How a Christmas Tradition Began

Christmas Tradition
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

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Dragon Laffs #1138

Good Morning!  We got a bit of the white stuff around here this weekend!  I was fortunate enough to have to work during it.

Yes, it is indeed a sense of sarcasm that you detect in the sound of my voice.

Anyway, wasn’t much of a snow as is evidenced by my little friend in our back yard.  But, surprisingly…or not so surprisingly, depending on how you look at it… there were a whole crap load of slide offs on the highway.  It is amazing to me how some people tend to loose brain cells in an inverse-ratio as snow flakes falling to the ground.  The less snow, the more brain cells seem to disappear. 

Ah well…. a wiser man than me once said, never underestimate the power of human stupidity.  And with that in mind…… IMG_1683

Let’s Laugh!

 

 Thanks to Lynn for this one:
 
 
It’s got everything you ever wanted to know about snow. More specifically, it’s all about snow crystals.

There are dozens of close-up snow crystal pictures. You’ll be in awe of how beautiful they are. And there are both natural and designer versions shown.

But that’s not all. The site also explains how snow crystals form. And it deals with some common questions about snow crystals. For example, are no two snowflakes really alike?

If the pictures inspire you to grab your camera, don’t worry. There is even a section on taking your own snow crystal pictures. And it tells you how to make your own snow crystals.

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Time Wasters

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/voyage.htm

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What if Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner were humans?3

 

Watch this hilarious video clip!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ5p9WttVhE

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Sent in by a LOT of you guys…

IF OUR GOVERNMENT REALLY WANTS TO KEEP CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS SECRET, THEY SHOULD BE KEPT IN THE SAME PLACE THAT OBAMA’S COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS AND BIRTH CERTIFICATE ARE KEPT.

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One of my Dad’s retired friends spends nine months a year in Idaho and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was in Florida, he got a call from the police. His neighbor in Idaho, who had a key, had entered his home to check that everything was okay with the house. The house was a shambles and he called the police to report a burglary.
    The police officer reported, “The house appears to have been ransacked.”
    My Dad’s friend immediately bought a plane ticket and flew 2600 miles home to discover that the house looked exactly the way they left it.

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During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches.
During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Excited, I wrote down my phone number.
Looking startled for a moment, he flipped the napkin over and drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.

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Eager to make her mark in the world of business, the attractive new MBA took a job as executive assistant to the middle aged owner of a fast-growing computer software company.
 
She found the work challenging and the travel interesting, but was extremely annoyed by her boss’s tendency to treat her in public as though she were his girlfriend rather than a professional associate.
 
This was especially irritating in restaurants, where he would insist on ordering for her, and on calling her “dearest” or “darling” within earshot of the waiters.
 
When she told him how much it bothered her, he promised to stop, but the patronizing behavior continued.
 
Finally, as he led her into a four-star restaurant, she took matters into her own hands.
 
“Where would you like to sit, sweetheart?” he asked, with a wink at the maitre’d. “Gee,” she replied, “anywhere you say, Dad.”

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Groaner Zack

4A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do.

“This is a disaster,” the husband answered. I don’t know where I’m going to find another woman of her caliber.”

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Here’s an idea worth strongly considering:

http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/heres-how-to-make-a-strong-passwords/

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I’d be curious to hear what some of you campers have to say about this.  I think Google is a good company doing some great things on line….but some of the stuff I saw on this video made me think twice about how I feel…..

http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/a-video-explananing-why-you-should-fear-google/

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I love this one…so much in the spirit of the season.

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What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatcrappychristmasgiftareyouquiz/

 

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My own little Izzy playing coy with Santa.  Don’t let her fool you old man, she’s picking your pocket while you aren’t paying attention….and her minions are outside, right now, stripping down your sleigh and making reindeer jerky while she stays inside and keeps you busy!

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I’ve got to add this to my Christmas list.  I wonder if I still have time…

Say Hello To My Little Friend – US Army Unveils ‘Game-Changing’ XM25 Rifle

On 12.1.10, in Government, Military, War, by Sad Hill
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http://sadhillnews.com/2010/12/01/say-hello-to-my-little-friend-us-army-unveils-game-changing-xm25-rifle

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Christmas Story

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to tell his parents.

As soon as he arrived home, he immediately began, “I learned all about the very first Christmas in Sunday school today! There wasn’t a Santa Claus way back then, so these three skinny guys on camels had to deliver all the toys!

“And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn’t there yet, so they had to have this big spotlight in the sky to find their way around!”

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A Little Entertainment For the Ladies

Leprechaun here~

Well now that you have cookies to munch and a new cocktail to wash them down with I think you ladies might appreciate a little entertainment !

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Leprechaun’s Liabations Holiday Libation

Poinsettia Cocktail

Yield: 1 cocktail

Ingredients

* 1/4 cup vodka
* 1/4 cup Champagne
* 1/2 cup cranberry juice
* Crushed ice
* 2 strips orange zest, each about 1/4-inch wide and 2 inches long

Directions:

Combine the vodka, Champagne and juice in a large-stemmed red wine glass. Add crushed ice and stir until the mixture is well chilled. Twist the orange strips over the glass, drop them in, and serve.

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Leprechaun’s Larder: Semi Homemade Raspberry Cake Bars

Raspberry Cake Bars

Recipe courtesy Sandra Lee’s Semi Homemade

Prep Time: 10 min
Inactive Prep Time:–
Cook Time: 35 min
Level:Easy
Serves:16 squares

Ingredients

  • 1 package (18-ounces) refrigerated sugar cookie dough, softened (recommended: Pillsbury)
  • 3/4 teaspoon lemon extract
  • 1/2 cup seedless raspberry jam
  • 1/4 cup chopped pecans

Directions

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Line an 8-inch square glass baking dish with enough foil so there is an overhang on 2 sides.

Mix the cookie dough with the lemon extract, kneading to combine. With damp fingers, press 2/3 of the dough into the bottom of the prepared baking dish. Spread the jam over the dough. Crumble the remaining dough evenly over the top of jam. Scatter the pecans over top. Bake until browned around the edges and cooked through in the center, about 35 minutes. Let cool in pan. Lift edges of foil to remove the bars. The bars are soft, so carefully cut into 2-inch squares or diagonally into pennant shapes.

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