About Impish Dragon

Impish Dragon is a handsomely young looking ancient blue dragon who is known world-wide as an opinionated hooligan, hell-bent on saving the world through laughter, inappropriate behavior, obnoxious opinions and opprobrious rants.  He is currently in hiding in plain sight in a small cave in northern Indiana.

In his human form, he works for the Department of Defense as an Emergency Manager and CBRNE Survival Instructor.  For the uninitiated, CBRNE stands for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear and high-yield Explosive.  Basically, he teaches G.I.s how to stay alive in really crappy environments.

Impish is half of the team of mythological creatures behind the genius that is Dragon Laffs.

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