Leprechaun Laffs #8


Again today it’s called Leprechaun Laffs as Impish is under the weather morale wise rather than physically this time over the loss of his dear friend so I’m stepping up to the podium for a few days. Few more days of this and Impish might just come back to find me ensconced in the big fancy office and HIM working in the glorified broom closet!

All the associate leprechauns and temp fairies are scurrying around frantically here at Firebase Leprechaun in preparation and anticipation of a major storm front arriving later today which is bringing us some serious arctic air. Temps for the next 10 days will be in the mid 40s to low 50s.

The weather guessers are evening suggestion that we may have a sleet & freezing rain event at the onset depending on just how far south this arctic mass extends itself.


Now lets see if we can do a little laughing!
Our good friend and loyal reader K-Squared writes to us from his hospital bed explaining his absence and the reason behind his hospitalization:
It all began with an iPhone…

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone.

He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?

I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made mevery happy when she bought me an iPad.

My daughter’s birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon. It was around then that the fight started . . .

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital by Thursday!

Email Worm Poses As Microsoft Update, Warns MS

Microsoft is today warning users of fake security alerts arriving via
Email. Microsoft is reminding users that it never sends out security
Alerts with attachments via email and that you should never …

http://go.infopackets.com/e20110107-05

A 10 Part Irish Introspection/Extra – Oddest Stories of 2010 #3

The man who shot a teenager for wearing baggy pants
Cops in Tennessee say 45-year-old Kenneth Bonds got so angry at a teenager’s baggy pants that he shot the young man in the buttocks. In Sept 25, Bonds, who was charged with two counts of aggravated assault, allegedly fired several shots at the 17-year-old after the victim refused to pull up his sagging trousers and called the accused gunman a “fat ass.” (Link | Via)
I don’t care HOW gangsta you think you are, taunting a large already angry man with the handgun is just EPIC STUPIDITY!
Bonds should get a medal for his attempted chlorination of the gene pool….
and a gift certificate to NutriSystem!

This is a short video of a new Ford plant in Brazil.  If you watch, listen carefully to the very last couple of sentences.

One look at this and you will be able to understand why there will probably never be another vehicle assembly plant built-in the USA. It will also point out why more assembly plants will go offshore to the detriment of US jobs

You won’t doubt that Ford, GM, and Chrysler are destined to go under, after watching this video. They will survive, but their assembly operations in the USA likely won’t, whether we have provided a bailout or not (listen closely at the end for the reason why).

Watch the video.

That’s all for today folks, I’m off to clean out the fireplace and supervise the Trolls stacking wood and peat for the fire which will be no doubt soon be continuously burning in it!

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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