Legal Stuff

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Legal Disclaimer Professional Version 2.02
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Updated 2.02 version  for the overly anal grammatical fantasists
(copyright 2014 by Lethal Leprechaun all rights zealously reserved)The Lawyers, Doctors,  F.B.I. (or Big Brother, as they like to be known since the Patriot Act ), the F.C.C., an Indian Chief,and those voices and alternate personalities we can’t collect rent from in our heads made us put this here, hence the small print.)
1.) If You’re Under 18 and Reading This, Leave Now! Go spend the time learning to spell words properly and acquiring useful job skills besides the phrase, “You want fries with that?”!  You DO NOT have all the answers you think you do;  you don’t even know or understand half  the questions! Also pull up your pants, buy a belt, remove ALL the chromed shrapnel from your face, turn down that crap…I mean Rap music and show some respect for others! Don’t try to hand us that, “If It’s Too Loud, You’re Too Old” logic, as we INVENTED that phrase! IF you’re going to insist on driving a loud car with blaring base at Two AM in a residential area PLEASE do it while street racing as you tweet your exploits via text message. You’ll save the officers investigating your death a lot of time and us a murder charge while simultaneously giving both the cop & us something to smile about.
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4.) This e-mail is sent out with the intent of educating and entertaining the unwashed masses by making everyone laugh until they wet their pants! While we consider ourselves creative, we do not take credit for any jokes, quotes, or ideas unless so stated. No offense is meant or implied in any of our mailings, nor is any responsibility assumed for any damage to furniture or your computer system as a result of pants-wetting, spewing your drink while laughing, or for the pain caused by blowing soda or hot coffee out your nose while in hysterics over something you read.
5.) Any opinions or political views expressed herein are probably, for the most part, the product of the firmly held, incomprehensibly complex and utterly weird belief system of the Guest Rant/Parting Shot/ Last Word’s author. So, don’t try debating with us or changing our minds/views…you won’t because we’re more stubborn than a mule (particularly the Dragon).  HOWEVER, we DO reserve the right to change our position on any topic w/o prior notice and claim that it was our position all along (a.k.a  ‘A Woman’s Prerogative Clause’).
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IF you are a gullible idiot or a liberal Democrat (but, I repeat myself) then they’re all George Bush’s fault.
7.) If you have actually read the same revision level of this in its entirety, in more than one of my e-mails, then Dr. Kevorkian called and wants you to come in immediately. You’re afflicted with the ID10T virus and need to be put out of our misery as soon as possible.
8.) Slainte! Eat, Drink & Be Merry, but ONLY to excess! It doesn’t matter if your glass is 1/2 full or 1/2 empty what matters you have twice as much glass as you currently need so fill it up! Preferably with coffee!
9.) SPAM YE NOT! ( Especially our private e-mail boxes and the Owners Inbox) Lest Ye Too Be Spammed and your Grey Poupon stolen by some guy in a $400,000 Rolls Royce Limo.

**PLEASE NOTE: Due to the FCC’s post Janet Jackson Super Bowl costume “accident” guidelines all material in this newsletter is on 5 sec brain delay
(3 minute delay for you blonde subscribers).  Length of the delay for Obamaites is indeterminate as it is SOLELY dependant on how soon Obama makes up his mind about any given issue. If the length of time he took to decide on committing more troops to the war on terror is any indication, we suggest you have your caskets outfitted with netbooks to finally receive your back issues.


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9 Responses to Legal Stuff

  1. ashley says:

    I just want to know if i could have permission to use one of quotes for a hoodie for my friend who is in the coast guard i found it funny and thought it would make a nice hoodie for an xmas present please let me know ps i have no intentions of selling the quote just using it for my friend

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Thank you for asking. Please check you Gmail as I have replied directly to you concerning this

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    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Sadly good comedic satire &/or sarcasm is pretty much a lost art but I do what I cna.
      Thanks for commenting

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    Lethal (Spam me only in breakfast burritos with eggs and potatoes please) Leprechaun

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