Dragon Laffs #1666 — Playin’ the sixes in the Lottery!

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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!…. or um…..CAMPERS!!!!  Yeah, GOOD MORNING CAMP—oh forget it.

Been a better week.  Today is Tuesday and so far this week, All day Monday and all day Tuesday, we’ve had no computer access at work.  And because all of our phones have been turned over to VOIP phones (Voice Over Internet Protocol) we’ve had no phone service either.

Only in my building.  And they can’t figure out what’s wrong.  It’s not been as relaxing as it sounds, because there are some things I really do HAVE to get done, even after the last two inspection/exercises over the last three weeks.

So, I suppose I’ll have to put back the part that I stole from the computer room.

NO!  Only kidding.  I didn’t really take anything…..did I?

I ain’t tellin’

Anyway, it’s getting on towards September … again … and September is the month that the bills get paid around here, so I’ll soon have to start my annual begging and pleading tour… again … but not today.  Maybe later in the issue.

Right now, I want to share something with you that touched me quite deeply that Mrs. Dragon shared with me.  It’s very deep.  She couldn’t read it to me without crying.  Here goes:

For the woman whose husband makes an “extra stop” after work every evening.

For the woman who is mourning the loss of a pregnancy that nobody else knew about.

For the woman who still leads from the front even although she’s lost inside.

For the woman who was fired for her fourth late because she has been awake for a straight week with a sick child.

For the single mom who doesn’t know how the utilities are going to stay on this month.

For the woman who has gone through 2 IVF’s and has tried for five years without success but still shows up to every baby shower for her friends.

For the woman who still hasn’t forgiven herself for the abortion that she had 20 years ago.

For the woman who has a line of judging eyes at her and her children as she counts out coins or has to put something back at the supermarket.

For the woman that opens the door to the news of her husband being killed overseas three weeks before he was to return home.

For the woman that lives with a quiet anxiety because nobody understands what you could possibly be stressed about.

For the woman that gives to her family all day- everyday and just needs a break.

For the woman that smiles at strangers all day in public- but weeps silently every night.

For the woman who has wanted to end it all but found strength to carry on.

For the woman that heard the rumour about herself at church today.

For the woman sleeping next to a stranger every night.

For the woman whose genetics will never allow her to look like the ones in the magazines.

For the woman that endures one broken relationship after another because there was no father around to teach her what love looks like.

For the woman raising a fatherless daughter and praying that history doesn’t repeat itself.

For the woman who loves with all her heart who’s desperate to be loved.

For every single woman that cries in the shower so that nobody else can see. Because if you aren’t strong-nobody is.

Just because the water washes your tears doesn’t mean that you don’t cry. Just because you cry doesn’t mean that you’re not strong enough to handle it.

I am you. I see you. I am with you, I cry with you. I love you.
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I was doing fine until I got to the picture.  The picture pushed me over the edge.

So telling.

Now, let’s laugh.

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It seems a bit excessive to me, if you buy two of them.

Remember how when you were little you could just rip off your diaper and run around naked and every thought it was so cute and funny?

Anyway, I need bail money.

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Gods, that was bloody awful!

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.

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Carrots may be good for your eyes…but booze will double your vision!

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Sometimes I just wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old and the energy of a 3 year old.

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My favorite essential oil is bacon grease.

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When in doubt, remember “FISH”

Fuck It…Shit Happens

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So, yeah.

Bills due.

Money needed.

I hate this time of year.

So, I’m reaching out to you, my friends to, once again, help me pay the bills around here.  To keep the lights on for another year. 

If you think it’s worth a couple of bucks, then go up to the top right corner of the page, find the donation button, hit it and send me a little sumpin’.  If not…well… then that’s fine, too I guess.

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People are so excited about the new iPhone, but no one has caught up with the awesome technology of using your turn-signal when you drive.

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A slightly drunk woman is watching TV and yells, “Don’t go there!  Don’t go to the church you dumb bitch!”

Her husband asks, “What in the world are you watching?”

“Our wedding video.”

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*19 minutes into diet*

I can’t live like this!

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I decided to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning.

I can’t have sharpies in the house anymore.

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A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is,”What will it do?”The answer is usually something like, “Zero to 60 in4.3 seconds,” or something along those lines.Well, here’s the brand new 2019 Ferrari “458 Italia”First, here’s what it looks like:

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And here is what it can do…

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Any questions?

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That is an AWESOME idea!!!!

Dear Math,
I am tired of finding your x.  Just move on buddy, she’s gone.

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My wife just stopped and said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?”

I thought to myself…”That’s a pretty strange way to start off a conversation.”

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Lord, whatever you’re baking outside … it’s done.

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Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do.
Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

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My wife made me coffee this morning and winked at me when she handed me the cup.

I’ve never been more scared of a drink in all of my life.

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Her: “Undress me with your words!”

Him: “There’s a spider in your bra.”

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting.

It’s called…

“BEING FREAKIN’ HUNGRY!”

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A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don’t have one, you’ll probably never need one again.

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Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money.  But, we never hear about welfare or food stamps running out of money?  What’s interesting is the first group “worked for” their money, but the second didn’t.  Social Security is actually our money that’s being paid back to us.

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There are two kinds of people:

1) Happy Morning People

2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people.

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Be good to your nieces and nephews.  One day you’ll need them to smuggle alcohol into your nursing home.

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I’m going to end today’s issue with something non-humorous.  I saw this and had to share…

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And yes, I think you should show your kids.

Love you all.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon

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Dragon Laffs #1665

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Good Morning Campers!!!!!!

Well, it’s finally over!

Mostly.

Almost.

Still have the damn air show coming in September and as long as there is no loss of life or smoking holes in the ground, it should be a good weekend.  So yeah.

Have my first day off in a month tomorrow.

I’ll be asleep.  All day.

LOL!  So with that…Let’s get to the fun stuff!!!!!

 

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Having been the recipient (victim) of MANY sleep studies, I can tell you that it is EXACTLY as indicated in the above cartoon.  Now, I’ll have nightmares tonight.

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So you think you know all about the United States eh? Well, Caitlin Morton did a little research and came up with some very interesting facts about our homeland that may surprise you. Just to kick things off, did you know there is a town in Washington with treetop bridges made specifically to help squirrels cross the street.

We all know that New York is the most populated city in the U.S., but how about the fact that more people live in New York City than in 40 of the 50 states. Even the Empire State building has its own zip code.
The country doesn’t center around the Big Apple, however:

Would you believe that the entire Denver International Airport is twice the size of Manhattan?

Texas has always been proud of its size, even when Alaska became a state to make the Lone Star folks number two; That said, if Texas were its own country, it would have the 10th largest GDP in the world.

New York’s east coast rival, Boston has the reputation of having the worst drivers out of the nation’s 200 largest cities. Kansas City, by the way, has the best.

Here’s a good one: a highway in Lancaster, California plays the William Tell Overture as you drive over it, thanks to some well-placed grooves in the road.

Continuing on down the road, did you know there are more than 70 streets in Atlanta with some variation of the name “Peachtree.”
Now for a change of pace.

The Midwest has often been called the “Nation’s Breadbasket.” Little wonder considering Kansas produces enough wheat each year to feed everyone in the world for about two weeks.

Better yet. the number of bourbon barrels in Kentucky outnumbers the state’s population by more than two million.

Or how about this odd culinary twist. Many states have official state foods, but only Oklahoma has an official state meal: Squash, cornbread, fried okra, barbecued pork, grits, biscuits, sausage and gravy, corn, strawberries, chicken-fried steak, black-eyed peas, and pecan pie.

With more than 2,500 National Historical Landmarks in the country, only two can willfully move: San Francisco’s cable cars and New Orleans’s St. Charles streetcar line.

It may not be a national park, but the world’s smallest park is in Portland, Oregon measuring just two feet wide.

Oregon is said to be the state with the fastest talkers. Mississippi has the slowest.
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The total length of Idaho’s rivers could stretch across the United States about 40 times.

There’s enough water in Lake Superior to cover all of North and South America in one foot of liquid.

Or how about this climate change phenomenon in 1943 when the temperature in Spearfish, South Dakota jumped 49 degrees in two minutes (-4°F to 45°F). It was one of the most drastic temperature changes on record.

Did you know that South Florida is the only place in the world where alligators and crocodiles coexist in the wild?

Speaking of animals, it is possible to get a unicorn hunting license from Michigan’s Lake Superior State University.

And in the sunny south, there is an island full of wild monkeys off the coast of South Carolina called Morgan Island. It’s not open to humans. Do we see yet another movie sequel called Island of the Apes?

With approximately 5,000 commercial airplanes flying over the United States at any given time does it not seem amazing that flying is still one of the safest forms of transportation?

Looking for your lost luggage? Airlines sell all their unclaimed baggage to a store in Scottsboro, Alabama, that resells everything.

With the proliferation of social media and the 24/7 broadcast news cycle, daily newspapers are struggling to compete these days. However, in 1922, a man built a house and all his furniture entirely out of 100,000 newspapers. The structure still stands today in Rockport, Massachusetts.

Utah is the happiest state in the nation, followed by Minnesota. Alabama and West Virginia rank as the unhappiest.

According to the 2010 census, the one-woman town of Monowi, Nebraska is the only officially incorporated municipality with a population of 1. In 2017, the sole, 83-year-old resident was the city’s mayor, librarian, and bartender.

Only one-third of all $100 bills are actually inside the United States.

This one would put Rocky Balboa to shame. The word “Pennsylvania” is misspelled on the Liberty Bell.

And finally, in 1893 American arrogance ran amok once again when Congress put forth an amendment to rename the country to the “United States of Earth.”

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Exercise makes you look better naked.

So does alcohol…your choice.

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Some people wake up and feel like a million bucks.  Me? I wake up feeling like “insufficient funds.”

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Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring.  Spend 30 seconds in my head, that will freak you out.

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Some of you are too young to know what it feels like to take a ton of pictures then have to wait two weeks to find out they all sucked.

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I hate it when I gain ten pounds for a role and then realize that I am not an actress.

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AMEN!!!!!

And this next one is all me!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Hi guys.  I don’t usually promote other people’s businesses here in Dragon Laffs, but I got an email from Ginny that I felt obligated to share with you guys since she has been so generous with me….here goes:

Hey guys, I am now confident to announce that I am selling Adult Toys. If you need something, please don’t be embarrassed to ask. I have all kinds, sizes and styles to fit your needs and I promise, discretion is guaranteed!!
Message me for yours anytime. I have walkers, wheelchairs, oxygen tanks, canes, disposable diapers, etc etc. What did you think I was talking about?

So yeah, drop her a line if your looking for something.

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My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, “No, we all seem to enjoy it.”

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I have indeed been that drunk.

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But, never, ever that confused…

yet.

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions.

You know, like Wednesday.

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Which is heavier: a pint of water or a pint of butane?

The water.

No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.

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How about some of these….

Skateboard

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Ski Lit

Skill Checks

Skill Demolitions

Skittles

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Slacking Off

Sleep

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.

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It’s another hot day, so I’ve taken all my clothes off and opened every window…

…I feel so much better, although the other people on the bus don’t seem so pleased.

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At the bank, I told the cashier, “I’d like to open a joint account please.”
”Ok, with whom?”
”Whoever has lots of money.”

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Me: How many loads of laundry can this hold?

Salesperson: Ma’am, this is a dining room table.

Me: And?

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What does it mean if the holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

Asking for a friend.

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I’m so relieved….that annoying knocking sound was coming from the trunk and not the motor.

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And that’s it for another week dear friends.

Cheers!

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Dragon Laffs #1664

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So, I about had this issue ready to go out last Saturday and my laptop took a crap on me and I couldn’t get it fixed in time, so I’m now getting it ready for this week.

I’m halfway through my two weeks of living hell and I want to make sure that there is something for you guys on Saturday, so why don’t we just get to it!

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Mrs. Dragon says, “I know it’s time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it’s a second passenger who’s not wearing their seatbelt.”

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Thoughts To Ponder…

*    I THOUGHT GETTING OLDER WOULD TAKE LONGER.

*    A WISE MAN ONCE SAID – – NOTHING.

*    RESPECT YOUR ELDERS; THEY GRADUATED SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

*    I’VE DECIDED I’M NOT OLD; I’M 25 PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

*    WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS “1” FOR ENGLISH? DID WE MOVE?

*    WE HAVE SOME GUN CONTROL; WHAT WE NEED IS IDIOT CONTROL.

*    BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

*    LET’S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.

*    VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH OR LIGHT FIRES!

*    I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK…”REALLY? THAT’S THE SPERM THAT WON?”

*    IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

*    IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

*    MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

*    SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID. AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

*    WE OWE ILLEGALS NOTHING; WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.

*    CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.

*    IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE  AND DUMPED THERE.

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ConeYOU’LL HIT EVERY CONE ON THE HIGHWAY BEFORE I LET YOU MERGE IN FRONT OF ME BECAUSE YOU SAW THAT SIGN 2 MILES AGO JUST LIKE I DID.

 

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I’m a fat-ass, but I can lose weight… You’re a dumb-ass… How you going to fix that?

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If my kids knew there was a light in the oven, they’d leave that one on, too.

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“It’s not about how tired you are.  It’s about how tired you’re making everyone else.” ~~ My husband explaining bedtime to the kids.

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A Good Mood is Like a Balloon…One Little Prick is All it Takes to Ruin It!

 

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The police sent me a picture of me speeding.
So, I sent them a picture of a check.
They sent me a picture of handcuffs.
Well played.

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I remember when Yoga was called Twister.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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I really think it’s time to take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity work itself out of the gene pool.

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Think Old and you’ll be Old.  Think Young and you’ll be a Delusional Old Fart!

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If you had to choose between eating bacon everyday, or being skinny for the rest of your life – would you choose Applewood or Hickory Smoked?

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Amen!

 

Sarcasm and Attitude … so much cheaper than Therapy and Bail Money.

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I refuse to argue with anyone born after 1995, y’all can’t even write in cursive!

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This stage in my life is called, “Mid-Life Fuck it!”

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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer, it’s “Art” … but, when I do it, I’m “Drunk” and “Have to Leave Home Depot, Immediately.”

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And MAYBE Bob Marley

The National Weather Service has just published instructions on how to bake a lasagna in your mailbox.

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If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?

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My children want a cat for Christmas.

Normally I cook a turkey but hey, whatever makes them happy!

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How do you milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

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You know that thing in your mind that tells you when something is a bad idea?

How do I get one of those?

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What if slugs are just snails going through a divorce?

Yup…lost the house.

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He’s a great “Word of the Day”

Addlepated – confused or eccentric

Great word!

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That moment when your steak is on the grill and you can already feel your mouth watering … Do you vegans feel the same way when mowing the lawn??

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And that’s it my dear friends….until we meet again.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

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Dragon Laffs #1663

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Well, it’s been one of those weeks.

We’re getting ready for a BIG inspection followed immediately by another BIG inspection!  So much fun!  (Really gotta find that sarcasm font!)

The heat here in the Midwest is beginning to get to people. 

It’s 89 F right now, but it feels like 114 F!

That’s too damn hot for Indiana!

There was a knock at the back door earlier, when I went to see who it was in my back yard, there was a family of raccoons, a deer, and three squirrels asking if they could come in where it was cooler.

Crazy.

Anyway, don’t be surprised if you don’t hear from me next weekend and the weekend after that, but if you listen very closely, you’ll probably be able to hear the screaming in my head from all the idiot, higher headquarters inspectors visiting my base and my office.

Sigh!

Government work…low pay, huge responsibility, and too many hours worked.

But, there is the whole job satisfaction thing.

I’ll let you know next time whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

So let’s laugh!

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Along with “Not my circus, not my monkeys.”

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Absolutely perfect!!!!

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If a bra is an “over the shoulder boulder holder” then what would you call men’s underwear?

Under the butt nut hut.

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I went to donate blood today, but they kept asking too many questions.

Who’s blood is this?  Where did you get it?

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5 Kinds Of Fear

-Panic
-Terror
-15 Missed Calls From Mom
-“Wrong Password”
-“We Need To Talk”

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I had my patience tested.

I’m negative.

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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

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Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment.  Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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Sadly, that’s it for this week.

Love you all.

Cheers!

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Dragon Laffs #1662

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Good Morning Campers,

If you can’t tell by the above picture, I’m pissed off!  And if you can’t figure out why, let me tell you.

Five police officers were asked to leave a Starbucks because some friggin’ dust bunny complained that they “did not feel safe” with the officers present.  The store employee told the officers that they either needed to move out of the line of sight of the complaining customer or leave the store entirely.  The employee asked the officers to move or leave instead of telling the complaining customer to grow up or leave themselves.4b 

Does that mean that I can walk into any Starbucks, point someone out, say I “don’t feel safe” with that person there and the store will ask them to leave or move out of my sight?  OF COURSE FUCKING NOT!!!!! 

So, why does some dust bunny get away with it when it’s five cops?

It’s pure bullshit.  And some of the officers were veterans!  So now I’m REALLY pissed off!

And this is not the first time that this company has done stupid shit like this.  Two black men arrested because they were waiting for their friend to get off work, the refusal of service complaints go from 12 deaf people to a Marine. 

These elitist snobs need to be taken to task and the best way to do that is for all of us to never cross the threshold of one of their stores, to never give another of our hard earned dollars to them…THAT is the best way to handle THAT.

Okay, rant over…

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Our entire universe is probably in a tiny glass jar somewhere, placed on a shelf in an alien child’s room as a science fair project that got a C-.

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Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.

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Ban pre-shredded cheese…make America Grate again.

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I’ve decided to add “extensive experience in dealing with stupid people” to my resume.  That has GOT to be a marketable skill.

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And you gotta be from Jersey to understand.

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during an airline flight. ‘Would you like dinner?’, the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
‘What are my choices?’ John asked.
‘Yes or no,’ she replied.

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SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

Without missing a beat, she said, ‘Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.’

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SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ‘ Do these turkeys get any bigger?’
The stock boy replied, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead …..’

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SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. ‘I’ve been waiting for you all day,’ the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.’
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, ‘Got stuck, huh?’
The truck driver says, ‘No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.’

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SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!’
A smart ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, ‘What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?’ The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, ‘Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.’

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There is no life without water.  Because without water, there is no coffee.  And without coffee I’d kill you all.

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Do you know why nobody has ever overdosed on marijuana?

Because if you laid out 100 joints and a lighter, and told someone to try and smoke them all, by the 4th joint they’ve already lost the lighter, ordered pizza, cuddled with their dog, and fell asleep.

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Who wants to open a doughnut shop next to a medical marijuana place and call it “Glazed and Confused”?

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I come from Jersey where “keep talking” means you better shut the fuck up.

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This is so my house:

Me: Alexa, remind me to go to the gym.

Alexa: I have added Gin to the shopping list.

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When I was a young boy, I read this book about a quarterback.  I was probably less than ten years old and I can remember staying up all night to finish the book.  It was the impetus to me being a lifelong Green Bay Packer fan.  And now that great man has died and he will be sorely missed.

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Rest easy my friend.

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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping, because now fat me needs a snack.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Hell yes, we have!  And we’ll do it again!!

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

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And with that lovely image, we’ll call this an issue!

Thanks for your attention. 

Cheers, my dear, dear friends.

Impish Dragon

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