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Good Saturday Morning Campers! It’s a wonderful morning, full of surprises, happiness and even…. drumroll please …. new campers!
I would love to take this opportunity to introduce to you, the newest member of the family, my brand new grandson, weighing in at 8 lb, 5 oz and 20 3/4 inches long….
Riley
Isn’t he just adorable? Born around 9 pm last night, poor mommy fought with this little guy for days to get him out. He was just too darn comfortable where he was. Look at him, isn’t he the most relaxed looking little guy in the world? He’s just waiting on his coffee and his Saturday issue of Dragon Laffs … so I say, let’s give it to him.
Welcome into the world Riley, may God’s blessings shower your lifetime with happiness and wonder.
Now,
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Okay, this is wrong on SO many levels…
A man went into a pet shop to complain about the hamster he had recently bought.
“It was useless” he said. “It didn’t do any tricks and died after two days. So I decided to make
jam from it but the jam tasted really foul! So I threw the jam onto the rubbish dump in the back
garden. Next day, the rubbish dump was covered in tulips!”
“Didn’t you know” said the shop assistant “that you always get tulips from hamster jam?”
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In honor of Governor Schwarzenegger, a new commandment has been added to the Bible:
Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten:
11. “Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff”
Okay, here’s a couple of really bad ones from our reigning King of Groaners, Zack:
Q: Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
A: He became a Small Medium At Large.
Q: What do you get when you anesthetize a rabbit?
A: The ether bunny.
Now you see why he has been undefeated for so long.
Charles Oliver | May 27, 2011
A British immigration officer, who wasn’t named by media, has been fired for putting his wife on the nation’s terrorism watch list. The man added her name to the list when she was in Pakistan visiting family. When she tried to return home, she was barred from getting on the plane. The man’s actions were not discovered until three years later, when he was being vetted for a promotion.
That’s a whole lot cheaper than a divorce I suppose.
This one is really terrible!
And I received it from so many of my lovely Groaner Groupies that I’m not giving it an attribution.
Therefore, you can blame anyone you like….
Except me…
Artifacts are a major portion of an Indian reservation’s economy.
Annually, thousands of tourists visit reservations and most will
not leave without purchasing at least one memento of the traditional
Indian culture.
One enterprising Indian was able to outsell his competitors in
the sale of wooden dolls by selling them at only a fraction of
the cost others had to charge.
Upon examining his dolls, they found that where hard wood was
traditionally used, this Indian would use cheap pine on which he
glued thin pieces of fine mahogany, thus being able to produce
the dolls at only a fraction of the cost.
While he claimed his dolls were still authentic, his competitors
complained that they were only… Cheap Sioux Veneers.
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And yet another one!
A man goes to his doctor.
“If I see someone riding a bike when I’m walking down the street, I get this terrible urge to throw myself under the wheels. Have you ever heard of such a thing?”
The doctor thinks for a moment, then says; “Yes, I have heard of one other case. You are what we call a cycle path.”
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“Smokey McBongwater”
1970s Anti-Marijuana Commercial
The sad part is, that if you are one who partakes of the LAST video’s product, you could sit for hours and play with this one…
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf Load page and click on each horse to turn on and off
What an incredibly interesting video. I’d have never guessed that there were SO MANY steps involved. What am I talking about? How to subdue a Leprechaun? Not hardly, this one is….
How It’s Made PENCIL
This 5 minutes video explains how pencil is made.
Click Here to watch
Our three children like to spin in our home office chairs. One of the chairs makes this annoying popping noise whenever they are spinning in it that is not conducive to productive thought processes. We have told the children time and time again not to spin in the chair. Either they forget or it is an act of defiance but they continue to spin in the chair from time to time leading us to believe that this is an act of swivel disobedience.
~ Tiff Wimberly
A very small female janitor (4’10”, 90 pounds) worked at an amusement park and was told to go out and sweep up the grounds.
As she was getting ready to head out to clean up, her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets. When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it was so windy out she was afraid of getting knocked over by the wind.
‘So,’ she said, ‘now I weigh me down to sweep.’
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Yup, this is what it’s like for us right now…
The following is a reprint of an article that was sent to me by one of our favorite campers, Jeannie. Does this man have what it takes to make it to the big chair? Sadly, maybe more importantly, does he have enough money to even enter the fight? Is that what it’s come down to? Who can afford to buy the presidency? Who knows.
But what I do know is that this guy makes sense…. take a listen.
Pawlenty: Obama Doesn’t Tell the Truth, I Will
Monday, 23 May 2011 12:57 PM
By Newsmax Wires
Following is the text of former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty’s speech Monday announcing that he’s seeking the GOP nod for president:
I’m Tim Pawlenty, and I’m running for President of the United States.
We live in the greatest country the world has ever known. But, as we all know, America is in big trouble, and it won’t get fixed if we keep going down the same path. If we want a new and better direction, we need a new and better President.
President Obama’s policies have failed. But more than that, he won’t even tell us the truth about what it’s really going to take to get out of the mess we’re in.
I could stand here and tell you that we can solve America’s debt crisis and fix our economy without making any tough choices.
But we’ve heard those kinds of empty promises for the last three years, and we know where they’ve gotten us. Fluffy promises of hope and change don’t buy our groceries, make our mortgage payments, put gas in our cars, or pay for our children’s clothes.
So, in my campaign, I’m going to take a different approach. I am going to tell you the truth. The truth is, Washington’s broken.
Our country is going broke, and the pain of the recent recession will pale in comparison to what’s coming, if we don’t get spending in Washington D.C. under control. President Obama doesn’t have an economic plan. He just has a campaign plan. America deserves much better.
Barack Obama promised that spending $800 billion dollars on a pork-filled stimulus bill would keep unemployment under 8 percent. He promised that bailouts for well-connected businesses were a good deal for the country. He promised that a federal takeover of health care would keep costs under control. And hard as it is to believe, he even promised the deficit would be cut in half in his first term!
But the truth is, since President Obama took office, massive numbers of Americans can’t find a job. We’re four trillion dollars deeper in debt. And his health care plan is an unmitigated disaster for our country.
We’ve tried Barack Obama’s way . . . and his way has failed. Three years into his term, we’re no longer just running out of money. We’re running out of time.
It’s time for new leadership. It’s time for a new approach. And, it’s time for America’s president — and anyone who wants to be president — to look you in the eye and tell you the truth. So here it is.
Government money isn’t “free.” You and I either pay for it in taxes, or our children pay for it in debt. The reforms we need are not in the billions, but in the trillions of dollars. And the cuts we need to make — the cuts we must make — can’t just be to somebody else’s programs.
The changes history is calling on America to make today cannot be shouldered only by people richer than us or poorer than us — but by us, too.
Politicians are often afraid that if they’re too honest, they might lose an election. I’m afraid that in 2012, if we’re not honest enough, we may lose our country.
If we want to grow our economy, we need to shrink our government. If we want to create jobs, we need to encourage job creators. If we want our children to be free to pursue their dreams, we can’t shackle them with our debts.
This is a time for truth.
That’s why later this week, I’m going to New York City, to tell Wall Street that if I’m elected, the era of bailouts, handouts, and carve outs will be over. No more subsidies, no more special treatment. No more Fannie and Freddie, no more TARP, and no more “too big to fail.”
Success in our economy must once again be determined by the ingenuity of competing businesses and the judgment of the marketplace, period.
There’s more.
Tomorrow, I’m going to Florida to tell both young people and seniors the truth that our entitlement programs are on an unsustainable path and that inaction is no longer an option.
Our national debt, combined with Obamacare, have placed Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid in real peril. I’ll tell young people the truth that over time and for them only, we’re going to gradually raise their Social Security retirement age.
And, I’ll also tell the truth to wealthy seniors that we will means test Social Security’s annual cost-of-living adjustment.
Medicare must be also be reformed with “pay for performance” incentives that reward good doctors and wise consumers.
And, we need to block grant Medicaid to the states. There, innovative reformers closest to the patients can solve problems and save money.
This week, I’ll also be in Washington, D.C., to remind the federal bureaucracy that government exists to serve its citizens, not its employees. The truth is, people getting paid by the taxpayers shouldn’t get a better deal than the taxpayers themselves.
That means freezing federal salaries, transitioning federal employee benefits, and downsizing the federal workforce as it retires. It means paying public employees for results, not just seniority – from the Capitol to the classroom, and everywhere in between.
And in the private sector, it means no card check – not now, not ever. It means no more taxpayer bailouts just because you gave lots of money to a campaign. And it especially means the National Labor Relations Board will never again tell an American company where it can and can’t do business.
I’m here today to tell Iowans the truth, too.
America is facing a crushing debt crisis the likes of which we’ve never seen before. We need to cut spending, and we need to cut it…big time. The hard truth is that there are no longer any sacred programs.
The truth about federal energy subsidies, including federal subsidies for ethanol, is that they have to be phased out. We need to do it gradually. We need to do it fairly. But we need to do it.
Now, I’m not some out-of-touch politician. I served two terms as Governor of an ag state. I fully understand and respect the critical role farming plays in our economy and our society. I’ve strongly supported ethanol in various ways over the years, and I still believe in the promise of renewable fuels – both for our economy and our national security.
But even in Minnesota, when faced with fiscal challenges, we reduced ethanol subsidies. That’s where we are now in Washington, but on a much, much larger scale.
It’s not only ethanol. We need to change our approach to subsidies in all industries.
It can’t be done overnight. The industry has made large investments, and it wouldn’t be fair to pull the rug out from under it immediately. But we must face the truth that if we want to invite more competition, more investment, and more innovation into an industry – we need to get government out. We also need the government out of the business of handing out favors and special deals. The free market, not freebies from politicians, should decide a company’s success. So, as part of a larger reform, we need to phase out subsidies across all sources of energy and all industries, including ethanol. We simply can’t afford them anymore.
Some people will be upset by what I’m saying.
Conventional wisdom says you can’t talk about ethanol in Iowa or Social Security in Florida or financial reform on Wall Street.
But someone has to say it. Someone has to finally stand up and level with the American people. Someone has to lead.
When times get tough, there’s always a temptation among politicians to try to turn the American people against one-another. Some try to fan the flames of envy and resentment as a way to deflect attention from their own responsibilities.
But that’s not good enough. Our problems demand – and our children deserve – much more from us this time.
No president deserves to win an election by dividing the American people – picking winners and losers, protecting his own party’s spending and cutting only the other guys’; pitting classes, and ethnicities, and generations against each other.
The truth is, we’re all in this together. So we need to work to get out of this mess together.
I’ll unite our party and unite our nation, because to solve a fourteen-trillion-dollar problem, we’re going to need three hundred million people.
Leadership in a time of crisis isn’t about telling people what you think they want to hear, it’s about telling the truth.
President Barack Obama refuses to do that. He has a simple and cynical plan: pretend there is no crisis, then attack those of us who are willing to stand up and try to solve it.
In Washington, they call that “smart politics.” But I’m not from Washington. I grew up in Minnesota, in the hard-working blue collar town of South Saint Paul.
When I was 16 years old my mom passed away from ovarian cancer. Awhile later, my dad lost his job for a time. In a situation like that, you see some things. You learn some things.
At a young age, I learned the value of leaning into my faith in God, in challenging times and at all times. I saw the value of a loving family that rallied around each other in times of crisis. I learned the value of hard work and the responsibility for doing my part. I learned that education was a ticket to opportunity.
I learned the value of a job and a paycheck. I got a chance to work at a grocery store for about seven years. I was a union member. I was proud to earn some money to help pay for school costs and make ends meet.
The values I learned are America’s values. I know the American Dream — because I’ve lived it. I am running for President to keep that dream alive.
The first step toward restoring America’s promise, is to elect a president who keeps his promises.
How do I know conservative values and principles can rescue our economy and reform our government? Because in Minnesota, for the last eight years, they already have. I love my state but let’s face it: it’s one of the most liberal states in the union.
Minnesota’s big-government legacy presented me with the same type of problems Barack Obama found in the nation’s capital. But my approach – and my results – were very different from his.
When I became governor, Minnesota’s two-year budget had been increasing an average of 21% for over forty years. During my eight years, that changed dramatically. I passed a budget that actually reduced state spending in real terms for the first time in the 150-year history of Minnesota.
For decades before I was elected, governors tried and failed to get Minnesota out of the top-ten highest taxed states in the country. I actually did it.
Minnesota faced health care costs that were spiraling out of control. Sound familiar? I know how to do health care reform right. I’ve done it at the state level. No mandates, no takeovers… and it’s the opposite of Obamacare.
I took on the public employee unions before it was popular to do it. For example, our government bus drivers had benefits similar to those that are breaking budgets in California, Illinois, and half of Europe. I wanted to bring those benefits in line. The union refused and went on strike. It became one of the longest transit strikes in the history of the country. People picketed my house, the media trashed me, and the buses didn’t move. But neither did we. On the 45th day of the strike, the union came back to the table, and taxpayers won. Today, we have a transit system that gives commuters a ride, without taking the taxpayers for a ride.
I stood up to the teachers unions and established one of the first statewide performance pay systems in the country.
And I appointed new conservative justices to the state Supreme Court. They understand that judges are supposed to rule according to the language of the law, not the preferences of their party. You know something about that here in Iowa.
In Minnesota and in Washington, the issues were the same: taxes, spending, health care, unions, and the courts. But in Washington, Barack Obama has consistently stood for higher taxes, more spending, more government, more powerful special interests, and less individual freedom.
In Minnesota, I cut taxes, cut spending, instituted health care choice and performance pay for teachers, reformed our union benefits, and appointed constitutional conservatives to the Supreme Court. That is how you lead a liberal state in a conservative direction.
The problems we face as a nation are severe. But if we could move Minnesota in a common sense, conservative direction, we can do it anywhere — even in Washington D.C.
It won’t be easy, but it’s not supposed to be. This is America – we don’t do easy.
Valley Forge wasn’t easy. Normandy wasn’t easy. Winning the Cold War wasn’t easy.
If prosperity were easy, everyone around the world would be prosperous.
If security were easy, everyone around the world would be secure.
If freedom were easy, everyone would be free.
They’re not. But – Americans are – because our Founders and generations before us chose to be, and insisted, sacrificed – and risked everything – so that we could be.
That’s their legacy. Now it’s our challenge.
We are up for it.
In 2008, Barack Obama told us he would change America . . . and he has.
In 2012, we will change America again . . . and this time, it will be for the better.
Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.
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