Dragon & Leprechaun Electronic Media Enterprises LLP SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

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Lethal here folks-

Sorry to interrupt your Sunday, but this is damned important.

See today is an important date in history and both myself and Impish made no mention of it this week in our issues. I’m aiming with the short Special announcement to redress that error that is mostly one on my part as I’m sure modesty prevented Impish from saying anything about it.

I figure once you hear about what was almost brushed under the carpet there will be comments and e-mails a plenty (HINT!!) on this issue so it does not slide by unremarked upon.

So with out further preamble please join me in wishing:

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Happy Anniversary to Mr. & Mrs. Impish Dragon!

 

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May every hour of every day be blessed with a shining gift of joy, a dream to share together, a memory that’s forever but most of all a promise that the best is yet to come!

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Please join me in toasting the happy couple!

First for Mrs. Dragon who is a true daughter o’ Erin, a traditional toast in the Gaelic:

‘Sliocht sleachta ar shliocht bhur sleachta.’
(May there be a generation of children on the children of your children.)

and for the both of them:

May the roof above you never fall in, And those gathered beneath it never fall out.

Here’s to health, peace and prosperity. May the flower of love never be nipped by the frost of disappointment, nor shadow of grief fall among your family and friends.

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. And may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.

May your home always be too small to hold all your friends and finally my dear friends,

May I see you grey and combing your grandchildren’s hair together.

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Thank Ye most kindly  for your attention and participation in this very Special Announcement. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Sunday activities and events. [Remember my bloody hint!]

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Dragon Laffs #1281

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Adult ContentGood Morning Campers!
Hope you all have had a great week so far and are looking forward to a great weekend.
Well, I’m here to help you get started on this welcome time off.  Here’s an issue just jammed packed full of stuff…not really sure what kind of stuff, but stuff!  Lots and lots of graphics in this one, so don’t be surprised if it took the page a little while to open.
Anyway, here’s another picture of my current project.  It’s kinda of like guy macramé… here’s my latest super project on the bottom and then three examples of what we are trying to get set up to sell for October for Breast Cancer Awareness Month, a favorite charity of mine.  Money raised by selling the pink or breast cancer themed ones will got to charity:
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so, anyway, that’s kind of it, ready to get started laughing…lots of stuff to have fun with.  Let’s go!

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Dad sent this one to me and if you are a fan, which I am, it’s really good.

Remember…the only way to watch the video is by going to the website…http://dragonlaffs.com.  It’s the only way to really get the full effect of the newsletter, anyway. 

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The Gold Urinal
Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton ‘s private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!
That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. “Just think,’ he said, ‘when I am President, I will have an even bigger gold urinal !

Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom,
Bill had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:

“I found out who peed in your saxophone.”

 

 

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157A version of this was sent to me by my Dad (thanks Dad) and in the spirit of fact checking I found the original article and liked it so much, I decided to share the original.  Which was found on townhall.com by the way. 

Why Obama Will Lose in a Landslide

By Wayne Allyn Root

5/30/2012

 

Most political predictions are made by biased pollsters, pundits, or prognosticators who are either rooting for Republicans or Democrats. I am neither. I am a former Libertarian Vice Presidential nominee, and a well-known Vegas oddsmaker with one of the most accurate records of predicting political races.

Neither Obama nor Romney are my horses in the race. I believe both Republicans and Democrats have destroyed the U.S. economy and brought us to the edge of economic disaster. My vote will go to Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson in November, whom I believe has the most fiscally conservative track record of any Governor in modern U.S. political history. Without the bold spending cuts of a Gary Johnson or Ron Paul, I don’t believe it’s possible to turnaround America.

But as an oddsmaker with a pretty remarkable track record of picking political races, I play no favorites. I simply use common sense to call them as I see them. Back in late December I released my New Years Predictions. I predicted back then- before a single GOP primary had been held, with Romney trailing for months to almost every GOP competitor from Rick Perry to Herman Cain to Newt- that Romney would easily rout his competition to win the GOP nomination by a landslide. I also predicted that the Presidential race between Obama and Romney would be very close until election day. But that on election day Romney would win by a landslide similar to Reagan-Carter in 1980.

Understanding history, today I am even more convinced of a resounding Romney victory. 32 years ago at this moment in time, Reagan was losing by 9 points to Carter. Romney is right now running even in polls. So why do most pollsters give Obama the edge?

First, most pollsters are missing one ingredient- common sense. Here is my gut instinct. Not oneAmerican who voted for McCain 4 years ago will switch to Obama. Not one in all the land. But many millions of people who voted for an unknown Obama 4 years ago are angry, disillusioned, turned off, or scared about the future. Voters know Obama now- and that is a bad harbinger.

Now to an analysis of the voting blocks that matter in U.S. politics:

*Black voters. Obama has nowhere to go but down among this group. His endorsement of gay marriage has alienated many black church-going Christians. He may get 88% of their vote instead of the 96% he got in 2008. This is not good news for Obama.

*Hispanic voters. Obama has nowhere to go but down among this group. If Romney picks Rubio as his VP running-mate the GOP may pick up an extra 10% to 15% of Hispanic voters (plus lock down Florida). This is not good news for Obama.

*Jewish voters. Obama has been weak in his support of Israel. Many Jewish voters and big donors are angry and disappointed. I predict Obama’s Jewish support drops from 78% in 2008 to the low 60’s. This is not good news for Obama.

*Youth voters. Obama’s biggest and most enthusiastic believers from 4 years ago have graduated into a job market from hell. Young people are disillusioned, frightened, and broke- a bad combination. The enthusiasm is long gone. Turnout will be much lower among young voters, as will actual voting percentages. This not good news for Obama.

*Catholic voters. Obama won a majority of Catholics in 2008. That won’t happen again. Out of desperation to please women, Obama went to war with the Catholic Church over contraception. Now he is being sued by the Catholic Church. Majority lost. This is not good news for Obama.

*Small Business owners. Because I ran for Vice President last time around, and I’m a small businessman myself, I know literally thousands of small business owners. At least 40% of them in my circle of friends, fans and supporters voted for Obama 4 years ago to “give someone different a chance.” I warned them that he would pursue a war on capitalism and demonize anyone who owned a business…that he’d support unions over the private sector in a big way…that he’d overwhelm the economy with spending and debt. My friends didn’t listen. Four years later, I can’t find one person in my circle of small business owner friends voting for Obama. Not one. This is not good news for Obama.

*Blue collar working class whites. Do I need to say a thing? White working class voters are about as happy with Obama as Boston Red Sox fans feel about the New York Yankees. This is not good news for Obama.

*Suburban moms. The issue isn’t contraception…it’s having a job to pay for contraception. Obama’s economy frightens these moms. They are worried about putting food on the table. They fear for their children’s future. This is not good news for Obama.

*Military Veterans. McCain won this group by 10 points. Romney is winning by 24 points. The more our military vets got to see of Obama, the more they disliked him. This is not good news for Obama.

Add it up. Is there one major group where Obama has gained since 2008? Will anyone in America wake up on election day saying “I didn’t vote for Obama 4 years ago. But he’s done such a fantastic job, I can’t wait to vote for him today.” Does anyone feel that a vote for Obama makes their job more secure?

Forget the polls. My gut instincts as a Vegas oddsmaker and common sense small businessman tell me this will be a historic landslide and a world-class repudiation of Obama’s radical and risky socialist agenda. It’s Reagan-Carter all over again.

But I’ll give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.

Wayne Allyn Root

Wayne Allyn Root (W.A.R) is a former Presidential candidate,
the 2008 Libertarian Vice Presidential nominee, and a
Tea Party favorite.

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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they need at home. 

First kid says “A computer.”

Teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”

Second kid says “A new lawn mower” and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says: “At my house we don’t need anything.”

 
 
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, “Nope I’m sure!  When my sister started dating a Muslim,

I remember Dad saying … “Well, that’s the last fucking thing we need!”

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The 17 16 Funniest Descriptions of Interview Subjects The News Has Ever Broadcast

More and more people are finding new ways to consume their news, eschewing TV for a variety of sources. Weird.
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I’m sorry folks, but the subject of this picture that I received is 100% accurate!

WE ARE DOOMED!!
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This is halarius, probably more so for me since I’ve had bad interaction with treadmills myself!  LOL!!

And remember….you gotta be on the website to see the movies…. http://dragonlaffs.com

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Pauline failed a Health and Safety course at the Senior Center today.
One of the questions was:
“In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”
 
“F***ing big ones” was apparently the wrong answer.

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New York’s Joey Chestnut won the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog
Eating Contest on Coney Island on July Fourth. He ate
sixty-eight hot dogs in twenty minutes. Mayor Bloomberg
was on hand to arrest the winner when he ordered a
twenty-ounce Pepsi to wash it down.

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Probably one of the greatest police chases of all time…had I only been dispatching when THIS one came up…I hope you enjoy.


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Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

The closest I ever came to a menage a trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

When the movie director tried fly-fishing, he ended up with a casting call.

My next-door neighbor worships exhaust pipes, he’s a catholic converter.

I failed Art because the subject didn’t suit my pallet, so I drew a blank.

The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.

Some people call it “getting fixed,” but we prefer to call a spayed a spayed.

Honey and a warm cave are bear necessities.

Some people like raw meat on rare occasions.

An author who wrote from his basement had a best cellar.

There’s a new weight loss product on the market. It adds religion to a special liquid for foods that are allowed for dieters. It’s called Lettuce Spray.

If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.

I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more. I’m a registered sects offender.

The basic plot for a romance novel set in the inner city is in the end, the hero gets the heroin.

McDonald’s is buying the Civic Arena. They’re going to call it the Macarena.

In Davis, CA, a man who used to perform autopsies has been arrested for taking home 157 pounds of human body parts. Do you know what his bail cost him? An arm and a leg.

For the graduating cheer leader, this game was her last hurrah.

Weight loss mantra? Fat chants!

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I’m passing this one on as I received it with a couple of additions of my own and with the obligatory blue comments by the one and only Impish Dragon.  This particular email grabbed me because I can’t ever remember in my short life…okay, not so sure life … of any other political personage having as many strong feelings expressed about him.  Look at this email:

Until now, I always believed in respect for the office of our President and voted incumbent.  Some I agreed with and voted for and some I didn’t, but I respected them all (even Jimmy Carter)
For the first time I heartily detest this president who has done so much damage to our country, my family and the spirit of all Americans.
 
How did he get into office? The whole world is asking incredulously. Who voted for him?  Why?
How many didn’t bother to vote at all last time?
 
Other are just laughing at us or openly contemptuous (a la President Putin)
 
THIS IS HOW OUR COUNTRY FEELS NOW!

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Highway billboard attacking Obama inspires heated newspaper letters:
a billboard in West Plains showing a caricature of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama wearing a turban and using his middle name – Hussein – in quotes has sparked outrage and accusations of racism.

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It would be nice to keep this going until November 2012…
5 miles east of Clovis , New Mexico on Highway 60-70-84. 
That’s the Texaco highway for those of you who don’t know.

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Look at the bottom of the sign to see who paid for it. Love it!

I know some of these are old, some of them have been around for awhile, but still…it’s pretty obvious that an awful lot of AMERICANS have some pretty strong feelings.

Cheers

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Leprechaun Laughs #149 for Wednesday July 11th 2012

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Its just a crying shame that  ‘Impish & Lethal’ or “the Dragon & the Leprechaun’ don’t fit the rhythm of the theme song lyrics for that show other wise I’d redo those too!

 

What’s that Impish? No, of course not! Your being depicted as Pinky in no way means I think you have the IQ of a refrigerator light bulb! It’s umm… all about lay out and height of the characters as compared to us, yeah that’s it! Plus you know I am rather single minded about acquiring power and money just like Brain was about ruling the world while you do sort of like to side track and investigate shiny things. Speaking of of shiny things, I had that laser light disco ball set up installed in your private Lounge Lizard Seduction Lair, you should go check it out! OK? Yes I agree that is the perfect place to work on your Austin Powers imitation act. Bud-bye now!

Sheesh! Damned buttinski insecure whiney Dragon! You take a little comedic license and all the sudden you’re insulting his intelligence and hurting his feelings! He better just be reading those damned women’s rags again about males needing to be sensitive and in touch with their feelings because if he’s planning on coming out of the closet I’m dropping my representation of him. We already have a gay purple dinosaur doing the kids and sensitive/ life lesson angle, Anderson Cooper beat him to the the gay political commentator market already and gay bloggers are a tube of Preparation H a dozen- there’s no market angle for a sensitive flaming dragon even if the 50% of the flaming would be literally fire.

As far as his Austin Powers imitation act, believe me he’s far more a natural as Old Fat Bastard than Austin Powers. He’d do a far better job as a Pinky imitator, I mean their lines are naturally so much alike and how hard can it be to remember the signature phrase “NARF!”

OK, lets get this issue rolling while our coffee is still hot and before Impish gets back shall we?

 

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frog in coffeeAll I know is it dammed well better be one of those Harry Potter magical chocolate frogs and he better bloody well not be drinking from or relieving himself in me cuppa! 

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Funny, I thought Assbook was the Democratic Party’s Social Media network!

 Office CammoImpish tried that approach but his dark patches were really coffee stains! 

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Durable Borgnine’s motto: ‘You gotta go to work’

DAVID GERMAIN, AP Movie Writer Updated 07:08 p.m., Sunday, July 8, 2012

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LOS ANGELES (AP) — He was a tubby tough guy with a pug of a mug, as unlikely a big-screen star or a romantic lead as could be imagined.

Yet Ernest Borgnine won a woman’s love and an Academy Award in one of the great lonely-hearts roles in “Marty,” a highlight in a workhorse career that spanned nearly seven decades and more than 200 film and television parts.

Borgnine, who died Sunday at 95, worked to the end. One of his final roles was a bit part as a CIA records-keeper in 2011’s action comedy “Red” — fittingly for his age, a story of retired spies who show that it’s never too late to remain in the game when they’re pulled back into action.

“I keep telling myself, ‘Damn it, you gotta go to work,'” Borgnine said in a 2007 interview with The Associated Press. “But there aren’t many people who want to put Borgnine to work these days. They keep asking, ‘Is he still alive?'”

And yet people put him to work — and kept him working — from his late-blooming start as an actor after a 10-year Navy career through modern times, when he had a recurring voice role on “SpongeBob SquarePants,” became the oldest actor ever nominated for a Golden Globe and received the lifetime-achievement award last year from the Screen Actors Guild.

Borgnine died of renal failure at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center with his wife and children at his side, said spokesman Harry Flynn.

With his beefy build and a huge orb of a head that looked hard enough to shatter granite, Borgnine naturally was cast as heavies early on, notably as Sgt. Fatso Judson, the brute who beat Frank Sinatra‘s character to death in 1953’s Pearl Harbor saga “From Here to Eternity.”

More bad guy roles followed, but Borgnine showed his true pussycat colors as lovesick Marty Piletti, a Bronx butcher who, against all odds and his own expectations, finds romance with a wallflower in “Marty,” adapted from Paddy Chayefsky‘s television play. Borgnine won the best-actor Oscar, and the film picked up three other awards, including best picture.

It turned out to be Borgnine’s only Oscar nomination, yet it was a star-making part that broke him out of the villain mold. Borgnine went on to roles in such films as “The Dirty Dozen,” ”The Wild Bunch,” ”The Flight of the Phoenix,” ”The Poseidon Adventure” and “Escape from New York,” but after “Marty,” the veteran sailor’s most memorable character appropriately came with the title role of the 1960s TV comedy “McHale’s Navy” and its big-screen spinoff.

Mischievous con man McHale, commander of a World War II PT boat manned by misfits and malcontents, was far closer in spirit than shy Marty or savage Fatso to the real Borgnine, who had a cackling laugh and a reputation as a prankster.

Despite his big-hearted nature, Borgnine was typecast as a thug from the start, playing bad guys in a series of Westerns including Randolph Scott‘s “The Stranger Wore a Gun,” Joan Crawfordand Sterling Hayden’s “Johnny Guitar” and Gary Cooper‘s “Vera Cruz” and Victor Mature and Susan Hayward‘s historical saga “Demetrius and the Gladiators.”

Borgnine was playing another nasty character opposite Spencer Tracy in “Bad Day at Black Rock” when he auditioned for “Marty.” In a 2004 interview, Borgnine recalled that Chayefsky and “Marty” director Delbert Mann thought of him as an actor whose lone screen specialty was to “kill people.”

The filmmakers had hoped to cast Rod Steiger, who played the lead in the TV version of “Marty,” but he had just landed a part Borgnine himself coveted — the bad guy Jud Fry in “Oklahoma!” Mann and Chayefsky flew to the “Black Rock” location to audition Borgnine, who showed up wearing a “cowboy suit, cowboy hat, three-day growth of beard, cowboy boots,” the actor recalled. He even began the audition in a Western drawl before shifting to Marty’s Bronx accent.

Borgnine said he knew immediately he had won over Mann and Chayefsky, and “Marty” charmed audiences who saw for the first time that he could play the teddy bear as well as the beast.

No one knew Borgnine could act at all — himself included — until he came home from World War II after his 10-year Navy stint. He enlisted in 1935, was discharged in 1941, then re-enlisted when the war began, serving on a destroyer.

As he contemplated what to do after the war, Borgnine’s mother suggested acting.

“She said, ‘You always like getting in front of people and making a fool of yourself, why don’t you give it a try?'” Borgnine recalled last year, shortly before receiving his SAG lifetime honor. “I was sitting at the kitchen table and I saw this light. No kidding. It sounds crazy. And 10 years later, I had Grace Kelly handing me an Academy Award.”

Mann and Chayefsky also won Oscars, and modest, gentle “Marty” claimed the best-picture prize over big-budget contenders “The Rose Tattoo,” ”Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing,” ”Picnic” and “Mister Roberts.”

“Marty” made his career, but the success also brought complications for Borgnine.

“The Oscar made me a star, and I’m grateful,” Borgnine said in 1966. “But I feel had I not won the Oscar I wouldn’t have gotten into the messes I did in my personal life.”

Those messes included four failed marriages, including one in 1964 to singer Ethel Merman that lasted less than six weeks.

But Borgnine’s fifth marriage, in 1973 to Norwegian-born Tova Traesnaes, endured and brought with it an interesting business partnership. She manufactured and sold her own beauty products under the name of Tova and used her husband’s rejuvenated face in her ads.

During a 2007 interview with The Associated Press, Borgnine expressed delight that their union had reached 34 years. “That’s longer than the total of my four other marriages,” he commented, laughing heartily.

Borgnine played a sensitive role opposite Bette Davis in another film based on a Chayefsky TV drama, “The Catered Affair,” a film that was a personal favorite. It concerned a New York taxi driver and his wife who argued over the expense of their daughter’s wedding.

Among Borgnine’s other films were “Three Bad Men,” ”The Vikings,” ”Torpedo Run” and “Barabbas,” ”Ice Station Zebra,” ”The Adventurers,” ”Willard” and “The Greatest” (as Muhammad Ali‘s manager).

More recently, Borgnine had a recurring role as the apartment house doorman-cum-chef in the NBC sitcom “The Single Guy.” He had a small role in the unsuccessful 1997 movie version of “McHale’s Navy.” And he was the voice of Mermaid Man on “SpongeBob SquarePants” and Carface in “All Dogs Go to Heaven 2.”

“I don’t care whether a role is 10 minutes long or two hours,” he said in 1973. “And I don’t care whether my name is up there on top, either. Matter of fact, I’d rather have someone else get top billing; then if the picture bombs, he gets the blame, not me.”

In 2007, Borgnine became the oldest Golden Globe nominee ever, at 90, for the TV movie “A Grandpa for Christmas.” It came 52 years after his only other Globe nomination, for “Marty,” which he won.

He didn’t win that second time, but Borgnine was as gracious as could be about it.

“Hey, I already got one,” Borgnine said. “I was nominated and I think that’s wonderful. You don’t have to win them all.”

Ermes Efron Borgnino was born in Hamden, Conn., on Jan. 24, 1917, the son of Italian immigrant parents. The family lived in Milan when the boy was 2 to 7, then returned to Connecticut, where he attended school in New Haven.

When Borgnine joined the Navy, he weighed 135 pounds; when he left 10 years later, he weighed 100 pounds more.

“I wouldn’t trade those 10 years for anything,” he said in 1956. “The Navy taught me a lot of things. It molded me as a man, and I made a lot of wonderful friends.”

For a time he contemplated taking a job with an air-conditioning company. But his mother persuaded him to enroll at the Randall School of Dramatic Arts in Hartford. He stayed four months, the only formal training he received.

He appeared in repertory at the Barter Theater in Virginia, toured as a hospital attendant in “Harvey” and played a villain on TV’s “Captain Video.”

After earning $2,300 in 1951, Borgnine almost accepted a position with an electrical company. But the job fell through, and he returned to acting, moving into a modest house in Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley.

His first marriage was to Rhoda Kenins, whom he met when she was a Navy pharmacist’s mate and he was a patient. They had a daughter, but the marriage ended in divorce after his “Marty” stardom.

Borgnine married Mexican actress Katy Jurado in 1959, and their marriage resulted in headlined squabbles from Hollywood to Rome before it ended in 1964.

In 1963, he and Merman startled the show business world by announcing, after a month’s acquaintance, that they would marry when his divorce from Jurado became final. The Broadway singing star and the movie tough guy seemed to have nothing in common, and their marriage ended in 38 days after a fierce battle.

“If you blinked, you missed it,” Merman once cracked.

Next came one-time child actress Donna Rancourt, with whom Borgnine had a daughter, and finally his happy union with Tova.

On Jan. 24, 2007, Borgnine celebrated his 90th birthday with a party for friends and family at a West Hollywood bistro. Still boisterous, Borgnine made a rare concession to age at 88 when he gave up driving the bus he would take around the country, stopping to talk with local folks along the way.

During an interview at the time, Borgnine complained that he wanted to continue acting but roles were tough to find at his age.

“I just want to do more work,” he said. “Every time I step in front of a camera I feel young again. I really do. It keeps your mind active and it keeps you going.”

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Same holds true with Leprechauns and Dragons, in that exact order.

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Biggest turn on for guys!

(Even more than boob jobs!)

Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this ‘chic’ procedure.
The ongoing cost for this piece of designer piercing in the UK now exceeds £10,000. Many men feel it is worth it and are prepared to pay a much higher price for it!!

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TRY NOT TO LAUGH… I DARE YOU !!!

Now in the interest of equal time/opposing viewpoints…yadda…yadda…yadda:

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and once again, Détente in the war between the sexes is momentarily achieved!

 Introspection Outside the Box

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It started (I THINK) with the Rudy Eugene, who authorities suspect may have been high on a dangerous new street drug known as “bath salts,”who tried eating the homeless man’s face in Miami back on May 30th and had to be shot 4 times to stop him (apparently Miami Police have yet to be trained in the art of putting down zombies). Now it seems like once a week someone is going “zombie” and doing the gnaw on inappropriate flesh thing. They blame “bath salts’, synthetic marijuana called K-2 or that the person is suffering from “excited delirium”.

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A Waco resident has been charged with cruelty to a nonlivestock animal in an incident in which a man claiming to be on a synthetic form of marijuana called K-2 chased a neighbor while barking and growling and then attacked a family dog, which he beat, strangled and then started to eat, KWTX-TV is reporting.

Michael Terron Daniel, 22, was arrested Monday without incident, the Waco station says.

On June 14, a caller told police that a man was “going crazy,” KWTX says. The man, who claimed to have ingested K-2, “got down on his hands and knees and chased a neighbor while barking and growling like a dog,” a witness told police.

The man took a black dog to the front porch of the home, beat and strangled the animal and then “began to bite into the dog, ripping pieces of the flesh away,” Waco police Sgt. W. Patrick Swanton told the station.

Officers reportedly found Daniel sitting on the porch with blood on his face, hands and clothing, KWTX says.

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Local Man Arrested After Family Pet Killed, Eaten

Even our usually ‘last on board’ government has been taking notice of the whole zombie issue, as I reported 2 weeks ago here FEMA- Fantastically Epic (at) Mismanagement (of) Apocalypses- I MEAN The Federal Emergency Management Agency has acknowledged the publics concern by releasing a graphic novel, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic” which demonstrates the importance of being prepared for any large scale Emergency, including apparently the possibility of an imminent synthetic recreational pharmaceuticals inducing excited delirium attacks by druggies the rest of us would call the Zombie Apocalypse. [To download your own copy of the novella in Pdf format click here.]

A Zombie by any reason or cause regardless of what portion of my still living breathing anatomy he’s trying to munch on is still a damned ZOMBIE!  I think we can all agree that the only good Zombie IS A DEAD ZOMBIE! Unless of course Holder & Obama can figure out a way to sign them up to vote Democratic and use them just like the young illegal aliens and those posing as dead voters (or in this case UNdead voters) to stuff his ballots come November, then they’ll wind up with some PC name and killing them will be an abuse or their rights or profiling or some shit.

All I know is if it LOOKS like a zombie, shuffles like a zombie, moans unintelligibly like a zombie or tries to eat someone (ESPECIALLY me or Molly) like a zombie, I’m going to exterminate it like a zombie (blow its head clean off) and claim an “ standing my ground in the face of an imminent danger of zombie apocalypse” self defense defense if it ever comes trial time I kid you not.

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Golden Rules:


These rules are so true.
1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. Try to do f***ing in bed because it can save your valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.
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FASTING is good for your health, and may God cleanse your Dirty Mind.

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It used to be that to get ahead you had to be Superman at your job. Now a days, thanks to Obama, you have to be Superman just to FIND a damned job!

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Do you support the full repeal of President Obama’s healthcare plan Congress passed in 2010?

Yes, repeal it completely 2,513,465(64%)

No, don’t repeal it at all 888,854(22%)

No, repeal just parts of it 485,101(12%)

Should Congress restore $500 billion in Medicare benefits for seniors that the Obama plan cut?

Yes, restore the Medicare benefits 3,084,061(80%)

No, don’t restore the Medicare benefits 751,698(19%)

Do you support President Obama’s desire to give 12 million illegal aliens amnesty and a path to citizenship?

Yes, I support Obama’s amnesty plan 945,461(24%)

No, I oppose it 2,921,096(75%)

What do you believe Congress’ top priority should be in 2012?

Cutting spending 1,774,901(46%)

Cutting taxes 332,059(8%)

Paying down the national debt 821,073(21%)

Improving the nation’s security 258,625(6%)

Creating Jobs 652,213(16%)

Do you plan on voting to re-elect President Obama in 2012?

Yes, re-elect 1,130,865(28%)

No, for another candidate 2,539,205(64%)

Not sure right now 244,888(6%)

Do you agree with the Supreme Court’s decision to uphold the health care reform law?

35% Agree

59% Disagree

6% Not sure

In the past week or so, have you seen any negative ads about either of the 2012 Presidential candidates?

29% No, I don’t recall seeing any negative ads

29% Yes, I have seen negative ads about both candidates

0% Yes, I have seen negative ads only about Barack Obama

42% Yes, I have seen negative ads only about Mitt Romney

 

Do you think that the negative ads you have seen about Barack Obama are believable?

17% I haven’t seen any negative ads about Barack Obama

32% Yes, very believable

13% Yes, somewhat believable

21% No, not very believable

17% No, not believable at all

Do you think that the negative ads you have seen about Mitt Romney are believable?

18% I haven’t seen any negative ads about Mitt Romney

15% Yes, very believable

20% Yes, somewhat believable

20% No, not very believable

27% No, not at all believable

President Obama has stopped deporting younger illegal immigrants who came to the US as children and haven’t broken the law, and he is granting them work permits. Do you:

8% Strongly agree with this decision

17% Somewhat agree with this decision

0% Somewhat disagree with this decision

75% Strongly disagree with this decision

http://www.newsmax.com/Surveys/

 

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The following are facts that Barack Obama does not want you to see….

$3.59 – When Barack Obama entered the White House, the average price of a gallon of gasoline was $1.85.  Today, it is$3.59.

22 – It is hard to believe, but today the poverty rate for children living in the United States is a whopping 22 percent.

23 – According to U.S. Representative Betty Sutton, an average of 23 manufacturing facilities permanently shut down in the United States every single day during 2010.

30 – Back in 2007, about 10 percent of all unemployed Americans had been out of work for 52 weeks or longer.  Today, that number is above 30 percent.

32 – The amount of money that the federal government gives directly to Americans has increased by 32 percent since Barack Obama entered the White House.

35 – U.S. housing prices are now down a total of 35 percent from the peak of the housing bubble.

40 – The official U.S. unemployment rate has been above 8 percent for 40 months in a row.

42 – According to one survey, 42 percent of all American workers are currently living paycheck to paycheck.

48 – Shockingly, at this point 48 percent of all Americans are either considered to be “low income” or are living in poverty.

49 – Today, an astounding 49.1 percent of all Americans live in a home where at least one person receives benefits from the government.

53 – Last year, an astounding 53 percent of all U.S. college graduates under the age of 25 were either unemployed or underemployed.

60 – According to a recent Gallup poll, only 60 percent of all Americans say that they have enough money to live comfortably.

61 – At this point the Federal Reserve is essentially monetizing much of the U.S. national debt.  For example, the Federal Reserve bought up approximately 61 percent of all government debt issued by the U.S. Treasury Department during 2011.

63 – One recent survey found that 63 percent of all Americans believe that the U.S. economic model is broken.

71 – Today, 71 percent of all small business owners believe that the U.S. economy is still in a recession.

80 – Americans buy 80 percent of the pain pills sold on the entire globe each year.

81 – Credit card debt among Americans in the 25 to 34 year old age bracket has risen by 81 percent since 1989.

85 – 85 percent of all artificial Christmas trees are made in China.

86 – According to one survey, 86 percent of Americans workers in their sixties say that they will continue working past their 65th birthday.

90 – In the United States today, the wealthiest one percent of all Americans have a greater net worth than the bottom 90 percent combined.

93 – The United States now ranks 93rd in the world in income inequality.

95 – The middle class continues to shrink – 95 percent of the jobs lost during the last recession were middle class jobs

107 – Each year, the average American must work 107 days just to make enough money to pay local, state and federal taxes.

350 – The average CEO now makes approximately 350 times as much as the average American worker makes.

400 – According to Forbes, the 400 wealthiest Americans have more wealth than the bottom 150 million Americans combined.

$500 – In some areas of Detroit, Michigan you can buy a three bedroom home for just $500.

627 – In 2010, China produced 627 million metric tons of steel.  The United States only produced 80 million metric tons of steel.

877 – 20,000 workers recently applied for just 877 jobs at a Hyundai plant in Montgomery, Alabama.

900 – Auto parts exports from China to the United States have increased by more than 900 percent since the year 2000.

$1580 – When Barack Obama first took office, an ounce of gold was going for about $850.  Today an ounce of gold costs more than $1580 an ounce.

1700 – Consumer debt in America has risen by a whopping 1700% since 1971.

2016 – It is being projected that the Chinese economy will be larger than the U.S. economy by the year 2016

http://www.yolohub.com/economy/70-facts-president-obama-doesnt-want-you-to-know

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I’ll disgust and scare you with the rest of these facts next week. 

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What are some words that come to mind when you think of golf? Relaxing, difficult or frustrating? What about whimsical?

That might be the best word to describe Wonderputt, the free online game. It’s a physics-based mini-golf game in which the object is to putt a tiny meteor into a rocket ship and blast off for home.

You’ll need to navigate ski slopes, lily pads, submarines and Stonehenge on your way there. The game is a ton of fun and features moderately challenging holes and a global leader board of the highest scores.

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Buying an election- the Illegal Immigrant Appeasement Way

Arpaio: Obama Is ‘Arrogant’ on Immigration

Tuesday, 26 Jun 2012 11:25 AM By Paul Scicchitano and Kathleen Walter

http://www.newsmax.com/Newswidget/arpaio-immigration-obama-arrogant/2012/06/25/id/443436?promo_code=EB8D-1%20&utm_source=NationalReview&utm_medium=nmwidget&utm_campaign=widgetphase1

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio tells Newsmax.TV that Monday’s unanimous Supreme Court decision upholding a key provision of his state’s tough immigration law won’t change day-to-day enforcement efforts, but he called the Obama administration’s plan to ignore calls from Grand Canyon State police “arrogant.”
Published reports quoting unnamed Obama administration officials indicate that the federal government is suspending agreements with Arizona police over the enforcement of federal immigration laws, and that the Homeland Security Department has been told to decline many of the calls it receives from Arizona police over illegal immigrants.
“I don’t like to use the word arrogant, but it looks like they’re somewhat arrogant,” snapped the Maricopa County sheriff in an exclusive interview on Monday. “They took me to court last month — federal court, after a three-and-a-half year investigation stating that we systemically racial profile.”

Click here to see what Sheriff Joe Arpaio says

Arpaio, who didn’t immediately know what effect if any Monday’s ruling would have on the Justice Department action against him, said he predicted the Obama administration might try to essentially circumvent the Supreme Court ruling and “I’m not too happy with this,” he acknowledged.
“What good is officers under the Supreme Court ruling to stop people on crimes — and then determine if they’re here illegally working with ICE — if the federal government will not take them off the law enforcement’s hands? So I have a concern about that, but I have a few strategies in mind if that happens with my organization,” he said. “But it doesn’t surprise me.”
The high court unanimously upheld the most controversial aspect of Arizona’s tough immigration law requiring police officers to check the immigration status of people they stop in an opinion written by Justice Anthony Kennedy.
But in a split decision, the justices also ruled that the three other challenged provisions went too far in intruding on federal law, including one provision that makes it a crime for illegal immigrants to work, and another that requires them to carry their documents.
“I’m glad they protected one section, but on the other hand we’ve been doing this — my office — for four or five years — enforcing the state laws,” Arpaio explained. “It’s not going to make much of a difference with us — how we do business, fighting illegal immigration.”
Arpaio promotes himself as “America’s toughest sheriff.” He has limited county inmates to two meals a day, banned “sexually explicit material” in prison, reinstituted chain gangs, and set up a “tent city” as an extension of the Maricopa County Jail.
“People will say it’s a victory for the federal government because of three other issues that were dismissed, but I think this is important to reaffirm what we’ve been doing for all these years,” he said of the Supreme Court ruling.
He also said he wasn’t surprised that the high court voted unanimously to uphold the requirement for police officers to check the immigration status of people they stop.
“I’m going to keep doing what we’ve been doing. Nothing changes,” he assured, acknowledging that the ruling will not stop future lawsuits.
“They sue me. They harass me. They call me every name in the book. They demonstrate against me — [Rev. Al] Sharpton. I can go on and on. They’ve been doing that for years against me — just because I’m doing my job,” he said. “So I’m sure it’s going to continue. They’re going to find other reasons now with this Supreme Court ruling to go after me. But that’s okay.”
Arpaio became sheriff of Maricopa County — Arizona’s largest, which centers on Phoenix — in 1993. He has been re-elected five times and is up before voters again in November.
He insists that his agency has already undergone intensive training to avoid racial profiling, a potential concern raised by Justice Kennedy.
“When you look at training, we probably have the best trained agency in the country because ICE has trained 100 of my deputies and 100 of my officers in the jail for five-week training,” he said. “Who else can say that?”
Even so, he fears that the ultimate end game of the Obama administration is to grant amnesty to illegal aliens.
“What I’m concerned about that this is just a road to amnesty,” he declared. “This is the ultimate goal of the White House, so we have to watch that, and see how that progresses —and every little step they’re taking. One by one, they’re chipping away — all geared to have amnesty.”

My Call to the Department of Justice Racism And Civil Liberties HOTLINE!!

When the news broke that the Department of Justice had set up a “hotline” to call in abuses of civil liberties in Arizona after the Supreme Court ruled on SB1070, I didn’t think much of it.
Then I called in. I can’t believe what I heard.
Luckily, I recorded it.

 

Justice Scalia: Obama’s Immigration Stance ‘Boggles the Mind’

Monday, 25 Jun 2012 06:15 PM By Marti Lotman

http://www.newsmax.com/Newswidget/scalia-immigration-dissent-obama/2012/06/25/id/443435

Justice Antonin Scalia took President Barack Obama to task in a scathing 22-page dissent to Monday’s Supreme Court decision striking down the majority of Arizona’s anti-illegal immigration law, calling Obama’s failure to enforce parts of the Immigration Act “mind boggling.”
“The president said at a news conference that the new program is ‘the right thing to do’ in light of Congress’s failure to pass the administration’s proposed revision of the Immigration Act,” Scalia wrote in his dissent. “Perhaps it is, though Arizona may not think so. But to say, as the Court does, that Arizona contradicts federal law by enforcing applications of the Immigration Act that the President declines to enforce boggles the mind.”
The Reagan appointee went on to write:
“Arizona bears the brunt of the country’s illegal immigration problem. Its citizens feel themselves under siege by large numbers of illegal immigrants who invade their property, strain their social services, and even place their lives in jeopardy. Federal officials have been unable to remedy the problem, and indeed have recently shown that they are unwilling to do so. Thousands of Arizona’s estimated 400,000 illegal immigrants—including not just children but men and women under 30—are now assured immunity from enforcement, and will be able to compete openly with Arizona citizens for employment.”
Scalia called Obama’s immigration enforcement policy “lax,” alleging that the federal government does not want to enforce immigration laws, which could leave the States “helpless before those evil effects of illegal immigration.”
Scalia argued that the entire Arizona immigration law should have been upheld because the state is “entitled” to craft its own immigration policy.
The majority of the justices ruled Monday that Arizona’s law is unconstitutional with the exception of the provision that allows police officers to ask about an individual’s immigration status if they are pulled over during a traffic stop.

Of course his stance is unreasonable and irrational…unless you seek the motive behind the method. All he needs now is to get his pals at A.C.O.R.N out there to register them and he has a personal army of votes and has effectively bought an election at the low low cost of the sovereignty of our borders! For all his arrogance he’s NOT a stupid man, he knows that with popular opinion against him on so many issues and his approval rating at less than 50% and severely anemic as compared to other Presidents in July of a reelection year his only hope of winning is to blatantly stuff the ballot box.

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I can hear you naysayers and Doubting Thomas types now “Oh Lethal your mistaken, he’s not that Machiavellian it’s just a Democratic Party plank. There is no way he’d try something so obvious. You see evil ulterior motivations in everything!” 

Really? Pray tell then why else is Eric Holder using what time and resources the “Department of ‘Justice’ ( I use that term in the vaguest broadest interpretation of its meaning since there has been very little justice done by the DoJ under Holder) has that are not tied up in obstructing Congress’s investigation into the ‘Fast & Furious” fiasco to prevent states from implementing any Voter ID requirements or from purging their rolls of the deceased or people who have filed change of address information showing they have left that state?

Common sense ( a phrase not associated with the Obama Administration) has clearly shown that A.G. Holder & the DoJ’s arguments with regard to why these things cannot and should not be done (notice they have never said they are ILLEGAL or unconstitutional) are about as full of bio-waste as a baby’s morning diaper. So what other motivation for blocking States rights yet again could there possibly be unless Obama is seeking another Chicago-A.C.O.R.N incident from his first election abet on a national/nation wide scale this time around? Such a move is consistent with the arrogance and hubris of Obama as well as his distain for the Constitution.

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P.S.: You think this weeks banner theme was cheesy? Just wait until next weeks! I think Impish is even getting in on that act too!

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Dragon Laffs #1280

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Good Morning Campers! Good Morning CampersAdult Content 8It’s been a busy week around Dragon and Leprechaun Laffs Electronic Media, LLP.  We’ve had the 4th of July, also known as Independence Day, Karl and Rosa (K² and his lovely wife) celebrated their 14th Anniversary on 5th of July, I had a procedure on my knee, also on the 5th which has put me on quarters for a week. Meaning that I’m on instructions from my doctor to keep my leg up and stay off it for a week.  The military calls that being placed on “quarters.” Needless to say, it’s already driving me nuts.  I’ve been sleeping (due to pain meds) watching movies, reading, working on Dragon Laffs and making different projects with 550 paracord, (also known as guy knitting, or guy macramé.  Here’s an example that I’m especially proud of:
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You might just see these for sale sometime soon.  We’ll see
So, I just had to share part of the finale of the fireworks from a little town called Walton, in Indiana that is pretty much right around the corner from us and just a little bitty town, but they put on one heck of a fireworks show every year…

Then I was texting a friend of mine…you’ve met him, he’s had a couple of opinion pieces on here before.  I believe I’ve introduced him as either Todd or Wheats or maybe both.  Anyway, he swore to me that a hot dog just drove by where he was having lunch and I 01gtold him that he needed to quit smoking that wacky stuff for lunch.  Well, he got so incensed that he was, in fact sober and just happened to run into this vehicle on his way back to work:

It’s truly amazing the things that you can run into in our country.

Anyway, I guess you’ve heard enough about my week and we should really get to the stuff that you’ve all tuned in to see.

So, what do you say we get on with it…

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Oh boy! This one is called:
So my ex-wife had to call the bank concerning our joint account:
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I did my level best to verify this.  As far as I can tell, it’s all true:
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Shortly after WWII a guy named Art Lacey went to Kansas to buy a surplus B-17. His idea was to fly it back to Oregon, jack it up in the air and make a gas station out of it. He paid $15,000 for it. He asked which one was his and they said take whichever you want because there were miles of them. He didn’t know how to fly a 4-engine airplane so he read the manual while he taxied around by himself. They said he couldn’t take off alone so he put a mannequin in the co-pilot’s seat and off he went. 

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He flew around a bit to get the feel of it and when he went to land he realized he needed a co-pilot to lower the landing gear. He crashed and totaled his plane and another on the ground. They wrote them both off as “wind damaged” and told him to pick out another. He talked a friend into being his co-pilot and off they went.

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They flew to Palm Springs where Lacey wrote a hot check for gas. Then they headed for Oregon. They hit a snow storm and couldn’t find their way, so they went down below 1,000 feet and followed the railroad tracks. His partner sat in the nose section and would yell, “TUNNEL” when he saw one and Lacey would climb over the mountain.

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They landed safely, he made good the hot check he wrote, and they started getting permits to move a B-17 on the state highway. The highway department repeatedly denied his permit and fought him tooth and nail for a long time, so late one Saturday night, he just moved it himself. He got a $10 ticket from the police for having too wide a load.

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My Dad, the golfer, sent me this one, also:
A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.
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Elizabeth, a “beautiful” real golfer who lived in a villa on the
golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him.
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Hey, are you okay, what’s your name?”
“Willis,” he replied.
“Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest up and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Aw come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
“Well okay,” Willis finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”
After a hearty drink AND sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she wont know any thing. By the way, where is she?”
“Under the cart!”

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I received this from Dad this week, as another look at Chief Justice Roberts opinion and what it means.  I know Dad’s not the author, and is just passing it along, but for the sake of the stagecraft, “Take it away, Dad!”

Before you look to do harm to Chief Justice Roberts or his family, it’s important that you think carefully about the meaning – the true nature — of his ruling on Obama-care. The Left will shout that they won, that Obama-care was upheld and all the rest. Let them.
It will be a short-lived celebration.
Here’s what really occurred — payback. Yes, payback for Obama’s numerous, ill-advised and childish insults directed toward SCOTUS.
Chief Justice Roberts actually ruled the mandate, relative to the commerce clause, was unconstitutional. That’s how the Democrats got Obama-care going in the first place. This is critical. His ruling means Congress can’t compel American citizens to purchase anything. Ever. The notion is now officially and forever, unconstitutional. As it should be.
Next, he stated that, because Congress doesn’t have the ability to mandate, it must, to fund Obama-care, rely on its power to tax. Therefore, the mechanism that funds Obama-care is a tax. This is also critical. Recall back during the initial Obama-care battles, the Democrats called it a penalty, Republicans called it a tax. Democrats consistently soft sold it as a penalty. It went to vote as a penalty. Obama declared endlessly, that it was not a tax, it was a penalty. But when the Democrats argued in front of the Supreme Court, they said ‘hey, a penalty or a tax, either way’. So, Roberts gave them a tax. It is now the official law of the land — beyond word-play and silly shenanigans. Obama-care is funded by tax dollars. Democrats now must defend a tax increase to justify the Obama-care law.
Finally, he struck down as unconstitutional, the Obama-care idea that the federal government can bully states into complying by yanking their existing medicaid funding. Liberals, through Obama-care, basically said to the states — ‘comply with Obama-care or we will stop existing funding.’ Roberts ruled that is a no-no. If a state takes the money, fine, the Feds can tell the state how to run a program, but if the state refuses money, the federal government can’t penalize the state by yanking other funding. Therefore, a state can decline to participate in Obama-care without penalty. This is obviously a serious problem. Are we going to have 10, 12, 25 states not participating in “national” health-care? Suddenly, it’s not national, is it?
Ultimately, Roberts supported states rights by limiting the federal government’s coercive abilities. He ruled that the government can not force the people to purchase products or services under the commerce clause and he forced liberals to have to come clean and admit that Obama-care is funded by tax increases.
Although he didn’t guarantee Romney a win, he certainly did more than his part and should be applauded.
And he did this without creating a civil war or having bricks thrown threw his windshield. Oh, and he’ll be home in time for dinner.
Brilliant.


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And a really, really nice opinion piece Charles Hurt of the Washington Times

The Silver Lining? Now Obama Owns His Tax Hikes

By Charles Hurt

ANALYSIS/OPINION:

Conservatives gathering now for a low-tech lynching of Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. need to take a quick breath of air and think about what he managed to accomplish by upholding President Obama’s highly unpopular, signature piece of legislation.

Though he shocked many by joining the left plank on the high court, Justice Roberts. pretty much did what he was supposed to do. He finally put a boundary on how much freedom the federal government can gobble up from states and individuals under the “commerce clause” — that most specious scheme for so much federal thievery.

Then he told President Obama and his kleptocrats in Congress that they can have their health care law, but they cannot keep lying about it. A tax is a tax and they are liars if they call it anything else. And they just stuck the crippled American taxpayer with one of the biggest, broadest, most regressive tax-hikes in history — and during a deep recession!

Finally, Justice Roberts turned to the bumbling, tongue-twisted and goofball opposition party — sometimes called the “Republican” party but usually called the “stupid” or “slow” party — and told them to man up, quit whining and fix the horrific mess that they are so much responsible for. They may have messed their diaper, but he’s not changing it for them.

OK, fine, maybe Republicans didn’t vote for Obamacare. Woo-hoo! And that got us, well, Obamacare anyway.

Yes, Republicans are nearly equally responsible for Obamacare because they set the stage perfectly for Mr. Obama’s unquestioned ascent to the White House and handed his kleptocrats complete control of Congress for the first two years of the Great Taxus Interegnum.

So badly had they mishandled the economy and everything else and so badly had they compromised and corrupted themselves that even Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid became viable options for leadership.

It was under the dazed gaze of San Fran Pelosi and the fat-fisted leadership of Vegas Reid that we got stuck with Obamacare.

In response to an ocean of debt, out-of-control spending and taxpayers running out of money, Mrs. Pelosi, Mr. Reid and Mr. Obama decided to double down on the debt, spend even more money we don’t have and take away what little money taxpayers had left.

And in response to the highest unemployment in decades, they decided to take even more money away from the companies that provide jobs. And then they yoked those companies with Obamacare.

Somehow, Republicans were not able to make a coherent argument against all of this. They could not make the simple argument that if you don’t like your postal service, you aren’t going to like health care brought to you by the federal government either.

Now, going into the election, President Obama has his law and now he must live with it. He must own it. And he must be judged for the massive taxes his law will levy on innocent Americans.

And then it will be up to Mitt Romney and a new set of Republicans to clean up this legislative cesspool.

Because, as Justice Roberts eloquently writes:

“Members of this Court are vested with the authority to interpret the law; we possess neither the expertise nor the prerogative to make policy judgments. Those decisions are entrusted to our nation´s elected leaders, who can be thrown out of office if the people disagree with them. It is not our job to protect the people from the consequences of their political choices.”

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jun/28/hurt-silver-lining-now-obama-owns-his-tax-hikes/?page=all#pagebreak

 

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Observations from our own schizoid Gracie/Jeannie… or … is it … Jeannie/Gracie?  I don’t know, but some of them are pretty good:

The Supreme Court rendered its ruling on President
Obama’s health care reform law Thursday. About the
only thing more expensive than the cost of the bill
was the votes for the bill. For all the money this
fiasco has cost us we could have had another
unnecessary war.


Justice John Roberts just updated his relationship

status with the Republican party to “It’s complicated.”


A Filipino man who came to California in 1928 has
become a U.S. citizen at age 102. It’s a good thing
he made it because the Border Patrol says they
were that close to finally nabbing him.


The Supreme Court has tossed a law making it a
crime to lie about receiving military awards saying
it is free speech. So free speech gives you the right
to wear a medal you didn’t win because some guy
who really did win the medal got shot to protect
your freedom of speech.


Sarah Palin’s back on the “death panel” rant, saying
“Obamacare did in fact create a panel of faceless
bureaucrats who have the power to make life and
death decisions about health care funding.” Uh
Sarah, we already had those, they’re called
“insurance companies.”


Pew Research reported Asian immigrants were the
largest group coming into the U.S. last year for the
first time ever, with most coming from India. It
brings tears to the eyes of many Americans. After
twenty years of endless waiting, technical support
is a local call.


George Washington’s personal copy of the U.S.
Constitution sold at auction Friday for ten million
dollars to a Mount Vernon trust. He’s so revered.
George Washington is the only president in history
who never blamed his problems on the previous
administration.


President Obama asked couples who are getting
married to forego wedding gifts and register instead
with his campaign. It’s an economical idea. Why buy
a couple a four hundred dollar saucepan when for the
same money you can buy them a mid-level cabinet
position?


Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, will make a record
setting milestone when she travels to her 100th country
this week.  Coincidentally, last week Obama played
his 100th round of golf since being in the White House.
  So, evidentally, he celebrates with a round of golf
every time she leaves.  He was heard saying,
“I know how Bill feels.”


USA Today released a poll showing confidence in
the U.S. public schools at an all-time low. There’s
also no confidence in churches and banks and TV
news. Civilization is the process of realizing that
except for your astrologer and hair stylist, you
can’t trust anyone.


A poll says that 1 in 4 Americans are uncommitted
for the 2012 presidential election. The other three
are saying “There’s an election this year?”

 


Okay, that’s enough for today!  I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!  Thanks Jeannie!


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In pharmacology, all drugs tend to have a generic name.  For example, Tylenol is called acetamophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin and Advil is called ibuprofen. 
The Israeli drug agency had been looking for some time for a generic name for Viagra and after many months, they settled on the generic name mycoxafloppin.




NOTE: They had also given thought to these other generic names – mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and ibepokin.

No, I don’t know why it’s the Israeli drug agency, that’s the way the joke came to me.

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Okay, so I really like this one

Me: God, can I ask you a  question?
God: Sure.
Me: Promise you won’t get mad.
God: I  promise.
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me  today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up  late.
God: Yes.
Me: My car took forever to start.
God:  Okay.
Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to  wait.
God: Huummm.
Me: On the way home, my phone went dead, just  as I picked up a call.
God: All right.
Me: And on top of it all,  when I got home I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager and  relax, but it wouldn’t work!!!  Nothing went right today! Why did you do  that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this  morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your  life.  I let you sleep through that.
Me: (humbled): OH…
GOD: I  didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that  would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The  first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn’t want you to  catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
Me:  (embarrassed): Ok…
God: Your phone went dead because the person that  was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call,  I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me:  (softly) I see God.
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage  that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t  think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I’m sorry God.
God:  Don’t be sorry, just learn to trust me…..in all things, the good and the  bad.
Me: I will trust you.
God: And don’t doubt that my plan for  your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won’t God. And let me  just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You’re welcome  child. It was just another day being your God, and I love looking after my  children.

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Looks a lot like one of those fuzzy plants that grow out of a head shaped planter or something

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Ummm…words escape me.  And you all know how rare that is!

Probably one of the best videos ever made.  Worth watching by all members of your family.  It’s called, How to Help a Drunk Driver…

As always, you have to be on the website to see the videos.  So, go to http://dragonlaffs.com

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Here’s a good Rube Goldberg machine called, the page turner:

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Real cowboys have no fear!

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A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma
of perfume filled the room.
“What are you doing? “she asked.
“I’m waiting for Mike to come home from work, “the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked! “the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress, “the daughter-in-law explained.
“Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress, “she explained.
“It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.
He can’t get enough of me”
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best
perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on
the couch, waiting for her husban d to arrive. Finally her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress,” she whispered sensually.
“Needs ironing, “he said. “What’s for dinner?
He never heard the gunshot.

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and finally, just a quick reminder of what’s coming…
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Death CoffeeWe spend so much of our time, now-a-days, complaining about the world around us and how terrible people are, that we can’t help but be depressed and disappointed in human kind.  But are all people as despicable as politicians?  Have we all gone over to the dark side?   Apparently not, as these pictures show, there is still a part of humanity that is worth celebrating.  A portion of the world that is exemplary.  My wish and hope is that we all get stimulated into doing something worthwhile ourselves, by the wonderful example that is set for us here.

Let’s start with this sign at a book store that is not only refreshingly charitable, but emphasizes what myself and many other people believe is a very important habit to pick up.  That of reading!

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The moment in which this Ohio athlete stopped to help an injured competitor across the finish line during a track meet.

17-year-old Meghan Vogel was in last place in the 3,200-meter run when she caught up to competitor Arden McMath, whose body was giving out. Instead of running past her to avoid the last-place finish, Vogel put McMath’s arm around her shoulders, carried her 30 meters, and then pushed her over the finish line before crossing it.

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This exchange in letters between a 3 year-old girl and the retailer Sainsbury’s in London…
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1c4Okay, so how about this next one?  This note that was handed to a waiter along with a $20 bill by an elderly lady in his restaurant…

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Very touching!

Then there is this awesome sign in front of an awesome Subway Restaurant!
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This picture of a villager carrying stranded kittens to dry land during floods in Cuttack City, India. 1c7 1c8

There are people out there who help in whatever manner they are able.  It does my heart good to see these examples of such selflessness. Plaza Cleaners in Portland, OR, helped over 2,000 unemployed workers who couldn’t afford dry cleaning. The store’s owner estimated that it cost his company $32,000 dollars.
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This photograph of a man giving his shoes to a homeless girl in Rio de Janeiro.
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These photos of two children collaborating to rescue a dog who had fallen into a ravine.
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This note on a young family’s check.
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Then there is this one.  That touched me the most!  How awesome is this exchange between a protester and a soldier during a protest in Brazil… this is really powerful!
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And finally, we are going to end today’s issue of Dragon Laffs with this picture of these two friends that has a really, really high Awwww! factor.
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Be well my friends!  Enjoy your weekend!
Cheers!
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LepreDragonchaun Combined Independence Day Issue July 4th 2012

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 ATTENTION ON DECK! (That mean get your butts out of those chairs civilians, stand up straight & sans coffee mug!)

RENDER HONORS TO PORT! PRESENT ARMS! (Civilians and you ground pounders should turn to the left. You ground pounders know what render honors means, the rest of you civilians  place your right hand over your hearts)

SARGENT AT WING DRAGON! SOUND 8 BELLS & RAISE THE COLORS!

 

PARADE REST! AS YOU WERE! CARRY ON!  (You civilians can park your butts and resume greedily slurping your coffee we’re done with the ceremony now)

SARGENT AT WING DRAGON! Let’s move this issue out!

 

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Yes its my cup- my real cup. Yes, that the legendary coffee blend known as ‘Brown Gold’ in it.

No Impish, you can’t have it- the cup OR the Brown Gold in it. No, I’m very sorry but  I don’t know where to order more, it was a gift.

If the rest of you need a new coffee mug I suggest the DragonLaffs store!

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Independence Day

Independence Day is annually celebrated on July 4 and is often known as “the Fourth of July”. It is the anniversary of the publication of the declaration of independence from Great Britain in 1776. Patriotic displays and family events are organized throughout the United States. Many people display the American flag on their homes. The celebrations have deep roots in the American tradition of political freedom.

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Background

In 1775, people in New England began fighting the British for their independence. On July 2, 1776, the Congress secretly voted for independence from Great Britain. The Declaration of Independence was first published two days later on July 4, 1776. The first public reading of the Declaration of Independence was on July 8, 1776. Delegates began to sign the Declaration of Independence on August 2, 1776. In 1870, Independence Day was made an unpaid holiday for federal employees. In 1941, it became a paid holiday for them.

The first description of how Independence Day would be celebrated was in a letter from John Adams to his wife Abigail on July 3, 1776. He described “pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations” throughout the United States. However, the term “Independence Day” was not used until 1791.

Interestingly, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, both signers of the Declaration of Independence and presidents of the United States, died on July 4, 1826 – exactly 50 years after the adoption of the declaration. It is also important to note that Native Americans lived in the country and each tribe had its own nation and government prior to the European settlers.

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Symbols

The most common Independence Day symbol is the American flag. Its design is displayed in all possible ways on July 4 and can be seen in front of homes and buildings. Other symbols associated with Independence Day are the Statue of Liberty on Ellis Island in New York and the fireworks viewed all over the United States. Sometimes large civic works such as the Erie Canal and the Washington Monument are  started on July 4, emphasizing their contribution to the economy and culture of the United States.

What do people do?

Very few people have to work on Independence Day. It is a day of family celebrations with picnics and barbecues, showing a great deal of emphasis on the American tradition of political freedom. Activities associated with the day include watermelon or hotdog eating competitions [I understand Impish is trying out for the Nathan’s 97th annual July Fourth International Hot Dog Eating Contest on July 4, 2012 at the Nathan’s Famous flagship in Coney Island, NY. With all that pie he’s been gorging on lately I’m dubious of his chances of making the cut frankfurterly-LL] and sporting events, such as baseball games, three-legged races, swimming activities and tug-of-war games.

Many people display the American flag outside their homes or buildings. Many communities arrange fireworks that are often accompanied by patriotic music. The most impressive fireworks are shown on television. Some employees use one or more of their vacation days to create a long weekend so that they can escape the heat at their favorite beach or vacation spot.

Some chose to demonstrate their patriotism and American pride in other ways:

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Independence Day is a patriotic holiday for celebrating the positive aspects of the United States. Many politicians appear at public events to show their support for the history, heritage and people of their country. Above all, people in the United States express and give thanks for the freedom and liberties fought by the first generation of many of today’s Americans.

This is generally not seen as  as much of a”honor the military” holiday as Memorial Day or Veteran’s Day despite the heavy presence of the military at many of the day’s events. They too are taking the opportunity to honor our Country. her history and the things she is SUPPOSED to stand for.

 

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Let the surreptitious ogling of scantily clad beach babes behind mirrored shades commence!

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Geeze Impish! You’ll do ANYTHING to get in the spot light won’t you?

The American’s Creed

I BELIEVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AS A GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE; WHOSE JUST POWERS ARE DERIVED FROM THE CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED; A DEMOCRACY IN A REPUBLIC, A SOVEREIGN NATION OF MANY SOVEREIGN STATES; A PERFECT UNION, ONE AND INSEPARABLE; ESTABLISHED UPON THOSE PRINCIPLES OF FREEDOM, EQUALITY, JUSTICE, AND HUMANITY FOR WHICH AMERICAN PATRIOTS SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES AND FORTUNES.

I THEREFORE BELIEVE IT IS MY DUTY TO MY COUNTRY TO LOVE IT, TO SUPPORT ITS CONSTITUTION; TO OBEY ITS LAWS; TO RESPECT ITS FLAG; AND TO DEFEND IT AGAINST ALL ENEMIES.

The Creed was written in 1918 by William Tyler Page of Friendship Heights, Maryland in the course of a nationwide contest on the subject. Page was a descendent of President Tyler, and Representative John Page, who served in the Congress from 1789-97.

William Tyler Page began his government career as a Congressional page in December of 1881. In 1919, he was elected Clerk of the House of Representatives, and held that position until December of 1931. a new post, Emeritus Minority Clerk, was then created for him which he occupied until his death on October 20, 1942.

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“The things that the flag stands for were created by the experiences of a great people. Everything that it stands for was written by their lives. The flag is the embodiment not of sentiment, but of history.” – President Woodrow Wilson

“Freedom is the deepest and noblest aspiration of the human spirit.” – President Ronald Reagan

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Ahh yes, the traditional family 4th of July BBQ! A time for Dad’s to treat their families and loved ones like Gods- by serving them burnt offerings! 

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Well what? Did your REALLY believe that I would expect you to subsist on coffee and thoughts of fireworks? 

Oven Glazed Chicken Wings

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Prep: 15 minutes  Bake: 45 minutes  Makes: 24 pieces

1 cup V8® 100% Vegetable Juice

2 tablespoons honey

2 tablespoons soy sauce

1 teaspoon ground ginger

12 chicken wings (about 2 pounds)

  • Stir the vegetable juice, honey, soy sauce and ginger in a large bowl.
  • Cut the tips off the wings and discard or save for another use. Cut the wings in half at the joints to make 24 pieces. Add the wings to the juice mixture and toss to coat. Place the chicken mixture in a foil-lined shallow baking pan.
  • Bake at 400°F. for 45 minutes or until glazed and the chicken is cooked through, turning and brushing with the sauce during the last 15 minutes of baking time.

RECIPE TIPS

  • Want a little zing? Add Tabasco or Cayenne Pepper sauce to suit your taste or use the Spicy variation of V-8. Fresh ground ginger will also kick up your heat level more than the spice jar stuff will.
  • Make ahead! Start these the day before and cook 3/4 done then refrigerate. Finish the next day on the grill being sure to save back some of the glazing liquid for grilling time.

Wild West Picante Burgers

Prep: 10 minutes Grill: 10 minutes Makes: 4 servings

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1 pound ground beef

1/2 cup Pace® Picante Sauce or Pace® Chunky Salsa

4 Pepperidge Farm® Hamburger Rolls, split

  • Mix the beef and picante sauce thoroughly in a medium bowl. Shape the beef mixture firmly into 4 (1/2-inch thick) burgers.
  • Lightly oil the grill rack and heat the grill to medium. Grill the burgers for 10 minutes or until desired doneness, turning them over once halfway through grilling and brushing often with additional picante sauce.
  • Serve the burgers on the buns with additional picante sauce.

RECIPE TIPS

  • Serving Suggestion: Serve with coleslaw or fresh vegetables and ranch dressing for dipping and corn-on-the-cob. For dessert serve sliced watermelon or fresh fruit salad.

 Take my advice, right off double this recipe, you start cooking these and 4 will not be enough. Besides the buns come in 8 packs!

Second toss in 1/2 a package of Beefy Onion Soup mix (I mix it with the Salsa in a separate bowl before adding to insure it all dissolves and gets distributed evenly. Lastly you can top them with Picante but a thick salsa will make a better easier to handle burger when it comes to adding to the ground beef as their is less liquid to it. BTW with this recipe given the liquid from the salsa in the burgers, you can get away with a better leaner grade of ground beef and still get moist juicy burgers

Pepperjack or Horseradish-Onion cheese make great toppers to these burgers. Also take your Picante and mix it with a mashed avocado for an great healthy Tex-Mex replacement for mayo on these.

Grilled Loaded Baby Bakers

I know we have a recipe similar to this for Memorial day but these are even better!

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Total Time:  30 minutes

Number of Servings:  4

A fun play on the classic loaded baked potato that can be easily prepared alongside other items on the grill.

Ingredients

1.5# par Boiled Baby Bakers
1/4 cup butter, cut into 1/4″ pieces
6 slices Fully Cooked Bacon Slices
1/2 cup chopped green onion
1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1/2 cup sour cream
Salt and pepper to taste

Steps

1. Combine baby bakers, butter and bacon in foil pouch and seal.
2. Grill over medium-high indirect heat for 15-20 minutes.
3. Add green onions and shredded cheese to cooked potatoes.
4. Serve with a scoop of sour cream.

Apricot Upside-Down Cake

The Apricot Upside-Down Cake is a great dessert for any summertime get-together!

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Serves: 8   Total Time: 1 hr   Prep Time: 25 min  Cook Time: 35 min

Ingredients

 

  • 1/2 cup(s) packed brown sugar
  • 8 ripe apricots, each cut in half and pitted
  • 1 1/4 cup(s) all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup(s) granulated sugar
  • 1/4 cup(s) cornmeal
  • 1 1/4 teaspoon(s) baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon(s) salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon(s) baking soda
  • 3/4 cup(s) low-fat buttermilk
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 teaspoon(s) margarine or butter, melted
  • 2 tablespoon(s) canola oil
  • 1 teaspoon(s) freshly grated lemon peel
  • 1 teaspoon(s) vanilla extract

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Spray 10-inch cast iron or ovenproof skillet with nonstick cooking spray. Sprinkle brown sugar evenly over bottom of skillet. Arrange apricot halves, cut side down, over brown sugar.
  2. In large bowl, whisk flour, granulated sugar, cornmeal, baking powder, salt, and baking soda until blended. In small bowl, whisk buttermilk, eggs, margarine, oil, lemon peel, and vanilla extract until blended. Add buttermilk mixture to dry ingredients and fold with a spatula until just blended. Pour batter over apricots and spread to cover evenly.
  3. Bake 35 to 40 minutes, or until toothpick inserted in center of cake comes out clean. Let cool in skillet on wire rack 10 minutes. Run knife around side of skillet. Place platter on top of skillet and carefully invert cake onto platter. Remove skillet. Cool cake slightly to serve warm, about 30 minutes.

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If you want to make this cake really pop jazz it up with some cherries…but not jarred Maraschino cherries REAL cherries ( I used frozen black cherries which happen to be my favorite variety) Also When Molly ( I’m the cook, she’s the baker) made this we used entirely frozen fruit as we usually have a wife variety on had for several different purposes without any discernable difference.

Chocolate Orange Cappuccino Shakes

Chocolate Orange Cappuccino Shakes

Prep Time: 10 minutes   Cook Time: 0 minutes   Yield: 4 servings

INGREDIENTS:

  • 3/4 cup Orange Marmalade
  • 1/2 cup Sundae Syrup Chocolate Flavored Syrup
  • 1 cup strong brewed coffee, cooled to room temperature
  • 4 cups vanilla ice cream
  • mint leaves

Directions:

  • In a blender, puree all ingredients together until smooth and pour into 4 glasses.
  • Garnish with optional mint leaves, if desired.
  • *To make 1 cup strong brewed coffee: Measure 1/3 cup Folgers Classic Roast ground coffee and 1 1/3 cup cold water into a drip coffeemaker.

     

    The possibilities for “adulting up” this beverage are endless and boggle the mind. ‘Nuff said right there!

     

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    And if some liberal butt breathed politically correct whiney weenie says he has a problem with calling our troops heroes, dust your knuckles off with his nose!

     


    This Interactive Constitution is based on The Words We Live By: Your Annotated Guide to the Constitution by Linda R. Monk

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    The Federalist PapersThe Federalist Papers were written and published during the years 1787 and 1788 in several New York State newspapers to persuade New York voters to ratify the proposed constitution.

    In total, the Federalist Papers consist of 85 essays outlining how this new government would operate and why this type of government was the best choice for the United States of America. All of the essays were signed “PUBLIUS” and the actual authors of some are under dispute, but the general consensus is that Alexander Hamilton wrote 52, James Madison wrote 28, and John Jay contributed the remaining five.

    The copy of the Federalist Papers that is pictured above is a first edition in the collection of the Library of Congress. It was originally owned by Alexander Hamilton’s wife, Elizabeth, who gave it to her sister, Angelica Church, from whom her friend, Thomas Jefferson, acquired it. Apparently relying on information supplied by Madison, Jefferson assigned the pseudonymous “Publius” essays to Hamilton, Madison, and Jay in a list on the flyleaf of this volume

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    Other important documents of the period:

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    Uniquely American. Truly a must watch, listen and learn.

    I’M NOT POSTING THIS AS AN ANTI ANYBODY MESSAGE!

    Rather I’m posting this as appropriate for this particular day and holiday of all days and holidays we celebrate. I’m posting it because if more people do not listen to, understand and take heed of what is being said by this man regarding the root cause of ALL our current problems, political, social and economic both at home and internationally, then I find the prospect that we will last as a nation to celebrate our 250th birthday extremely unlikely and the possibility of our celebrating a National Tri-Centennial an absolute absurdity!

    WORST OF ALL THIS WILL BE THE FAULT OF EVERY DAMNED LAST US CITIZEN, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US, IRREGARDLESS OF OUR PERSONAL POLITICS, RELIGIOUS BELIEFS OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU CARE TO POINT OUT AS SEPERATING ONE OF US FROM ANOTHER. 

    ALL OF US WILL HAVE BEEN DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE!

    Very important and Interesting perspective:

     

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    Recently Impish had the opportunity while at a conference to spend an afternoon exploring some of Gettysburg. You may remember my posting some photos and comments from him while he was away. This is a much more in depth piece on that experience featuring his thoughts as well as his own photos. While not Revolutionary War we felt that the Civil War had as much to do with shaping your modern America as the Revolutionary did in starting it and as though this was a good issue to feature this material.

    As you walk out on to the bluff, overlooking the valley where so many had fought and died, there is a palpable feeling, a pressure…a presence if you will. You can feel it pressing in on the nerve endings of your body.

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    People were here. You almost expect to see men in blue or gray step out from behind boulders and trees, hurrying to load cannons.
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    The Battle of Gettysburg was fought from July 1st to July 3rd 1863. It hadn’t even been a hundred years since we declared our independence from the king who ruled in England. (Or, as my British friends would say, “since the ungrateful upstarts decided to move out on their own.”) And here we were again, engaged in a bloody war on our own soil.

    This time it’s brother against brother, father against son, families split along political and geographical lines and at this place and this time, it’s the bloodiest battle of the bloodiest war in our history.

    A quick history of the Battle of Gettysburg from Wikipedia:

    After his success at Chancellorsville in Virginia in May 1863, Lee led his army through the IMG_1084_thumbShenandoah Valley to begin his second invasion of the North—the Gettysburg Campaign. With his army in high spirits, Lee intended to shift the focus of the summer campaign from war-ravaged northern Virginia and hoped to influence Northern politicians to give up their prosecution of the war by penetrating as far as Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, or even Philadelphia. Prodded by President Abraham Lincoln, Maj. Gen. IMG_1077_thumbJoseph Hooker moved his army in pursuit, but was relieved just three days before the battle and replaced by Meade.

    Elements of the two armies initially collided at Gettysburg on July 1, 1863, as Lee urgently concentrated his forces there, his objective being to engage the Union army and destroy it. Low ridges to the northwest of town were defended initially by a Union cavalry division under Brig. Gen. John Buford, and soon reinforced with two corps of Union infantry. However, two large Confederate corps assaulted them from the northwest and north, collapsing the hastily developed Union lines, sending the defenders retreating through the streets of town to the hills just to the south.IMG_10783

    On the second day of battle, most of both armies had assembled. The Union line was laid out in a defensive formation resembling a fishhook. In the late afternoon of July 2, Lee launched a heavy assault on the Union left IMG_1082_thumbflank, and fierce fighting raged at Little Round Top, the Wheatfield, Devil’s Den, and the Peach Orchard. On the Union right, demonstrations escalated into full-scale assaults on Culp’s Hill and Cemetery Hill. All across the battlefield, despite significant losses, the Union defenders held their lines.

    On the third day of battle, July 3, fighting resumed on Culp’s Hill, and cavalry battles raged to the east and south, but the main event was a dramatic infantry assault byIMG_1061_thumb 12,500Confederates against the center of the Union line on Cemetery Ridge, known as Pickett’s Charge. The charge was repulsed by Union rifle and artillery fire, at great losses to the Confederate army. Lee led his army on a torturous retreat back to Virginia. Between 46,000 and 51,000 soldiers from both armies were casualties in the three-day battle.

    The battle field is littered with memorials, markers, headstones and statues memorializing the battle and the men and women who took part. Walking through the fields is like walking through a giant graveyard.IMG_1064_thumbIMG_1065_thumbIMG_1066_thumb
    You feel puny besides these giant markers of giant people. Right or wrong, they fought and they died for what they believed in, for what, in their hearts, they knew was right.
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    Can we be that different ourselves? Is it not truly obvious, when we look in our own hearts, what’s right and what’s wrong? On this day, we celebrate the decision our forefathers made 236 years ago to do the right thing.20071018_declaration_thumb1
    That time is once again upon us my friends. Look inside your own hearts and I know you will see what the right thing to do is. In November we will have the chance at our own revolution. At our own, Civil War. The power is in our hands, all we must do is the right thing to do. All we must do is the best we can do.

    Until next time my friends.

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    ATTENTION ON DECK! (That mean get your butts out of those chairs civilians, stand up straight & sans coffee mug!)

    RENDER HONORS TO PORT! PRESENT ARMS! (Civilians and you ground pounders should turn to the left. You ground pounders know what render honors means, the rest of you civilians place your right hand over your hearts)

    SARGENT AT WING DRAGON! Take over!

    Color Guard To Post!

     

    PARADE REST! AS YOU WERE! CARRY ON!  DISMISSED! (You civilians can park your butts and resume greedily slurping your coffee or head out to your picnics and such now- were done with the issue. )

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    What? I forgot about the fireworks? Did not! I was just waiting for dark!

     

    See this years “A Capitol Fourth” on your local PBS station starting at 8 PM Eastern

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    Well I think that about covers just about all the bases save for one last thing. Then its time to go do some celebrating of my own!

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