Dragon Laffs #1285

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Adult-Content_thumb1_thumb_thumbGood Morning Campers!  Let’s start today with a little Young thug dragonguessing game.  In this morning’s header, above, are pictures of 4 baby dragons.  One of them is me and the other three are my brothers and/or sisters.  Using the beautiful picture of me now, to the right, which one do you think is me as a baby?  I’ll give you the answer later in the issue.

 

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Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.

OH MY GOD!!!!  MY BABIES!!!!

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A redneck named Bubba from Georgia decided to travel across the
south to Virginia to see God’S country. When he got to Franklin,
he liked the place so much that he decided to stay.
But first he had find a job!

 

Bubba walked into the International Paper Company office and
filled out an application as an experienced log inspector. It
was his lucky day!! They just happened to be looking for someone
right then.

 

But first, the log foreman took him for a ride into the
forest in the company pickup truck to see how much he knew.
The foreman stopped the truck on the side of the road and pointed
at a tree and said “See that tree over there? I want you to tell me
what species it is and how many board feet of lumber it contains.”
Bubba promptly answered, “That thar’s a white pine, and thar’s
383 board feet of lumber in ‘er.”

 

The foreman was impressed! He put the truck back in gear and started
driving again. He stopped about a mile down the road and pointed at
another tree through the passenger window. The foreman asked the same two
questions as before. This time it was a bigger tree of a different class.
The redneck replied, “That’s a loblolly pine and she’s got about 456 clear board feet.”

 

The foreman was really impressed with this good ol’ boy. This redneck was
quick and he got the answers right without using a calculator!
But the foreman wanted to do one more test.
They drove a little further down the road, and the foreman stopped
the truck again. This time, he pointed across the road and said, “And what about that one?”
Before the foreman could finish pointing, Bubba said,
“White oak, and 242 board feet at best.”

 

The foreman spun the truck around and headed back to the office a
little ticked off because he thinks the redneck is smarter than himself.
As they neared the office, the foreman stopped the truck and asked Bubba
to step out of the truck. The foreman handed the him a piece of chalk and
told the him, “See that tree over there? I want you to mark an “X” on the
front of that tree!!” The foreman thinks to himself,  “Idiot, how will he know
which is the front of a tree?”

 

When Bubba reaches the tree, he walkes around it in a circle
while looking at the ground. He reaches up and places a white “X” on
the trunk. The redneck then walked back to the foreman and
handed him the chalk. “That thar’s the front,” Bubba said.

 

The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically,
“How in hell do you know that’s the front of the tree?”

 

The good ol’ boy looks down at his feet, while rubbing the toe of
his left boot cleaning it in the gravel and replied, “Cuz someone took a
shit behind it!”

 

Bubba got the job.

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Excellent 1 minute ad.  Go to the blog to watch this video.  It’s outstanding!

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YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS! 
WHAT FUN!
Rita et al and the Bee Gees
Can you  imagine the editing involved in this?
Those were the  days!   Pure JOY!
Its amazing how the music fits the chosen scenes.
A great job of putting clips together with the music.

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I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
 
This is the 21st century DAD,” he said. “I don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.
 
I can tell you, that darn fly never knew what hit it!

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The Polish Club Championship

Stan and Stosh are standing on the 18th tee at their Polish Country Club.  They are the final twosome in the Polish Country Club Championship and are tied for the lead.  The 18th hole is a beautiful par four with a deep valley descending down to a dogleg right.

Both Stan and Stosh hit long, straight tee shots which disappear down into the valley.  A short time later, the fore caddie appears at the top of the hill and announces that both balls are within a foot of each other, but there’s a problem.  Both of the golf balls are Titleist #4s.

Stan and Stosh look at each other and realize that they had not informed each other as to what kind of ball they were playing, nor its number.  They quickly descend into the valley and, sure enough, their two Titlist golf balls are right next to each at the bottom of the valley in the middle of the fairway.

Stosh looks at Stan and says, ” We had better get a ruling from a tournament official to straighten this out”.”This is the Polish Country Club Championship and we don’t want to be disqualified for making a mistake and hitting the wrong ball”.  “After all, we are tied for the lead”.

Soon after, a rules official appears and examines the two #4 Titlist golf balls.  He then looks up at Stan and Stosh and says, “Which one of you would be playing the orange ball”.

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Impish Dragon slowly walked into an Ice Cream Parlor close to the offices of DL&LL Electronic Media, LLC.  He shuffled up to a stool and painfully eased himself up.  After catching his breath, Impish asked the waitress for an ice cream sundae.

The waitress gently asked, “Crushed nuts?”

“No,” Impish replied, “arthritis.”

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We all know it’s not true…but it’s funny anyway…

Q: Why are Democrats better than Republicans in bed?
A: You’ve never heard of getting a good piece of elephant, have you?

It’s an Olympic games joke…
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Mitt Romney attended the Olympics opening ceremony in London
Friday before his trips to Israel and Poland. He’s rehearsing in
case he’s elected. It’s important for America’s leaders to talk to
other countries, because they’re the ones who have all the jobs.


President Obama was chided by a Romney aide who said he doesn’t
understand our Anglo-Saxon traditions. He’s not a fan of those
traditions. The historic Magna Carta that limits the powers of the
king directly conflicts with at least six of his executive orders.


A church official, Monsignor William Lynn, has been sentenced to
prison for covering up priest’s sex crimes. He has been sentenced
to 3-to-6 years in federal prison and four to five years of coaching
at Penn State.


Scotland announced that it will legalize gay marriage. I don’t know
what’s bigger news, that Scotland did that or that a country where
guys wear plaid skirts didn’t already have gay marriage.

Okay, so some of them were in really poor taste….but still funny!

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Motivational Sarcasm

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HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a crap. It’s the tortoise life
for me!
1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be
immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so.
I’m retired. Go around me!

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A golden oldie and probably the worst blonde joke of all time.  What else could you possibly ask for?

Sarah comes skipping home from school one day. “Mummy,” she says, “we were counting today and all the other children could only count to four, but I counted to 10. Like this – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.”

“Very good, dear,” says her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?” Sarah asks.

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” replies her mother.

The next day, Sarah comes skipping home from school. “Mummy,” she says, “we were saying the alphabet today and all the other children could only say it to D, but I said it to G. Like this – A, B, C, D, E, F, G.”

“Very good, dear,” says her mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”

“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” replies her mother.

The next day Sarah comes skipping home from school. “Mummy,” she says, “we were in gym class today and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I don’t. Like this.” And Sarah lifts her tank top to reveal a firm pair of breasts.

“Very good, dear,” says her embarrassed mother.

“Is it because I’m blonde, mummy?”

“No dear, it’s because you’re 24.”

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My Favorite all time Ronald Regan Clip

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“I’ll never find the right guy,” I heard the young guest at the wedding shower sigh. “Don’t give up,” urged an older woman. “Every pot has a lid.” “Or,” a cynical voice behind her offered, “you could just be a skillet.”

I was born by Caesarean section, but you really can’t tell, except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.

  
When one slow set of golfers allows another faster group to play through ahead of them, that’s really the fairway.
 
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It’s a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
 
I can never wear glasses. They make me see-sick.
 
People read gossip columns to get the lowdown on their higher ups.
 
‘There was considerable consternation among the big cats in the Coliseum when it was learned that the tigers were taking the lions’ share of the prophets.
 
When I worked for the laundry, I would go daily to the convent to ask the sisters if they had any dirty habits.
 
An inebriated orthopedist tried to apply a cast on his patient’s broken arm, but failed as he was plastered.

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The Holy Email

The other day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the wicked behavior going on…He sent one of his angels to earth to look into it.

When the angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it is bad on earth; 85% are misbehaving and only
15% are being good.”

God was not pleased so he decided to e-mail the 15% that were good, because he wanted to encouragethem and give them a little something to help keep them going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

NO?


Okay, I was just wondering because I didn’t get one either.

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Today’s Last Word is going to cover a couple of different topics.  So, without further ado, let’s get into it…Part 1

Since we asked the question in the opening, it’s only right that I give you the answer to the question in the Last Word…
and the answer is…
The baby picture that is me is…
Are you ready for this????
The one furthest to the right….
Is NOT me!
(ha,ha, gotcha with that one, didn’t I?)
The first one to the left…
Isn’t me either!
Ha! Ha!
I can see that the anticipation is killing you!
Okay, so it’s either the second from the left or the second from the right…
Right or left?
Left or right?
Far be it from me to EVER be on the left of ANY issue, so yes, IT’S THE SECOND FROM THE RIGHT!!!!
How many of you got it right?
Raise your hands… no…keep them up… one, two, three, um…four … uh … everyone?  Everyone got it right?  Really?  It was that easy?  Did Lethal give it away?  No?
Dang!  I really thought all of us looked so much alike that no one would be able to tell us apart!  Geez!

Part 2…
Well, it’s that time of year again.  Time to pay the piper…also known as the wordpress people for the pleasure of hosting our blog.  So, again (I hate this part) it’s time to ask for your donations to help us keep this newsletter ad free.  You all have been so very generous in the past with your donations, and I truly dislike asking for more, but we aren’t generating income on our little experiment here like we thought we would by this time, so…
At the top right hand corner of the blog is a place that looks like this:

CaptureIf you click on the words (in purple here, but probably blue on your computer) it will take you to a paypal site where you can use your own paypal account, a credit card, bank account, or a debit card.  And if that doesn’t work for you, you can write to me at impishdragon@gmail.com and I can give you an address to send a check.  I would REALLY prefer that you go to the website at dragonlaffs.com to donate, but if you must…if it’s between not donating if you have to go to the website, then you should be able to click here: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=4X2MEADWHBYE8 and it will take you to the same place.  But, we get hit credits for everyone who visits the website…which is also why we try to get everyone to read the newsletter on the blog site instead of in the email.
Okay, enough pleas for money for right now.  But I’m sure this isn’t the last you will see of this topic.

Part 3…  I really thought I’d have some pictures of last weeks war games by now, but I only have a couple that I personally took on my cell phone. So, of course, none of me…yet.  Stay tuned for this area for further developments.  In the mean time, here’s a couple to get you by.

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Leprechaun Laughs # 153 for Wednesday August 8th 2012

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 What? Oh them? Those are just my Valkyrie  Bodyguards. Well either they are Valkryie or the damned hottest meanest and sexist Seraphim I’ve ever encountered.   All I know is impish tried his “poke, sniff & lick” ploy and nearly lost several parts of himself in retaliation. Even No-name our fearsome Head of Corporate Security won’t come up to my office anymore, or let me anywhere near his with them in tow. He Skypes me now and always lets me know its from a secure hidden location. Makes me sort of wonder if he dated one of them or one of them is his ex-wife or something. I’m getting off topic however in my musings.

Seems my laying out what Obama has done to the American populace at large last week garnered me a few (more) enemies (huge surprise THAT) and no small amount of animosity among the liberal entitlement minded delusional ‘Obama is the Messiah Sect’. Someone even gave the issue a one star rating. I felt such a gesture was deserved of a response so I poste3d an open comment to that person in the comments section. For those of you who missed that, or those of you who still refuse to read this on the blog as Dragon & Leprechaun intended (thanks BTW for making our lives that much harder by making us have to do things twice) here are those comments in their entirety again. IF you have already read them feel free to scroll on down until you hit coffee whilst grumbling with me about luddites and their quaint but oh so irritating hind bound ways.

TO THE ANONYMOUS INDIVIDUAL THAT GAVE TODAY’S POST A ONE STAR RATING:

I can only surmise this was due to the subject matter of my ‘Parting Shot’ feature and that you are probably one of our token liberals who constantly whine, cry and fuss about our treatment of Obama in the comments and then soundly get taken to school every time.

I’m sure that it is as annoying and embarrassing for you as it is bothersome and time consuming for me to do it and prove that what I have used are straight facts. I can only conclude you have switched to the much more time saving method of sniping me from the shadows with one star ratings. Democrats & Liberals are very adept at this tactic and in fact well know for it.

Unfortunately your attempt to discourage me, irritate me or otherwise cause me a negative emotional outcome has failed. See I look at that one star you gave the Posting and then I remember 2 quotes:

“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.” – Sir Winston Churchill

and then this one:

“The attacks are coming on the people who are telling the truth. …

If you have not been attacked, then you are probably not over the target.

If you have not been attacked, you probably are not doing anything,
because those that are telling the truth are getting attacked. …

Look back at those who are pointing the finger and I think you’ll see
who the real bad guys are.” – Joyce Riley from The Power Hour, 8/28/2006

and suddenly I’m not depressed over that One Star rating I am rather ELATED over it and encouraged to keep speaking the plain blunt truth about our Government and our President. Not just now, not just until the elections but for as long as I live, draw breath and can find a way to get my thoughts expressed and out in public forums.

To paraphrase the Apostle John: in the words of the prophet Isaiah: “I am a voice shouting in the wilderness, Clear the way for the WE THE PEOPLE are coming and we want out Country our Government, our Sovereignty, our State’s Rights our Pride and our RESPECT back!'” Like Dylan Thomas I do not plan on going gently (or silently) into the night that is the decline of your Country at the hands of Obama or his liberal lackeys. I plan to rage, rage, rage against that night and then suddenly sit up at my own funeral to rage yet again one final time.

I took an oath to protect this country against all enemies, both foreign and domestic. In fact I have taken that oath a total of six times and every time has simply added to my commitment to uphold that oath using what ever means and weapons are at hand and appropriate to the enemy. So snipe on from the shadows who ever you are rather than face me on open debate in a public forum. Your One Star ratings are worth 100 “Atta boys” to me each and every time because it means you acknowledge the futility of your position and support of Obama which tells me I’m not only on the right track but making progress as well.

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WHO HASN’T HAD ONE OF THESE PEOPLE AROUND THEM????? I KNOW I HAVE.

After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: “Hi sweetheart it’s Eric, I’m on the train – yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeting – no, honey, not with that floozy from the accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life – yes, I’m sure, cross my heart” etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voice: ”Hey, Eric, turn off that stupid phone and come back to bed!”

Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer.

I’m a dude and I would have done it to Eric! By the time I got done his girlfriend/wife would not have been worried over the floozy from the accounts office but rather which team he was playing for!

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Is Wal-Mart Destroying America? 20 Facts About Wal-Mart That Will Absolutely Shock You

America absolutely loves Wal-Mart.  100 million customers visit Wal-Mart every single week in this country.  But is Wal-Mart good for America?  That is a question that most people never stop and ask.  Most of us love shopping in big, clean stores that are packed with super cheap merchandise, but the truth is that Wal-Mart is destroying America in a lot of ways.  As you will see below, Wal-Mart has destroyed tens of thousands of small businesses and countless manufacturing jobs over the past couple of decades.  Wal-Mart has become a gigantic retail behemoth that sells five times more stuff than any other retailer in the United States.  Unfortunately, about 85 percent of all the stuff sold at Wal-Mart is made overseas.  What that is costing the U.S. economy in terms of lost jobs and lost revenue is incalculable.  But Wal-Mart is a perfect example of where our economic system is headed.  Our economy is becoming completely and totally dominated by highly centralized monolithic predator corporations that ruthlessly crush all competition and that will stoop to just about anything in order to cut costs.  In the future, will we all be working for gigantic communal entities that funnel all of the wealth and economic rewards to a very tiny elite?  That sounds very much like how communist China works, and red-blooded Americans should want no part of that.  America is supposed to be about free enterprise and competition and working together to build up this country, and Wal-Mart is destroying all of that.

The following are 20 facts about Wal-Mart that will absolutely shock you….

#1 The average U.S. family now spends more than $4000 a year at Wal-Mart.

#2 In 2010, Wal-Mart had revenues of 421 billion dollars.  That amount was greater than the GDP of 170 different countries including Norway, Venezuela and the United Arab Emirates.

#3 If Wal-Mart was a nation, it would have the 23rd largest GDP in the world.

#4 Wal-Mart now sells more groceries than anyone else in America does.  In the United States today, one out of every four grocery dollars is spent at Wal-Mart.

#5 Amazingly, 100 million customers shop at Wal-Mart every single week.

#6 Wal-Mart has opened more than 1,100 ”supercenters” since 2005 alone.

#7 Today, Wal-Mart has more than 2 million employees.

#8 If Wal-Mart was an army, it would be the second largest military on the planet behind China.

#9 Wal-Mart is the largest employer in 25 different U.S. states.

#10 According to the Economic Policy Institute, trade between Wal-Mart and China resulted in the loss of 133,000 manufacturing jobs in the United States between 2001 and 2006.

#11 The CEO of Wal-Mart makes more in a single hour than a full-time Wal-Mart associate makes in an entire year.

#12 Tens of thousands of Wal-Mart employees and their children are enrolled in Medicaid and are dependent on the government for healthcare.

#13 Between 2001 and 2007, the value of products that Wal-Mart imported from China grew from $9 billion to $27 billion.

#14 Sadly, about 85 percent of all the products sold at Wal-Mart are made outside of the United States.

#15 It is being reported that about 80 percent of all Wal-Mart suppliers are in China at this point.

#16 Amazingly, 96 percent of all Americans now live within 20 miles of a Wal-Mart.

#17 The number of “independent retailers” in the United States declined by 60,000 between 1992 and 2007.

#18 According to the Center for Responsive Politics, Wal-Mart spent 7.8 million dollars on political lobbying during 2011.  That number does not even include campaign contributions.

#19 Today, Wal-Mart has five times the sales of the second largest U.S. retailer (Costco).

#20 The combined net worth of six members of the Walton family is roughly equal to the combined net worth of the poorest 30 percent of all Americans.

All over the country, independent retailers are going out of business because they cannot compete with Wal-Mart and their super cheap Chinese products.  Often communities will give Wal-Mart huge tax breaks just to move in to their areas.  But what many communities don’t take into account is that the introduction of a Wal-Mart is often absolutely devastating to small businesses….

A study of small and rural towns in Iowa showed lost sales for local businesses ranging from -17.2% in small towns to -61.4% in rural areas, amounting to a total dollar loss of $2.46 BILLION over a 13-year period.

When we buy stuff made by people working for slave labor wages in China, we destroy good paying American jobs and we make America poorer.  This is a point that I have tried to makeover and over.

Wal-Mart often tells one thing to the public and then does another thing in private.  Sadly, the truth is that Wal-Mart does not care about U.S. manufacturing jobs.  Wal-Mart just wants to get products as cheaply as they possibly can, and most of the time that means getting them from China.

Just check out this first-hand testimony from an 81-year-old retired apparel manufacturer….

I was president of the Southwestern Apparel Manufacturers Association. There was a meeting sometime between 1985 and 1990. Wal-Mart had contacted our organization and asked if they could meet with us at our beautiful Apparel Mart we had here in Dallas, which has now been razed, because all the independent merchants don’t exist that used to come to it. Two people from Wal-Mart came down and they said they were going to be sourcing goods from overseas and we would have to meet those prices for consumer products and to get ready for it—we are going to be sourcing the world. Wal-Mart was the only company that came out and said this.

It was sort of shocking: I was selling them some merchandise at the time. On the back of their trucks it was saying “Bring it Back to America!” They had the big “keep it in America” program going at that time on the big signs in the stores. Meanwhile when I reminded the buyer of that, she told me, “that is just for domestic consumption, we’re going to buy at the cheapest we can anywhere on earth.”

As I have written about previously, the United States has lost more than 56,000 manufacturing facilities since 2001.

We are losing millions of good jobs that cannot be replaced.  If you can believe it, the United States has actually lost an average of about 50,000 manufacturing jobs a month since China joined the World Trade Organization in 2001.

Last year, the U.S. trade deficit with China was the biggest trade deficit that one nation has had with another nation in the history of the world, and Wal-Mart played a huge role in that.

In fact, Wal-Mart has actually been forcing some U.S. manufacturers to pack up and move overseas.  The following is from a recent article by Amy Traub….

Wal-Mart’s market power is so immense that the even the largest suppliers must comply with its demands for lower and lower prices because they cannot afford to have their goods taken off its shelves. Companies that used to manufacture products in the United States, from Levi’s jeans to lock maker Master Lock, were pressured to shut their U.S. factories and moved manufacturing abroad to meet Wal-Mart’s demand for low prices.

Unfortunately, the vast wealth that Wal-Mart is sucking out of our communities is not put back into our communities.  The profits are funneled out to Wal-Mart executives and shareholders.  We may enjoy the low prices, but very little of the money that we give to Wal-Mart gets recycled in our local areas.

In the old days, you could actually support a family selling electronics or running a general store.  But you can’t support a family working at Wal-Mart.  The vast majority of the jobs that Wal-Mart creates are very low paying.  Large numbers of Wal-Mart employees are actually on welfare, and this is part of the reason why we have seen such an explosion in the number of the working poor in America.

At this point, more than 40 percent of all jobs in America are low wage jobs and the middle class is rapidly disappearing.

If we do not support American jobs and American manufacturers they will continue to go away and the welfare rolls in this country will continue to explode.

There is not going to be any prosperity in this country without jobs.  Unfortunately, most Americans simply do not understand how good jobs are being systematically destroyed in America every single day.

The path that America is headed on today is only going to end in complete and total disaster.  We are being transformed from a wealthy nation into a poor nation.  In the end, we will be dominated by a very tiny elite and everyone else will either be among the working poor or will be totally dependent on the government.

Our system is supposed to be about open, honest competition.  But that is not what Wal-Mart is about.  Wal-Mart is about crushing small businesses and manufacturers here in America and getting us all to buy their super cheap Chinese-made goods.

Shame on Wal-Mart.  They are an un-American disgrace.

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And if all this isn’t enough proof of the kind of damage Wal-Mart is doing to America, as further proof I offer the horror that is ….

WAL-MARTIANS!

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See my point? Wal-Mart is responsible for the epidemic of these (should be) illegal fashion faux-pasliens !

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FDA Recalls

Most people tend to hear about food or drug recalls only when there’s news of a contamination. Often, it’s after somebody has gotten seriously ill or has died.

Would it surprise you to know that there have been more than 230 FDA recalls this year? In the month of July alone, there were more than 40. It’s important to stay abreast of the latest recall news before you ingest a contaminated product.

Drugsdb.com includes a constantly updated news feed of every FDA recall and safety alert. It lists which food or drug items are affected, the manufacturer and distributor, as well as what contagion or hazard they are contaminated with.

You can also keep track of the number of recalls by month and year. A running counter of the companies with the most FDA product recalls is also kept.

http://www.drugsdb.com/resources/fda-recalls/

Thanks to KimKommado’s Cool Site of the Day for this important tip!

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The Top 5 Things You Can Learn About Sex by Watching the Olympics

5> Like sex, there’s a lot more to water polo than simply thrashing around and slamming your balls between the uprights.

4> You prepare for it your whole life, but the moment is over in mere seconds.

3> Shaving reduces friction.

2> Compliment a female weight lifter on her snatch at your own risk.

and the Number 1 Thing You Can Learn About Sex by Watching the Olympics…

1> Watching the experts and following along by yourself at home is often more gratifying than actually participating.

[ Copyright 2008 by Chris White/HumorLabs.com ]

 

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Today’s Irish Introspection is sort of a graphics based commentary on the ridiculous BS going on over the President of Chick-Fil-A exercising his right to have a point of view and express it with regard to the highly sensitive and controversial subject of Gay Marriage.

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John Goodman weighs in on Chick-fil-A controversy—as Colonel Sanders (VIDEO)

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I am for freedom and equality, including freedom and equality for the gay population.
Having said that, I agree that everyone should exercise their freedom of speech and should be equally respected for their beliefs.

I’m totally against this non-sense political brouhaha against Chick-Fil-A. They are NOT refusing service to gays, they are against gay marriage, so?… If you don’t like it, go eat chicken somewhere else and if you don’t like the rules of the BOY scouts, go start the gay scouts. Why do gays think everyone should change to fit them?

Actually, Huckabee came up with this idea AFTER state/local government officials began promising (threatening) Chick-Fil-A with using their governmental power/authority to retaliate against the chain because they didn’t like the CEO’s “bigoted” belief in the traditional Biblical view of marriage. So WHO is attempting discrimination against who?

Religion is on a quest to take over America, one law at a time, with wanton and total disregard of who their actions may be harming.  Because they disagree with something, it means everyone should disagree with it, and that’s a good enough reason to make it illegal. That’s not the way it works, folks. Disagree with equal marriage rights? Then don’t marry someone of the same sex, and you’re fine.

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Talk about being masters of the art of chillin’ & grillin’!

Got a related twofer today since neither one by themselves wastes much time.

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To find out how much Southern blood your speech shows, simply choose the words you use below, then press “Compute My Score!” at the end. alphaDictionary will compute your score and tell you where you’re coming from: are y’all speaking Bubbaese or are youse guys Yankee Doodle Dandies? The higher your score, the deeper from the South you are coming.

http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest.html

Lethal’s Score: 13% Dixie. Wow! You are a Duke of Yankeedom!

Molly’s Score:   65% Dixie.Well  under the Mason-Dixon Line

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Here is what everyone has been asking for: The Advanced Rebel-Yankee Test! 20 more questions that delve even more deeply into the variations in American speech. The new test is based on comments and suggestions made by the 3000 people who wrote us about the first test. We hope this test incorporates your favorite accent feature.

To find out how much Southern blood your speech shows, simply choose the words below that you or the people in your region use, then press “Compute My Score!” at the end. alphaDictionary will tell you where you’re coming from and how much of the Yankee or Southerner is in you. As with the beginner’s test, the higher your score, the deeper from the South you are coming.

http://www.alphadictionary.com/articles/yankeetest_advanced.html

Lethal’s Score: 16% Dixie. Wow! You are a Duke of Yankeedom!

Molly’s Score:   68% Dixie.  Well under the Mason-Dixon Line

OK well no big surprises there though I am showing some signs of Southern/Texan Contamination in my Blue-bellied-Yankee blood and speech.  I suppose that’s to be expected after an 11 year near constant exposure to Southern/Texas talk. What I DID find interesting is that I’ve apparently had a bigger effect on Molly’s speech than she has had on mine!

Post your scores in the comments section and lets see is youse guys is Rebels or Yankees.

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well then by his own logic…

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When the prez of the U.S. stands up and says that “you didn’t build that, someone else did” he insulted every businessman that ever started a business and tried to run a successful business. It’s time we stood up and say “NO, Mr. President, you are wrong. I built this business.” If you have a marquee or a sign board you owe it to your country to answer back. This is someone’s answer to Obama.

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The funny thing is it was his own Presidential brand of Bullshit he was choking on! 

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I’m going to dispense with the Middle Ages Royal frippery as it takes quite a while to write and I suspect is largely lost on most of you instead getting right to the heart of the matter by speaking ‘da plain’ ( or is it ‘de plane- de plane!’?).

Our newest Knight of the order comes from a corporation places like Wal-Mart, Target, K-Mart and other brick and mortar competitors for your purchasing dollars love to whine& cry about while vilifying them as the down fall of America. [I’m pretty sure I showed above that Walton family does FAR more damage than his guy] His name is Jeff Bezos, the Founder & CEO of Amazon.com.

Amazon was recently named the #1 Top Military Friendly Employer by G.I. Jobs Magazine.

“We value the leadership experience that military veterans have brought to Amazon, and we’re honored that G.I. Jobs has named Amazon the #1 Military Friendly Employer for 2012,” said Dave Clark, vice president of Amazon’s North American Operations

“We have a dedicated military program that has helped hundreds of veterans transition into the civilian workforce and build their careers at Amazon, and we’re actively recruiting for even more veterans to join our company.”

The list of 100 companies represents the top 2% of more than 5,000 eligible companies whose annual revenues exceeded $500 million. Criteria included the strength of company military recruiting efforts, the percentage of new hires with prior military service, retention efforts, and company policies toward National Guard and Reserve service.

The military produces approximately 400,000 new civilian workers annually, making “military alumni” one of the largest, and arguably most valuable, sources of renewable and skilled talent in the country.

Not un-coincidentally Amazon is our newest inductee into the role of Hospitaliters as well.

From GIJobs.com:

On Point with Amazon

Get your résumé ready – this e-commerce monster is shopping for more amazon warriors. 

The recession hasn’t slowed down Amazon one bit. In fact, quite the opposite. The company that Jeff Bezos launched as an online bookstore in 1995 has grown into a cyber merchant of every imaginable product. Through 2010 and 2011, as the economy struggled to recover and analysts debated the likeliness of a “double dip” recession, Amazon posted record sales.

While profits dipped a bit in 2011 as Amazon invested heavily in the Kindle Fire – the tablet computer expected to give the iPad its first serious competition – and 17 new fulfillment centers, the company is focused on sustained, long-term growth. That translates to tens of thousands of jobs, and military talent tops the list of Amazon recruiters’ wish list.

“Thousands of soldiers are returning from Iraq and Afghanistan this year, and we’re proud to offer opportunities for them to join the hundreds of veterans already working in the Amazon fulfillment network,” said Dave Clark, vice president of Amazon’s North American Operations.

Amazon has a team of military recruiters, made up of veterans from all branches of the Armed Forces, that helps veterans transition into the civilian work force and find job opportunities within the company. Amazon also offers an internal network of military veterans to provide mentoring and support as new veterans transition into the company.

G.I. Jobs spoke to Phil Dana, a former Navy warfare surface officer who now serves as Human Resources manager of military recruiting for North America Operations, about why Amazon recruits veterans and where you can find the hottest job opportunities.

G.I. Jobs: What does it mean to be ranked the No. 1 Military Friendly Employer in the world?

Dana: Amazon has long supported military veterans as an employer, and it’s an honor to be recognized by G.I. Jobs magazine. We actively recruit U.S. military veterans to join our organization and provide them with programs to help them be successful once they’re on board.

G.I. Jobs: What makes Amazon the most Military Friendly Employer®?

Dana: We actively recruit U.S. military veterans, but also work hard to provide several programs that help them transition more easily into the civilian work force once they’re working within the company. Once they’re on board, every veteran is connected with our vast network of military veterans to receive mentoring and support.

G.I. Jobs: Why does Amazon recruit military veterans?

Dana: Amazon strives to be Earth’s most customer-centric company, and to get there, we need exceptionally talented and innovative leaders that can drive change and deliver results. We value the leadership skills and technical expertise that military veterans bring to our organization – they know how to take care of people and be mission-focused.

G.I. Jobs: When did Amazon begin recruiting military veterans?

Dana: Amazon has long supported military veterans as an employer.

G.I. Jobs: You listed “area manager” as your hottest job opportunity for veterans in 2012. Briefly describe the responsibilities of an area manager.

Dana: Area managers lead large teams of associates inside of fulfillment centers throughout the U.S., and overseas. They are responsible for meeting dynamic productivity rates, leading a culture of safety as our number one priority, motivating and developing associates, and exceeding our customer’s expectations.

G.I. Jobs: Why is this position an ideal fit for veterans?

Dana: The position of area manager is a “rubber meets the road, roll up your sleeves, and jump into the fire” type of leadership role – the kind of role that resonates with military veterans. It poses dynamic challenges, where no day is the same.  It’s demanding and rewarding.  In this role, you’ll have a big goal, with little guidance, so it requires the ability to be nimble and make analytic decisions based on what you see at that specific moment.  

G.I. Jobs: What skills or education are required for this position?

Dana: We require a degree, a track record of progression and success, and leading large teams in a fast-paced environment.

G.I. Jobs: What is the average starting salary for an area manager?

Dana: We have the ability to make a compensation package work for the individual through a combination of base salary, bonuses, and Restricted Stock Units.

G.I. Jobs: Is this position best suited for transitioning JMOs, or is it a good fit for junior and senior enlisted personnel as well?

Dana: We have hired several different backgrounds and ranks for this position, from NCOs coming out of top-tier MBA programs, SNCOs, JMOs, and senior officers.  In 2011 alone, we hired veterans from all ranks – from lance corporal to brigadier general.

G.I. Jobs: What kind of careers can transitioning junior and senior enlisted military personnel expect to find at Amazon?

Dana: Amazon is a diverse company with many business units – we have tens of thousands of positions available, and we encourage veterans to work with our military recruiters to translate their skills into a great fit at Amazon.

G.I. Jobs: Why should a veteran choose to work at Amazon?

Dana: Amazon has a culture of customer obsession, and our employees are committed to working hard, having fun and making history. Every employee has the opportunity to innovate and own interesting projects, and every tool that veterans acquired in the military will be used to meet those challenges head-on.

G.I. Jobs: What advice do you have for transitioning military who want to pursue a civilian career at Amazon?

Dana: Apply via our military career site and connect with our military recruiters: http://www.gijobs.com/amazon.

G.I. Jobs: Amazon has experienced explosive growth despite the worst recession since the Great Depression. What is the outlook for the next couple of years?

Dana: It’s still Day One at Amazon. One of the coolest things about working here is being able to collaborate and build with the world’s brightest minds. 

http://www.gijobs.com/whos-hiring-veterans.aspx

 

 

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Vermont man uses tractor to flatten 8 police cars

Police say a man drove a tractor over eight police vehicles Thursday. The damage is estimated to be about $250,000.

By Andrew Mach, NBC News

A man driving a farm tractor ran over eight vehicles in the parking lot of a Vermont police station in an apparent revenge scheme, according to local reports.

Police said Roger Pion, 34, of Newport, Vt., flattened seven marked police cruisers and one unmarked personal vehicle at the Orleans County Sheriff’s Department in Derby, Vt., around 12:40 p.m. Thursday. 

“We came out and sure enough there was someone who had run over our cruisers with a tractor,” Chief Dep. Philip Brooks of the Orleans County Sheriff’s Dept. told WCAX.

Not only were their roofs and hoods caved in, but “the radios are ruined, the radar detectors, the cages in the cars … We’re going to have to get the jaws of life up here to pry the trunks open and see about the rifles and shotguns,” Sheriff Kirk Martin told the Associated Press.

With the vehicles crushed, police had no way to pursue Pion after he drove off in the tractor.

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Police say Roger Pion took out more than half of the sheriff department’s fleet — some of its newest vehicles were only four months old.

“It felt like I was in a Monster Jam rally or something,” witness Rene Morris told WCAX. “I just couldn’t believe it. He’s backing up, going over it, turns around, makes his way to the other vehicles smashes those up, did his business and headed right down Route 5.”

Police eventually caught up with Pion a mile and a half from the police station and arrested him. The motive is still under investigation, but witnesses believe Pion was angry about his recent arrest for marijuana possession and resisting arrest.

Stephanie Dasaro / Vermont State Police

Police arrested Roger Pion of Newport, V.T., after the tractor incident. He also was arrested recently for marijuana possession and resisting arrest.

The damage is estimated to be about $250,000, according to police.

No one was injured. At least two deputies had gone inside a few moments before after washing their vehicles, officers said.

Brooks said the destroyed vehicles constituted more than half of the fleet of sheriff’s cruisers in the rural county on the Canadian border. The others were out on patrol. Since the incident, neighboring counties have offered their help.

“We have other county sheriff’s departments who are offering cruisers to us,” Brooks said. “We’ve already had one county that’s dropped one off to us and we’ve got two others that are on the way.”

It’s not known where Pion got the tractor but police said he comes from a farm family.

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Police don’t know where Pion got the tractor from but say he comes from a farm family.

Pion was held at the Northern State Correctional Center in Newport in lieu of $15,000 bail.

He is expected to appear in Orleans County Criminal Court Friday to answer to seven counts of felony unlawful mischief, one count of misdemeanor unlawful mischief, one count of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, one count of gross negligent operation, and one count of leaving the scene of an accident. 

How can you be charged with leaving the scene of an accident when it was NOT an accident but a deliberate premeditated act?

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Today’s Parting Shot Requires not only a banner but a disclaimer, as well as (possibly) several other labels and qualifying comments to set up so bare with me please

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This warning is meant for BOTH political parties today

 

RALPH NADER: An open letter to RNC Chair Reince Priebus and DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Published: Monday, August 06, 2012

Having grown up literally one town over from Ralph Nader in Connecticut his book, his “Nader’s Raiders exploits” and his political views were always covered prominently and in depth in the local papers. IT’s always been my belief that he went from relevant Consumer Activist and Champion to ‘colorful local politically pissing up a rope guy’ though admittedly he has never forgotten his hometown and done his level best to use his fame and influence to help the people of Winsted.

I never was in agreement with Mr. Nader about much of his politics or his views on them, that is until this piece appeared in Monday’s local paper back home.

Chairman Reince Priebus
Republican National Committee
Phone number:202-863-8500
Fax number: 202-863-8773

Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Democratic National Committee:
Phone number: 202-479-5100 ‎
Fax number: 202-226-2052

Dear Chairpersons:

The tough times in America continue. Tens of millions of Americans are feeling the squeeze and are suffering diminished livelihoods. More than 15 million children go to bed hungry at night. Unemployment and underemployment affect more than twenty million adults. Calls for cutting into the core of programs for the needy, the vulnerable and the disadvantaged regularly emanate from Congress.

These calls are coming most insistently from the Republican leaders. Congressman John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Paul Ryan and Senator Mitch McConnell are demanding severe reductions in effective social programs and more tax cuts for the wealthy and the large corporations, many of which have been paying very little or no federal income tax, such as General Electric.
Against this background, what have the two parties done? This year they have each taken $18.2 million in taxpayer money for their national political conventions in Tampa, Florida and Charlotte, North Carolina later this summer. The money comes from taxpayers via the Treasury Department’s “$3 Tax Check-off” found on tax return forms.

Taxpayers who check-off are told that the money generally goes “to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund.” Taxpayers are not told the first priority is funding for the party nominating conventions, not the general election nominees and primary election candidates.

Taxpayers who opt for this partial public funding of elections may not like funding political extravaganzas for the two parties, festooned by banners, musical entertainment, food, drink and other amenities. They might not want their tax dollars associated with nearby lavish corporate hospitality parties loaded with lobbyists lusting for access, subsidies and other special privileges.

They might not want to have their tax dollars mixed with corporate contributions to the two conventions from the oil, drug, insurance, banking, nuclear, military weapons and agribusiness-food processing giant multinationals.
When your two parties in Congress established this slush fund for the conventions years ago, they tried lamely to justify the use of taxpayer contributions for the conventions by declaring that televised conventions were educational presentations; live democracy in action. That didn’t pass the laugh test then or now. The nominations are all wrapped up. The conventions will be coronations of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. The party platforms are done deals.

Party rituals, the mutual admiration exchanges and the scripted, pre-cleared speeches by selected speakers are the highlights of these uncontested, predetermined, rigged shows of inaction.

Pay for your own parties, your own liquor and your own entertainment.

Return the misled taxpayers’ $36.4 million to the U.S. Treasury now. Or if you wish to receive some benefit from this modern version of “l’etat c’est moi,” donate the money to the Tampa and Charlotte charities that are feeding the hungry poor and homeless. Their menu will certainly be different than yours, but they (with their strapped budgets) certainly will be pleased by the gesture.

I have sent copies of this communication to charitable associations that provide food and other necessities for the growing number of impoverished Americans in Charlotte and Tampa. The recipients were Second Harvest Food Bank, Loaves and Fishes, and Faith Soldiers in Charlotte, North Carolina; and Feeding America, Kaye Prox Food Bank, and Metropolitan Ministries in Tampa, Florida. Those compassionate providers and their volunteers, reached on the telephone, were gracious regarding the meaning of this message to you.

Other citizen, charitable and religious groups in these two metropolitan areas may be inclined to emphasize this request with their own manifestations later next month. You would be well-advised to wisely render their reactions unnecessary by taking this humane initiative.

Should you not respond to this plea, which I am sure would be supported by the vast majority of the American people of all political persuasions, your conventions could be labeled the “Marie Antoinette cabal of 2012.” Surely, you remember what she suggested.

Sincerely yours,

Ralph Nader

WELL SAID SIR! BRAVO!

Both committees have enough “big money” contributions to sponsor their as you so aptly put it ‘Party rituals, the mutual admiration exchanges’ that they damned well SHOULD pay for their  own parties, liquor and entertainment.

You have uncovered yet another indication that our political election process is antiquated, bloated and filled with ways that those who have made Politics into a lucrative career (something the founding fathers never envisioned or intended for it to be) can lie and cheat the populace at large out of their money.

Personally I think that WE THE PEOPLE need to send these buffoons a clear message come next tax season. I suggest NOBODY check off the ‘Donate $3 of my return’ box AND that we hound our Senators and Congressmen into removing and repealing the law that put that box there because it is a FRAUD!!

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Adult-Content_thumb1_thumbGood Morning Campers!  Well, another weekend is here and another UTA full of stuff for me to do.  I’ll be working all day Saturday and again all day on Sunday, not only are we teaching class this weekend, but we are conducting an exercise at which I’m playing a special part!  I get to play the part of Islamic Agitator!  I’ve been preparing for this role for 01a6months!  How?  You ask.  Well, I won’t tell you as much as I show you.  I reveal to you now, Jihad Bob!  Yes, that’s really me with two months worth of beard.  I tell you what, I will be so damn glad when this is over with on Sunday, cause this son-of-a-gun itches!!!  Although I do kind of like the look.  I’ll try and get some pictures from the exercise on Sunday and see if I can’t share them with you next week.

But in the mean time….

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Swab summer class most diverse in Coast Guard Academy’s history

By Jennifer McDermott

New London — The smallest class in more than a decade arrived at the U.S. Coast Guard Academy Monday.

The Coast Guard is going to commission fewer young officers because many of the people who are already in the service aren’t leaving. The military’s retention rates are at record levels as people choose the job stability of the service over taking their chances in a struggling economy.

And like the rest of the military, the Coast Guard has to downsize. With the proposed cuts to defense spending in the 2013 budget, the service stands to lose 1,000 people.

Adm. Robert J. Papp, Jr., the Coast Guard commandant, said in an interview that the slight reduction at the academy this year is “just the start of perhaps going down a little further.”

248 students sworn in

A typical class starts with close to 300 students. For the Class of 2016, 248 students were sworn in, making it a small but diverse class. Monday was reporting-in day and the start of swab summer, an intense, seven-week program designed to transform civilian students into military recruits and prepare them for the academic year. 

With 36 percent women and 35 percent minority students, it is the most diverse class in the academy’s history. Last year, the incoming class set a record with 34 percent women and 34 percent minority students.

Raddae Chew said the uptick in the number of women and minority students at the school was one reason she decided to join the class. As a junior in high school, Chew, 19, of Rancho Cucamonga, Calif., went to one of the academy’s campus visit programs for underrepresented minority and first-generation college students. 

“Opportunity of lifetime”

“I figured it was the opportunity of a lifetime,” Chew said as she tried on shoes Monday in the bookstore.

Chew described the first day as “structured chaos.”

The Chase Hall barracks rang out with the voices of upper-class cadets yelling instructions at the new students, or swabs, who had to stay in the center of the hall and square, or sharply pivot, around each corner, all while looking straight ahead and greeting people correctly. 

“I’m going to teach you how to square because you look like a train wreck,” Larla Brown, a second-class cadet, screamed at Echo Company. 

Thomas Bondurant, a second-class cadet, chastised the company for forgetting his name. He said after the swabs are “in shock.” 

“Some are just so befuddled they can’t really speak,” he said. 

Hayley Smith was not as befuddled by the military commands as some, having spent a year in preparatory school and four years in the Navy Junior Reserve Officers Training Corps unit at New London High School. 

“If you pay attention to them, they’re telling you things you need to know. It’s not just pointless yelling,” said Smith, 19, of Scotland.

Smith said swab summer is “a challenge and an opportunity to excel.”

Steele Johnson, a first-class cadet and Alpha Company commander, said it’s important the swabs begin to rely on their classmates. 

“Maybe they won’t have trouble in school or adjusting to the military lifestyle but they need help doing both. It’s hard to handle on your own,” he said. “We want to make that point now so they don’t realize it later when they’re failing a class.”

At the end of the summer, he said, “they will feel like they accomplished something personally and as a group.” 

The last time an incoming class started with close to 250 students was in 1999, when 240 students entered the academy. By graduation, the incoming class will likely be closer to 200 since the retention rate is about 80 percent.

Papp is looking for more of a mix of officers from the academy and the 17-week Officer Candidate School. The OCS classes have been reduced in past years to accommodate the large numbers of officers graduating from the academy, he said. 

The retention rate for officers has been about 94 percent during the past three fiscal years, according to the Coast Guard. The rate for enlisted personnel is slightly lower.

The academy is the Coast Guard’s primary source of officers with engineering degrees. Officer Candidate School is a way for people who are already serving in the Coast Guard in enlisted roles or who have an undergraduate degree to become officers. 

“We need a mix of specialties and individuals of different backgrounds and education,” Papp said. 

Smaller classes will put less pressure on the academy’s facilities, Papp said. The Coast Guard made an offer to purchase a portion of the abutting Riverside Park to use for expansion, but city residents voted down that sale in November.

Given the budget climate, Papp said funding for additional land in New London “will not be forthcoming.” He said his top priority is recapitalizing the aging fleet of ships and aircraft, which are becoming increasingly more expensive to maintain.

For high school students interested in the academy, the changes mean the school will be harder to get into.

Of the roughly 2,000 students who completed applications for the Class of 2016, 315 were offered appointments and 251 students from 39 states accepted, including 17 from Connecticut. The average SAT score is 60 points higher than last year. Five international students also joined the class.

Capt. Stephan P. Finton, the academy’s director of admissions, said it will be more competitive simply because “there are just fewer slots.” 

“The quality of the student, I’d like to think, will be better,” he said. “But they’re all amazing students. This class is going to be amazing.”

Matthew Navetta said he was proud to have been selected. 

“I did pretty well in high school so I think I deserve a spot. I’m just trying to prove myself,” Navetta, 17, of Oakdale, said after getting his head shaved at the barber shop. 

The rain, heavy at times, cleared by the afternoon. The class marched onto Washington Parade Field and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. 

“I just felt it was my purpose in life to be here,” said Hayden Hughes, 19, of Charlotte, N.C. “It’s going to be hard but it’s supposed to be. They’re making us better.”

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The Coast Guard’s enduring roles are maritime safety, security, and stewardship. To carry out those roles the Coast Guard has eleven statutory missions, which include enforcing U.S. law in the world’s largest exclusive economic zone of 3.4 million square miles.

The Coast Guard motto is Semper Paratus (Latin for “Always Ready” or “Always Prepared”).

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Well, with August 4th being the birthday of the Coast Guard, it seemed too fitting not to put this in.  Purple Heart Day is Tuesday…not sure how the celebrating goes, but if you happen to know any Purple Heart recipients, you might, at the very least, thank them for their service.

 

Purple Heart Day – August 7th

The Medal of Honor that is now the Purple Heart actually began as the ‘Badge of Military Merit.’  Onpurple_heart1 August 7th, 1782 in Newburgh, New York, General George Washington designed a new badge of distinction for enlisted men and noncommissioned officers.  They were awarded for ‘any singularly meritorious action.’  The badge was a figure of a heart in purple cloth or silk, edged with narrow lace or binding.  It was pinned to a uniform coat above the left breast.  That was then, this is now. 
 

On January 7th of the year 1931, a new design was reopened.  Ms. Elizabeth Will, an army heraldic specialist in the Office of the Quarter, created the design sketch for the present medal of the Purple Heart.  It consists of a purple enameled heart within a bronze quarter inch border showing a relief profile of George Washington in continental uniform.  Washington’s family coat of arms adorns the medal, along with an inscription inside the heart that reads, ‘For Military Merit.’ 

The Purple Heart is awarded to any member of the Armed Forces that has been wounded or killed, died as a result of a wound in battle, or otherwise designated by the President of the United States.  This now includes those persons killed as a result of friendly fire.  Now we celebrate Purple Heart Day on the anniversary of its inception, August 7th.  On this day it is our patriotic duty to remember and recognize those people willing to serve our country, no matter the price.

Source:     U.S. Army, Center for Military History, The American War Library    

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With all the Olympic stuff going on, I just had to show you why I didn’t make it to London:

And remember, in order to watch the videos, you have to go to the actual website: http://dragonlaffs.com

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The House will vote on whether or not to fire federal workers who
are tax delinquent. Too bad they don’t vote on kicking out federal
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The Postal Service is preparing for a default on an upcoming $5.6
Billion payment, but says business will continue as usual. Sort of
like Congress running up a $15 Trillion debt and still running
business as usual.

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These guys are really something.  You will really enjoy it.

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Half the counties in the U.S. have been declared natural disaster areas from the drought. The other half are man made disaster areas from the economy.

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A Washington, D.C. school district is paying 300 children $5.25 an
hour to go to summer school. That’s a bargain. We pay Congressmen
$170,000 a year to be in D.C. to do nothing but fill up chairs.

 

 

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I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren’t funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro — what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.

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Here’s a great opinion piece by Matt Patterson… I couldn’t have said it better myself.  No, really, I mean it, I really couldn’t have said it better, that’s why his post is here…

By Matt Patterson (columnist – Washington Post, New York Post, San Francisco Examiner)
Government & Society:

Years from now, historians may regard the 2008 election of Barack Obama as an inscrutable and disturbing phenomenon, the result of a baffling breed of mass hysteria akin perhaps to the witch craze of the Middle Ages.

How, they will wonder, did a man so devoid of professional accomplishment beguile so many into thinking he could manage the world’s largest economy, direct the world’s most powerful military, execute the world’s most consequential job?

Imagine a future historian examining Obama’s pre-presidential life: ushered into and through the Ivy League despite unremarkable grades and test scores along the way; a cushy non-job as a “community organizer”; a brief career as a state legislator devoid of legislative achievement (and in fact nearly devoid of his attention, so often did he vote “present”); and finally an unaccomplished single term in the United States Senate, the entirety of which was devoted to his presidential ambitions.

He left no academic legacy in academia, authored no signature legislation as a legislator. And then there is the matter of his troubling associations: the white-hating, America-loathing preacher who for decades served as Obama’s “spiritual mentor”; a real-life, actual terrorist who served as Obama’s colleague and political sponsor.

It is easy to imagine a future historian looking at it all and asking: how on Earth was such a man elected president?

Not content to wait for history, the incomparable Norman Podhoretz addressed the question recently in the Wall Street Journal: To be sure, no white candidate who had close associations with an outspoken hater of America like Jeremiah Wright and an unrepentant terrorist like Bill Ayers, would have lasted a single day.

But because Mr. Obama was black, and therefore entitled in the eyes of liberaldom to have hung out with protesters against various American injustices, even if they were a bit extreme, he was given a pass. Let that sink in: Obama was given a pass – held to a lower standard – because of the color of his skin.

Podhoretz continues: And in any case, what did such ancient history matter when he was also so articulate and elegant and (as he himself had said) “non-threatening,” all of which gave him a fighting chance to become the first black president and thereby to lay the curse of racism to rest?

Podhoretz puts his finger, I think, on the animating pulse of the Obama phenomenon – affirmative action. Not in the legal sense, of course. But certainly in the motivating sentiment behind all affirmative action laws and regulations, which are designed primarily to make white people, and especially white liberals, feel good about themselves.

Unfortunately, minorities often suffer so that whites can pat themselves on the back. Liberals routinely admit minorities to schools for which they are not qualified, yet take no responsibility for the inevitable poor performance and high drop-out rates which follow.

Liberals don’t care if these minority students fail; liberals aren’t around to witness the emotional devastation and deflated self-esteem resulting from the racist policy that is affirmative action. Yes, racist.

Holding someone to a separate standard merely because of the color of his skin – that’s affirmative action in a nutshell, and if that isn’t racism, then nothing is.

And that is what America did to Obama. True, Obama himself was never troubled by his lack of achievements, but why would he be? As many have noted, Obama was told he was good enough for Columbia despite undistinguished grades at Occidental; he was told he was good enough for the US Senate despite a mediocre record in Illinois; he was told he was good enough to be president despite no record at all in the Senate.

All his life, every step of the way, Obama was told he was good enough for the next step, in spite of ample evidence to the contrary.

What could this breed if not the sort of empty narcissism on display every time Obama speaks?

In 2008, many who agreed that he lacked executive qualifications nonetheless raved about Obama’s oratory skills, intellect, and cool character.

Those people – conservatives included – ought now to be deeply embarrassed. The man thinks and speaks in the hoariest of clichés, and that’s when he has his Teleprompters in front of him; when the prompter is absent he can barely think or speak at all.

Not one original idea has ever issued from his mouth – it’s all warmed-over Marxism of the kind that has failed over and over again for 100 years.

And what about his character?

Obama is constantly blaming anything and everything else for his troubles.

Bush did it; it was bad luck; I inherited this mess.

It is embarrassing to see a president so willing to advertise his own powerlessness, so comfortable with his own incompetence.

But really, what were we to expect?

The man has never been responsible for anything, so how do we expect him to act responsibly?

In short: our president is a small and small-minded man, with neither the temperament nor the intellect to handle his job.

When you understand that, and only when you understand that, will the current erosion of liberty and prosperity make sense. It could not have gone otherwise with such a man in the Oval Office.

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Leprechaun Laughs #152 for Wednesday August 1st 2012

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  Well I see far fewer faces in the audience this morning. Now doubt many people are staying up late watching the Olympics which in turns cuts into their morning coffee time when they elect to hit that old snooze button two or three times because they were up so late the night before.

We here at DL-LL Electronic Media Enterprises are even getting into the Olympic coverage by covering the results of a barely known event later on in the issue for you.

SO before the rest of you doze off or think about checking your Olympics Coverage App for the results of  the marathon standing in line for tickets event lets get this ball rolling shall we? 

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Under the Table

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table until he was completely covered by the tablecloth.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”

“Oh, but I’m not his wife,” the woman said, still perfectly calm. “His wife just walked in the door.”

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40 Weird Facts About The United States That Are Almost Too Crazy To Believe

http://www.yolohub.com/economy/40-weird-facts-about-the-united-states-that-are-almost-too-crazy-to-believe  July 12, 2012

 

In case you hadn’t noticed, the United States is a really weird place.  Not that “weird” is always bad.  Sometimes “weird” can keep life interesting.  But without a doubt, the United States is one of the most unique nations in the history of the world.  Some of the weird facts about the United States listed below may be difficult for you to believe.  Others are likely to completely shock you.  Hopefully there is a little something for everyone in this article. In general, everything tends to be larger in America.  The people are larger, the cars are larger, the divorce rate is the highest on the planet and the U.S. government has piled up the largest debt in the history of the world.  Whether America does something good or bad, it usually does it in a very “big” way.  It is easy to love the United States and all the good that it has done, but it is also easy to be horrified by how far this nation has fallen and by the direction that this country is currently headed.  So where does America go from here?  That is a very good question.

The following are 40 weird facts about the United States that are almost too crazy to believe….

#1 The highest point in the state of Florida is only 345 feet (115 yards) above sea level.

#2 Today, 66 percent of all Americans are considered to be overweight.

#3 The state of Alaska is 429 times larger than the state of Rhode Island is.  But Rhode Island has a significantly larger population than Alaska does.

#4 The average supermarket in the United States wastes about 3,000 pounds of food each year.

#5 Approximately 48 percent of all Americans are currently either considered to be “low income” or are living in poverty.

#6 Alaska has a longer coastline than all of the other 49 U.S. states put together.

#7 In the UK, an average of about $3,500 is spent on healthcare per person each year.  In the United States, an average of about $8,500 is spent on healthcare per person each year.

#8 Montana has three times as many cows as it does people.

#9 The average U.S. citizen drinks the equivalent of more than 600 sodaseach year.

#10 The only place in the United States where coffee is grown commercially is in Hawaii.

#11 The United States has 845 motor vehicles for every 1,000 people.  Japan only has 593 for every 1,000 people and Germany only has 540 for every 1,000 people.

#12 The grizzly bear is the official state animal of California.  But no grizzly bears have been seen there since 1922.

#13 For many years it was the other way around, but today a majority of all Americans (including Pat Robertson) actually support the legalization of marijuana.

#14 Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president to have been born in a hospital.

#15 In the middle of the last century, the United States was #1 in the world in GDP per capita.  Today, the United States is #13 in GDP per capita.

#16 Today, approximately 25 million American adults are living with their parents.

#17 One survey found that 25 percent of all employees that have Internet access in the United States visit pornography websites while they are at work.

#18 In 2011, our trade deficit with China was more than 49,000 times largerthan it was back in 1985.

#19 One out of every seven Americans has at least 10 credit cards.

#20 The city of Juneau, Alaska is about 3,000 square miles large.  It is actually bigger than the entire state of Delaware.

#21 The United States puts a higher percentage of its population in prisonthan any other nation on earth does.

#22 There are more unemployed workers in the United States than there are people living in the entire nation of Greece.

#23 The original name of the city of Atlanta was “Terminus“.

#24 Sadly, more than 52 percent of all children that live in Cleveland, Ohio are living in poverty.

#25 The median price of a home in the city of Detroit is now about $6000.

#26 Back in 1950, more than 80 percent of all men in the United States had jobs.  Today, less than 65 percent of all men in the United States have jobs.

#27 According to author Paul Osterman, about 20 percent of all U.S. adults are currently working jobs that pay poverty-level wages.

#28 According to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, approximately 167,000 Americans have more than $200,000 of student loan debt.

#29 There are three towns in the United States that have the name “Santa Claus“.

#30 There are 313 million people living in the United States.  46 million of them are on food stamps.

#31 In the United States as a whole, one out of every four children is on food stamps.

#32 In 1940, 68.0% of all women in the 20 to 34 year old age group in the United States were married.  In 2010, only 39.2% of women in that age group were married.

#33 The United States has a teen pregnancy rate of 22 percent – the highest in the world.  New Zealand is number two at 14 percent.

#34 According to the CDC, there are 19 million new cases of syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia in the United States every single year.

#35 The United States has the highest divorce rate on the globe by a wide margin.  Puerto Rico is number two.  Perhaps Puerto Rico really would fit in as the 51st state.

#36 More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in the United States than in any other nation on earth.

#37 The United States has more government debt per capita than Greece, Portugal, Italy, Ireland or Spain.

#38 If Bill Gates gave every single penny of his fortune to the U.S. government, it would only cover the U.S. budget deficit for about 15 days.

#39 The U.S. national debt is now more than 22 times larger than it was when Jimmy Carter became president.

#40 It took from the founding of the nation until 1981 for the U.S. national debt to cross the one trillion dollar mark.  Today, our national debt is well over 15 trillion dollars and we add more than a trillion dollars to our debt every single year.

 

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Missed Opportunity

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic..

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half- burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Allahu akbar!” and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, “Man…that could have been me!”

S0 today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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FTC Wants Consumers To Be Able To Block ALL Third-Party Charges On Cell Phones

July 23, 2012 By FTC

In response to a request by the Federal Communications Commission for comment, the Federal Trade Commission said that the “cramming” of unauthorized charges on wireless phone bills poses a serious problem for American consumers. The FTC said in its comment that wireless providers should be required to give customers the option to block all third-party charges from their bills.

The FTC has extensive experience protecting consumers against the cramming of unauthorized charges on their landline telephone bills through aggressive law enforcement actions, and has advocated for reforms to eliminate landline cramming.  With regard to wireless cramming, the comment notes, in the past few years the FTC and FCC have reviewed thousands of complaints about unauthorized third-party charges on wireless bills.  The number of reported complaints undoubtedly understates the full extent of wireless cramming by a substantial amount.

“Mobile cramming is likely to continue to grow as cramming schemes expand beyond the landline platform and mobile phones are more commonly used for payments,” the comment states.

Many of the complaints involve recurring charges of just under $10 a month for “premium services” that provide trivia or horoscope information by text message to a consumer’s phone, the comment states.  Consumers often report receiving a text message informing them of a subscription to a service of which they have never heard and that they never requested.

You can read the rest of the article here: http://ctwatchdog.com/finance/ftc-wants-consumers-to-be-able-to-block-all-third-party-charges-on-cell-phones if you are so inclined. For the sake of brevity we’ll just skip here to the other important part of the article:

The Federal Trade Commission works for consumers to prevent fraudulent, deceptive, and unfair business practices and to provide information to help spot, stop, and avoid them. To file a complaint in English or Spanish, visit the FTC’s online Complaint Assistant or call 1-877-FTC-HELP (1-877-382-4357). The FTC enters complaints into Consumer Sentinel, a secure, online database available to more than 2,000 civil and criminal law enforcement agencies in the U.S. and abroad. The FTC’s website provides free information on a variety of consumer topics.  Like the FTC on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, and subscribe to press releases for the latest FTC news and resources.

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It’s summer time which means vacation time which means trips away from home and staying on hotels, motels and what ever else have yous where most people will joyfully avail themselves of free WiFi to stay connected to their friends & family etc. While you are doing just that, unless you are very careful hackers will be as joyfully availing themselves of access to your computer as well.

Think I’m just crying wolf? Ask Impish, he was the one that got me started on this posting as he was complaining about being signed in to 2 different public WiFi systems on his recent business jaunt and the amount of malware he was removing on a daily basis!

Crooks Prey on Hotel Internet Connections

May 10th, 2012 by Matt Liebowitz, SecurityNewsDaily Staff Writer

If you’ve ever taken a laptop on a work trip, here’s some troubling news: The FBI and national cybercrime agencies are warning people traveling abroad to be wary of shady scammers planting malware via insecure hotel Internet connections.

In an advisory issued yesterday (May 8), the Internet Crime Complaint Center(IC3) notes that malware perpetrators are masking their cybercrime weapons as popup software updates travelers see when setting up their Internet connections. (The IC3 is a partnership between the FBI and the National White Collar Crime Center, and funded by the Bureau of Justice Assistance.)

“The popup window appeared to be offering a routine update to a legitimate software product for which updates are frequently available,” the IC3 explained. “If the user clicked to accept and install the update, malicious software was installed on the laptop.”

To mitigate the threat of contracting a harmful virus on your personal computer, or your company laptop, the FBI recommends that “all government, private industry and academic personnel who travel abroad take extra caution before updating software on their hotel Internet connection.”

The FBI advises travelers to perform software updates immediately before traveling, and to download software updates only from vendors’ websites.

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Now THAT is something best saved for Halloween!

Import of wasting time

Something a little different today, instead of encouraging you to sit at your computer and waste time this time waster shows you how to get out and about and waste up to an entire day in your local area! Radical idea I know but every once in a while you just got to get out of your hermit’s cave for a few hours ( in Impish’s case so they can sanitize it and keep the smell down)

Cool city guide

Do you want to be at the epicenter of culture? There are plenty of vibrant cities around the globe, but some of them are in a league of their own.

Similarly, there are more city guides than there are cities, but a few stand apart. Unlike is an online city guide dedicated to collecting only the best locales in only the coolest cities.

You’ll find in-depth reviews and recommendations for museums, restaurants, nightlife and more in 18 of the planet’s hippest places. You’ll find local favorites, famous hotspots and under-the-radar hangouts.

Each city also has guides for how to fill out a day around town. Whether you’re looking for a relaxing day of shopping or a wild night of partying, Unlike has your ticket.

http://unlike.net/

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Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous.

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night.

The next day, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, ‘You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn’t anyone around’ he stated.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. ‘Guess I was really into it, you know?’ he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

‘It was an unusual situation, that’s for sure,’ said Officer Taylor. ‘I walked up to Lawrence and he’s just banging away at this pumpkin.’

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ..

‘I said: ‘Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you’re having sex with a pumpkin??’

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: ‘A pumpkin? Shit … Is it midnight already?’

The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as ‘Best come-back line ever.’

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Most seniors, as well as younger folks, might be interested in this site…
I accidentally found this porn site (after looking half the night).
I feel that you’re old enough and mature enough to handle this.
Check it out, you will not be disappointed, but one must be patient as we all have learned throughout our sex lives…

Click on:

http://mr-desi.com/fun_pages/freeporn.html

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1. Thou shalt give top priority to those who are with you.

Listen intently when you are with friends, family members and coworkers. When you constantly check messages, you send the message that other people and things are more important to you.

2. Thou shalt not be distracted.

For safety’s sake, don’t text or engage in voice calls while driving. For the same reason, don’t let texting or voice calls distract you while walking in busy public spaces. Texting-while-walking mishaps have become such a serious problem that cities are starting to issue tickets.

3.  Do not shout on the sidewalk.

It’s OK to take a call when you’re on the street. But try to keep your voice down. If you have to shout to be heard above the background noise, you should call back later.

4. Thou shalt not make private matters public.

Don’t discuss private matters in public. Remember never to text anything that is private, confidential or potentially embarrassing. Messages can be forwarded and shared with hundreds of others in seconds – and often are.

5. Do unto others as briefly as possible.

Remember that you have a captive, unsympathetic audience when you’re in a carpool or using public transportation. Only make or take a call if it’s essential. And when you absolutely must talk, keep the call short.

6. Learn how to turn that thing completely off as soon as you get it out of the box.

Then please do turn it off whenever you are in a church, a restaurant, a library, at a movie, concert, at a play – and even in a meeting.

7. Use headphones correctly.

Use headphones whenever playing games or watching videos. Get a pair of snug-fitting headphones – and wear them. There’s nothing worse than hearing sound spilling from loose-fitting earbuds. And it’s basic good manners to remove your headphones when someone is trying to speak to you.

8. Do not cause light pollution.

Lighting up a darkened environment, such as a train at night, with your jumbo tablet screen is inconsiderate. Others usually don’t really care if you ask nicely first. When in public, turn screen brightness down as a courtesy.

9. Share only with permission.

Sharing pictures of current locations is a great way to update friends and family members. Don’t take photos of strangers, however, without permission – and never post pictures of strangers on social media sites.

10. Exercise good taste.

Keep the content on your screen at a General Audiences level. Don’t call up risqué videos, photos and websites in public areas.

 

Get your very own downloadable & printable .pdf copy in 2 sizes here: http://www.komando.com/mobilemanners/

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A Lethal and Impish are on vacation in the North woods.

The Lethal says, “ Have you read Marx?” 

Impish answers, “ Yes. I think it’s because of these whicker chairs.”

Diaman MIGHT be the “Pun Queen” but I’m still the King, even Impish groaned in pain when her heard these 2!

 

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A story I told Tony about Impish and I playing a round of Golf was obviously the inspiration for this cartoon. In my version though it was an inbound flight of Dragons after they had alleged spent the night binging on Black Bean Burritos.

 

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Too, To, Two Dumb

TV station WNDU in South Bend, Indiana, reported on a new study of U.S. schools. Are classes too easy? Here’s how they reported it on-air:

WNDU says 'School Two Easy for Kids'

As the anchor reported the story on 11 July 2012, the on-screen caption noted:

‘SCHOOL TWO EASY FOR KIDS’

Apparently station employees are victims of the same school system.

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 [Yes, its a real actual honest to God buy it over the counter legal shot gun. That is the KSG (Kel-Tec Shotgun) by Kel-Tec. Yes, I have one on order. They are a bit pricey and right now hard to get (long lead time) but it offers several superior features in both a home defense as well as ‘End of Days’ weapon that are making me replace my Remington Model 870 Special Purpose Marine Magnum 12 Ga. with it. Things like it holding 12- 3” magnum shells in its selectable dual tube magazines & its downward ejection of spent shells.  See more on it here: http://www.gunsandammo.com/2012/04/19/enough-gun-for-zombies-kel-tec-ksg-tactical-pump-shotgun/ and http://www.keltecweapons.com/our-guns/shotguns/ksg/ ]

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And that’s the God’s honest truth of the matter. IN FACT, if there was a third viable option, other than the two morons running at present, I probably would not be voting for Romney myself. Let’s face it the American voter is yet once again faced with the prospect of a ‘Dumb & Dumber ‘ situation with regard the the Presidential race and having to determine which is the lesser of the two evils we are faced with the prospect of having in the White House for the next 4 years.

Today were not talking reasons why you should elect Romney, but rather reasons why we should elect ANYONE other than Obama. I think I will be presenting some reason that should even make some of the more moderate liberals rethink their positions.

Only 3 Times..


In all the years since D-Day 1945, there are three occasions when a president failed to go to the D-Day Monument that honors the soldiers killed during the Invasion.


Only Three Times.


The occasions were:

1. Barack Obama 2010
2. Barack Obama 2011
3. Barack Obama 2012

For the past 68 years, all presidents, their Commander in Chief, except Obama, have paid tribute to the fallen soldiers killed on D-Day. This year, instead of honoring the soldiers, he made a campaign trip on Air Force One to California to raise funds for the upcoming election.

Now I know that this ‘pulled the pin’ on temper of a LOT of military veteran and currently serving personnel mine included. I in fact have seen some fairly profane (and linguistically creative) responses posted on many military boards with regards to this issue. This is to say nothing of the subject of his absence from Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day, another grave insult and serious sore spot with veterans and the families of veterans.

In my personal opinion the following is the best response covering the issue (even though it addresses only one of the incidents) by far and its not even profane or angry! It amazing that something with no vulgarity can be one of the most insulting and powerful messages to Obama that I have seen to date.

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NOT RACIST…NOT VIOLENT…JUST NOT SILENT ANY MORE!

KEEP This One Going! Send it to all your friends.

And now…a word for all you religious types of the Christian persuasion out there regarding the President and his respect for you and the Bible (which can be argued is the American rough equivalent of the Koran)

I received this from reader K-Squared who noted “I have not checked each fact myself.” when I went to spot check the fact I was able to locate the original article from which the –mail was excerpted (citing sources in those little numbered hyperlinks after each statement)

Barton Calls Obama ‘America’s Most Biblically-Hostile U.S. President’

Is President Barack Obama America’s most “Biblically-hostile U.S. president?” This is the label that conservative historian David Barton has given Obama, as the nation continues its debate over the president’s controversial contraceptive mandate.

But for Barton, the situation transcends the current discussion about religious freedom and the Catholic Church, as the frequent guest on Glenn Beck’s radio and television shows develops his provocative argument in detail. He writes:

When one observes President Obama’s unwillingness to accommodate America’s four-century long religious conscience protection through his attempts to require Catholics to go against their own doctrines and beliefs, one is tempted to say that he is anti-Catholic. But that characterization would not be correct. Although he has recently singled out Catholics, he has equally targeted traditional Protestant beliefs over the past four years. So since he has attacked Catholics and Protestants, one is tempted to say that he is anti-Christian. But that, too, would be inaccurate. He has been equally disrespectful in his appalling treatment of religious Jews in general and Israel in particular. So perhaps the most accurate description of his antipathy toward Catholics, Protestants, religious Jews, and the Jewish nation would be to characterize him as anti-Biblical. And then when his hostility toward Biblical people of faith is contrasted with his preferential treatment of Muslims and Muslim nations, it further strengthens the accuracy of the anti-Biblical descriptor. In fact, there have been numerous clearly documented times when his pro-Islam positions have been the cause of his anti-Biblical actions.

Listed below in chronological order are

(1) numerous records of his attacks on Biblical persons or organizations;

(2) examples of the hostility toward Biblical faith that have become evident in the past three years in the Obama-led military;

(3) a listing of his open attacks on Biblical values; and finally

(4) a listing of numerous incidents of his preferential deference for Islam’s activities and positions, including letting his Islamic advisors guide and influence his hostility toward people of Biblical faith.

1. Acts of hostility toward people of Biblical faith:

  • April 2008 – Obama speaks disrespectfully of Christians, saying they “cling to guns or religion” and have an “antipathy to people who aren’t like them.”1
  • February 2009 – Obama announces plans to revoke conscience protection for health workers who refuse to participate in medical activities that go against their beliefs, and fully implements the plan in February 2011.2
  • April 2009 – When speaking at Georgetown University, Obama orders that a monogram symbolizing Jesus’ name be covered when he is making his speech. 3
  • May 2009 – Obama declines to host services for the National Prayer Day (a day established by federal law) at the White House. 4
  • April 2009 – In a deliberate act of disrespect, Obama nominated three pro-abortion ambassadors to the Vatican; of course, the pro-life Vatican rejected all three. 5
  • October 19, 2010 – Obama begins deliberately omitting the phrase about “the Creator” when quoting the Declaration of Independence – an omission he has made on no less than seven occasions. 6
  • November 2010 – Obama misquotes the National Motto, substituting “E pluribus unum” rather than “In God We Trust” as established by federal law.7
  • January 2011 – After a federal law was passed to transfer a WWI Memorial in the Mojave Desert to private ownership, the U. S. Supreme Court ruled that the cross in the memorial could continue to stand, but the Obama administration refused to allow the land to be transferred as required by law, and refused to allow the cross to be re-erected as ordered by the Court.8
  • February 2011 – Although he filled posts in the State Department, for more than two years Obama did not fill the post of religious freedom ambassador, an official that works against religious persecution across the world; he filled it only after heavy pressure from the public and from Congress. 9
  • April 2011 – For the first time in American history, Obama urges passage of a non-discrimination law that does not contain hiring protections for religious groups, forcing religious organizations to hire according to federal mandates without regard to the dictates of their own faith, thus eliminating conscience protection in hiring. 10
  • August 2011 – The Obama administration releases its new health care rules that override religious conscience protections for medical workers in the areas of abortion and contraception.11
  • November 2011 – Obama opposes inclusion of President Franklin Roosevelt’s famous D-Day Prayer in the WWII Memorial. 12
  • November 2011 – Unlike previous presidents, Obama studiously avoids any religious references in his Thanksgiving speech.13
  • December 2011 – The Obama administration denigrates other countries’ religious beliefs as an obstacle to radical homosexual rights. 14
  • January 2012 – The Obama administration argues that the First Amendment provides no protection for churches and synagogues in hiring their pastors and rabbis. 15
  • February 2012 – The Obama administration forgives student loans in exchange for public service, but announces it will no longer forgive student loans if the public service is related to religion. 16

2. Acts of hostility from the Obama-led military toward people of Biblical faith:

  • June 2011 – The Department of Veterans Affairs forbids references to God and Jesus during burial ceremonies at Houston National Cemetery. 17
  • August 2011 – The Air Force stops teaching the Just War theory to officers in California because the course is taught by chaplains and is based on a philosophy introduced by St. Augustine in the third century AD – a theory long taught by civilized nations across the world (except America). 18
  • September 2011 – Air Force Chief of Staff prohibits commanders from notifying airmen of programs and services available to them from chaplains. 19
  • September 2011 – The Army issues guidelines for Walter Reed Medical Center stipulating that“No religious items (i.e. Bibles, reading materials and/or facts) are allowed to be given away or used during a visit.” 20
  • November 2011 – The Air Force Academy rescinds support for Operation Christmas Child, a program to send holiday gifts to impoverished children across the world, because the program is run by a Christian charity. 21
  • November 2011 – The Air Force Academy pays $80,000 to add a Stonehenge-like worship center for pagans, druids, witches and Wiccans. 22
  • February 2012 – The U. S. Military Academy at West Point disinvites three star Army general and decorated war hero Lieutenant General William G. (“Jerry”) Boykin (retired) from speaking at an event because he is an outspoken Christian. 23
  • February 2012 – The Air Force removes “God” from the patch of Rapid Capabilities Office (the word on the patch was in Latin: Dei).24
  • February 2012 – The Army orders Catholic chaplains not to read a letter to parishioners that their archbishop asked them to read.25

3. Acts of hostility toward Biblical values:

  • January 2009 – Obama lifts restrictions on U.S. government funding for groups that provide abortion services or counseling abroad, forcing taxpayers to fund pro-abortion groups that either promote or perform abortions in other nations.26
  • January 2009 – President Obama’s nominee for deputy secretary of state asserts that American taxpayers are required to pay for abortions and that limits on abortion funding are unconstitutional. 27
  • March 2009 – The Obama administration shut out pro-life groups from attending a White House-sponsored health care summit. 28
  • March 2009 – Obama orders taxpayer funding of embryonic stem cell research. 29
  • March 2009 – Obama gave $50 million for the UNFPA, the UN population agency that promotes abortion and works closely with Chinese population control officials who use forced abortions and involuntary sterilizations.30
  • May 2009 – The White House budget eliminates all funding for abstinence-only education and replaces it with “comprehensive” sexual education, repeatedly proven to increase teen pregnancies and abortions.31 He continues the deletion in subsequent budgets. 32
  • May 2009 – Obama officials assemble a terrorism dictionary calling pro-life advocates violent and charging that they use racism in their “criminal” activities. 33
  • July 2009 – The Obama administration illegally extends federal benefits to same-sex partners of Foreign Service and Executive Branch employees, in direction violation of the federal Defense of Marriage Act. 34
  • September 16, 2009 – The Obama administration appoints as EEOC Commissioner Chai Feldblum, who asserts that society should “not tolerate” any “private beliefs,” including religious beliefs, if they may negatively affect homosexual “equality.” 35
  • July 2010 – The Obama administration uses federal funds in violation of federal law to get Kenya to change its constitution to include abortion. 36
  • August 2010 – The Obama administration Cuts funding for 176 abstinence education programs.37
  • September 2010 – The Obama administration tells researchers to ignore a judge’s decisionstriking down federal funding for embryonic stem cell research.38
  • February 2011 – Obama directs the Justice Department to stop defending the federal Defense of Marriage Act.39
  • March 2011 – The Obama administration refuses to investigate videos showing Planned Parenthood helping alleged sex traffickers get abortions for victimized underage girls.40
  • July 2011 – Obama, against advice from senior officers, allows homosexuals to serve openly in the military, reversing a policy originally instituted by George Washington in March 1778.41
  • September 2011 – The Pentagon, against advice from senior officers, directs that military chaplains may perform same-sex marriages at military facilities in violation of the federal Defense of Marriage Act. 42
  • October 2011 – The Obama administration eliminates federal grants to the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops for their extensive programs that aid victims of human trafficking because the Catholic Church is anti-abortion.43

4. Acts of preferentialism for Islam:

  • May 2009 – While Obama does not host any National Day of Prayer event at the White House, he does host White House Iftar dinners in honor of Ramadan ( a Islamic Holy Month). 44
  • April 2010 – Christian leader Franklin Graham is disinvited from the Pentagon’s National Day of Prayer Event because of complaints from the Muslim community. 45
  • April 2010 – The Obama administration requires rewriting of government documents and a change in administration vocabularyto remove terms that are deemed offensive to Muslims, including jihad, jihadists, terrorists, radical Islamic, etc. 46
  • August 2010 – Obama speaks with great praise of Islam and condescendingly of Christianity. 47
  • August 2010 – Obama went to great lengths to speak out on multiple occasions on behalf of building an Islamic mosque at Ground Zero, while at the same time he was silent about a Christian church being denied permission to rebuild at that location. 48
  • 2010 – While every White House traditionally issues hundreds of official proclamations and statements on numerous occasions, this White House avoids traditional Biblical holidays and events but regularly recognizes major Muslim holidays, as evidenced by its 2010 statements on Ramadan, Eid-ul-Fitr, Hajj, and Eid-ul-Adha. 49
  • October 2011 – Obama’s Muslim advisers block Middle Eastern Christians’ access to the White House. 50
  • February 2012 – The Obama administration makes effulgent apologies for Korans being burned by the U. S. military, 51but when Bibles were burned by the military, numerous reasons were offered why it was the right thing to do.52

Many of these actions are unprecedented – this is the first time they have happened in four centuries of American history. The hostility of President Obama toward Biblical faith and values is without equal from any previous American president. If he has penalized Christians this much in 3/4th of his first term, just imagine how much further he will be able to turn toward Islam if he is allowed another term.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/barton-calls-obama-americas-most-biblically-hostile-u-s-president/

This needs to be sent to every God-fearing person you know.

So lets sum up shall we? It’s already a given that Obama has no respect or regard for the Constitution from previous documentable actions on his part. The 85% of people who are against Obamacare shows that he doesn’t give a rat’s ass about what “We the People” are telling him.

He apparently also has no respect for the Armed Forces he is in command of and no problem with taking credit for their heroic and brave actions ( the killing of Osama bin Laden comes to mind)

Finally is has quietly but insistently been giving the finger to the entire American Christian population and it’s inherent values upon which the founding fathers based this country.

I can understand why the serving Military has kept quiet about this, they have to, both because regulations under the UCMJ require it and because any talk about support for a challenger to his position could be interpreted as a prelude to a coup d’etat.

Veterans have had a decent track record of challenging Obama’s Administration on their liberal disrespect of Vets as it relates to religious rights but the liberal lame-o media see that this doesn’t get much air time outside the local area where the offense is occurring. If it does manage national attention they seem to do their level best to downplay it and then kill it from the news cycle as fast as possible.

The thing that I really want to know is why the Catholic Church is not screaming fire and brimstone laden condemnation from the pulpit every Sunday about how we need to be rid of this Demonic Liberal Anti Christ! Seriously folks, no kidding here.

The only respect they usually have for “separation of church and state” is a one way street revolving around the government trying to tell them they have to do anything the rest of the employers in the US have to do and avoiding being taxed as a corporation. When it comes to attempting to regulate you and my life according to their religious beliefs they have no compunction about trampling that separation as much and as often as it suits them. So why then are they so deafeningly silent now?

Where is the Papal condemnation of Obama for his flagrant disrespect of the largest religion in the US? Why are the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton so silent over Obama’s behavior? IN general all three weigh in regularly regardless of the appropriateness of doing so with regard to the weight of the situation or its directly affecting their sphere of concern. Yet here when their sphere of concern IS threatened you can hear the crickets and buzzing of mosquitoes over their comments they are so silent!

The same goes for all the black Baptist preachers that rallied to Obama’s Campaign in 2008. Where are they now? They have seen the Hope & Change, the damage and disrespect of America, Our Military, Our dominant National Religion, the Bible our Social & Moral values and the kowtowing to Muslims and foreigners first hand, yet they too are silent. No a peep of protest one single solitary sermon on condemnation of the Incumbent Presidential Candidate, at least of any weight or consequence.

Past actions by these religious groups and personages and well a logic dictate they should be so incensed as to be nearly an angry mob screaming for the crucifixion of the Black Messiah for being the Anti Christ but alas it is not so. Could this be the sin of pride we are witnessing? Are they too prideful to admit they were wrong and duped in 2008? Too afraid of looking stupid? Of having to admit that they are not the infallible conduits to God they promote themselves as?

These black religious leaders are going to have to make a hard choice and soon. However they best make it carefully because it WILL be remembered and they WILL be judged by it. IF they are going to withdraw inside their church and proclaim this a temporal matter further citing the Separation of Church & State as proof of this then they best stick to that story when iot comes to meddling in temporal political affairs in the future lest the back lash they receive find them treated like the defacto corporations and lobbying groups they really have become. Otherwise they need to decide, are the Black blindly supporting Obama for a free  Entitlement ride because he’s black with wonton disregard for what this current liberal socialistic path is doing to the survivability of our Country, or are they AMERICANS with American standards mores and values willing to stand up for them and protest the violation of these things by a badly elected President?

You don’t have to take my word for it however. How about the word of a former Libertarian Vice-Presidential candidate and a noted LAs Vegas odds maker with a proven track rerod for calling Presidential races correctly instead of me? HE has an even larger list of those Obama has managed to alienate, disrespect and outright screw by Executive Order.

Wayne Allyn Root is a former Libertarian vice presidential nominee. He now serves as Chairman of the Libertarian National Campaign Committee. He is the best-selling author of “The Conscience of a Libertarian: Empowering the Citizen Revolution with God, Guns, Gold & Tax Cuts.”

Most political predictions are made by biased pollsters, pundits, or prognosticators who are either rooting for Republicans or Democrats. I am neither. I am a former Libertarian Vice Presidential nominee, and a well-known Vegas oddsmaker with one of the most accurate records of predicting political races.

Neither Obama nor Romney are my horses in the race. I believe both Republicans and Democrats have destroyed the U.S. economy and brought us to the edge of economic disaster. My vote will go to Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson in November, whom I believe has the most fiscally conservative track record of any Governor in modern U.S. political history. Without the bold spending cuts of a Gary Johnson or Ron Paul, I don’t believe it’s possible to turnaround America.

But as an oddsmaker with a pretty remarkable track record of picking political races, I play no favorites. I simply use common sense to call them as I see them. Back in late December I released my New Years Predictions. I predicted back then- before a single GOP primary had been held, with Romney trailing for months to almost every GOP competitor from Rick Perry to Herman Cain to Newt- that Romney would easily rout his competition to win the GOP nomination by a landslide. I also predicted that the presidential race between Obama and Romney would be very close until election day. But on election day, Romney will win by a landslide similar to Reagan-Carter in 1980.

Understanding history, today I am even more convinced of a resounding Romney victory. Thirty-two years ago at this moment in time, Reagan was losing by 9 points to Carter. Romney is right now running even in polls. So why do most pollsters give Obama the edge?

First, most pollsters are missing one ingredient- common sense. Here is my gut instinct: not one American who voted for McCain four years ago will switch to Obama. Not one in all the land. But many millions of people who voted for an unknown Obama four years ago are angry, disillusioned, turned off, or scared about the future. Voters know Obama now- and that is a bad harbinger.

Now to an analysis of the voting blocks that matter in U.S. politics:

*Black voters. Obama has nowhere to go but down among this group. His endorsement of gay marriage has alienated many black church-going Christians. He may get 88% of their vote instead of the 96% he got in 2008. This is not good news for Obama.

*Hispanic voters. Obama has nowhere to go but down among this group. If Romney picks Rubio as his VP running-mate the GOP may pick up an extra 10% to 15% of Hispanic voters (plus lock down Florida). This is not good news for Obama.

*Jewish voters. Obama has been weak in his support of Israel. Many Jewish voters and big donors are angry and disappointed. I predict Obama’s Jewish support drops from 78% in 2008 to the low 60’s. This is not good news for Obama.

*Youth voters. Obama’s biggest and most enthusiastic believers from 4 years ago have graduated into a job market from hell. Young people are disillusioned, frightened, and broke- a bad combination. The enthusiasm is long gone. Turnout will be much lower among young voters, as will actual voting percentages. This not good news for Obama.

*Catholic voters. Obama won a majority of Catholics in 2008. That won’t happen again. Out of desperation to please women, Obama went to war with the Catholic Church over contraception. Now he is being sued by the Catholic Church. Majority lost. This is not good news for Obama.

*Small Business owners. Because I ran for Vice President last time around, and I’m a small businessman myself, I know literally thousands of small business owners. At least 40 percent of them in my circle of friends, fans and supporters voted for Obama 4 years ago to “give someone different a chance.” I warned them that he would pursue a war on capitalism and demonize anyone who owned a business…that he’d support unions over the private sector in a big way…that he’d overwhelm the economy with spending and debt. My friends didn’t listen. Four years later, I can’t find one person in my circle of small business owner friends voting for Obama. Not one. This is not good news for Obama.

*Blue collar working class whites. Do I need to say a thing? White working class voters are about as happy with Obama as Boston Red Sox fans feel about the New York Yankees. This is not good news for Obama.

*Suburban moms. The issue isn’t contraception…it’s having a job to pay for contraception. Obama’s economy frightens these moms. They are worried about putting food on the table. They fear for their children’s future. This is not good news for Obama.

*Military Veterans. McCain won this group by 10 points. Romney is winning by 24 points. The more our military vets got to see of Obama, the more they disliked him. This is not good news for Obama.

Add it up. Is there one major group where Obama has gained since 2008? Will anyone in America wake up on election day saying “I didn’t vote for Obama four years ago. But he’s done such a fantastic job, I can’t wait to vote for him today.” Does anyone feel that a vote for Obama makes their job more secure?

Forget the polls. My gut instincts as a Vegas oddsmaker and common sense small businessman tell me this will be a historic landslide and a world-class repudiation of Obama’s radical and risky socialist agenda. It’s Reagan-Carter all over again.

But I’ll give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.

NOTHING in a political race is a certainty until the final vote is tallied and the winner is officially declared. However I DO know THIS for a CERTANITY, if the Military & Veterans and their combined families along with the religious right refuse to vote for Obama, IRREGARDLESS of whom they DO  actually vote for, Obama will NOT have another four more years to do even worse than he already has to us because he no longer has to worry about throttling it back because he needs to win re-election. THAT my friends is CERTAIN FACT.

 

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a Leprechaun, or if you absolutely must a Dragon. Again this election is not so much about who gets elected as it is who DOES NOT GET RE-ELECTED.

I’m the Lethal Leprechaun and I wrote, starred in, paid for, expressed my opinion and bloody damned well approve of this message and if you have half a brain in your head irregardless of your political affiliation you’ll approve of it too!

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Good Morning Campers!
Those of you who’ve been paying attention probably realize that I’ve been at school all week, as a matter of fact, I’m writing this from my  hotel room.  I’ve been at the Fishers Fire Dept (big round of applause for those guys, they were tremendous hosts!) where I’ve been taking FEMA’s L449 Class.  Well, just so you know, L449 is called ICS 100 through 400 Train-the-Trainer.  And in a nut shell, it means that I am now a certified FEMA instructor.  Ain’t that somethin’!
So, other than that, it’s been a pretty slow week around casa de dragon.  There are a couple of things that I want you guys to remember as you go through today’s ezine.  First of all, remember that the videos need to be watched from the website.  http://dragonlaffs.com
and please remember to give us a rating before you leave the website.  The stars are right there over the header picture.  Which today, includes a picture of me, landing on the roof of the Fisher’s Fire Deptment and getting ready for class!  I know, it’s a really good likeness of me and I look really handsome.
Thank you, thank you….now, how’s about we get on with this cookout, shall we?
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This is truly fantastic.  I highly recommend opening it up to full screen and turning up the volume….and remember….you can only see the videos by going to the website at http://dragonlaffs.com

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Explanation: Many wonders are visible when flying over the Earth at night. A compilation of such visual spectacles was captured recently from the International Space Station (ISS) and set to rousing music. Passing below are white clouds, orange city lights, lightning flashes in thunderstorms, and dark blue seas. On the horizon is the golden haze of Earth’s thin atmosphere, frequently decorated by dancing auroras as the video progresses. Thegreen parts of auroras typically remain below the space station, but the station flies right through the red and purple auroral peaks. Solar panels of the ISS are seen around the frame edges. The ominous wave of approaching brightness at the end of each sequence is just the dawn of the sunlit half of Earth, a dawn that occurs every 90 minutes.

 

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The White House was urged by the U.S. Senate Tuesday
to reveal who leaked sensitive national security secrets
to the New York Times. Yesterday we learned conclusive
proof that Muammar Khadafy and Osama bin Laden are
dead. They both registered to vote in Chicago.

 

 


 

The U.S. is calling for fair elections in Cambodia.

To which the Cambodians are saying “You first!”

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Mitt Romney had trouble remembering the word doughnut
while ordering breakfast at an Iowa diner counter last
week. He needs to work on that. It’s considered a sign
of cultural respect toward police and labor unions to
know how to pronounce their soul food.


This is the perfect visual rendition of what it’s like to try and leave FaceBook.
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John Edwards was reported to be considering returning
to politics in North Carolina. Don’t bet against him. Any
man who can talk a widow out of a million dollars and
use it to hide his pregnant mistress from his dying wife
while running for president, then convince his jury he
did nothing wrong has, what lots of people call,
good people skills.

 

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What a great idea!  LOL.  I’m gonna have to try that with someone!  If I can work it out I’ll show you guys the finished product.

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If her husband believes that, then I’ve got a bridge to sell him.  Low miles, only driven across by a little old lady on Sundays.  Or maybe some ocean front property in Wyoming.

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Could that be our own leprechaun hiding behind his hand?  Nah!  There wouldn’t be that many full glasses.  He’d of had 4 or 5 of them emptied before the last one was poured!

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There are two sides to every story.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is in movie theaters
about a young Lincoln who swings his ax to kill zombies.
Hollywood can’t just appropriate great men and use them
for horror movies. What’s next, Robert E. Lee: Assistant Football
Coach at Penn State?

The Southern Baptist Convention held their national convention
in New Orleans this past week. They don’t believe in
drinking or smoking or dancing or pre-marital sex. The convention
is the worst thing to hit the New Orleans economy
since Hurricane Katrina.

More colleges are offering four year degrees in three years
to cut back on tuition costs. Students like the idea of getting
out a year earlier. The only reason to have a fourth and even
fifth year of college is when the draft is in effect. Which brings
up the question from student athletes, “What’s a degree?”

Mitt Romney will address the NAACP Convention in Houston
in July. It’s courageous for a Republican to speak before
that strongly Democratic group. When you spent the Vietnam
War in Paris you have got to take your combat experience
wherever you can get it.

USA Today released a poll showing confidence in the
U.S. public schools at an all-time low. There’s also no confidence
in churches and banks and TV news. Civilization is the process
of realizing that except for your astrologer and hair stylist,
you can’t trust anyone.

The Southern Baptist Convention last week elected Reverend
Fred Luther their first black president in history. Whites fell in
love with Luther’s ministry when black and white congregations
had to worship together in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. The
White House didn’t waste any time Friday blaming the
racial harmony on George W. Bush.

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This is just too much the sweetest thing!  If this doesn’t bring at least a smile to your face or a tear to your eye, then got check yourself in to maintenance cause you’re broken!

 

And of course, as should be expected, someone had to parody this great video…

Okay, even though it’s in really bad taste, you have to admit that it’s funny as hell!

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As many of you know, our dear green friend and fellow laff-miester, Lethal Leprechaun lives in southern Texas.  I got an email from him the other day…

  “Hey Impish, you’re never going to believe what happened to me, today.  I was almost a hero!  Yup, I was walking down along the border this morning and I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River!  It was awful!  He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.  I didn’t know what to do!

Along with him was this Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of this huge-assed backpack full of drugs that was strapped to his back!  It was really bad!

I knew if they didn’t get help, they’d surely drown!  I was running up and down the bank, I didn’t know what to do.

Then I remembered!  Not only am I a brave and honorable member of my beloved Ireland, I was also a responsible and upstanding Texan and it was my duty and responsibility to help all of those in distress.  So  I immediately informed the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office, the Texas Rangers, and Texas Homeland Security!

As of this time I’m writing to you, it’s almost 1600 hrs and both of them have drowned.  None of the authorities have shown up!  Can you believe it?  No one responded!  I’m really sorry now that I wasted those 3 stamps!”

That’s alright my friend….you’re still a hero to me!

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Here now is an opinion piece from factcheck.org.  Check out their link.  I’ve been to their wonderful website before, but this is such a good piece, complete in its entirety, that I just had to copy the entire thing.  As you can see from the Editor’s note at the beginning, this is not the original posting of this piece, but I’ve left in all the links for your to peruse at your leisure.  My question is….Why shouldn’t we expect the truth from our candidates?

If you wish to see the article in it’s natural habitat, the link is here.

Why the Truth Still Matters

Editor’s note: A version of this opinion piece by our director, Brooks Jackson, first appeared on the website of the United Kingdom’s Guardian newspaper under the headline “Fact-checking the truthiness of the 2012 campaign” and is re-posted here with permission.

Let’s face it, voters love to hear falsehoods.

Mitt Romney proclaims that President Obama’s health care law is a “federal takeover of the U.S. health care system,” and his supporters approve. Obama’s people nodded in agreement when the president said “if you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.”

But both claims are false.

The truth about Romney’s claim is that the federal government accounted for 43.6 percent of all U.S. health care spending in 2009, before the law was signed, and government actuaries predict that in 2015, when the law is fully effective, that will rise to 47.4 percent. What’s more, much or most of that 3.8 percentage point increase would have happened anyway as the postwar baby boom generation reaches age 65 and goes on Medicare. So the law is no “takeover.” Rather, it’s a modest, incremental change in the existing system.

The truth about Obama’s claim is that under the new law, about 3 million to 5 million fewer persons will obtain health coverage from their employers — including some employees who will drop coverage voluntarily. And though it’s quite unlikely, the number could be as high as 20 million, according to the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office. So lots of people won’t be able to keep the plan they like, and will have to go shopping for another.

And these are just two of the bogus claims being fed to voters in the 2012 presidential election. Some other recent examples:

All those statements are false, or grossly distorted.

And there’s plenty more where those whoppers came from. Romney’s job-creation record in Massachusetts is either the best or worst in the nation, depending on which side is spinning the numbers. Similarly, his supporters exaggerate his record of job creation as head of Bain Capital, while Obama and his allies engage in lemon-picking Bain’s worst failures.

Both sides dissemble about the nation’s worst fiscal problems. Romney complains of huge deficits and rising debt and an “inferno” of spending he attributes to Obama, ignoring the fact that revenues are also low by historical standards. And Obama, while trashing Romney’s suggestions, proposes nothing to avoid a 25 percent cut in Social Security benefits that the system’s trustees say is looming in 2033 unless changes are made.

And all this is mild compared with the savage and malicious lies circulating on the Internet and in social media. It is not true, for example, that the new health care law will impose a 3.8 percent tax on the sales price of every home, or that it will require Medicare premiums to double, or that Muslims will be exempted from the requirement to obtain coverage.

Suffice to say, deceit is all too common in the 2012 campaign.

It’s easy to blame the politicians who say these things. And at FactCheck.org, we certainly don’t excuse them; we see our mission as holding politicians accountable for their falsehoods. But politicians aren’t the only ones responsible.

Consider: If unpleasant truths would get candidates elected, they would state them frankly. But they seldom do that, because so few of us in the public want to hear unpleasant truths. Stating such things is considered a gaffe.

Furthermore, humans naturally filter out evidence that weighs against what they want to believe. It’s called “confirmation bias,” and we all have it. So candidates tell us what we want to hear.

Political campaigns are not public-policy seminars. The candidate’s goal is not to inform, but to persuade and motivate. Candidates make false claims, and grossly exaggerate, because they believe that fires up their supporters and triggers the biases of potential supporters.

This has been going on for a long time. Lying to the public was common in the ancient Greek democracy 2,500 years ago. One classics scholar summarized: “In short, nothing aside from the knowledge of the audience and the limits of plausibility restrained the orator from inventing falsehoods and distorting the truth.” The same could be said today.

And yet, facts and truth still matter. It’s a fact that federal spending remains at its highest level relative to gross domestic product than at any time since 1946, however much Democrats resist and demonize attempts to restrain the growth of entitlements. It’s also a fact that federal revenues are at their lowest level since 1950, however much Republicans deny that tax cuts have contributed to the unsustainable deficits and growing debt they decry. If the U.S. is not to end up like Greece, both those truths must be considered.

Sensible voters can still decide elections – but they shouldn’t expect the unbiased truth from 30-second TV spots, or partisan talking points repeated endlessly on cable networks. But to be sensible, a voter must first ask, “Does that claim sound too good – or too much like what I want to hear — to be true?” That’s where the search for the sometimes unwelcome truth begins.

– Brooks Jackson

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