Watching the news where the FBI is talking about where they stopped an attack on New Years Eve by an 18-year-old who was planning a terrorist attack in North Carolina. He wanted to target Jews, Christians, and members of the LGB…whatever. He thought he was talking to members of the Islamist community and was really talking to FBI agents.

At the same time, I’m watching all the craziness that’s going on with the childcare centers, Medicare centers, COVID relief, etc. that are accused of fraud.

And Trump is talking about building a freaking arch to go along with his ballroom.

Happy New Year.

Matthew 24 warns us that this is going to happen. In verse 8, “All these are but the beginning of the birth pains.” Other places in the verse it talks about wars and rumors of wars, nations rising against nation, famines and earthquakes in various places.  Jesus goes on to say that Christians will be hated by all nations for His name’s sake. There will be many false prophets leading people astray, lawlessness will be increased and the love of many will grow cold.

Gee, I can feel those birth pain contractions around us right now. 

And how about that, Mamdani revoked the antisemitism executive orders as his first act in office.  I’m so not surprised. I’ll never go to New York again if I can possibly help it.

So, enough of this opening rant, what do you say we move on to the laffs portion of Dragon Laffs, shall we?

 

That’s my Pepper Dragon!

 

 

Pretty amazing, if true.

 

 

Q: How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A: It’s clogged up with paper plates.

Joe, Joe, Joe … you are going to get me in so much trouble.

 

 

Mostly peaceful protests…

 

 

Not everyone will get that one.

 

 

Right?

 

 

Yeah, that would be me…

 

 

Always, always, ALWAYS keep that forefront in your mind!

 

 

A generously endowed young lady at college often got teased by her sorority sisters for being so top-heavy.

At a fraternity party, a young man asked her what she would like to drink.

“Diet soda, please,” she replied.

“Oh, you must be the double D.” he said.

The girl was furious, wondering which of her so-called friends had divulged such personal information. “And just what do you mean by that?” she snapped.

Surprised at her angry response, the young man meekly answered, “Oh, you know — the Designated Driver.”

Sigh!

 

 

The year is 2234….

D: Hey, Mike, what’s that you have?

M: Oh, hi Dave, that’s something very secret the boys in the lab are working on…

D: Come on, give me a look…

M: Well OK then. This will be THE big breakthrough in data presentation and storage. Here, let me show you. See this wafer-thin white display unit?

D: What? is that a full display?? That thin?

M: Yep. And see this pointer here? When I move it across the display, it leaves a trail, so I can write directly on the display, and the display will store the image.

D: That’s fantastic. Where is the drive unit?

M: This is it. It doesn’t need any other resources. No power, no batteries, no nothing.

D: What an incredible discovery…

M: Now look at this.

D: Oh, your closing the unit. Well, I can do that as well with my notebook.

M: Hey, yes, but look I can fold it many times. See? Now it fits in my wallet.

D: So you can always carry it with you…Brilliant!  Hey, let me hold it for a moment? Gee, it’s so light!!! I’m dreaming!!

M: No, you’re not dreaming. Look, now I open it up again. See the image is still there. Now watch…

D: Hey, you’re ripping the unit to pieces. What a waste!!

M: Yes, but look, I can hold them together, and the image is restored. This material is fantastic.

D: Incredible. Can’t do that with my flashcard. Ha, ha… What are you doing now? You’re jumping up and down in the display!… Oh, my God, it’s still working! Say Mike what is the safe storage time for the unit?

M: Oh, they say it will be a few centuries at least, perhaps even longer than a thousand years without too much degradation.

D: Gee, must be some stable magnetic fields they use.

M: Yes. The boys at Microsoft-Intel claim it will do away with monitors, computers, notebooks… They’ll release it early next year, when they have finished the colour version. This is only a Black and White gamma
release.

D: What is it going to be called?

M: Paper35

Saw it coming, but it’s perfect, Joe!

 

 

Sad, but true!

 

 

Hope it comes with a raise!

 

 

And it’s not just in Minnesota!

 

Joe’s bragging now…

Not to brag, but I just went into another room and actually remembered why I went in there.

It was the

bathroom, but still….

Absolutely!

 

 

One of our major discussion points in the jail all the time!

 

 

And there you have the current democratic party in a nutshell! The PERFECT example. 

And finally, Joe gives us wishes for the next year and the next decade…

 

The year in whoppers: Joe Biden’s STILL gaslighting on inflation, Zohran Mamdani’s flipping the Gaza script and more

If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, Adam and Eve’s children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the Earth to have become populated.

This is proof positive that Alabama was, at one time, the Garden of Eden.

Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. 

He never learned to read, so when he married and opened a current account, he signed his cheques simply “XX”.

Eventually he started his own business, which immediately prospered.

He soon was a very rich man. One day, he got a call from his bank. “Mr. Schwartz,” said the banker, “I need to ask you about this cheque. 

We weren’t sure you had really signed it. All these years you’ve been signing your cheques ‘XX’, but we just got one that was signed with three XXX’s…”

Mr. Schwartz answered, “No problem, my friend. It’s just that since I’ve become so wealthy, my wife thought I ought to have a middle name.”

I’m Straight-Up Laughing My You-Know-What Off At These 33 Pictures That I’m Convinced Are IMPOSSIBLE To Keep A Straight Face At

And that’s it my friends. Until next time my friends, may God Bless you all with Love and Happiness.

Holy cow! Two-thousand, five-hundred Dragon Laffs! What a way to start the new year! In June, it will be 20 years. 

Twenty years!

128 issues a year.

11 issues a month.

3 issues a week.

On the average, of course.

You know, when I started this gig, I would have never figured on hitting this mark. It just goes to show you how much good friends and family influence your efforts. In other words …

Love you guys.  Let’s get to this thing, shall we?

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. 

“Nothing,” said the woman.

Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?” 

“Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’s Day, you don’t even tell me so much as “Thank you.” 

“Why should I?” he said. “Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father’s Day gift.” 

“Yes,” she said, “but I’m their real mother.”

 

 

REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES


Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That’s uphill!

How do I get water into this beaker?

 

 

Yup, AI generated…just having fun.

 

 

There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical, since it was an athletic scholarship. 

When Tim found out about the scholarship, he called his friends all to come over to his house to help him celebrate. They got plastered, and several of the friends had “donated” marjuana. 

The next morning, realizing that he would be asked to provide a urine sample, he knew the marijuana would show up in it. He had a brainstorm!! 

Calling his girlfriend on the phone, he said, “Hey, Patti — I need a favour. Can you give me a small jar of urine? I’ll need it for the physical tomorrow, and we kinda let things go here.” 

Patti agreed, and within an hour, she came over, carrying a small mayo jar of yellow liquid. 

Tim thanked her, and he proceeded to take the “sample” to the college physical with him the next day. When the doctor asked him for a sample, he went into the restroom, and poured the urine Patti had given him into the vial. 

All was fine — he thought!!

Two days later, the athletic director at the college called Tim, and said, “I’m afraid we have to withdraw the scholarship offer.” 

“WHY?” asked Tim.

“We just cannot,” said the A.D., “have a pregnant man on our football team!” 

 

 

This was ALL IZZY.  She wears shorts year-round, is convinced there is something wrong with her and orders things online she doesn’t need. She actually sent me this meme.

 

 

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. 

After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?” 

“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” he explained. “It took us awhile to find a new pilot.”

A chicken walks into a library and up to the desk.

“Buk”, says the chicken.

So the librarian gives him a book. The chicken leaves with the book and returns five minutes later.

“Buk,” he says.

So, the librarian gives him another book. This goes on about eight more times, until finally the librarian leaves the library and goes outside on break in back where there’s a pond.

The chicken is standing on the edge of the pond tossing the books to a frog on a lily pad.

The chicken says, “Buk, Buk” and the frog says, “Reddit, Reddit”.

I’ll show myself out.

Me: Are Medusa’s pubes snakes, too? 

Accountant: I meant questions about your tax return.

 

 

More AI fun!

 

 

Interviewer: What’s your greatest strength? 

Me: Getting out of corn mazes. 

Interviewer: Uhm…okay. And your greatest weakness? 

Me: I keep finding myself unexpectedly in corn mazes. 

Interviewer: [Realizes he’s in a corn maze] What the hell? 

Me: Guess the is my time to shine.

 

 

On holiday in Spain I saw a sign saying English speaking doctor. I thought what a great idea! We should have them in our country!

Costco Cashier: Did you find everything you were looking for? 

Me: First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this stuff.

 

 

I had this one night stand, and I felt so bad about it…

So, the next morning, I raced out and bought another one for the other side of my bed.

And that’s it for #2500.  Thanks for being here for all it my friends. May God Bless you and keep you for the next 2500!

Saturday in January. I can’t believe it’s 2026 already.

You know, I can remember being a kid in school, real young, and thinking to myself, you know, in the year 2000, I’ll be over 40 years old! Holy cow! I can’t IMAGINE being that old. I’ll be a real adult and everything. 

Then I blinked and I’m an old man. I have NO IDEA where the time went. I mean, I remember all the things that happened, but they happened SO FAST!

I guess it’s true what they say, time sure flies when you’re having fun.

So, what do you say we make some time fly …

 

It’s all a matter of perspective.

 

 

Those that I have experienced:
Exulansis
Jouska
Liberosis
Mauerbauertraurigkeit
Rubatosis
Bellichor
Odd, isn’t it. I do like the last one and agree that it needs a name. I get the same feeling in libraries.  All those wonderful, glorious books and no where NEAR enough time to read them all.

 

 

And THAT would be pure heaven!

 

 

I know that one!  It’s a Christmas Carol!

 

 

Let’s switch to the NIV for readability sakes, shall we? 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 
1 Now, brothers and sisters, I want to remind you of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand.
2 By this gospel you are saved, if you hold firmly to the word I preached to you. Otherwise, you have believed in vain.
3 For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures,
4 that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day according to the Scriptures
Verses 3 and 4 tell the whole story. Christ died for our sins, he was buried and on the third day he rose from the dead. That explains it all right there. If you need more of an explanations, let me know and I’ll happily explain it deeper for you.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

 

 

Also known as: Mess around and find out. You know, I’ve heard people say, “Would you really take someone’s LIFE over STUFF?” You know, a better question to ask is, “Why would you risk your LIFE over SOMEONE ELSE’S stuff?” Once you cross my threshold without my permission, I have no idea what your intentions are. But, since you did it without my permission AND since my threshold was locked, I can only make the assumption that your intentions are evil and I will ALWAYS face evil with lethal force.

 

 

AND….do you know who His Bride is? 

The Church

AND…do you know who The Church is?

Well, it sure isn’t some building somewhere. It is all believers and followers and disciples of Christ. If you have been saved, you are part of the Church.

 

 

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

 

 

I work with a bunch of guys like that.

 

 

If I had a peak that would take one…

 

 

Ahh, Seafood!

 

I’ve started a new “paid” website called Older Fans.

It’s where people come to see what new injury I have and guess how I got it.

If you ever helped push a car, ran beside it, jumped in at the last second, dropped it into gear, and popped the clutch … you lived through a legendary time.

Today’s kids will never understand.

 

 

You heard about this scam, right? This 23 year-old investigative reporter uncovered … well … exposed it all.  It was estimated that it’s happening in other states as well and could be as high as one trillion dollars with all the scams going on. 20% to 25% of our entire nations budget.  Oh and Tim Waltz … he says it’s just another example of us white folks trying to keep the dark folks down.

What an ass-hat.

Here’s a link to the video the young guy put out on X  HERE

And here is a very good article from AFN on the whole thing HERE

Time is Irish.  The perseverance, the melancholia, the last name O’Clock, etc.

 

 

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one hears it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.
Just in case…

I had a girlfriend in high school who kissed like that.

 

 

I believe in you.

I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Finland has just closed their borders.

No one will be crossing the finish line.

If a drummer comes out of retirement will there be repercussions?

And that’s it my friends, until next time…

Well, it’s here.  The New Year. 2026. 

Our Dear Holy and Heavenly Father, we thank thee most humbly for all the blessings we’ve received in the previous year, the friendships we’ve made and the bounty you’ve bestowed unto us. We know that everything that has happened to us has all been part of your plan. We ask, dear Lord that you continue to bless us throughout this new coming year, that we continue to follow in your path and have faith in your plan. We thank you for the sacrifice that your Son has made for the forgiveness of our sins and ask for your bounty continue to grace us in 2026. In Jesus’ name we pray. Amen.

I can’t think of a better way to start the New Year with my friends and family here at Dragon Laffs then to ask for the Lord’s blessing on us all.

I hope that all of you are well this morning.  That everyone had designated drivers.  Makes me wonder if I ought to send this out a day early on Wednesday to remind everyone, lol.

So, let’s get into the laughter, shall we?

 

Which doesn’t surprise any of us.

 

 

Because so many people think that you are because of what you do for a living.

 

 

Looks like the old “C-Rations” but I’m not sure what the “Type K” designator means. But that is what the old C-Rats were like, right down to the cigarettes and the little chocolate bar.

 

 

And get shot in the back as you do.

 

 

I think I may need professional help…

A chef, a butler, and a maid should do it.

Some people don’t understand that sitting in your own house in peace, eating snacks and minding your own business is priceless. 

And reading…don’t forget reading.

Last night’s staff party.

 

 

That has got to be the most perfect description I have ever read!

 

 

As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th season, I would like to congratulate myself for NEVER watching a single episode.

Walmart is opening dental offices in some of its stores. There will be an express lane for people with 12 teeth or less.

I have 1,000 Mars bars in my fridge and my mate has 1 in his.
I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person.
This is how celebrity charity appeals work.

 

 

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive?

I just did and apparently will not be allowed on this airline again…

As our Father in Heaven…

 

 

Poignant! 

My wife bet me $1,000 I couldn’t turn spaghetti into a car…
you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

The worst part of being a parent is realizing that all your children’s most obnoxious traits are probably your fault.

Don’t understand why iPhone chargers aren’t called Apple Juice but okay.

I’m in a Wal-Mart parking lot watching a woman who can’t remember where she parked.  Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.

 

 

The remainder of the New Year memes…

 

Yeah, that one should have been for last night, but actually can be useful for ANY night! Please don’t drink and drive … or smoke and drive … or chew gummies and drive … or … well, you get the idea. Please be stone cold sober and drive, always.

 

 

And that’s it my friends, may you have a great start to 2026. May you have a blessed year.

Happy Monday!  I hope everyone had a wonderful weekend. We are working our way toward New Year.  I can’t believe how fast this year has gone.  But, it’s like they say, life is like a roll of toilet paper … and they’re right, it’s definitely going by faster.

So, let’s stop wasting time and get into the fun stuff, shall we?

Please make it soon, Lord.

 

 

From our dear Sasquatch:

Keep that in mind.  We all know someone who is possibly suffering from depression, there is a HUGE difference between trying to “cheer someone up” and “comforting them.”

 

 

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by…

Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy cupcakes.

 

And under the category of REALLY BAD IDEA! …

IDOLIZING

A POLITICIAN

IS LIKE BELIEVING THE

STRIPPER REALLY

LIKES YOU!

The longer I live, the more convinced I am that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

 

 

“When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.”

–  Socrates

 

 

Women have only 2 problems:

1.  Nothing to wear.

2.  No room for all their clothes.

 

 

The older you get the more you realize how precious life is. You have no desire for drama, conflict, or stress. You just want good friends, a cozy home, food on the table, and people who make you happy.

 

 

Marriage is not about a beautiful wedding, fancy homes, cute kids, nice cars and white picket fences.  Marriage is hospital stays, working long hours, fighting through struggles, paying bills, and keeping the faith and staying together through it all.

And that’s it my friends.  May God Bless you and keep you until next time.