And here it is, still Saturday night and I’m now working on Thursday’s issue.  So, I went to a funeral this afternoon.  Our pastor gave a GREAT service.  I truly love hearing him preach.  But, other than that, I really don’t have anything to say right now, so I’m going to go ahead and start with the memes and funny stuff and maybe add to the wordiness of this later.

If you miss traveling, grab your suitcase, throw it down the stairs, hit it with a blunt object, and pretend you just flew with United.

This one is from our local wood carver, Stephen who says that he made this next one for a nurse he met at one of his hospital visits:

I think that’s pretty awesome Stephen.  Nice job.

I thought only redheads got Gingivitis.

Sewing Dragon…because we’re everywhere!

Never tell your personal problems to your co-workers.

80% don’t care and 20% are glad.

A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

“Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks.

“My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talking to me for a month.”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing.  You know…a little peace and quiet?”

“Yeah, but today’s the last day.”

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I’d come in 4th place.  That way, I wouldn’t need to walk up to the podium.

This is NOT what I thought of when you said, “Seafood” for dinner.

Some Stranger, Somewhere, Remembers You Because You Were Kind To Them.

Don’t be afraid of being different, be afraid of being the same as everyone else.

The dots are practically, almost touching each other, and people STILL cannot connect them.

I never thought I’d be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise.

I was right.

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Wanna make a car dealer uncomfortable, just say… “Tell me if you can hear this.”

Then get in the trunk and start screaming.

We live in a time when intelligent people are being silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended.

A man taking estrogen and then announcing he is biologically a woman is as delusional as me taking vitamin C and announcing I am now a citrus fruit.

Why are hallways in psychiatric hospitals call “hallways”?  Shouldn’t they be called psycho paths?

Her: Welcome to my she shed.

Gynecologist:  Please stop calling it that.

I think I’ve run this next one before, but it made me laugh so hard, that it’s worth running again.

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says, “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Before we close this issue out, we’re going to run a special picture sequence.  21 pictures of …

#1  Hmmm

#2  I Love You

#3  A Beautiful Place

#4  This Kiss

#5  Ohhh

#6  Immersing Myself In Nature

#7  Nature Censored This Safety Sign At Work So I Can Post It Without NSFW Label

#8  Sleeping Lady Mountain, Alaska

#9  Cacti Gone Wild

#10  Tree With Bums

#11  Not Sure What I Did To Annoy Mother Nature, but…

#12  Elephant

13  Nature Is Full Of Wonder

#14  So Sexy

#15  A Gift From Mother Nature

#16  Far From Accidental

#17  Life Stops For Nothing

#18  That’s Nature

#19  How Baby Carrots Are Made

#20  Picasso

#21  The Magical Tree Lady (and a pure classic!)

And that’s it my friends.  I hope you enjoyed this extra issue.  May God Bless you all with Love and Happiness until we meet again.