Good Morning Campers,
Well, it seems as though the last issue published as it was supposed to, so I guess this platform works at least. As much of a pain in the ass as it is. Any port in the storm.
Maybe it’s a government conspiracy to keep Impish Dragon’s voice off the internet. You know it’s not like Faceblock where they can stop you anytime they want, I can say anything I want to here and the only ones I have to worry about here are the FBI, NSA, CIA … okay, so I guess I DO have stuff to worry about.
So maybe in light of all of that, we ought to, oh I don’t know, laugh?
I got my glasses fixed.
My girlfriend sat on them
It was my own fault though.
I should’ve taken them off.
Can I be the first one to say, “YUCK!”
This message needs to get out to pretty much everyone these days …
Just because you are offended – doesn’t mean you are right!
Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch to show them what I am capable of.
Woman: Do you have any batteries?
Clerk: Sure come this way. (wiggles finger)
Woman: If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need batteries.
Izzy Dragon’s baby picture.
Oh, the good old days!
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated.
She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
The Manhattan Style makes me think that there might be OTHER styles.