Good Morning Campers,
Technically yesterday was the anniversary of 911, but this is as close as I’m going to get. I’m not going to get maudlin about it, and I’m not going to go into huge detail about it like Lethal used to do. It was a special deal to him and was a special deal to me mostly because of him. But, it is a big deal. It’s just that, sadly, I can’t handle a big deal right now.
I’m already behind on putting this issue together and I’ve got a crazy weekend working this weekend, so I’m not sure there’s going to be a Monday issue (fair warning).
So without further ado and with needing to get to the laughter, let’s …
To all you people saying cops need more and longer training … you had 18+ years to teach your child not be a dickhead, thug-ass, criminal, but here we are.
REMEMBER THAT TIME
BEAT INNOCENT DEMOCRATIC VOTERS
AND TORCHED AMERICAN FLAGS?
Until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared.
Then you Energy.
Engravings in metals that are precious to us can be so meaningful and expressive!
I believe this engraving is especially communicative and I thought you would appreciate it (below).
What do call a person who is happy on Monday?
So, a burglar broke into the house … I put the red dot on his chest
And the cat did the rest.
If a supervisor at work gets COVID-19, do the people who kiss that ass need to be tested? Asking for a friend.
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no – he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away.
The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home.
When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr.Miller is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.
The police have his driver’s license. They ask to see his car and she asks why.
They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door where they find the police car, lights still flashing.
True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
But ya kinda saw that one coming, didn’t ya?
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?”
She paused a moment and looked around the room. “I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?”
From the back of the room came a voice, “He’d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries.”
If you get a loan at a bank you pay it back for 30 years.
If you rob a bank, you’re out in 10 years.
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Something to Ponder
The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance ….
I’ve needed a doctor…
I’ve needed a Teacher…
I need farmers every day…
I’ve needed an auto mechanic, a plumber, a house painter, and a hell of a lot of other everyday people.
But I have NEVER, not even ONCE, NEEDED a pro athlete, a media personality, or a Hollywood entertainer for ANYTHING!
My deepest apologies. I’ve run out of time and I have to end this here. At least it’s something. I hope to see you again soon. Love and happiness.