Good Morning Campers,

So … it’s been a while and it’s been a week.  Worked over the weekend.  Worked a lot.  Been a busy, busy week.  Stress is over the top.  I need some laughter and some more laughter.  I’ve enjoyed the comments I’ve been getting from you guys, even if I haven’t had the time or the gumption to reply.  Thank you all for your support and your love and stuff.  I’ll fill you in on what else is going on as we go along, but for now, let’s get to the laughter cause I REALLY need it!

Oh … by the way … the picture above is a microscopic view of an ant’s face.  I thought it was cool enough to make a header out of.

Boy, ain’t that the truth!

Okay, so I’ve mentioned before that I don’t do Facebook, but I have a Facebook account because it’s the only way I can communicate with my dart league.  Well, I got pissed off on Sunday and needed a place to vent and wasn’t near my laptop or I would have vented to you guys so I posted something on my regular Facebook account … and … I guess I have more followers than I thought I had.  I don’t know why, I never post anything there, but … well, this is what I posted:

I just read that the Colts head coach knelt during the playing of the National Anthem while the players linked arms behind him in solidarity. I have expressed my opinion on this many times in many venues. You can express your opinion and I applaud your stance but NEVER during the playing of the National Anthem. Too many good men and women died for what that represents for you to do anything other than stand respectfully when that song plays with your mouth shut. For you to do anything else is WRONG. For you to choose that time to voice your opinion does NOT make it more meaningful or whatever it is you think it is you’re doing, it makes it EXTRAORDINARILY DISRESPECTFUL TO MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS WHO GAVE THEIR LIFE’S BLOOD SO YOU COULD HAVE THE FREEDOM TO PLAY A FUCKING GAME. So go throw your ball around, but I won’t be watching. You should hang your head in shame.

And that’s all I wrote.  I have expressed deeper opinions here and used worse language here, but I try hard to keep my Impish Dragon persona separate from my human persona because of my job, and such.  Well, when I was driving into work at 5:30 Monday morning, the cop at the front gate checked stopped me and said, “I just wanted to let you know that I think what you wrote on Facebook was spot on.  Thanks for posting that.”  I almost spilled my coffee! 

I had no idea people were watching my Facebook account, hell I never post anything!  That’s really friggin’ scary!  I’ve had a couple of nice comments from friends who are also members of the dart league who I know would have seen it, but I mean … geez!

Are we banning rap music yet?

It’s a lot more racist than Pancake syrup or rice.

Current federal law says you must know English to become a citizen.  So why are foreign language ballots even printed?

Why is it acceptable for people to be friggin’ idiots …

But not acceptable for me to point it out?

Statistics show that criminals commit less crime after they’ve been shot.

Things you can burn for stress relief:

— Sage

— Frankincense

— Marijuana

— Racists

— Pedophiles

— Lavender

Words to live by.

Many people that appear “cool” actually struggle with feelings of inadequacy.

Not me.

I have those feelings without appearing cool at all.

Well….let’s go on to some of these…

What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.

MARRIAGE:  When dating goes too far.

Anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter bollocks.

I gave up my mates, my motorbike, drinking, drugs, gambling …

All she gave up was sex.

Say yes to mask and no to bras.  Free the titty but protect the city.

Childhood injuries:

Fell off my bike
Fell out of a tree
Twisted my ankle

Adult injuries:

Slept wrong
Sat down too long
Sneezed too hard

I made a huge to do list today.

I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

And that’s it for today my friends.  Got to finish this up so I can send it out.  Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers.

Impish Dragon.