Good Morning Campers,

Happy Sunday!  Surprisingly, I got nothing this morning.  No bitches, no gripes, no rants.  Damn!  What’s a dragon to do!!

LAUGH!  That’s what!  LAUGH!  Laugh at the bullshit.  Laugh at the crap of the world.  Laugh at it all.  We are adults and we laugh.

So, let’s do this! 

The editorial staff probably needs to be looked at.

This one is from Aussie Peter and poses the following question…

Q: What happens when a whore house catches fire?
A: Some come out running and some run out coming!

 

Is it wrong to follow rioters home and burn down their property?  Asking for a friend of course.

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is because their music sucks.

Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn’t even care that it’s on your legs.

Umm…

People are asking who you’d call if someone broke into your house.  I gotta go with Coroner.

Science joke

The far-left took control of six blocks of Seattle, declared it separate from the United States, and the first thing they do is create strict borders to keep specific people out.

“Coming, ready or not!”

A great way to start hide and seek.

A terrible way to finish sex.

You better friggin’ believe it!

OH!  I just got an email from Stella!  She has a financial secret she wants to share with me!  She wants me to help her invest some money!  It will help her and me.  I’m to get back with her if I’m interested.  Wow, I can’t hardly wait!  Helping a stranger invest their money for my benefit!  What could possibly go wrong?

Come on campers, let’s say it together …

You are offended by the things I say?

Imagine the stuff I hold back.

That actually started off in black, denoting that they are someone else’s words.  But then I decided they might as well be mine!

I used to be cool.  Now I’m just my dogs snack dealer.

Or in my case, her pizza crust dealer.

Feeling guilty about your kids watching too much TV?

Just mute it and put the subtitles on.

BOOM!

Now, they’re reading!

Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine?

Asking for a friend.

An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her father on “Take your kid to work day”.  As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky.  Her father asked her what was wrong.

As the staff gathered round, she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”

If elevators hadn’t been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of their status.

And do you think this guy is going to kneel during the playing of the National Anthem?

Mrs. Dragon sent this to me the other day … so I had to share it with you, the rest of my family.

Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.

A little further down … to give you a bit more time to think about it.  Come on … you can figure it out …

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Come on …

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Okay, here it is

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5 to 4

bottom of the 5th

one out

nobody on

Now, wasn’t that easy?

The M’s … From Marriage to Math with Martial Arts and Mary Poppins in-between

This is a truly great story!!

Try to remember, the greener grass across the fence may be due to a septic tank issue.

What the hell did she do?

If you’re paying $3 for a bottle of smart water …

… it isn’t working.

And that will do it for today my friends, I hope this issue was to your liking and that all of you found something to laugh at.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon