Good Morning Campers,
And what a crazy morning it is! A bunch a crazy shit going on here! Suffice it to say, that the government squirrels are going bonkers in their bunkers and they are taking it out on this poor little dragon.
We’re having some fun!
I’m gonna write a book…but not until all of this is over. “How to Survive the Crazy” by Impish Dragon. It would be a best seller. On the New York Times Best Seller List for an amazing 100 weeks in a row.
Chapter One: Settle the Fuck Down, People
I was born a poor blue child….
Anyway, it’s time…time to laugh and sing the song of my people. The song of deep belly laughs and little stomach chuckles.
Me posting nonsense will continue during the lockdown because it is classified as an Essential Service
Corona free man seeks corona free lady with toilet paper. Send pictures of toilet paper!
Wanna find out who your real friends are?
Ask them to borrow a roll of toilet paper.
DO NOT call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood!
Those are just your neighbors without make-up and hair extensions!
Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly.
Now weeds legal and schools closed … damn kids are livin’ the dream!
On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.
Runs until Friday.
A man with unwanted house guests hired a Polka Band to annoy them until they left.
It’s all going accordion to plan.
Here is a really cool list of things sent by our good buddy Sasquatch! And it’s called:
The Scale of Things
(Well, technically, dragons aren’t mere animals, we are intelligent creatures, so …. hurmmph!!)
Yeti, (can I call you Yeti) my mythological brother, thanks for sharing such cool pics with the rest of us. Nice break from the laughter.
Day 1 of working from home: My wife has already filed an HR complaint.
No need to worry…it’s just me and my friends…and we’re from the government…we’re here to help
And this next one is liable to replace the ultimate one…you know, this one
But this next one…..this one is almost as good…if not better
Yeah, baby! That’s what I’m talking about!
Due to the Coronavirus, I will no longer allow hand shaking, fist bumping, or giving hugs. You may bow to me or give me the finger. Your choice.
I have the same problem
This last one is from brother Wheats! He made it himself and I think it’s excellent! Thanks brother Wheats, I hope you’re feeling better.
And as to the rest of you, that’s it for me
Remember, you can reach me at email@example.com. Please don’t forget me, the submissions have been falling off, as of late and I haven’t heard from you guys lately.
Be well, be safe, stay home.
Love you all.