Good Morning Campers,
Crappy night…grumble ….grumble
Little sleep … grumble … grumble
Need coffee … grumble … grumble
Go away … grumble … grumble … until then … grumble … grumble
Go laugh … grumble… grumble
Okay, you have … grumble … to watch this … grumble … it his hilarious … grumble … there are three … grumble … parts in all … grumble … one right after … grumble … the other. Thanks … grumble … to Lynn for … grumble … sharing.
Still not quite there yet, but getting there… grumble … thanks for bearing with me this morning. I’m really sorry my dragon side is coming out a little bit more than normal right now.
We are living in a Bizarre World:
• If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
• Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
• It was cool for Joe Biden to “blackmail” the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote. (And Carry a gun for our country)
• Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old drag queens are good.
• Illegals aren’t required to show ID, but citizens can’t buy cough medicine without it.
• Citizens are fined if they don’t buy their own health insurance, and then they are forced to buy it for illegals.
• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
• Politicians who say that the President is not above the law put illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.
• People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
• Illegals don’t pay taxes, but they get tax refunds.
• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
• Voter suppression is bad, but not allowing the President to be on the ballot is good.
• Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as vaginas are good.
• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
• Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it’s a violation of THEIR rights.
* And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us “racists.”
Okay, I feel much better now.
I’ve spent two weeks hanging out with myself and I am so sorry to every person I have ever spent time with
I’m so over being part of a major
historical event right about now.
My husband and I decided we don’t want to have children.
We will be telling them tonight at dinner.
It’s like being 16 again.
Gas is cheap and I’m grounded.
Oh, the look on his face is priceless…
I’m trying to eliminate negativity from my life. Therefore Mondays are now “Taco Tuesday Eve” until further notice.
The Bozo Criminals for this morning come from the International File. From Warsaw, Poland come three Bozos who were also good samaritans. The Bozos broke into an apartment where they found a pregnant woman ready to give birth. Wanting to to the right thing, the thieves took the woman to the hospital. That was the good samaritan part. Now the Bozo part: The thieves then returned to the woman’s apartment to complete the burglary. The woman told the hospital staff how she got to the hospital and a quick thinking nurse called the police, who went to the apartment and caught the Bozos in the act.