So, as you can tell from the above banner, it’s that time of year again.  Time for you guys to buy your favorite dragon a cup of coffee.  Okay, so for those of you who don’t understand what I’m talking about, let me ‘splain to you what’s going on.

One time a year, I beg you guys for money to support this dirty habit of Dragon Laffs.  I don’t allow ads to be run on my site and instead ask you guys to pay the bills to keep Dragon Laffs up and running on Word Press.  You do that by either hitting the donation button on the upper right portion of the website, which takes you through the process at PayPal or you can write to me and ask me for my snail mail address and you can send me a check. If you don’t want to do the debit card thing on PayPal.  When the time comes that you guys don’t donate enough to keep this thing running, I’ll know that you are tired of my sense of humor and I’ll go away quietly and know that my services are either no longer required or all the intelligent people have finally been locked up. 

The whole cup of coffee thing was that we figured if everyone just donated a buck or two, the cost of about a cup of coffee, we’d be more than covered.  So, go ahead, buy me a cup of coffee, hit that donation button.  I’m gonna bug you for the next couple of weeks.  But, I’m also gonna show you who the special few are who donate each week, so there’s that, too.

So, that’s my spiel, do as you wish.  And for now, let’s get this show on the road.

“I want to apologize to everyone for the bad puns.”

~ Noah Fence

Despite the heat, I walked two miles to the barbershop and decided not to take the short cut…

My question HAS to be, why is the lady in the back naked?

Is this REALLY necessary?

If you suspect a stroke, think F.A.S.T.

F – Facebook announcement with your suspicions.
A – Ask for thoughts and prayers
S – Search google for your symptoms
T – Try lavender oils

Not really my cup of tea, but it’s still a pretty cool lamp.

It’s nice when your “strange” cousin gets a good paying job.

Bringing the beach to your basement

I just noticed two large bumps on my car battery.  I had them tested and one came back positive.  Hope it’s not terminal.

I don’t know what I’d do without coffee.

I’m guessing 25 to life.

A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.

Now he drives by and changes the channels.

The bastard!

Love will find a way…

GREAT Shirt!!!

From the Letters To The Editor in the newspaper:

     My garden isn’t doing very well this year.  I think it’s because of all these new solar farms going up, they’re taking in all the sun’s rays so that the regular garden vegetation doesn’t get the sunshine it needs to do well; so I’m against solar farms.

Do you ever think about how weird reading is?

Our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind.

And these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow…reading is weird.

I think it’s one of the most beautiful things in the world.

I so very much agree!

Tomorrow is Jamaican Hairstyle Day…

I’m dreading it!

On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.

Runs until Friday.

As I was getting in bed, he said, “You’re drunk.”

I said, “How do you know that?”

He said, “You live next door.”

And it’s worse now!

Not saying it’s really hot, but I was sweating so much I hydroplaned off the toilet seat and landed in the bath tub.

So, hold on a second…They actually have legit Fact Checkers that know all the facts??? 
Why not set up a special channel on TV and just give us the facts???

We Can Call It The NEWS!!!

YES WE DO!!!

So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery.  Daffy turns to Elmer and says, “Is this Whiskey?” 

Elmer says, “Yeth, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!”

And that’s it for today!  Thanks for tuning in, thanks for those of you who are now reaching towards the donate button, it would be awesome to see us set some new records this year, but in all honesty, you guys have already been so generous this year, that if we pay the bills I’ll be happy.  But, please, buy me a cup of coffee and until then, I’ll see you next time around … probably on Monday.  Until then…