Dragon Laffs #2007

Monday…the weekend is over…they go by so fast.  I actually had a four-day-weekend and it was a weird one.  You guys know how the first two days went, and then the second two days went by in a blink.  I was hoping for some time to decompress, but … nope.  So, right back to it,  But, I do get time with you guys, and that’s the most important part.  That’s the part that matters. 

So, until I have something else to say, let’s get to the laughter.

John S. offers this unusual observation:  

You know, the Porn Industry gave a whole new meaning to the phrase: “Going to Fucking Work”

And you know, I can’t argue with him.

It’s a purse!!!

The way things are going, it wouldn’t surprise me if we soon see…

Apes on horseback with guns…

And at least one near death experience…

“Lady–Lady–Lady–Roll your window down, Lady”

I don’t know if I have a stalker, but if I do … can you drop me off some tacos?


One of the greatest regrets in life is being what others would want you to be, rather than being yourself.

~ Shannon L. Alder

“Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud.”

Some of our outliers are mounted.

Strong people always have their life in order. 

Even with tears in their eyes, they still manage to say, “I am okay,” with a smile.

And everyone thought that built in 8 track players were first…

I judge people by how they treat animals, how they treat the wait staff at restaurants, and what they do with their shopping cart when they’re done with it.  

And how they talk to and treat children.

“Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way.”

~ Douglas Pagles

If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.

I don’t always learn my lesson, but when I do, you can bet I learned it the hard way.


It wouldn’t be so bad if she was the only stupid person who believed that OR if that was the only stupid thing she believed.

I found a video of exactly what I did when I was active duty military.  I was a Weapons Mechanic and one of the Aircraft I worked on was the A-10 Thunderbolt II.  Lovingly called the Warthog or the Tank Killer.  Now, the part that I played is the one where you see the guys loading the ammo in the guns and the bombs and missiles on that wonderful jet.  Oh…and they aren’t called Weapons Mechanics anymore.  Now they have the worst acronym in the Air Force.  Now they are called Aircraft Armament System Specialists.  That’s right, they are A ASS.  But, if you ever met any weapons troops before (including this one) you’d know it’s a pretty appropriate acronym.  But here’s the video.  It’s a wonderful 15 minutes long.  I suggest you use full screen mode to get the full effect!!

And how many of you have no fucking idea who these two people are?

And that’s it my friends.  May your day be filled with love and happiness.  Until next time.

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6 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2007

  1. Marsha Mastrangelo says:

    As an old nurse I am so confused?? The people in office, and I use that term with sarcasm, keep telling us to follow the science. Arent these the same people that cant look in their pants and tell what sex they are???

    • impishdragon says:

      ROFLMAO!! Too true!!! The same office that gave us, “First we have to define what ‘is’ is” and “We need to sign it and pass it so we can read it!”

      Complete and total morons.

  2. Alan F says:

    Were they Cheech and Chong?

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