Good Morning Campers,

It’s the weekend!  And I’ve finally reached a day off!  And I’m going to rest, relax, and spend time with you guys.  I can’t imagine a better way to spend a relaxing day.

There are times when a good cup of coffee, a splash of Jameson, and special friends is all you need to call it a good day.  And that’s what we are aiming for today.

It’s been a long week and it’s going to be a really long week next week.  I’m going to be working a big exercise next week, so I’m not sure how or when there will be the next episode of Dragon Laffs after this one.  There SHOULD be one on Monday, but then we are in a week long stint of 12 hour shifts, right through next weekend.  But, that is what we all live for!  It is going to be great fun to see if everything I’ve been teaching these guys in class can be translated into action in the field. 

Here’s what a very small part of my class looks like:

I’ll take pictures next week and see if there aren’t some I can share with you guys.

Anyway, let’s get to the laughter part, shall we?

Those who judge will never understand,

and those who understand will never judge.

I used to play triangle in a reggae band…

But I quit as it was just one ting after another.

I now know how it will all end for me.

One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their iPad.

“Hi.  We’d really like to talk to you about the church …”

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism

It’s a light sentence.

This is what sunset looks like from space.

I just saw a car driven by a sheep in a swimsuit.

It was a Lamb Bikini.

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don’t need to fight
To prove I’m right
I don’t need to be forgiven

I was arguing with a guy in the pub who said he was a big pop star in the 80s.  I didn’t believe him but he was adamant….

And I can see so many of you younger ones out there with this confused look on your face … and us older folks just sitting here laughing.

All The Nations That Have To Be Combined To Be Equal To Brazil’s Annual Homicides

If you answer the phone with, “Hello, you’re on the air!” most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes, I don’t think this relationship is going to work.

Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do.

Then, there are times when I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.

This one goes way back.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Yeah, that was another one the kids aren’t going to get…

What if they’re not stars …

What if they are holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe…

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen.  He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.  Today, I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Okay, I gotta ask … what the hell is this warning me about?

You don’t have to be Catholic to appreciate this one.
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery…
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.  He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank.”
Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun.  He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.

It’s a little fit bunny.

Okay, so we’re going to end today with an update to …

As you know, it’s that time of the year again, when it’s time for me to pay the piper and I’m asking for you guys to pitch in to help keep this side ad free, and pay-wall free and all the rest of that stuff.  It’s easy, just go to the top of the page, on the right, hit the donation button and PayPal will walk you through the steps.  Every little bit helps, and if you are like a lot of us and can’t afford it, then don’t worry about it.  But if you can find your way clear to buy me a cup of coffee, then it would be deeply appreciated. 

And to keep the recognition fresh and clear in your mind, here are our wonderful camper contributors for this year:

Richard E.     Dan T.     Daniel W.     Susan W.

Steven H.     Henry S.     Leah H.     Donald G.

Michael C.     Carlos W.     William E.     John R.

Thank you all so very, very much!  Your generosity is so very much appreciated!

And that’s it for today my friends.  Love and happiness to you all.