Dragon Laffs #1884


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Good Morning Campers,God bless America

Well, it’s been a week … again.  LOL.  Today is Wednesday and now I’ve got a new dart league that I’m playing on Monday nights.  So, that’s darts on Mondays and Tuesdays so Dragon Laffs on Thursdays may become problematic over the next couple of months while this plays out. 

Still waiting on test results, so no news on that front.  Going to call the doctor’s office tomorrow.  I’m almost willing to bet that my doc is on vacation or something.

Other than that, just working, working, working.

So, sadly, this will be a really quick issue, just kind of checking in to let you guys know that I’m still alive and kicking.  Thinking of you all while I know that you guys are thinking of us.

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I would be more inclined to grow up if I saw that it worked out for everyone else.

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Took me a minute …

When people talk about time traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone n the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

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Important words … The prettiest smile hides the deepest secrets.  The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears.  And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

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“Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Impish right over!”

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So the future doesn’t look so bad for people on death row …

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report from Buffalo, New York. Our bozo was enjoying a reefer while taking a little drive around town. He was pulled over for speeding and the cop could smell marijuana inside the car. Strike one. He then asked to see our bozo’s drivers license and he handed over a learner’s permit, only valid if someone else was riding with him. He was alone. Strike two. When asked to step out of the car, it was obvious he was trying to hide something in his pocket. When asked what it was, he replied that it was a 9mm pistol. And of course he didn’t have a permit for it. Strike three. He’s been charged with criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree, unlawful possession of marijuana and seven additional traffic violations. —

Impish Dragon’s Rule #27:   Don’t do something illegal while doing something illegal.

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The Bozo Criminal for today comes from Ypsilanti, Michigan where a Bozo walked into a Burger King at 7:50 a.m., flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down, saying he couldn’t open the cash register without a food order. OK, the Bozo said, give me a burger and an order of onion rings. Sorry, the clerk said, those items are sold after 10:30 a.m. only. Frustrated, confused and not wanting breakfast, the Bozo shrugged and left empty handed. The Bozo remains at large.

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So the guy is alive … because of being a Green Bay Packer Fan!!!

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My dad’s generation had wonder woman.

My generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.

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Women never apologize … they just sleep naked and let you decide if you’re still mad or not.

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Don’t forget to drink water and get sun.

You’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.

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And that’s where I run out of time.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #1884

  1. Leah D says:

    Darts . . . Voodoo Dolls
    There’s a problem solving connection there somewhere.

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