Dragon Laffs #1626


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Good Morning Campers,

I’m giving you an apology upfront because this issue is going to be really light on content and heavy on toons.  It’s late on Friday, I just got home from work, and I have to work this whole weekend.

AND I STILL HAVEN’T HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT THE NEW JOB!!!!!

Okay, so I did say around Thanksgiving, but I was still hoping for sooner.  Oh well.

Anyway, here’s a picture of me at work:

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Okay, so it’s just how I feel.  I thought it was funny when I first saw this picture when I first started this job, and then I found out how true it is.

Anyway, crappy week.  Mrs. Dragon has developed some brand-new health issues, like the ones she had weren’t enough.  Lots of tests over the next couple of weeks and we are NOT going to even think about the “C-word”, but prayers from you guys work out really well, and that’s the only reason I’m mentioning it.  So, good prayers from all you are deeply appreciated, without any details.  Yeah, that ought to work!  That’s the power of positive thinking.

So with that, let’s laugh!

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Right the first time my green friend!  And in the very first position.  For the rest of you, Lethal texted me this picture yesterday as a joke between the two of us and now you get to share it, too.

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It’s subtle, you have to look for it.

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I need this shirt for Halloween.

I actually saw this sign in someone’s yard yesterday on the way back from the doctor’s office and couldn’t stop to take a picture.  I’m so glad that I found it on line and could share it with  you guys.  It gave Mrs. Dragon and I a good laugh when we needed it.

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The TV is running in the background and a commercial came on for one of the new drugs on the market.  You gotta love the warnings: “Don’t take Trulicity if you are allergic to Trulicity…”  um … wait a minute …

Oh, and “death” is not a friggin’ SIDE EFFECT!!!

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Boy, ain’t that the truth!

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This is an old one, but still funny

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in DC.

One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The New Jersey contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.”

The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?”

The New Jersey contractor whispers back, “$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.”

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Christmas Time Rules

1.  Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them.

2.  Do not go home to see your family if it damages your mental health

3.  If someone comments on your weight, eat them.

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Damn!  I hate it when that happens!

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Okay, here’s a quick bunch of “You had one job…”

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And we’ll end with one nasty divorce picture.

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That’s it for today folks.  I’ve got to get some sleep so I can work.

Cheers!

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6 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1626

  1. Leah D says:

    I think you need one more class to teach . . . How to survive constant crisis with no sleep, no money, no recognition, in a painful poor health condition!

  2. Dale says:

    Sending prayers for your wife.

  3. Ginny. says:

    To begin with sending prayers for Mrs. D. and that you get the job you so well deserve.
    Be careful you don’t burn yourself out….you won’t be good to anyone. great job on the blog and absolutely loved the I’M AN ASSHOLE lawn sign. Take care…love ya!

    • impishdragon says:

      Thank you dear Ginny. Yeah, I’m tempted to get one of those signs for my front lawn, but I think it would be too much like the old man standing on his porch, shaking his cane, and shouting, “You kids get off my lawn!”

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