Dragon Laffs #1204


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01_thumb_thumb_thumb_thumb_thumb_thumbWarning_thumb1_thumb_thumb_thumb_thu_thumbWarning_thumb2_thumb_thumb_thumb_thu[1]_thumbI’d like to thank Lethal Leprechaun for an excellent Last Word yesterday.  I was so moved by his writings that it inspired me to a new artistic creation…..

 

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2aAnd for some real excitement, go to the actual blog at http://dragonlaffs.com and read through the comments section.  Some really good in-fighting going on there.

Anyway, we got rocked with storms all day yesterday and most of last night.  We were up twice in the middle of the night because the tornado siren was going off, (The National Weather Service is screwing up as far as I can see, but that’s a soap box to stand on for another day)

To make a long story short, today’s issue is not what it could have been if I hadn’t been rushed this morning to do too much in too little time.  So for all of you nit-pickers out there, any and all grammatical, editorial and political mistakes, opinions, writings and attitudes are mine and mine alone and you can assume I put them there on purpose or accidently….which ever makes me look better.

Or pisses you off more.

Either way.

Now,

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Okay, I just want to say, right up front, that this is WRONG!!!!!
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NOBODY should be against drunk dragons!

Heard today on the news that a woman ran out of the church in the middle of her own wedding. No one heard her say anything. She just threw off her headdress and ran out the side door with a very determined expression on her face. Members of the wedding party spent the rest of the afternoon and much of the evening searching for the woman, who was still believed to be wearing her bride’s dress, but without avail.

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Watch to the end….it’s well worth it.  This guy has got a great commentary.
http://www.therightscoop.com/pat-condell-justice-for-obama/ 

 

 

Oh, this is all too true.  And women just need to understand.  This is pretty much why we talk to your breasts, and stop and watch your ass as you walk away.  We can’t help it.  Our brain is no match for our penis.
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Things are NOT always what they seem to be…
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=4meeZifCVro 

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The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

  • How about this whole world-coming-to-an-end thing? Look, I love Oprah too, but it was just a TV show!
  • A new study found out that having money and good looks does not make you happy. On the other hand, being broke and ugly is not a day at the beach, either.
  • Washington, D.C., high schools are being investigated for teachers helping students beat the standardized tests by giving them the answers or changing wrong answers for them. Where were these teachers when I was in high school?

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Those who are too smart to
engage in politics 
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber. – 
Plato
I’m not quite convinced that this is a direct quote from Plato.  I just can’t see him using the word….”dumber”… but then I did a little research (imagine, checking out a fact….took all of about 30 seconds) and found out that it is a quote from his Republic.  Thanks Diaman

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“Let’s be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American sailor, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. In fact, if you remember a little less than two years ago, his administration actually charged and attempted to court-martial 3 Navy Seals from Seal Team Six, when a terrorist suspect they captured, complained they had punched him during the take down and bloodied his nose. His administration further commented how brutal they were. The left were calling them Nazi’s and Baby Killers. Now all of a sudden the very brave men they vilified, are now heros when they make his administration look good in the eyes of the public. Obama just happened to be the one in office when the CIA finally found the b…… and our sailors took him out. Essentially, Obama only gave an answer. Yes or No, to him being taken out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!! Forward on IF YOU AGREE!!”

Ed Schriber Col. USMC (Ret.) “Semper Fi”

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Motivational BFG

Motivational Birth Control

Motivational Bruce Willis Cat

This is China’s showcase to the world!
Watch closely….the lady musicians sitting on invisible chairs?
And the floating dancers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6HfDeTVpinU&vq=medium

What a fantastic performance.  A MUST WATCH!

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The World’s WORST Hunting Dog
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Nature photographer Mircea Costina was observing a fox den when he captured this scene in a forest north of Montreal, Canada.

He said: “I have been watching this one fox family for three years since 2008. This year they had four little pups and the two parents are very protective. This one day, around 7am, I was close to their den, trying to take some pictures. Suddenly the two parents became very agitated.

In the next moments I heard a dog barking. The male looked to try and see the intruder while the female attempted to pursue him. The dog was getting very close to the den when the male saw the hound and started tracking it. Luckily the dog gave up and finally left and the family remained safe. I think he was more interested in the game of smelling the fox trace. The master recovered the dog and put him on a leash.”

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As I’ve said several times before, I belong to the Air Force Emergency Management Association, and they’ve sent this special message out to us, and I’m passing it along to you guys.  The wording is directed towards my career field, but just read it to get the gist of it and you will be fine:

A message to all members of The Air Force Emergency Management Association

This past Sunday Joplin MO was devastated by an EF4 tornado with winds up to 198 MPH that mowed through the town. So far, 116 people have been reported dead. That’s the largest single tornado casualty number since 1953.

Below are several resources to help the people of Joplin. The Red Cross is requesting donations on its site. It has also set up a site to connect families with missing loved ones. Relief Spark has a Twitter page. Those who live in the area can learn about ways to volunteer or donate supplies. There are also several Facebook pages with the same theme. The Community Blood Center of the Ozarks is in need of blood, especially type O. It has listed some donor centers in the area where you can donate.

Please take a few minutes to visit these sites. You may be surprised by how you or other members of your installation/community can help.

Red Cross donations
Red Cross Safe and Well
Relief Spark
Reading Tornado May 21, 2011
Help Joplin
Joplin, MO, Tornado Recover
Community Blood Center of the Ozarks


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My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, “Killer”, did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away.
I no longer want a dog – I´m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They´re cheaper and more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail urgently.
 
A photo of “Killer” is attached below.

 

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My office refrigerator

 

This is way cool, and whoever put it together did a GREAT job…check out misconceptionjunction.com for more cool stuff

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This one is an oldie, but so funny and so apropos that it is well worth repeating here:

The Pastor’s Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.The next day the paper read:


NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!

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Why is America falling apart?  Okay, some of you out there, probably think that this country ISN’T falling apart, but even if that is your opinion, you all must agree that we are NOT the world strength that we used to be.  We are NOT the proud, responsible, integrity-filled country we used to be.  Right?
No?
Then stop reading this right now, because all it’s going to do is piss you off. (Although, if that is your opinion, you deserve to be pissed off).
If you do believe that our country is bouncing along saying, “Hey? Where are we going? and why are we in this hand basket?  Is it getting warm in here to you?” Then follow along for one of the possible reasons.
College campuses
But Impish, how can you say that?  Are you telling me that education isn’t important?
Of course education is important.  Education is probably the ONLY way we are going to get our collective asses out of the leftist, liberal, entitlement wringer that we currently find ourselves in.  But schools that don’t TEACH are educating our youth.  When colleges become brainwashing institutes for the entitlement class, then what we get is more gimme-lemmings, marching to our collective destruction.
Let’s start with this video from Oliver Darcy showing students refusing to allow their higher GPA scores to be redistributed to students who need them to graduate, yet are perfectly willing to redistribute other people’s money to help out those who aren’t willing to work as hard.
http://www.thelookingspoon.com/blog/2320-but-progressive-students-dont-want-to-redistribute-their-gpa.html 
What pisses me off the most about this, is that they refuse to see the similarity.  It’s okay to take money from people who worked for it to give it to people who didn’t, but it’s not okay to take GPA points away from people who worked for it to give it to people who didn’t?  Hmm, maybe because it affects THEM?
Can you say “Liberal Hypocrite!”

Okay, so we are back on campus again and this time, we all agree that those rotten, selfish, republican bastards want to cut spending to lower our deficit and possibly take some money away from those entitlement programs.  Nope, fucking bastards won’t take OUR money.  So instead, another option is offered…let’s see how our young people respond to being fiscally responsible…
http://www.thelookingspoon.com/april-2011/2344-liberals-dont-think-any-of-the-national-debt-belongs-to-them.html
Wow.  When asked to pony up their fair share, we are all socialists, after all, these student’s not only refused to pay their $47,000 share, they refused to even acknowledge that it was their debt!  Isn’t it so nice to see an entire college campus where none of the students were going there on ANY grant money at all….or any interest free student loans….or any…what?  You mean they ARE on grants?
Are you sure you can’t say, “Liberal Hypocrite!”?

One more.  We all agree that we believe in the first amendment.  Full throatedly believe in the freedom of speech.  Shout it from the roof-tops.  And hey, will you sign a petition to silence conservatives?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaqB_EGDLVg&feature=player_embedded
Those conservative bastards!  They don’t deserve free speech because they disagree with my free speech.

Can you say … ah, never mind.

 

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One Response to Dragon Laffs #1204

  1. lethalleprechaun says:

    Congrats, your issue has caused me to scrap an entire upcoming LepLaffs for being beat to the graphics used( which I suppose you’ll say was in retaliation for my beating you to the dragon graphic the other day) as well as 2 separate future Last Words.

    I’ll even go so far as to say yours combining the issues and links you did was masterful, I never would have considered linking it all into one.

    However, I am surprised as you shock in realizing the Democrats and more non-specifically Liberals in general live in an alternate universe “Do as we say and want but do not look to us to fund it – are you seriously attempting to get us to practice what we preach on a personal level?” world which sadly has very little to do with reality. In fact interface between their world and ours is only made possible thru the use of “Liberal Lenses” which for all intensive purposes can be compared to “Beer Goggles”.

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