So, no Halloween memes for this issue. Saving what I have left for Halloween issue. That doesn’t mean that you should stop sending me Halloween stuff. It just means that I used more of my stuff than I calculated.

Again, I’m right up against the wall on time. This is a UTA weekend, so I will do my very best to get an issue set up for Monday, but it might not work out.

Fair warning. 

Work is driving me crazy busy and classes and stuff, it’s been hard to get ahead.

Anyway, I’m waiting for the HVAC guys to get here with a checkup that is supposedly part of my service plan, so let’s see what I can get done while we wait.

Jonathon sent that one in and said he thought I had used it before. I think so, too. But as funny as it is, I’ll use it again!

I do!!

Me, taking my pet out for a walk.

(Think about it, you’ll work it out)

Redneck Slang

“Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!”

“Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”

“I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.”

“This’ll jar your preserves.”

“Cute as a sack full of puppies.”

“If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.”

“Gooder than grits.”

“It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.”

“It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch.”

“Wintery roads are said to be “slicker than otter snot.”

“A bothersome person is “like a booger that you can’t thump off.”

“When something is bad then you say, “that ain’t no count.”

“If something is hard to do, it’s “like trying to herd cats.”

“A hectic schedule keeps you “Busier than a cat covering doo-doo on a marble floor.”

“She’s uglier than homemade soap.”

“Your momma’s so fat, when she got on the scales to be weighed, it said ‘To be continued’.”

“He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.”

“Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.”

“The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead”

“I’m just about as welcome at my inlaws as a hair in a biscuit.”