Dragon Laffs #2518


Thursday…came home early from work cause I’m not feeling well. So, I’m spending the afternoon with my comfort group…you guys.

So, let’s get back into celebrating Halloween and have some fun.

Of course you did! You can’t tame a dragon!

Look what I saw the other day. How about a close up!

Beautiful! With blood and guts on his beak!

This pretty much describes me almost every single work day.

Now, that’s one I’d watch on Live Stream!

Minnesota Law

All bathtubs must have feet.

He really does not look happy to be having his picture taken.

It may take a minute, but you’ll work it out.

A group of golfers were telling tall stories. 

At last came the veteran’s turn. 

“Well,” he said, “I once drove a ball, accidentally of course, through a cottage window. The ball knocked over an oil lamp and the place caught on fire!” 

“What did you do?” asked his friends.

“Oh,” said the veteran, “I immediately teed another ball, took careful aim, and hit the fire alarm on Main Street. That brought out the fire engines before any major damage was done.” 

“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.” 

Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newly-weds do, time and time again, all night long.

Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower.  He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.  

When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, “What’s that?” pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, “Well, that’s what we had so much fun with last night.” 

And she, in amazement, asked, “Is that all we have left?” 

I don’t know anything about music. In my line you don’t have to.

-Elvis Presley (1935-1977)

And that’s it my brothers and sisters, friends, and family. You’ll have to excuse me. I have a library to get to.  Be well, be happy, be loved.

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