Is It Friday Yet?
Got to love time savers, coffee and Hump day Graphic all in one click! Not only that he looks a lot like I still feel, though the purple bunny slippers are more a Molly thing as I generally don’t wear much of any footwear in the house. I’ve been feeling so lousy lately even coffee doesn’t make much of an improvement, not even when a wee dram accidentally falls in me cuppa.
Be sure to check the Last Word today as we have discovered evidence that among may be a famous reader, who we think it is and why!
FROM: “the Shredder” in Mailroom
Re: Equipment Request
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
I don’t think I have ever heard of that one, said the other cowboy. “What is it?”
Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and
whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.’
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.
Eve Of Destruction Video
Gracemj sends us this one. I don’t normally hold with holy rollering and personally find it offensive. I feel its used too much too publically and usually not only hypocritically but for entirely wrong reasons from the Lord’s intention (if we can presume to know such a thing)However the graphic paired with this make me will to overlook the small amount at the end.
She writes “This protest song was written in 1965. Unfortunately, it still rings true today.”
If anything Gracie it grows more true every day we allow things to continue on this path. Sadly pretty soon we will be unable to stop our own destruction at our own hands.
The eastern world, it is exploding Violence flarin', bullets loadin' You're old enough to kill, but not for votin' You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin' And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin' But you tell me Over and over and over again, my friend Ah, you don't believe We're on the eve of destruction. Don't you understand what I'm tryin' to say Can't you feel the fears I'm feelin' today? If the button is pushed, there's no runnin' away There'll be no one to save, with the world in a grave [Take a look around ya boy, it's bound to scare ya boy] And you tell me Over and over and over again, my friend Ah, you don't believe We're on the eve of destruction. Yeah, my blood's so mad feels like coagulatin' I'm sitting here just contemplatin' I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation. Handful of senators don't pass legislation And marches alone can't bring integration When human respect is disintegratin' This whole crazy world is just too frustratin' And you tell me Over and over and over again, my friend Ah, you don't believe We're on the eve of destruction. Think of all the hate there is in Red China Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama You may leave here for 4 days in space But when you return, it's the same old place The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace And… tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend You don't believe We're on the eve Of destruction Mm, no no, you don't believe We're on the eve of destruction.
Eve of Destruction was written by 19-year-old songwriter P. F. Sloan in 1965 and eventually became Barry McGuire’s one and only big Billboard chart hit song.
Scary that a 19 year old in 1965 could see things that clearly but sadly most of us are still unable to. Fortunately for you DragonLaffs reader you have Impish and myself who can see clearly and cry out in warning against the impending darkness.
WHOA! Where the heck did ALL this just come from? Apparently being sick make me not only mean(ier) & nasty(ier) it makes me broody and Apocalyptic too! Quick we need a belly laff!
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Kiwi, a Canuck, an Eskimo, a Fijian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Spaniard, a Mongolian, a Tibetan, a Polack, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Indian, an Italian, a Brazilian, a Kenyan, a South African, a Filipino, a Pakistani, a Korean, an Argentinean, a Lithuanian, a Dane, a Finn, a Swede, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Croat, and a Panamanian go to a fancy bar…………..
The bouncer says, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”
Impish walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
Impish says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 please.” The Dragon reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, Impish and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke..”
The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same..”
Again Impish reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress.
“No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,” says the Dragon.
“Same,” says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.”
Once again Impish pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?”
“Well,” says Impish, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a leprechaun appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there..”
“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress.. “Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”
“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the Dragon.
The waitress asks, “What’s with the ostrich?”
Impish sighs, pauses and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say..”
OK boys and girls remember you heard it here first! last Friday, less and one week ago I said Trump was not going to make the cut and I considered him out of it.
Apparently not only does “The Donald’ read DragonLaffs, apparently he knows when Lethal says “You’re Fired!” wise people pack up and take their political aspirations home with them with as much dignity shards as you can gather after blowing the initial screening interview for the biggest job in the USA.! This posted just after noon on Monday, now doubt when he saw Fridays edition and my comments:
Donald Trump says he will not run for president in 2012
Associated Press May 16, 2011, 12:23PM
NEW YORK — After months of flirting with politics, Donald Trump said Monday he won’t run for president, choosing to stick with hosting “The Celebrity Apprentice” over entering the race for the Republican nomination.
The reality TV star and real estate magnate made his announcement at a Manhattan hotel as NBC, which airs his show, rolled out its fall lineup.
He’s spent the past few months weighing whether to seek the presidency, delivering speeches to national GOP groups, traveling to early primary states like New Hampshire and criticizing President Barack Obama from afar.
He is the second Republican in a matter of days to say no to a bid for the GOP nomination. Mike Huckabee announced Saturday that he wouldn’t seek the presidency.
At the Hilton hotel in New York, NBC said that “The Celebrity Apprentice” would be coming back in midseason. But Bob Greenblatt, the head of NBC entertainment, said the only mystery would be whether Trump was host.
Trump then took the stage, saying the show has made a lot of money for charity and that he wanted to continue doing so.
“I will not be running for president as much as I’d like to,” Trump said.