LeprechaunLaffs #64 for Wednesday 5/18


Leprechaun Laffs 9

Is It Friday

Is It Friday Yet?

Got to love time savers, coffee and Hump day Graphic all in one click! Not only that he looks a lot like I still feel, though the purple bunny slippers are more a Molly thing as I generally don’t wear much of any footwear in the house. I’ve been feeling so lousy lately even coffee doesn’t make much of an improvement, not even when a wee dram accidentally falls in me cuppa.

Be sure to check the Last Word today as we have discovered evidence that among may be a famous reader, who  we think it is and why!

God At His Computer

DL - Animal Chatter HEader

MEMO

TO: ImpishDragon

FROM: “the Shredder” in Mailroom

Re: Equipment Request

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Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.
One said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”
I don’t think I have ever heard of that one, said the other cowboy. “What is it?”
Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.
Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and
whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.’
Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

Cicero Dance Quote

Eve Of Destruction Video

Gracemj sends us this one. I don’t normally hold with holy rollering and personally find it offensive. I feel its used too much too publically and usually not only hypocritically but for entirely wrong reasons from the Lord’s intention (if we can presume to know such a thing)However the graphic paired with this make me will to overlook the small amount at the end.

She writes “This protest song was written in 1965. Unfortunately, it still rings true today.”

If anything Gracie it grows more true every day we allow things to continue on this path. Sadly pretty soon we will be unable to stop our own destruction at our own hands.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akoukq5DvAE&feature=player_embedded#at=48

The eastern world, it is exploding
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill, but not for votin'
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'

But you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

Don't you understand what I'm tryin' to say
Can't you feel the fears I'm feelin' today?
If the button is pushed, there's no runnin' away
There'll be no one to save, with the world in a grave
[Take a look around ya boy, it's bound to scare ya boy]

And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad feels like coagulatin'
I'm sitting here just contemplatin'
I can't twist  the truth, it knows no regulation.
Handful of senators don't pass legislation
And marches alone can't bring integration
When human respect is disintegratin'
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin'

And you tell me
Over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama
You may leave here for 4 days in space
But when you return, it's the same old place
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace
Hate your next-door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace
And… tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend
You don't believe
We're on the eve
Of destruction
Mm, no no, you don't believe
We're on the eve
of destruction.

Eve of Destruction was written by 19-year-old songwriter P. F. Sloan in 1965 and eventually became Barry McGuire’s one and only big Billboard chart hit song.

Scary that a 19 year old in 1965 could see things that clearly but sadly most of us are still unable to. Fortunately for you DragonLaffs reader you have Impish and myself who can see clearly and cry out in warning against the impending darkness.

WHOA! Where the heck did ALL this just come from? Apparently being sick make me not only mean(ier) & nasty(ier) it makes me broody and Apocalyptic too! Quick we need a belly laff!

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Dl - Hazmat Groaner

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Chinese, a Japanese, a Kiwi, a Canuck, an Eskimo, a Fijian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Spaniard, a Mongolian, a Tibetan, a Polack, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Indian, an Italian, a Brazilian, a Kenyan, a South African, a Filipino, a Pakistani, a Korean, an Argentinean, a Lithuanian, a Dane, a Finn, a Swede, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Croat, and a Panamanian go to a fancy bar…………..

The bouncer says, “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

Direct your cat calls and spoiled produce at/to: K-squared tagand Beamrider for that little travesty of humor.

 

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Impish walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
Impish says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 please.” The Dragon reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, Impish and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke..”
The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same..”
Again Impish reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress.
“No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,” says the Dragon.
“Same,” says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.”
Once again Impish pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?”
“Well,” says Impish, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a leprechaun appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there..”
“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress.. “Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”
“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the Dragon.
The waitress asks, “What’s with the ostrich?”
Impish sighs, pauses and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say..”

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OK boys and girls remember you heard it here first! last Friday, less and one week ago I said Trump was not going to make the cut and I considered him out of it.

Apparently not only does “The Donald’ read DragonLaffs, apparently he knows when Lethal says “You’re Fired!” wise people pack up and take their political aspirations home with them with as much dignity shards as you can gather after blowing the initial screening interview for the biggest job in the USA.! This posted just after noon on Monday, now doubt when he saw Fridays edition and my comments:

Donald Trump says he will not run for president in 2012

Associated Press May 16, 2011, 12:23PM

Donald Trump

NEW YORK — After months of flirting with politics, Donald Trump said Monday he won’t run for president, choosing to stick with hosting “The Celebrity Apprentice” over entering the race for the Republican nomination.

The reality TV star and real estate magnate made his announcement at a Manhattan hotel as NBC, which airs his show, rolled out its fall lineup.

He’s spent the past few months weighing whether to seek the presidency, delivering speeches to national GOP groups, traveling to early primary states like New Hampshire and criticizing President Barack Obama from afar.

He is the second Republican in a matter of days to say no to a bid for the GOP nomination. Mike Huckabee announced Saturday that he wouldn’t seek the presidency.

At the Hilton hotel in New York, NBC said that “The Celebrity Apprentice” would be coming back in midseason. But Bob Greenblatt, the head of NBC entertainment, said the only mystery would be whether Trump was host.

Trump then took the stage, saying the show has made a lot of money for charity and that he wanted to continue doing so.

“I will not be running for president as much as I’d like to,” Trump said.

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DL Closing Credits

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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2 Responses to LeprechaunLaffs #64 for Wednesday 5/18

  1. Don Schindler says:

    A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies.

    Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. “Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!” she screams.

    Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: “Don’t worry, lady. I’ll talk you down, just do as I say.

    First I need you to give me your height and position”

    “I’m 5″2′ and sitting in the front”

    • lethalleprechaun says:

      Don WE make the jokes here people submit them to US and WE decide which ones get in.

      You want to start being funny and deciding GET YOUR OWN BLOG!

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