Leprechaun Laffs #50 (Friday)


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Well ok it’s probably more accurate to say because I got all my work done by Friday. I am doing nothing to day and getting paid for it. Nothing that is except listening to my personal assistant whose name just happens to be Friday bitch about doing all the work around here!

ANYWAYS.…50 issues of Leprechaun Laffs, a ‘mini mile stone’! WOOT! Good thing its Friday ‘cause from where I sit (in front of a keyboard sweating out the details of this issue) that’s plenty of reason to celebrate tonight!

You’ll find some new graphics lurking about too. I figured that after 50 issues ‘twas high time I had me own distinct look and feel for my posts. Since Impish has been supposed to remove the reference to opening by him from the banner I have been using for quite a while now and given his health/work load was unlikely to get to it for an even longer while, (It’s amazing how the honey-do list always trumps the Dragon-do or Leprechaun-do list) I decided to try my hand at making a few myself. This got to be quite entertaining when I realized that he was not there to slap me hands over any tag lines that might have “accidentally” wound up in the finish products. (Tag line suggestions gratefully accepted at LethalLeprechaun@ Ymail.com – please note that’s not a typo it is supposed to read ymail and you’ll need to remove the deliberate additional space after the @ so placed there to keep harvester bots at bay)

And Now On To The Business o’ Laughing ‘Til It Hurts!

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It’s Friday, and after the week I’ve had, to HELL with coffee, its Guinness time!

Not Tax with foolish

 

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says, “I was in  Iraq  for one tour.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.”   Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am
every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
pm, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”

“This is a government job”, the interviewer says.. “For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
point in you coming in for that.”

Well that would certainly help explain 42 cent stamps! Must be Starbucks coffee!

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I didn’t realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers.  I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth.

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You probably have one or two just lying around somewhere, now is the time to use them before they lose their value, and it’s too late!!

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Leprecahun Tech Talk 2

NGP

Simply codenamed NGP (Next Generation Portable) at present, the handheld device features a 5-inch OLED touchscreen, front and rear cameras 3G and WiFi connectivity and several features tailored specifically for gaming.

A high performance CPU and GPU allows the console to produce visuals comparable with Sony’s home console, PlayStation 3. The NGP is the first handheld games console to feature dual analogue sticks and has touch control on both the screen and a rear tracking pad. In addition, the NPG also features the same gyroscopic motion control technology contained within Sony’s PlayStation Move. Used in conjunction with NPG’s front and rear cameras, the motion sensors allow players to tilt the console to control games, or change their viewpoint.

NGP is also designed for Artificial Reality Games (ARGs) which incorporate the real world into the gameplay. As an example, a show reel at Sony’s conference depicted a group of friends scoring points by jumping into the air.

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Sony were also keen to highlight NGP’s social connectivity. In built software called ‘Near’ uses the equipped compass and GPS to track your position and locate other NGP players and what games they are playing. While Live Area allows you to move seamlessly between your game and text chat with friends. Live Area also allows players to visit the PlayStation Store to download new content without interrupting their game.

Sony demonstrated an NGP version of successful action-adventure Uncharted, while several third party publishers pledged support for the machine, including Activision, who announced a new Call of Duty title for the device. By Tom Hoggins, in Tokyo 9:31AM GMT 27 Jan 2011

So there you have it straight from the Leprechaun and ‘tis no blarney about it either. “Tis sure ta be out just in time for the Cmas Gift Grabbin’ Riot we call Black Friday & Cyber Monday. Here kind hearted soul that I am I’ve given ya almost 7 full months warning on the subject! ‘Tis probably time best spent figuring out how ta pay for the bloody thing too!

 

Older - Funnier

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THE PLAN

A.. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.

B.. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.

C.. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.

D.. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.

                      DAMN! – I love it when a plan comes together . . .

 

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Texas Monthly Talks TED NUGENT

Humm going to have to seriously think about suggesting to Donald Trump who currently leads in several polls of possible republican candidates that he consider ‘the Nuge’ as a possible running mate. A little business savvy & financial common sense from Trump plus a little ‘enough of treating criminals politically correct’ (which I am willing to bet trickles right down to his border defense views) from Nugent…. shades of Ronald Regan! Then we just might find ourselves starting to actually recover a small portion of that we have lost in America, dignity respect as a nation, control over our own finances and affairs and just MAYBE we’d find ourselves back on the road to being the Superpower we SHOULD be once again.

If you can’t see the video its because you are not watching it at the blog like you should be! http://dragonlaffs.com Get thee hence!!

 

LMBO it just occurred to me that VPOTUS Nugent walking around armed would drive the Secret Service insane! I’ll be those weekend trips to Camp David would be really interesting too!

Like what you’re hearing? Want to hear more of Ted’s views? Sure no problem!

Ted Nugent on SCOTUS 2nd Amendment Ruling

Can’t see it? Wanna? GO TO THE BLOG! Http://Dragonlaffs.com

 

Uncle Ted has a message for Hillary Clinton

Can’t see it? Wanna? GO TO THE BLOG! Http://Dragonlaffs.com

 

Ted Nugent on Border Security –
Ted Nugent talks about Border Security on Fox News with Neil Cavuto

Do I REALLY need to say what to do a 3rd time if you can’t see this?

 

ted white and blueNow there are many of you that think the Ol’ Leprechaun is yanking your chain on this one but judging by what I see on-line there are several apparently voter attractive combinations featuring Ted and his brand of “America According to the Founding Fathers’ Vision” politics…

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Nugent & Norris huh? Well if they’ll support ‘The Kicker & The Rocker’ I wonder how long it will be until someone suggest pairing ‘The Wrestler & The Rocker’ and we see Ventura – Nugent 2012 bumper stickers?

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Yes We can Bankrupt

About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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