Been enjoy a brief bout of fall weather here in Texas. We’ve had a few nights in the low 50’s and Monday it didn’t even make 70!

No worries however by the time you read this we’ll be well back into the 80s during the day and low 60s at night.

While I can’t say I miss the snow, (when we get snow here it’s flurries that fall and they don’t last- 2001 the year I arrived here was the first white Christmas in Houston in 100 years and that was about 1/2 an inch on the grass and bushes that didn’t last much past noon) I do miss a good New England fall with the foliage tours and a little frost, walking in the woods or fishing early in the morning with the mist skirting over the pond, the sight of Canadian Geese migrating south for the winter like great formations of bombers.

Of course there is something to be said for being able to dine outside on Christmas attired in cargo shorts, a t-shirt and flip flops as well.

 

Hell they can’t even have any of our coffee…but you can!

 

Here To Stay

A customer at a coffee shop was clearly peeved by the text message he’d just received. “You ever have that ex-girlfriend who just won’t go away?” he asked his friend.

“Yeah,” came the reply. “My wife.”

Assumed Name

A fourth marriage meant yet another name change for me. I didn’t realize the upheaval it had caused until I asked my father why I hadn’t heard from him in a while.

“I forgot your phone number,” he said.

“You could’ve looked it up in the phone book.”

“I didn’t know what name to look under.”

 

Light bulb

Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Who cares? They never get the house anyway.

Happy

My husband and I attended a bridal fair trying to drum up work for his fledgling wedding photography business. One vendor assumed we were engaged and asked when the big day was.

“Oh, we’ve been married ten years,” I said.

“Really?” she asked. “But you look so happy.

Love Letters

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. “We were in love,” she recalled, “and wrote to each other every week. It was during that time that I discovered how wonderful your grandfather was.”

“Did you marry Grandpa when he came home from the war?” I asked.

“Oh, I didn’t marry the man who wrote the letters. Your grandfather was the mailman.”

 

Caine’s Arcade 2: The Global Cardboard Challenge & Imagination Foundation

 

Two Arkansas policemen, one a rookie, the other an older red neck cop, were making their rounds through a lover’s lane type of spot, when they spied a very young couple fooling around in a tent.

“Cletus, what should we do?” The rookie cop always deferred to his more experienced partner.

Cletus spat some tobacco juice on the ground. “Bo, we tell the little punk to scram, and then we have some fun with little
Miss Purty, or we throw ’em both in jail. That’s what we do!”

Cletus told Bo to go first, and Bo did.

The boyfriend ran off into the woods and Cletus watched the tent shake, rattle and roll for the next ten minutes. The girl didn’t seem to be too upset that her little boyfriend was gone either!

Bo came back to the car zipping up his uniform, and Cletus went drooling to the tent. Cletus entered and said, “Now, little girl, you’re gonna find out what it’s like with a real man.”

From under the blanket, Cletus heard an incredulous familiar voice say, “Daddy?”

 

We don’t need no education
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher leave them kids alone
Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!

Pink Floyd- Brick in the Wall Pt 2

Teacher Ridicules Student for Romney T-Shirt

<In a whining nasally tone> “But Lethal you promised no politics until after November 1st!”

Do I even have to come out and say this has nothing to do with the political aspect of the incident? This DOES have everything to do with a Teacher forcing her values on a student and publically bullying & humiliating the student. Sadly it’s also about RACE and the race card being played and used against kids!

 

Many Republicans can’t help but wonder if a student wearing a pro-Obama T-Shirt in a Philadelphia school would have been subject to the kind of humiliation that Samantha Pawlucy was forced to endure.
The 16-year old sophomore, who attends Charles Carroll High School, told CNBC’s Larry Kudlow, that she was humiliated by a teacher for wearing a T-shirt in support of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.

She said the teacher compared her to the worst racists in history — the Ku Klux Klan.

“It was really embarrassing, and I think she did it because she’s against Mitt Romney,” Samantha said.

“I was really nervous,” she added, “and I was worried that after class, people were going to come up to me and say something.”

Events unfolded last Friday. Nothing out of the ordinary happened until the student arrived at her geometry class — before that time the shirt didn’t raise any objections.

However, the offending teacher saw the Romney / Ryan shirt “and told me to get out of the classroom, I said no,” Samantha explained on “The Kudlow Report.”

When she stood her ground and refused to change, Samantha said the teacher pulled her into the hall and encouraged others to make fun of her. And according to news reports, the teacher attempted to scribble on the shirt.

Samantha also admitted to Kudlow that she was so embarrassed by what happened she hasn’t returned to class. “I don’t want to be threatened and I want the teacher to be fired.”

Samantha’s father Richard Pawlucy is beside himself. He told Larry Kudlow that he wouldn’t tolerate his daughter being bullied by anybody let alone a teacher.

Although they’ve met with school officials about the incident, neither Samantha nor her father are satisfied. “The teacher told us it was a joke. That she jokes around with students. There’s nothing funny about what she did.”

The school district confirmed to CNBC that an incident occurred and it is conducting an investigation to determine whether disciplinary action is necessary.

Click here for more on this issue and about the teacher, you won’t believe WHY this was done.

I cannot even begin to count the number of things this teacher did  that were wrong! There should be NO WAY that this “teacher” keeping her job is an acceptable outcome to this incident NOR should the teaching assistant escape unscathed either for siding with the teacher.

Kids! Refuse to

be Brainwashed!

 

To the unnamed Geometry ”teacher” (I use the term in the BROASEST sense of the word as she IS serving as a bad example which should be a lesson to the kids) who’s name SHOULD be made public so that she might suffer the same torment bullying and harassment as Samantha is being forced to for standing up for her beliefs and exercising her Freedom of Speech,

I LETHAL LEPRECHAUN HAVE THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE:

 

Do you think abortion should be completely legal, mostly legal, mostly illegal, or completely illegal?

8% Completely legal

16% Mostly legal

48% Mostly illegal

28% Completely illegal

Frankly I found the answer above totally baffling in view of the responses to the next question which immediately followed the above:

 Do you agree or disagree that women should have the right to make decisions regarding abortion without government intervention?

23% Strongly Disagree

14% Disagree

11% Neutral

24% Agree

28% Strongly Agree

So, apparently, if I interpret these poll results correctly, it should be entirely up to the woman as to whether or not she chooses to break the law and seek a governmentally prohibited abortion?

Do you agree or disagree that the U.S. Government has the right to detain U.S. citizens suspected of terrorism indefinitely and without trial in special cases?

23% Strongly Agree

13% Agree

6% Neutral

19% Disagree

39% Strongly Disagree

How would you characterize current US policy related to gun control and 2nd Amendment rights?

4% Too lenient and out-dated

75% Too strict, if not unconstitutional

21% Fair and reasonable

Would you support a ballot initiative to end affirmative action in employment, education, and contracting?

94% Yes

3% No

3% Not sure

Do you agree or disagree that politicians should be prohibited from becoming lobbyists for a certain amount of time after they leave government?

85% Strongly Agree

7% Agree

4% Neutral

2% Disagree

2% Strongly Disagree

 

Teacher asks the kids in class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Lil’ Johnny: “I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:

And you, Tanya?

” I wanna be Lil’ Johnny’s bitch!”

Ever Whack YOUR Thumb?

The priest is repairing the church fence.

Little Johnny is standing nearby for a long while.

The priest asks him: “Do you want to speak with me, little Johhny?”

“No, I’m just waiting.”

“Waiting for what?”

“Waiting to hear what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.”

 

This is something I would not normally post in Leprechaun Laughs, largely because it encourages others to forward every damned prayer request they get to their entire address book regardless of if the person they are spamming with it cottons to this sort of thing or not. However in view of the nature of this request and its urgency I am making an exception in this one case.

From Gailwynds331 a request for Prayers :

Prayer request
I have a prayer request. There’s a lady I’ve known forever. She’s very sick. On top of that, she’s being abused by those to whom she has given everything….. Lies about her abound, and seem to come from all sides. Just breaks my heart. Seems there’s nothing I can do alone but maybe, if we join in and lift her up together, we can heal her. She’s well over 230 years old, but way too young to die. Her name is ‘ America ‘… And I love her and have always been proud of her. Please take time to say a prayer for her – even if it is a short, simple prayer like, “Lord, please heal our land. Amen.” Thanks!

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING.

Requesting 40 days of prayer for our country, beginning September 28, 2012 and through election day! “If my people, who are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.” (2 Chronicles 7:14)

 

Bearded Dragon vs Grape

Watch ’till the end – it’s funny!

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Lemon-Rosemary Coffee Cake

Yield: Makes 8 to 10 servings

Total: 2 Hours, 20 Minutes

Ingredients

• Parchment paper
• 3 large lemons
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 1/4 cups sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1/2 cup very cold butter, cubed
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 3/4 cup buttermilk*
• 1 large egg
• 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh rosemary
• 1 (10-oz.) jar lemon curd
• Powdered sugar
• Garnishes: fresh rosemary sprigs, lemon slices

Preparation

1. Preheat oven to 350°. Lightly grease bottom and sides of a 9-inch spring form pan. Line bottom of pan with parchment paper.

2. Grate zest from lemons to equal 1 Tbsp. Cut lemons in half; squeeze juice from lemons into a bowl to equal 5 Tbsp. Reserve zest and 1 Tbsp. lemon juice.

3. Combine flour, sugar, and salt in bowl of a food processor; pulse 3 to 4 times or until blended. Add butter; pulse 6 to 7 times or until mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Reserve 1 cup flour mixture.

4. Transfer remaining flour mixture to bowl of a heavy-duty electric stand mixer. Add baking powder and baking soda; beat at low speed until well blended. Add buttermilk, egg, and 1/4 cup lemon juice; beat at medium speed 1 1/2 to 2 minutes or until batter is thoroughly blended, stopping to scrape bowl as needed. Stir in rosemary. Spoon half of batter into prepared pan.

5. Whisk lemon curd in a small bowl about 1 minute or until loosened and smooth; carefully spread over batter in pan. Top with remaining half of batter.

6. Stir together reserved lemon zest, 1 Tbsp. lemon juice, and 1 cup flour mixture; sprinkle lemon zest mixture over batter in pan.

7. Bake at 350° for 45 to 50 minutes or until a long wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean.

8. Let cool in pan on a wire rack 10 minutes. Gently run a sharp knife around edge of cake to loosen; remove sides of pan. Cool cake completely on wire rack (about 1 hour). Dust with powdered sugar just before serving.

*Greek yogurt may be substituted.

 

More evidence that Islam and Muslims are not only a threat to the safety and security of Americans abroad, as well as at home in the US but of their insurgency and intentions to over throw Democracy in the US and replace it with a Muslim Shariah form over government not only for the Muslims but for everyone. These people are in effect Joe Stalin in a turban, they’re do not have the military infrastructure he did or you be your ass they’d have no qualms and find Koran precedent for using it.

CAIR’s One-way Attack on Free Speech

Recently the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR), had asked Obama to address what they call an “alarming level of anti-Islam hate” in the country. While it is true that the voices against Islam in America are on the rise, CAIR fails to mention that there is a very good reason that our voices are on the rise. What they fail to mention and condemn is what pro-Sharia Muslims are saying across America. You see CAIR is like Islam, a one-way street. Muslims can say whatever they want, but according to them we can only say what they approve of. Which is no criticism of Islam.

Here are some examples of what American Muslims are preaching across the country, with no condemnation by CAIR.

NY Muslims: Koran Says to Terrorize Them, so we Have to Prepare Weapons~Video

Apparently our authorities just do not care that the NY based members of RevolutionMuslim.com call for Muslims to prepare weapons as the Koran tells Muslims to terrorize non-Muslims. So they are allowed to continue to preach and here is this past Friday’s hate sermon, in which the RevolutionMuslim.com spokesman rants that Sharia Law has the solution for all of mankind’s problems. He also calls for the extortion (jizya) of Jews and Christians. It is funny that if a Mafia member called for extortion he would get locked up, but when a Muslim does it is OK. Oh I forgot, most of our authority figures are afraid to face the threat of Islam.

This video regrettably was removed from YouTube- Likely because of Muslim complaints. They don’t want you hearing about their intentions for you because  you’ll criticize Islam if you do. In fact every video in the 3 articles I used to prepare this portion of today’s Parting Shot are labeled “Removed By User” IMO I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch of logic to think that the RevolutionMuslim.com is behind their removal with threats of legal &/or physical action against the poster- most likely both.

This post is the second part of last Friday’s hate sermon from the NY based RevolutionMuslim.com. Since the authorities have done nothing to stop them from preaching hatred, they are pushing their right to free speech further and further.

For the record, the Koran does say to terrorize non-Muslims. Here is an example.

Koran verses 8.12 & 8.13

008.012
YUSUFALI: Remember thy Lord inspired the angels (with the message): “I am with you: give firmness to the Believers: I will instill terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers: smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them.”

008.013
YUSUFALI: This because they contended against Allah and His Messenger: If any contend against Allah and His Messenger, Allah is strict in punishment.

 

This ‘spokesman’ is preaching terrorism, sedition and insurrection . Make no mistake that is exactly what is being called for by RevolutionMuslim.com, even by the narrowest of definitions of the terms:

se·di·tion/siˈdiSHən/

Noun:

Conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.

Synonyms:

rebellion – mutiny – revolt – riot – insurgency

in·sur·rec·tion/ˌinsəˈrekSHən/

Noun:

A violent uprising against an authority or government: “opposition to the new regime led to armed insurrection”.

Synonyms:

rebellion – revolt – uprising – insurgency – rising

insurgency:

an organized rebellion aimed at overthrowing a constituted government through the use of subversion and armed conflict.

sub·ver·sion

noun \səb-ˈvər-zhən, -shən\

the act of subverting : the state of being subverted; especially : a systematic attempt to overthrow or undermine a government or political system by persons working secretly from within

We’re going to see this last definition come into play in a moment so make a mental note of it. QUIT THE MOANING AND GROANING I’M GIVING YOU A HARD TASK!

D.C. Imam Musa and his organization do not hide their goal of Islam devouring America.

As-Sabiqun is an Islamic movement that believes in the Islamic State of North America no later than 2050. Those who engage in this great effort require a high level of commitment and determination. We are sending out a call to the believers: Join with us in this great struggle to change the world!

Earlier this year at a Chicago conference held by Hizb ut-Tahrir, Imam Jaleel Abdul Adil made the following statement.

“And this is our charge today-we have to keep working until Allah (swt)has allowed us, us today in the United States and around the world, living in the blessed time that we have the honor of working to establish Allah’s (swt) word supreme on this earth, we have the honor sharing solutions that no one else has. We have to take advantage of this and be inspired-that if they offer us the sun, or the moon, or a nice raise, or a passort, or a house in suburbs or even a place to pray at the job-on the condition that we stop calling for Islam as a complete way of life-we should never do that, ever do that unless and until Islam becomes victorius or we die in the attempt.”

Brooklyn Imam Siraj Wahhaj has the same anti-Muslim message.

“…And [Allah] declared ‘Whoever is at war with my friends, I declare war on them.’ … Your true friend is Allah, the messenger, and those who believe…. Hear what I’m telling you well. The Americans are not your friends … The Canadians are not your friends … The Europeans are not your friends. Your friend is Allah, the Messenger and those who believe. These people will never be satisfied with you until you follow their religion …”

While the list goes on and on, I will leave us off with CAIR’s own words.

Omar Ahmad
Co-Founder of the Council on American-Islamic Relations
President and CEO of Silicon Expert Technologies.
Former Islamic Association for Palestine (IAP) Officer.

“Those who stay in America should be open to society without melting, keeping Mosques open so anyone can come and learn about Islam. If you choose to live here, you have a responsibility to deliver the message of Islam … Islam isn’t in America to be equal to any other faiths, but to become dominant. The Koran, the Muslim book of scripture, should be the highest authority in America, and Islam the
only accepted religion on Earth.”

Obviously CAIR is an enemy of the America we know and love, therefore no one should have any concern for what they want.

Personally I find CAIR like all Muslims to be hypocritical. They are ‘the religion of peace’ but they preach violence, they demand respect and tolerance of their ways and views going so far as to demand we treat them by their law & customs in our land, but are totally intolerant of our laws and customs in our own land, they came to America allegedly for freedom and a better way of life, but seek to destroy both and install the same totalitarian religious rule that made their own countries such backwards shitholes of hatred in the first place!

Lethal! WHY are we allowing this to happen inside our own borders and to our detriment? Where is the Department of Homeland Security (which was created for the purpose of and  who’s own Mission Statement states: The Department’s mission is to ensure a homeland that is safe, secure, and resilient against terrorism and other hazards ) the FBI and the Justice Department to say nothing of our leaders?!

Actually the answer is very simple, they are all suffering from an acute case of Islamaphobia.

“Islamophobia”: The fear of speaking out against the rapidly growing religion/ideology that is out to repress all who do not follow its doctrine.

As if that in and of itself were not bad enough these Islamic insurgents are making their way into our justice system and protecting those who harm us via the subversion of our justice system! Remember that definition of subversion I gave you a little while ago? No? It was too hard? Thought so! Scroll back and look at it again wile I post this next bit. Grab a quick swing of your coffee too- just make sure to swallow it all before reading this next section.

Pennsylvania Judge Uses Court To Push Sharia, Defend Muslim Attacker Of Atheist

A Muslim judge, an atheist and another Muslim walk into a courtroom — and, nope, this isn’t the beginning of a bad joke.

A judge in Pennsylvania dismissed assault charges against a Muslim who allegedly choked an atheist during a Halloween parade because the man offended Islam. American Atheists’ Pennsylvania State Director Ernest Perce V was wearing a “zombie Muhammad” costume and claiming to be the Prophet Muhammad risen from the dead at a Halloween parade on Oct. 11 in Mechanicsburg, Pa. Also at the parade was a zombie version of the Catholic Pope.

As the atheists marched down the street, an enraged Muslim named Talaag Elbayomy stormed out of the crowd and latched on to a sign hanging from Perce’s neck that read “Only Muhammad can Rape America,” pulling until the strings choked the man.

Police officer Bryan Curtis, upon witnessing the assault, intervened and charged Elbayomy — who said he believed it was illegal to mock Muhammad — with harassment.

Curtis told Pennsylvania’s WHTM-TV, “Mr. Perce has the right to do what he did that evening, and the defendant in this case was wrong in what he did in confronting him.” Adding, “I believe that I brought a case that showed proof beyond a reasonable doubt, and the case was dismissed, and I was disappointed.”

District Judge Mark Martin, however, didn’t agree and instead accused Perce of “using the First Amendment” to madden Muslims.

According to WND, while brandishing a Quran, Judge Martin delivered a scathing attack against Perce in support of Muslims. An excerpt follows:

Well, having had the benefit of having spent over two-and-a-half years in predominantly Muslim countries, I think I know a little bit about the faith of Islam. In fact, I have a copy of the Quran here, and I would challenge you, Sir, to show me where it says in the Quran that Muhammad arose and walked among the dead. I think you misinterpreted a couple of things. So before you start mocking somebody else’s religion, you might want to find out a little more about it. It kind of makes you look like a doofus…

In many other Muslim-speaking countries, err, excuse me, many Arabic-speaking countries, predominantly Muslim, something like this is definitely against the law there, in their society. In fact, it could be punished by death, and frequently is, in their society.

Here in our society, we have a Constitution that gives us many rights, specifically First Amendment rights. It’s unfortunate that some people use the First Amendment to deliberately provoke others. I don’t think that’s what our forefathers intended. I think our forefathers intended to use the First Amendment so we can speak with our mind, not to p— off other people and cultures – which is what you did.

I don’t think you’re aware, Sir, there’s a big difference between how Americans practice Christianity – I understand you’re an atheist – but see Islam is not just a religion. It’s their culture, their culture, their very essence, their very being. They pray five times a day toward Mecca. To be a good Muslim before you die, you have to make a pilgrimage to Mecca, unless you’re otherwise told you cannot because you’re too ill, too elderly, whatever, but you must make the attempt. Their greeting is ‘Salam alaikum, wa-laikum as-Salam,’ uh, ‘May God be with you.’

Whenever it is very common, their language, when they’re speaking to each other, it’s very common for them to say, uh, Allah willing, this will happen. It’s, they’re so immersed in it. And what you’ve done is, you’ve completely trashed their essence, their being. They find it very, very, very offensive. I’m a Muslim. I find it offensive. I find what’s on the other side of this [sign] very offensive. But you have that right, but you are way outside your bounds of First Amendment rights. …

I’ve spent about seven years living in other countries. When we go to other countries, it’s not uncommon for people to refer to us as ‘ugly Americans.’ This is why we hear it referred to as ‘ugly Americans,’ because we’re so concerned about our own rights, we don’t care about other people’s rights. As long as we get our say, but we don’t care about the other people’s say.

You can’t believe this shit? Me neither don’t feel bad. I got a fiver that says this judge is on both Obama’s and the CAIR’s “Ramadan Card List”. Any takers?

Want to bet if the Muslim had been in the parade mocking Christ and a Born Again Catholic ( I use them as an example because of the judges logic regarding the ingrainedness of Islamic religious practices in Muslim society. BAC’s are always reading the Bible, praying or saying “God Bless/I’ll pray for you” or “it would be such a blessing if” so are the rough equivalent in religious cultural immersion) were offended and attacked him the outcome would have been far different for the Catholic?

Hang on though there is more to this stomach turning courtroom drama:

After delivering his lesson in Sharia Law, Martin dismissed the charges against Elbayomy despite video evidence of the attack and Curtis’ testimony on Perce’s behalf.

Let’s just have a week peek at that video evidence shall we? We’d better hurry before CAIR and the Muslims intimidate this video off YouTube as well, after all, it IS critical of a Muslim and shows a depiction of Mohammad so it must be offensive!

 

Perce, (victim) angered by Martin’s dismissal of the charge and the lengths he went to belittle the plaintiff, released the following the following recording of the judge’s ruling. Perce claims he had permission to release the audio, but Martin is now threatening to hold him in contempt of court, according to the Scranton Atheism Examiner.

You can listen to an actual transcript of the court proceedings including testimony by the arresting officer  and the argument presented by the Prosecution here:

 

If you choose not to play the whole thing (I expect most of you not to) at least play the section from time index 31:25–31:35 the judge says “I’m a Muslim, I find it offensive“. He admits to being Muslim but does not recuse himself from the case!

re·cuse/riˈkyo͞oz/

Verb:(of a judge) Excuse oneself from a case because of a possible conflict of interest or lack of impartiality.

Here are Pierce’s (victims) comments on the video he released to expose this miscarriage of justice by this obviously impartial judge and his miscarriage of justice in upholding Muslim law over the laws of the US:

The parading atheists marched in the Mechanicsburg Halloween Parade on Oct 11, 2011 as the Zombie Messengers of God. Talaag, a Muslim, attacked a parade participant in defense of the Prophet of ISLAM. Blasphemy shall not be tolerated in the Borough of Mechanicsburg, PA.

This is the entire trial and we ask you to make your decision whether he acted appropriately or not and then call Judge Mark Martin at 717-766-4575.

He may hold me in contempt of court for releasing this audio. Please spread this video in celebration of FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN AMERICA!

I didn’t speak out because the Judge ordered me to not release the audio and said I would violate section 112 of the Rules of Pennsylvania Court. However, this rule does not apply to me. I’m in the boundaries of the law and I’m tired of his contempt court bullying. I’m releasing the video and fully aware of the results that I could and will be illegally jailed or fined under this action. FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN AMERICA is our founding rights.

No appeal is allowed since that would be double jeopardy.

Emphasis on that last line is mine. Here for those of you still reading this is the Judges response (abet well picked apparent for its outright lies, distortions of the truth and fact spin.

Mark Martin, the judge in the now-infamous zombie Muhammad case in Pennsylvania, has responded to the criticism of him on Jonathan Turley’s blog. Unfortunately, he offers little more than finger pointing, non sequiturs and red herrings. He says:

http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2012/03/01/judge-mark-martin-responds-to-criticism/

So then to sum up this portion of my Parting Shot, we have a Judge who failed to recuse himself from a case where he implies he knew from the start he could not be objective about which conveniently is NOT open to appeal for his gross misconduct. HE ignored not ONLY the preponderance of the evidence but Civil  & Federal Laws which he is sworn to uphold to achieve his ruling basing it on personal convictions and  his Islamic religious beliefs.

This judge has since made statements contradictory of the records of his own court which means that one statement or the other is perjury. Additionally he has used the weight of his position in an attempt to bully the plaintiff into silence  over his abuse of his judicial power. Worse yet this ruling if not vacated over turned or in someway altered becomes the basis for legal precedent in Pennsylvania!

HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS MUSLIM ASS KISSING CLOSET ISLAMIST STILL ON THE FREAKING BENCH?

I’ll tell you how- because the Pennsylvania Judicial System is rife with “Islamophobia” as defined above plain and simple. Try and remove him and he’ll scream religious persecution. Try and remove him and every person that he ever put in jail will want and appeal claiming the judge was biased against them because they were not Muslim or that he used Shariah Law to judge their case. This would tie up the Appellate Court in Pennsylvania for decades. So they ignore this guy and he gets to continue subverting our laws and protecting Muslims.

What we need people are elected officials at every level and those in charge of Homeland Security, the FBI, ICE and every other agency of law enforcement right down to the dog catcher level who at immune to “Islamaphobia” and are in fact down right INTOLERENT of it, those who preach the overthrow of the US and who abuse the privilege of being here. We should not be expected to adapt and make allowance for Islam in our own country, rather Islam needs to learn to adapt and respect our laws and our way of life or learn we can and WILL fight back and TO THEIR DEATHS if necessary to defend our way of life and our hard won freedoms- both civil and religious.

Nobody I know on a personal, law enforcement or military level would have the least compunction about putting down a rabid animal or any additional animals associated with it out of fear they might be contaminated with rabies as well. We should have the same attitude with regard to this rabid religion and treat it in the same manner…as a dangerous and deadly disease which requires immediate, decisive and drastic action when encountered.

Until we wise up and learn this lesson and force it upon those in charge this disease will continue to plague us and spread virulently until it ultimately consumes us all and our Country. Personally if it gets to that I’ll to have to worry about choosing between the sword and conversion. I’ll already be dead slumped over waist deep in a pile of spent brass which can serve as my funerary bier &/or cairn.

 

Sources:

http://loganswarning.com/2009/12/26/cairs-one-way-attack-on-free-speech/

http://personalliberty.com/2012/02/27/pennsylvania-judge-uses-court-to-push-sharia-defend-muslim-attacker-of-atheist/

http://loganswarning.com/2009/12/19/congressional-candidate-l-torgerson-vs-cair-round-1/

Good Morning Campers!
As many of you know, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and as you all should know, that is very important to this particular dragon.  There is a great website called The Breast Cancer Site and by going there (their hyperlink is imbedded in the words “Breast” and “Cancer” two lines above and also the link is a permanent part of the blog site in the column to the right) you get a chance to click, once a day, to help provide free mammograms to women (and men) who need it.  When you go there, at the top of the page you will see this:
And all you must do is click the pink box and you’ve just helped someone get a free mammogram. 

So, let’s start with a redux of an old favorite…

A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn’t want to be late.

The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn’t give him a ticket.

The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn’t have anything to juggle.

The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the
juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there’s no way in hell I can pass that test.”


This either reminds me of yet another recycled oldie, or it’s one that I’ve heard recently and thus makes me think it’s been around for awhile…regardless, it’s still funny…

The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. “Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?” Five small voices answered in unison. “Okay, dad, you get the toy.”

A woman from 2008 interviews herself from 2012.  Funny and poignant.  This is excellent.  http://videos2view.net/herself.htm 

Madonna stood onstage at her concert in Washington D.C. and told the crowd

she will strip completely naked onstage if American voters re-elect President

Obama. The next morning the betting line in Las Vegas moved nine points.

She just elected Romney.

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Ann Romney says if Mitt is elected her biggest concern “obviously would just be

for his mental well-being.” Well, gosh, good thing he’s not going for

a high-stress kind of job

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Madonna told concert goers in D.C. Monday how great it is to have a Black

Muslim as president. The Obama campaign said nothing. This close to the election

it’s the standard White House policy to ignore anything that a half-dressed

woman says about the president.

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Hillary Clinton admitted the attack on the U.S. embassy in Libya was done

by al-Qaeda and not by mobs angry over an anti-Muslim video who happened to

be heavily armed. It was preposterous that she’d have ever believed it. Hillary never

acknowledges that a president has lied to her until the DNA tests come

back and there’s no way to deny it.

 

Hey Lady, wanna buy a bridge???

 

Hey!  We got a new section!  This one will be fun.  All things cops…and maybe even some firemen stuff….we’ll see as the weeks go by.

Do you remember the Ventures and Babbitt the drummer who played “Walk Don’t Run”?Do any of you remember the USAF Four Star General George Babbitt from Tacoma, WA? Anyone who thought the military is all spit and polish and discipline?Pretty interesting. General Babbitt was a drummer at one time for the Ventures.This is cool. Watch it. You will love it if you like rock n’ roll.Some of you probably don’t remember the Ventures. Those that do, enjoy the clip. It should bring a smile to your face.
http://www.stumptownblogger.com/2012/04/what-a-cool-video.html?cid=6a010536b86d36970c0163050cd62f970d


Yeah, I know, it’s been done before, but my dad sent it and it’s funny!!!!

The Queen’s Riddle

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of tea.. “Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, Your Majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.  Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me.” 

“Yes! Very good,” said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. “Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?” 

“I’m not sure,” said Biden. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, “Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?” 

Sarah Palin answered right back, “That’s easy, it’s me!”

Biden smiled, and said, “Thanks!” Then, he went back to speak with Obama. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Sarah Palin!” 

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, “No! You idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!

 

 

Here’s a really horrible groaner from Molly…yup. Lethal’s Molly.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he bit into the pizza?
Because he didn’t wait until it was cool!

 

The epitome of an “oh shit!” moment…

It is generally understood that most breast cancer is first found by a self exam (or found by your partner).  Therefore, learning to perform a self examination should be of highest priority for women.  (and men, but more about that in a later issue.)  Breast cancer mostly effects women over the age of 50, however, breast self examination should begin much earlier.  When I questioned the local breast expert, to find out at what age a woman should begin, Mrs. Dragon told me that it is not ridiculous to begin at the onset of puberty.  Having learned to NEVER disagree with Mrs. Dragon, I would take this as gospel.  Thinking about it as common sense, it makes perfectly common sense to begin as young as possible.  That allows a woman to notice any changes. 
Here then, is a short instructional message on how to perform a breast self examination.

Breast self-examination (BSE) is a method of finding abnormalities of the breast, for early detection of breast cancer. The method involves the woman herself looking at and feeling each breast for possible lumps, distortions or swelling.

BSE was once promoted heavily as a means of finding cancer at a more curable stage, but randomized controlled studies found that it was not effective in preventing death, and actually caused harm through needless biopsies and surgery.

1. The self-exam is performed by standing in front of a mirror with the torso exposed to view.
2. The woman looks in the mirror for visual signs of dimpling, swelling, or redness on or near the breasts. This is usually repeated in several positions, such as while having hands on the hips, and then again with arms held overhead.
3. The woman then palpates her breasts with the pads of her fingers to feel for lumps (either superficial or deeper in tissue) or soreness. To be effective, this process needs to cover the entire breast, including the “axillary tail” of each breast that extends toward the axilla (armpit). This is usually done once while standing in front of the mirror and again while lying down.
4. Some guidelines suggest mentally dividing the breast into four quadrants and checking each quadrant separately. Finally, women that are not breastfeeding gently squeeze each nipple to check for any discharge.

The 7 P’s of Breast Self Examination (BSE)

1. Position: Inspect breasts visually and palpate in the mirror with arms at various positions. Then perform the examination lying down, first with a pillow under one shoulder, then with a pillow under the other shoulder, and finally lying flat.
2. Perimeter: Examine the entire breast, including the nipple, the axillary tail that extends into the armpit, and nearby lymph nodes.
3. Palpation: Palpate with the pads of the fingers, without lifting the fingers as they move across the breast.
4. Pressure: First palpate with light pressure, then palpate with moderate pressure, and finally palpate with firm pressure.
5. Pattern: There are several examination patterns, and each woman should use the one which is most comfortable for her. The vertical strip pattern involves moving the fingers up and down over the breast. The pie-wedge pattern starts at the nipple and moves outward. The circular pattern involves moving the fingers in concentric circles from the nipple outward. Don’t forget to palpate into the axilla.
6. Practice: Practice the breast self-exam and become familiar with the feel of the breast tissue, so you can recognize changes. A health care practitioner can provide feedback on your method.
7. Plan: Know what to do if you suspect a change in your breast tissue. Know your family history of breast cancer. Have mammography done as often as your health care provider recommends.

For premenopausal women, BSE is best done at the same stage of their period every month to minimize changes due to the menstrual cycle. The recommended time is just after the end of the last period when the breasts are least likely to be swollen and tender. Older, menopausal women should do BSE once a month, perhaps on the first or last day of every month.

   

 October already! Boy how time flies when you’re always working under a deadline.

Between work, school (yes even I’m not too old to learn a few new things as it turns out), homework, helping Molly with her writing projects and the blog it seems like I’m forever rushing to meet the next deadline. My phone is so full of deadline reminders that it whimpers every time I pick it up and the little ditty it plays to remind me of the next looming deadline has taken on a pathetic wheeze. Just making the ‘dreadline’ for each weeks LL often is requiring literal midnight oil burning.

I told Impish about 6 weeks ago I had started collecting graphics for a Halloween issue but that’s about as far as that has gotten in the last 6 weeks. The way it stands now I’d give you 8:5  odds against there being a special issue for Halloween. At the rate things are going I’m going to be lucky to get out a Christmas special if I start now.

 OK I’ve lots to do still today and miles to go before I sleep. Unfortunately however the section of Texas I’m in has no woods lovely dark and deep. SIGH! I miss fall in New England!

 

 

 

A Wrong Answer

While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help.

“The word is eight letters long and starts with m, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.’”

“Monogamy,” he answered.

 

 

3 Funny Conversations Overheard at Dinner

Guy: Your glasses can’t be bad—you just got them!
Girl: Yeah, but I cheated on the eye exam, so it’s really my own fault.
Guy: That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Girl: I’m very competitive.

Girl: Why would he say that I was not educated?
Friend: Well, that’s not exactly what he said, now, was it?
Girl: No. He said I was tapid and voided of thought.
Friend: Vapid and devoid of thought.
Girl: Same thing.

Girl #1 (picking up box of baking soda): I didn’t know soda was baked.
Girl #2: Thank God it’s not fried! Do you know how many extra calories that would be?!

Overheard in New York

From The Unbearable Whiteness Of Being

Business-casual guy: Damn, that bitch was fine!
Business-casual girl: Oh, shut your pimp hole, Jerry

Those Who Can’t Remember the 1980s Are Doomed to Hear About Them

Mom: The strap on my Swatch watch is broken again.
Daughter: You have two Pateks and a Rolex. Why do you give such a crap about that Swatch watch?

At A Meeting Of the United Underminers’ Union

Loud girl: Okay, so what the hell did you do to your eyebrows?! They’re so sparse and choppy! I don’t even know how to get eyebrows to look like that! All I know is that they certainly didn’t look like that yesterday. I mean, did you take scissors to them or something? I can’t stop staring at them.
Meek girl, frantically scrambling for mirror in purse: I… don’t know, I mean I plucked them a little! Oh my God!
Loud girl: No… they look great, relax.

Overheard at the Office

2PM Still Doesn’t Explain the Waistcoast and Plumed Hat.

Female #1: I really want to get some new boots for winter.
Female #2: Me too. But I think I’m too short and stocky to wear them. I don’t want to end up looking like Puss In Boots!

9AM Okay, Here’s One and a Bonus Slap Upside the Head.

Man: Let me have $5 worth of Powerball tickets.
Woman behind the machine: The tickets are now $2 each.
Man: Okay, give me $3 worth then

4PM That’s Your Answer to Everything!

Sales manager: The hardest meal during Passover is breakfast. No toast, no muesli, no cereal… it’s impossible.
Colleague: What about bacon and eggs?

1PM And Surprisingly Spicy

Senior processor: My husband tastes like sausage…
Coworkers: (silence)
Senior processor: What!? He’s Polish!

9AM …Um, and How We Miss You Here

Officemate, calling coworker on the other coast:

Hola, mamacita! Oh nothing, just eating some tuna and I thought of you…

( I fervently hope is was fresh sushi grade tuna!)

Well apparently you guys like this feature as the potential subject material just keeps rolling in. Also I seem to be having an effect on SOME of you with my cajoling you to check these crazy claims before sending them to me .  The person who sent this several days later sent their own disproof of the myth apparently in an attempt to proved that my admonishments had not gone unheeded. Now if they had only gotten the part where I said check them BEFORE you forward them we’d be golden. Ah well better checked and called BS on late than not at all I guess.

For those of you who do not know who Ann Coulter is the female version of  Rush Limbaugh.  She is even further to the right than Limbaugh, brags about it & how much money her views have made her.

After all that is said and done according to the following bit that’s making its way around, it looks like the lady isn’t even really a true lady but more likely a transsexual, hemorphidite or has been gender reassigned (think Chaz Bono). All these things would be ultra repellant to the ultra conservatives she preaches to if any were true!

In other words the basic premise of the e-mail is: “Dat shim is a sham!”

Is Ann Coulter really a chick?Ann Coulter claims to have been born on December 8, 1961 in Connecticut but there is no birth record for a person with that name on that date nor for three years before and three years after that date. Coulter has never married, has never even been engaged, has given birth to no children, hasn’t even been seen around kids, and did not indicate whether male or female on the voter registration form. A computer analysis of Coulter’s writings concluded that the writer was male rather than female. Take a look. Coulter is six feet tall, has no female body fat but does have an Adam’s apple that looks like Coulter is swallowing a golf ball.

Now you tell me – and I am sure some of you will.
It is easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they have been fooled.

Check out the photos on these other pages:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Coulter

http://celebslists.com/3376-ann-coulter@imageann-coulter-03.jpg.html

http://forward.com/articles/11843/navigating-the-wake-of-ann-coulter-s-perfect-/

http://www.nerve.com/news/politics/ann-coulter-compares-andrew-breitbart-to-john-lennon

Ok I got to admit on the surface these photos ARE fairly compelling and I was largely due to lack of anything I was able to find to the contrary ready to claim this myth as undetermined and ask anyone who came in physical contact with Mz. Coulter to take one for the team and do a little exploratory groping so we could get a definitive answer on at least 2 of the 3 possibilities.

Now granted this doesn’t begin to address the issue of not being able to find a birth certificate on line for her but then again I KNOW my sister was born in the US I KNOW exactly WHERE in Connecticut and WHEN and under precisely what name and her’s is not locatable on line either. Digitizing their  decades old records is not really a high priority for many of the smaller New England towns so not being able to sit in a chair someplace comfortably and search on-line for something is not definitive proof it doesn’t exist IMHO. 

Then from the same source the original piece came to me I got this about 4 days later:

Thanks to Nancy for finding this info.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96HwPm814…
[adam’s apple]
WHAT THE F*CK IS ANN COULTER?!
Monday, October 27th, 2008
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0809_anncoulter
Ann Coulter
Ted Newsom looks at our “favorite” neocon from a medical vantage point.
Okay, motormouth pinup girl for the forces of evil? Sure. Braying, soulless ice queen?
Yes, yes. Devious toady for the repressive Right? Yeah, we can agree on that too.
But is this lanky creature a woman? A man? A transvestite, a transsexual, an odd
variation thereof, or is the high-profile blonde what old-time carnival barkers called
freaks like Zip the Pinhead: “Whatzis”?
Many opponents place the commentator’s sexuality at the mutant end of the spectrum.
Before we toss these insults into the wastebasket, remember that sexual definition
is a bell curve, with extreme male and female examples on either end…and a lot of
combinations in between. The dictionary defines hermaphrodite as a being—animal or
human—with the genitalia of both genders.
Putting aside for a moment whether or not Ann Coulter can be classified as a “human
being,” many observers wonder if her chromosomes are arranged in the right order.
That would make her more guy than girl—intersexed, to be precise, the new catchall
term for unfortunates with scrambled sex genes.
Another strange hormone malfunction is Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (AIS). To
put it simply, people with this screwed-up chromosome combination look like women,
but on their basic, chemical level are men, with the XY chromosome rather than XX,
like 100% of women. Let’s go through the medical diagnosis and see if Ann Coulter
looks like a good candidate.
AIS sufferers typically have a female appearance and genitalia. They are usually,
notes a medical report on the condition, “larger in all body measurements, although
with a tendency to a slim body.” Another report cites “slight masculinization of
the skeleton, with proportionally longer legs and arms, and larger hands and feet
than the average XX woman.”
Standing around six feet tall, Coulter is as skinny as Karen Carpenter after an Auschwitz
vacation, with spidery hands that could spread across five octaves of a piano. It
sounds like we’re on a roll.
One study reported that AIS women were often found “in occupations that pay high
salaries for attractive female appearance such as modeling, acting or prostitution.”
Looks like another hit: Coulter whores out to the tune of $25,000 per appearance
to vomit her chunky-style invective.
Although AIS women have a vagina, they’re missing ovaries, a cervix and a uterus;
the standard female innards just aren’t there. Instead of ovaries, the AIS person
has undescended or partly descended testicles. Translation: They literally have balls.
Of course, it’s not as if the lack of a womb makes a woman useless. The “drawbacks”
of AIS sometimes turn out to be benefits. California ob/gyn Vikki Huffnagel studied
the history of the condition, stating, “In the old West, women with AIS were reportedly
popular among the ranks of prostitutes. … They were tall, lean…and couldn’t get pregnant.”
So, because of the hormone imbalance, AIS victims were as barren as burros, but well
suited for screwing dusty saddle tramps upstairs in a frontier saloon.
Coulter gives various conflicting birth dates, but she’s definitely fortyish, has
never been married and has never had children. This is looking solid.
Then there’s that pesky Adam’s apple. Okay, any emaciated wretch has sharp corners
in places most women have curves, and it could be that the frog-sized lump in Coulter’s
throat might well disappear if the annoying neocon actually ate more than twice a
week without throwing it all up

This would tend to point to a reasonable medical condition as being responsible not only for her appearance but for the rumors as well. Unfortunately that first link has been truncated beyond retrieval and despite my best efforts to figure out what it was to I came up empty. My best guess is it was to something dealing with AIS as I could not locate anything on YouTube dealing with Ann Coulter’s ambiguous sexuality.

Working it Out

One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.”

“If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend.

“I’d like to lose another 15 pounds first.”

Manhole- The Disappearing Roadblock Prank

http://www.wimp.com/roadblockprank/

I suspect more guys with their heads in manholes are going to get prodded in the butt now after this!

 

 

 

A word to rioting Muslims

Well there was SUPPOSE to be a video here by a well known video blogger who has been featured before in both DragonLaffs & Leprechaun Laughs with his response to the Islamic Idiocy over the Anti Mohammad YouTube video. This was supposed to be a sort of continuation and update of the events post my Guest Rant in DragonLaffs 2 weeks ago as you can see though there is a slight problem with that. I’m going to have to remove the video since Impish swiped my thunder but I’m going to leave the rest of the comment and update I already had. Hopefully it will still make sense.

By the way you turbaned terrorist twerps I’m STILL waiting for that death threat, fatwa and a bunch of you- because you’re only brave in mobs to arrive at my door and get shot to death get your shot at Paradise. The joke is on you jackassed jerks however as Paradise is a small town in Wise County, Texas and the virgins there are Texas farm girls who will happily stomp your butts and reproductive organs into the clay soil for messing with the USA then bury you face down in a pile of farm yard organic byproducts or leave you scrawny sand flea ridden behinds in the tree line as food for the feral hogs. That’s right you towel headed twits you’ll be feed for pigs!

 We don’t care if you’re offended, and we never will. Get used to it.

Turkish PM thinks Islamophobia is a crime against humanity
http://www.turkishweekly.net/news/142051/pm-erdogan-islamophobia-should-be-re…

From where I sit Islam is the true crime against humanity!

 

SPEAKING of crimes and criminals here’s a development on that hate mongerer who went out of his way to deliberately engineer the entire situation

Man behind anti-Muslim film ordered jailed in California

Though not exactly for the reasons one might expect or hope.

http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2012/09/28/news/doc50658f8e90d25221973528.txt?viewmode=fullstory

By The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES — The surrounding mystery of the man behind the crudely produced anti-Islamic video that sparked violence in the Middle East took a strange turn after he appeared in court and gave yet another name in a string of aliases.
Arrested on Thursday after authorities said he violated his probation from a 2010 check fraud conviction, Nakoula Basseley Nakoula told a judge his real name was Mark Basseley Youseff. He said he’d been using that name since 2002, even though he went by Nakoula in his fraud case.
The full story about Nakoula and the video “Innocence of Muslims” still isn’t known more than two weeks after violence erupted in Egypt and Libya, where Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three others were killed in Benghazi. Violence related to the film has since spread, killing dozens more.
Citing a lengthy pattern of deception and the potential to flee, U.S. Central District Chief Magistrate Judge Suzanne Segal ordered Nakoula to remain in prison without bond until another judge can hold a hearing to determine if he broke the terms of his probation.

“The court has a lack of trust in this defendant at this time,” Segal said.
Prosecutors noted Nakoula had eight probation violations, including lying to his probation officers and using aliases. He could face new charges that carry a maximum two-year prison term.
After his 2010 conviction, Nakoula was sentenced to 21 months in prison and was barred from using computers or the Internet for five years without approval from his probation officer, though prosecutors said none of the violations involved the Internet. He also wasn’t supposed to use any name other than his true legal name without the prior written approval of his probation officer.
Three names, however, have been associated with Nakoula this month alone.
The movie was made last year by a man who called himself Sam Bacile. After the violence erupted, a man who identified himself as Bacile spoke to media outlets including The Associated Press, took credit for the film and said it was meant to portray the truth about Muhammad and Islam, which he called a cancer.
The next day, the AP determined there was no Bacile and linked the identity to Nakoula, a former gas station owner with a drug conviction and a history of using aliases. Federal authorities later confirmed there was no Bacile and that Nakoula was behind the movie.

Some of the false statements in Nakoula’s alleged probation violations had to do with the film, Assistant U.S. Attorney Robert Dugdale said. Nakoula told probation officials his role was just writing the script, and denied going by the name Sam Bacile in connection with the film, Dugdale said.
Before going into hiding, Nakoula acknowledged to the AP that he was involved with the film, but said he only worked on logistics and management.
Nakoula, a Christian originally from Egypt, then went into hiding after he was identified as the man behind the trailer, which depicts Muhammad as a womanizer, religious fraud and child molester. He met with federal probation officials two weeks ago, led out of his home in suburban Cerritos in the middle of the night, flanked by Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputies and cloaked in heavy clothing to protect his identity.
Nakoula’s attorney Steven Seiden sought to have the hearing closed and his client released on $10,000 bail. He argued Nakoula has checked in with his probation officer frequently and made no attempts to leave Southern California.
Seiden was concerned that Nakoula would be in danger in federal prison because of Muslim inmates, but prosecutors said he likely would be placed in protective custody.
Lawrence Rosenthal, a constitutional and criminal law professor at Chapman University School of Law in Orange, said it was “highly unusual” for a judge to order immediate detention on a probation violation for a nonviolent crime, but if there were questions about Nakoula’s identity it was more likely.
“When the prosecution doesn’t really know who they’re dealing with, it’s much easier to talk about flight,” Rosenthal said. “I’ve prosecuted individuals who’d never given a real address. You don’t know who you’re dealing with, and you’re just going to have very limited confidence about their ability to show up in court.”
Enraged Muslims have demanded punishment for Nakoula, and a Pakistani cabinet minister has offered a $100,000 bounty to anyone who kills him.

First Amendment advocates have defended Nakoula’s right to make the film while condemning its content. And federal officials likely will face criticism from those who say Nakoula’s free speech rights were trampled by his arrest on a probation violation.
In arguing that Nakoula is a possible flight risk, Dugdale said Nakoula couldn’t even reveal something as fundamental as his real name.
“He’s a person who simply can’t be trusted,” he said.

Apparently just not film makers, other religions and those opposed to their morally ambiguous religious code.

GPS

Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.

Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?

Friend #2: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.

Friend #1: What’s a GPS override?

Friend #2: My wife

 

Animusic HD – Resonant Chamber

 

3 Ways It’s All in a Name

If your name is on the building, you’re rich;

if your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class;

if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.

 

SMART ASS

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the  well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred – Forgive.
Free your mind from worries – Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less.

NOW ………..

Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock..

MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

You have two choices…smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to
spread the fun.

 

What a strange mixture of opening comments to we have for you wonderful campers today!  Believe it or not, today is International Coffee Day!  This is what Wikipedia has to say about the “holiday”: International Coffee Day (also known as Coffee Day or National Coffee Day) is an annual event observed on September 29 for the celebration and enjoyment of the popular beverage coffee. This day is also used to promote fair trade coffee and to raise awareness for the plight of the coffee growers. On this day, many businesses around the world offer free or discounted cups of coffee. Some businesses share coupons and special deals with their loyal followers via social networking. Some greeting card companies sell National Coffee Day greeting cards, as well as free e-cards to help celebrate the occasion.  I was just informed by Lethal, that his coffee attack dog, Valdez, now has his armor on in order to protect the Leprechaun’s precious brown gold.  As a matter of fact, while I sit here on Friday night, I’m drinking coffee from my official Dragon Laffs mug!  There’s a new health item out called green coffee bean extract.  supposed to be good for you.  Hell, if it’s made out of coffee, it must be good for you.

The next thing I want to talk to you about is that Monday is the first of October and, as everybody knows, especially those of you who follow this newsletter with any regularity, October is the beginning of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  A month that is very special to your favorite blue dragon, Impish.  See these wonderful pink survival bracelets and other stuff that your blue pal Impish made?  These are available for sale with the proceeds going to the Breast Cancer Site.  The folks who provide free mammograms to women.  Any of you who are interested can write to me and I’ll be happy to make one for you and/or give you a quote.  All you need do is measure your wrist for a bracelet, or tell me you’d like a pink pace counter or one of the key chains.  Each will be hand made by me… Enjoy!
I think it’s now time to get this laughter started!

 

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.”
He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.”
Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” she says.
She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper.  I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” he asks.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap off anybody!”

Lethal Leprechaun’s Rules of Life #128

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

 

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other, “This is the place!”. The other replied, “No, it’s not!”. The first man said, “Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side. To which the other man replied, “Silly, you can’t tell a brook by it’s clover.”

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant’s question about his ‘garage door.’

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, ‘When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?’

This is fantastic!  He NAILS it!!!  I so wish I had said these words, but I applaud him for saying them for him!!

I don’t understand why so many people find this so difficult to understand.  This is just about as straight forward as you can get.

View this and pass it along.  I sincerely feel for our countrymen living in Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona.  Those in La La Land, not so much. 

We have all heard what happens on our southern border but probably don’t know the half of all the horrors.
Powerful!! And absolutely factual! (Well, mostly probably.  It’s difficult to say that something is “absolutely factual” when you don’t offer any proof.  But, view it with an open mind and a grain of salt)
http://videos.allinnra.com/share Please take the time to view and pass it on as you see fit.  “Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” – Sir Winston Chruchill.
Did you catch Janet Napolitano’s quote?  “I think I know the border as well as anyone…”  Oh, come on!  Really?  You know it as well as the officers in charge of protecting it?  Although I realize that this is mostly a way for NRA to raise funds, it’s still scary in the truths it presents.  Our country is falling apart!  From the kids who got in trouble at school for wearing shirts with American Flags on them on May 5th (Cinco de Mayo) (check it out here) to the boy who got in trouble for wearing a rosary to school because it could be connected to a gang. (check that one out here) Come on!  Are we REALLY the country that kowtows to the vocal minority just to keep them quiet?  I’ve got something to say about it, too.  If you don’t like an environment where we wear American Flags to celebrate our country or Rosary Beads to celebrate our faith, then leave!  I don’t give a damn if you think that we (America) stole part of your (Mexico) country.  I don’t give a damn about the history of the trade or even if it was stolen outright.  It belongs to the United States.  And if you don’t want to be American and all it stands for?  Leave!  Go back to the excrement heap you came from.

And now the latest bullshit to come out of these people

Illegal migrants across U.S. taking protests to defiant new level

A growing number of undocumented immigrants in Arizona and other states are taking immigration protests to a new extreme, staging acts of civil disobedience by deliberately getting arrested in order to be turned over to federal immigration officials.

Often wearing T-shirts declaring themselves “undocumented and unafraid,” the protesters have sat down in streets and blocked traffic, or occupied buildings in several cities including Phoenix and Tucson.

Dozens of protesters have been arrested, but in almost every case, federal immigration officers have declined to deport those in the country illegally. Protesters say they are planning more acts of civil disobedience, including possibly in Phoenix.

The acts are intended to openly defy stepped-up immigration enforcement that has led to record deportations over the past three years.  (You can read the whole article here) 

What is it that these people don’t understand about the word ILLEGAL??!!  They are here illegally!  They are breaking the law!  And they think that civil disobedience is the answer?  Bull shit!  Get the hell out!  I’m so pissed!  And for that matter, so is Lethal.  Can you imagine going into … let’s say Mexico … and sitting down and blocking traffic until the country recognized you legally?  How long do you think that shit would last?  Yeah, about as long as that papier-mâché cat has while chasing the asbestos mouse through the fires of hell. 

So what makes them think they are so damn special?  I’ll tell you what.  This damn administration who has made a point of NOT doing anything about it, not only that, but have made it widely known that they REFUSE to do anything about it and will bring legal suit against those loyal Americans who DO try to uphold the LAWS.

ARGH!  And some of you people out there are STILL willing to vote for this evil empire!!!! 

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!! 

 

QUIET IN THE RANKS!

  Park ‘em and slurp it QUIETLY if you got it. Let’s make this briefing brief shall we?

1. Step away from the coffee pot NOW and nobody need leave here with less body parts than when they arrived.
2. Owing to having been somewhat under the weather for several days now and the amount of time I spent on my apparently largely unappreciated (going by the number of hits it has) and totally uncommented upon guest rant in Saturdays edition today’s issue is something less than it normally would be. I hope to be back up to snuff both personally and issue wise but next week.

 

 

As I explained to the reader who sent this in that’s ‘Valdez’ my Caffeine Canine. He’s a service dog trained to deal with things when my caffeine level gets too low and I can’t function. He also zealous guards my supply of Brown Gold and my coffee pot when its in use, which is basically from the time I get up until post dinner time. That’s him growling from in front of the pot over there now.

Laws for 21st Century Life

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy’s Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

Brown’s Law: If the shoe fits, it’s really ugly.

Wilson’s Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it, or change it for the worse.

 

The Weary Marine

I could have sworn I had posted this one already, but I didn’t find it….

 

The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, having finally been allowed to go home after his fourth long tour in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, the only seat left was taken by the poodle of a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat!”

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

“Please, ma’am. May I sit down? I’m very tired.”

She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!”

This time the Marine didn’t say a word. He just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

“Someone must defend my honor!” the woman shrieked. “This American should be put in his place!”

“Sir,” an English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, much to the relief of the woman. “You Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.”

 

Lewinsky & Kaczynski

This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the two words, Lewinsky and Kaczynski (the Unabomber), in a limerick. Here are the three winners:

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas “Hail to the Chief”
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off your chinsky.

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

 

The Blonde and Two Chimps

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, “Are you going to San Diego?”

“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”

“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They’re a bit stressed already so I don’t want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”

“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde’s car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified to see the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

What the heck are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”

“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde,” but we had money left over, so now we’re going to Sea World.”

 

I can’t figure out if you guys actually LIKE my dispelling these moronic urban legends & misconceptions with no basis in actual facts but an extensive foundations in bull shit, if you are trying to distract me from politics until my politics free time is up (doubtful from looking at the amount of politics in my Inbox from you guys) or if you are all just THAT naive and gullible.

If it IS the last one, please note: Unless Impish and I receive $100,000 USD EACH (what’s that Impish? Not enough for you to vote Democrat? Ok I can fix that hang on) MAKE THAT $500,000 USD EACH in the PayPal donations account by November 1st, we’re both voting a straight Democratic ticket and getting called home by God that same night as the elections.

(WHAT?! It worked for Pat Roberson!)

Here is the latest pile of manure brought to my attention:

Our country is run by idiots. We are in distress. Where do we go from here?

OK, this is getting simply bizarre.

On Monday, June 25th 2012, the following occurred: The Supreme Court
unanimously – yes, UNANIMOUSLY – upheld the portion of Arizona’s Immigration
Law that directs law enforcement officers to check the immigration status of
EVERYONE who is ARRESTED for a crime. It not just “ALLOWS” them to check,
but “DIRECTS” them to check. That means it’s mandatory.

Less than three hours later, the President of the United States issued an
executive order BLOCKING THE ENTIRE STATE OF ARIZONA’S ACCESS to the the
Federal Database that would allow such checks. The only State or Local entity
ever to be blocked.

One hour after that (which means they had it all ready in advance), the
Department of Justice went live with a toll-free number, a web site, and
ads, ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO REPORT BEING “RACIALLY PROFILED”
because of this ruling, so they – THE U.S. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT – can file
“Civil Rights” lawsuits against the Police Departments, Sheriffs, Cities,
Counties and State of Arizona.

In other words, the American Citizens of the State of Arizona are going to
be sued for vast sums of money, BY THEIR OWN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, for
enforcing a law that The Supreme Court UNANIMOUSLY held as constitutional.

Is it just me, or is it starting to smell just a wee bit like treason
in high places?

Who ever wrote this it IS just you!

1.) The Supreme Court’s decision was NOT ‘unanimous’, rather it was a 5 to 3 split decision: http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/judicial/story/2012-06-25/supreme-court-arizona-immigration-ruling-analysis/55825582/1

2.) Having checked a list of Obama’s Executive Orders  [ http://1461days.blogspot.com/2009/01/current-list-of-president-obamas.html ] (Current to Sept 16th 2012) before posting I see no such alleged Executive Order.

I’ll concede there WAS an Executive Order issued on July 25th, Executive Order 13617.

Which is titled: “BLOCKING PROPERTY OF THE GOVERNMENT OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION RELATING TO THE DISPOSITION OF HIGHLY ENRICHED URANIUM EXTRACTED FROM NUCLEAR WEAPONS”. Now unless those Illegals in Arizona happen to have pockets full of weapons grade uranium I fail to see how this would affect them.

Additionally, were such an Executive Order issued, it would represent a direct challenge to the authority of the Supreme Court by a President for the first time (that I could find) in history. I’m fairly certain that a HUGE issue would have been made out of this on several different levels with regard to Constitutional Law, the upcoming Elections. Instead not a peep out of ANYONE about this mysterious phantom Executive Order.

What DID happen was that Obama directed the DHS, under who’s jurisdiction ICE falls  “suspending existing agreements with Arizona police over enforcement of federal immigration laws, and said it has issued a directive telling federal authorities to decline many of the calls reporting illegal immigrants that the Homeland Security Department may get from Arizona police.

Administration officials, speaking on condition they not be named, told reporters they expect to see an increase in the number of calls they get from Arizona police — but that won’t change President Obama’s decision to limit whom the government actually tries to detain and deport.

“We will not be issuing detainers on individuals unless they clearly meet our defined priorities,” one official said in a telephone briefing.”

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/jun/25/homeland-security-suspends-immigration-agreements-/

3.) The DoJ  Hotline created 2 weeks prior to ruling:
http://www.kpho.com/story/18876990/justice-department-aclu-introduce-hotlines-in-response-to-sb-1070

Wasting no time after the Supreme Court ruling, the Department of Justice has set up a hotline for people to call if they feel like officers have violated their civil rights in enforcing SB 1070.

“It’s very insulting,” Arizona Attorney General Tom Horne said

Horne wasn’t pleased with the hotline the DOJ created two weeks before the “show your papers” provision of SB 1070 was allowed to take effect.

“The federal government can be irritating at times,” Horne said. “They have all of these prejudices that we are prejudice.”

I am no fan of Obama and would love nothing better than to see the next President review every one of Obama’s Executive Order, directives and the laws he forced down the nations throats and issue his own Executive Order nullifying every last one 1 a day each for his first 100 days in office. However if he is not re-elected and tossed from office by GOD it should be done in a truthful and accurate manner and not with bullshit and false accusations.

 

The Queen makes a Statement about Prince Harry posing NUDE

Latest statement from the Queen via Buckingham Palace UK:

We confirm that the water in the pool was very,very cold…!!

One would not call this a good representation of our “Crown Jewels” …!!

  Though I WOULD say it IS an accurate representation of the amount balls the British have shown in dealing with the Islamic Infestation over running the British Isles.

 

The farmer’s wife walked into the barn one day and was aghast at what she saw in there.

Instead of milking their cow, her husband was standing with his trousers down at the rear of the bovine and humping away at it like a mink.

Angrily she yelled at him, “That’s the most depraved and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life! I’m going to tell everyone in the community that you were having sex with the cow!”

The farmer, meanwhile, had finished his task and was slowly pulling his trousers back up when he looked at his spouse and calmly replied,

“Very well. You tell everyone I had sex with the cow, and I’ll tell everyone that it’s because the cow is better than you!”

Molly to me to task this weekend (I suspect its a favorite past time of hers and more likely ALL women). Seems I have been target fixated on those who are deployed and fighting in my applying the term “Hero”. Molly’s point was that there are heroes here at home too. I responded that was what our Knighthood Most Impish as well as out Hospitaliter Draconis were for as well as the Leprechaun’s Legion of Loyal Troop Supporters. Molly’s response was to look at me as though I understood nothing and was even a hopeless cause when it came to her remedial attempts to educate me.

Shortly after that I received an e-mail from her with the following comment and links. As I went through them I began to understand her point and her remedial lesson(s) finally made sense. I stand (or rather truthfully sit here sweating profusely from fever) well and duly chastised and corrected.

Not all courage is found on the battlefield, nor are some of the biggest battles even fought there.

Sometimes, the biggest heroes of a story are not even in the military.

http://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/good-feed-bloga-love-story-in-22-pictures/

http://timdoddphotography.com/blog/News/taylor-morris

http://goodmenproject.com/good-feed-blog/video-taylor-and-danielle-celebrate-by-dancing-at-a-friends-wedding/

http://timdoddphotography.com/blog/do-you-know-my-friend-taylor-morris

http://www.buzzfeed.com/txblacklabel/true-love-in-pictures-only-28m7

Until now I thought I knew what courage and devotion were.