Dragon Laffs

Good Morning Campers,

It’s the weekend … finally … and I actually have the weekend off … finally … well, at least at this point, anyway.  The way this week, month, year has been going there is no telling.  I may end up working this weekend…but I have to say, in all seriousness … I better damn not!!!!!

Sigh.

The life I lead.

Anyway, as of right now, all is well, and for that, we need to celebrate.  And how do we celebrate at Dragon Laffs?

WE LAUGH!

Wow … here are some powerful words …

Lord, this looks like a dead end, but so did the Red Sea.  This looks too big to conquer, but so did Goliath.  This looks like it’s over, like insurmountable odds, like the end of the story – but so did the cross.  I’m laying it at your feet and reminding my heart this is your story.

The Lord has ALWAYS taken care of this Dragon’s household, even when it seemed impossible.

“WELL, MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T CALL THEM THROW PILLOWS!” … I yell as I’m being escorted out of Bed, Bath & Beyond …

Bookdragon

I gotta admit … I have the utmost respect for a woman who says, “Let me check with my husband first.” OR a man who says “Let me run it past the wife and I’ll get back with you…”  See, what people don’t get is, it’s not that you can’t make a decision on your own, it’s just that when you are in a relationship, you value the other person so much that you DON’T make decisions on your own.  A GOOD relationship is not just about being exclusive – it’s also about being inclusive.

Stephanie sent this to me until the subject line of … “Then again, maybe it’s magic”

And the answer is …

Stephanie is right … it’s friggin’ magic!

“I see a dragon in your future…”

Next time you ride on a roller coaster, take some spare bolts with you and just as it starts to move, tap the person in front of you and say, “these just feel out of your seat.”

A naked man in Florida has been arrested after allegedly stealing a marked police car and crashing it into a wooded area.

Officials from the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office in Florida told the Associated Press that Joshua Shenker, 22, was arrested on Thursday after police responded to reports of a naked man running along Interstate 10 shortly before noon.

When officers responded, Mr Shenker was seen lying naked in the road before he then ran across the highway lanes towards the police, the department claimed on Thursday.

Authorities confirmed that Mr Shenker stole a vehicle belonging to the City of Jacksonville, while First Coast News footage showed that it was a marked police car. The department did not reveal how the vehicle was stolen.

The police report revealed that around $10,000 (7,309) worth of damage was done to the vehicle that Mr Shenker crashed into a wooded area next to the highway.

Mr Shenker was taken to a local hospital as a precaution on Thursday, and the department noted that he was suffering from road rash after lying naked on the highway.

Ellis Burns, the assistant chief at the sheriff’s office, told WJXT that officers suspected that Mr Shenker was “possibly intoxicated or high” as they told him that the 22-year-old appeared to be in a state of “excited delirium”.

The assistant chief added that Mr Shenker was “fighting officers. He had no clothes on, he’s able to run to the car and fight one of our officers.”

The 22-year-old was charged with theft of a motor vehicle, depriving an officer of means of communication or protection, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer, and resisting an officer without violence.

Mr Shenker is being held on a $4,011 (£2,931) bail. Jacksonville prison records do not list an attorney for him.

Don’t we all have that brother-in-law that likes to play “dress-up”?  Or am I the only one?

So … it’s an old joke that’s been updated for the times, but it’s still funny …

Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will          you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says,” 168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious..So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, “What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini,” and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot leans in real close and says, “So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?”

Me: “How much for the baby dragon?”

Pet store clerk: “Sir, that’s a lizard.”

Me: *not listening* “When do they start breathing fire?”

I’m in a Wal-Mart parking lot watching a woman who can’t remember where she parked.  Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.

Do you need a current license to drive an electric car?

YUCK!!!

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.   It was the least I could do for him.

Whenever someone says they did something “like a boss”, I assume that means they didn’t do it at all, and are just taking credit for it.

What do you call a person who migrated to Sweden?

An artificial Swedener.

My friend once texted me and said, “When you sit on a toilet, you’re connecting your butthole to a city wide network of connected buttholes.”  How do I unthink this?

This is truly awesome advertising.

Okay, so that winds it up for today… three more to call it even.

And that’s it my friends.  Wish it could have been more.  But, we got to laugh together and that’s important and nothing to put down.

So with that, until next time.  Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

Good Morning Campers,

Another last minute issue, I’m afraid.  It’s late on Sunday and I’m trying to put this together for Monday.  I’ve worked hard all weekend and it’s been “one of those weekends” but I have things to say and want you guys to hear them … although I’m not sure I’ll get a chance to say them since it’s almost easier to just throw some cartoons, memes and such out there and let it go at that.  But, let see how it goes, shall we?

To be sure to get to these, I’m going to start with some comments:

Dave

The clown at the beginning of today’s post, that will trade his left nut for a super bowl ticket, must have played too many games without a helmet. It clearly says he wants to complete the transaction after the game. My question is this . . . Why would anyone trade a nut for a used, canceled ticket.

Because, Dave … there are some people who are just, plain stupid.

Larry S.

Here is a scenario that I haven’t read yet…..Biden becomes “incapacitated ” by whatever excuse they come up with. In that case, Harris becomes the first female president. Now, if something should happen to her ( and I could see this happening ) guess who becomes president? The Speaker of the House! (Aka: Pelosi) God forbid!!

Larry … you are an evil man … but I hope and pray not a prophet.

Leah D

As I stole your jokes & toons, and commentary to post on Facebook, my mind kept assigning an odds number to them . . . as in, what are the odds FB will censor it?
You have been the provider of stress relief all these years, by way of laughter. Now it seems, by providing a safe haven where we can vent also. (this is where we all clink our glasses and raise them in tribute to you)

Thanks Leah.  I hope this is a place where all can vent, express their opinions and share.  That is what I do.  I’m not sure how much longer the thought police will allow us to print what we want to print, but until they shut us down, we will continue to allow open expression of thoughts and ideas … and laughter.

Pete AKA JPH

It’s nice to see my memes and writings posted in your blog, thank you. I’m not sure where you got them but, the funny thing is I tried to send them to you but couldn’t figure out how to get them to you. I have more if you let me know how to send them.
Pete AKA JPH

Thanks Pete.  I’m not sure how I got them either if I didn’t get them from you.  I must’ve gotten them from someone who got them from someone who got them from you … or some combination thereof.  You can reach me directly by emailing me at impishdragon@gmail.com.  Would love to hear from you directly.

Larry S.

Impish: Did you see where our new Commander in Chief ( sic.) Had the flags from all the services removed from his Oval Office?. IMHO, that is disgraceful and bodes ill for our service members for the next 4 years. Comments??

It’s especially disgraceful since he called in 20,000 National Guardsman to protect his candy-ass from “We The People” for his fraudulent swearing-in.  Now, I understand that everyone in the military is nothing but White-Supremacists and Terrorists.  I think it’s actually kind of funny that half the time they are talking about “Martial Law” and the other half of the time they are making the National Guard guys sleep in the garage and throwing the flags out of the Oval Office.  If they think the American People are going to put up with UN Troops (i.e. The Chinese) being brought in to enforce Martial Law, they have another think coming.

And after almost 30 years of military service … it also PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF!  Put my flags back in my Oval Office, you little prick!

Those are my comments … how about you guys?

PAUL B

How are you doing ? I’m concerned.I’ve seen some comments about things at your place. Hope all is well

Thanks Paul.  Doing as well as can be expected I guess. Unless you are speaking of something specific I’ve eluded to, then, I’m afraid I won’t go into details about things that I can’t.  But, I will say it’s been rough both personally and professionally and your good wishes and prayers are both appreciated and helpful.

Jeannie – aka Gracie

Hey Impish ! Great sends again!
My son is in the National Guard and has been in DC for a month already.
This was/is a Biden/leftist display of “power.”
They do NOT respect our Military and I’m so pissed about this!!
It’s disgusting. And the media just kisses the lefts asses.
I am disgusted.

Hey Jeannie/Gracie … long time dear!  Yes … it’s pure bullshit.  I teach class to my Air Force folks and at the end of every class I make sure I tell them thank you for their service and how much I appreciate what it is they do.  Well, the last two days I’ve given them an extra little talk from my “unique perspective”.  I’ve been around for a while and have seen some things.  I tell them that what they are doing is important, that it matters, that it means something.  That it’s not just one weekend a month, two weeks during the summer.  I told them that they were going to hear some shit over the next couple of months, but that what they needed to do was rely on each other, listen to and lean on the men and women who were in charge of them that they respected, but under no circumstances were they do buy into the crap that is being spewed from the mainstream media about the military.  Know that I and many others on the base were proud of what they were doing and were very thankful for what they have done.  And if they ever had any questions or concerns and had no other person to talk to or ask, they could ALWAYS come talk to me and I would be available 24/7 for any member of any branch.

And Jeannie/Gracie … you can pass those sentiments on to your son and his buddies in the NG from Impish Dragon and his buddies here, who are a bunch of old vets, who appreciate the hell out of what the young vets are doing.

“Who’s the little one?  He looks delicious.” 

If you don’t pay taxes, you get sent to a place you don’t have to pay taxes.

“This one is strange to me because it was so long ago that I’m convinced I have to be remembering things wrong.
I was a young kid and, at the grocery store, I saw this small toy helicopter that I really wanted for some reason. I, of course, didn’t buy it, but the memory of it was stuck in my head. A few nights later, I had a dream that I was playing with the helicopter, but I realized it was a dream. In the dream, stupid young me thought that, if I put it under my pillow, it would still be there when I woke up.
After that, I woke up and eagerly checked under the pillow. It was right where I left it in the dream. As a kid, I wasn’t surprised to find it there, but years later I still have no clue how the toy helicopter actually got underneath the pillow.” 

There’s a story here …

And another one here.

These are the top 10 dumping lies translated to their true meanings for all of you.
“I’m not ready for that type of commitment”
     Translation:
I don’t want to date you; however, you can take me out to dinner and a movie every once in a while. Just don’t hang around me so much that you scare away the people I really want to date.

“God doesn’t want me to date right now. ”
     Translation:
I don’t know why I said ‘yes’ in the first place. God doesn’t want me to date someone as ugly as you.

“I only date older men/women.”
     Translation:
I only date older men/women who have more money than you do.

“You’re just not my type.”
     Translation:
When I look at you, and think of kissing you, I get physically sick.

“You’re too good for me.”
     Translation:
I’m too good/much/cool for you.

“You’re too much like a brother/sister”
     Translation:
I like you, but you just don’t turn me on.

“You’ll always have a special place in my heart.”
     Translation:
My lawyer will contact you soon about the restraining order.

“I think we should date other people.”
     Translation:
Look, I’m late for my date, he/she’s probably waiting in the parking lot. I’ve got to go.

“I just don’t have the time to date anyone.”
     Translation:
You do realize that I’ve been avoiding you for months now.

“Maybe we can get together real soon.”
     Translation:
Perhaps if you were the last man/woman on Earth.

“Let’s just walk up the hill to the terminal, rather than wait for the bus,” I suggested to my two young sons.  Much to their displeasure, we began our walk.
After a while, my seven-year-old son asked: “Mom, why do you always make the decisions?”
“Because I’m an adult,” I said.  “When you become an adult, you’ll make the decisions.”
He thought for a few seconds, then said, “No, I won’t.  Then I’ll have a wife.”

Well … as you can tell, this didn’t go out on Monday like I had wanted, so I guess it is going to be Thursday’s issue…just too much going on.  My apologies my friends, but I will tell you, as time goes on and this administration becomes more of a pain in the ass to our military members, there’s going to be more and more for me to do, so me being delayed here might become more and more of a thing.  The world is going to hell in a hand basket.  You may have seen on the news of a family being slain in Indianapolis over the weekend.  Mother, Father, some kids, including a pregnant lady and her unborn child.  Just read that they arrested a 17 year old kid for the murders.  In little Indianapolis.  To hell in a hand basket.

We really need to laugh.

Here’s another one of those things that I wish I had written cause the more I think about it the harder I laugh.

Most people are assholes.  Don’t believe me?  Next time you’re in a crowded room shout, “HEY ASSHOLE!” and see how many people turn around and look at you.

Now think about how well that would work…

Yeah, it was like that…

REAL vampires are NEVER sparkly bitches.

2021 – Who the fuck are those people?

Huh … mine, too.

Two men were out hunting in the woods.
One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he
could.
The other was his friend who is a peaceful nature loving fellow, who didn’t really want to hurt anything.
They had been out in the woods for some time, when they picked up the tracks of a deer.
They soon caught up with it, and when they saw it, it was obvious why it had been so easy to catch up to – it had a terrible infection over it’s left eye, which it couldn’t even see out of.
The hunter started to take aim with his shotgun, but his friend begged him to stop.
Hey! he said, “Can’t you see that’s a bad eye deer?”

Sex with human, ok.

Sex with cow, not ok.

Grabbing cow titty, ok.

Grabbing Karen in accounting’s titty, not ok.

There’s been a lot of shit lately that has pissed me off … this helps … a little:

And you don’t think that’s coming?  Then you’re foolish.

AMEN, BROTHER!!!!  I WANT THIS SHIRT!!!!  Mrs. Dragon says she can probably find it.

And not worried NEAR enough about our own American people!!!!!

My neighbors complained about me groaning too loud having sex in the morning … if they only knew I’m just trying to put my socks on …

Well, it’s been a week my friends.  And there have been a lot of things that have really chapped my ass this week, but this that I read today really topped my list.  So, I decided to make it my …

The apparent stupidity of people knows no bounds.

From an article written by Brie Stimson of Fox News, it seems that San Francisco’s public school system now finds George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson intolerable historic figures and have voted to have their names stricken from schools bearing their names…to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars.  Why oh why are the Father of our Country, the Freer of Slaves and the author of the Declaration of Independence unworthy of having a school named after them in the San Francisco Public School System?  Because Washington and Jefferson both owned slaves, and Lincoln, who ended slavery, “became controversial because critics claim he oppressed indigenous people.”

ARE

YOU

FUCKING

KIDDING

ME!?!?

Oh, and these aren’t the only people who are unworthy of having schools named after them:

Francis Scott Key, who wrote the words to the national anthem

Former Presidents William McKinley, James Garfield, James Monroe, and Herbert Hoover

Revolutionary War hero Paul Revere

And Author Robert Louis Stevenson.

Oh, and the best … “Replacing signage at the 44 schools will cost more than $400,000, according to the Courthouse News.  The price tag could also go up to around $1 million for schools to get new activity uniforms, repaint gymnasium floors, etc., according to the Chronicle.  The district is facing a budget deficit.” So … they have no money, they OWE money, and they want to spend more of YOUR money because their panties are in a bunch of a perceived hurt from the name of the school!  From what would otherwise be considered a national hero!  Let me say it one more time:

ARE

YOU

FUCKING

KIDDING

ME!?!?

What I want to know is who put these FUCKING IDIOTS in charge?  These are the people who are responsible for teaching our children and helping them to grow up to be responsible adults?  Seems to me that all they are going to teach them to be is whinny ass little pussies like they are.  There are so many important things to be upset about in this world.  Why don’t you put some effort into the homeless military veteran problem in your area?  Or the number of American Children that are going hungry?  No.  You’d rather spend our hard earned money on your poor little feelings being hurt.

YOU ARE A BUNCH OF DUMB ASSES!!!

And that’s it for me today my friends.  I hope to put together a much better issue in the near future.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon.

Good Morning Campers,

Well, it’s Friday night and I’m just now getting to start this issue, so I’m not sure when it’s going to be done.  It’s been a tough couple of days for me…personally, professionally, emotionally, you name it and it’s been going on.  AND I have a really long weekend ahead of me work-wise, so … you see what I’m saying here.

Are you pickin’ up what I’m layin’ down?

I actually backed out of a dart tournament tonight … I NEVER back out of a dart tournament.  Especially because I’m the league tournament director.  But, I just can’t do it tonight, not the least of which is because I have to be at work at Oh-dark-hundred in the morning…but mostly because there is just too much going on right now. 

Anyway, you guys don’t want to hear what’s going on with me, so let’s get to the fun stuff, cause there’s enough bullshit going on out there for us to battle that there might not be enough jokes to laugh at in the whole world to hold this crap load at bay.

 

In spite of the brutal hate display by Queen Pelousy and her ilk, this is exactly how I feel about it. One day I hope justice is served to her on a silver platter. 



My days on earth are numbered;  But before I fade away, there is something important I need to say. It may not be important to anyone else; but it’s important to me.

Win, lose or fraud…President Trump. I just want to say thank you for the last four years.

Thank you for making it cool to be an American again.

Thank you for showing us that we don’t need to be under China’s thumb anymore economically, or any other way.

Thank you for one of the strongest economies we’ve ever experienced in my lifetime. Thank you for all you have done for the minority communities, and the outstanding decrease in the unemployment rate you had.

Thank you for making it feel good to love our country and to be a proud patriot again. Thank you for supporting our Nation’s flag and the men and women who fought for the freedom that stands behind that flag.

Thank you for supporting our nation’s law enforcement organizations, and understanding how difficult their job really is.

Thank you for quelling the flood of illegal immigration, and bringing to justice the thousands of criminals that flood brought us.

Thank you for giving corporations a reason to come back to America to make our own products and put Americans back to work.

Thank you for bringing our troops home from endless deployments that presented us with little more than body bags; and for your commitment to strengthen our military.

Thank you for operation warp speed and keeping your promise in bringing the Covid 19 vaccine to us in less than a year.

Thank you for your never-ending attempts at bringing peace to the Middle East and your support for Israel.

Thank you for your Tax relief, and thank you for our energy independence. Most of all though…

THANK YOU for taking a damn rotten job that you never had to take!!

Thank you for caring enough for this country to want to try and make a difference.

Thank you for showing America how little Career Politicians actually work for their constituents; and for showing us how much those politicians despise you for showing America how easy it is to build a great nation, rather than rape her to line their own pockets and stock portfolios.

Thank you for allowing us to experience a President that wasn’t a lifelong politician, but a lifelong American.

THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT….. WE DID OUR BEST…. 

I truly wish I had written this, it is well written and eloquently said.  Thanks to whoever did write it and thanks to Bill E for sending it my way.

Our Aussie buddy Peter writes:

I watch the newscasts about America and find it all hard to believe. 

It’s like I’ve tuned into a movie like ‘LONDON HAS FALLEN’  half-way through, with road-blocks and armed soldiers pouring into cities.

What do you think will happen in a couple of days?

Peter.       

Peter, I wish I had an answer for you.  It’s crazy over here right now.  I understand that ANTIFA is rioting in some cities even though Biden has been elected.  I figured that shit would have quit but apparently, they don’t need a reason to burn down a Starbucks.  The democrats don’t trust the military and things are going to get more crazy before they settle down.  I don’t like to be a fortuneteller, because right now, no one will be happy if I read their palm, but … hang on to your popcorn, this movie is just getting started.

Okay, you guys have to watch this one, it is hilarious.  This poor cop pulls over a guy and finds his own wife cheating on him in the passenger seat: https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cop-catches-his-own-wife-cheating/86547070/

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that yu want to spend your whole without them.

Respect the red, white, and blue

We found out recently that President Trump left a letter for Biden, a long tradition between presidents.  Dragon Laffs have exclusively received a copy of the letter and we’re going to share it with you, are faithful campers:

The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.

Bozo criminals for today come from Oxnard, California where four men were arrested for trying to pass counterfeit money. Our bozos, ages18-22, were on a guys night out and decided to visit a gentleman’s club for a little entertainment. To impress the girls, they were passing out the fake bills rather freely. As luck would have it, one of the dancers who received a $100 tip from the bozos works during the day as a bank teller and can spot a phony bill in her sleep. She called the cops who arrested the bozos before they even left the club.

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow, she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house, so I’ve bought her a magazine rack.

Yeah … you’ll be fine.

Many thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who alerted us to this bozo story. From Wilmington, Delaware comes the story of bozo Wayne Jones who held up a bank, getting away with a substantial amount of cash. Moments after leaving the bank with his loot, the red dye pack inside the bozo’s cash sack exploded, spraying dye all over the money and all over the bozo’s hand and arm. A few minutes later, an officer searching for the suspect noticed our bozo standing outside an apartment building. As it happened, the officer and the bozo knew each other, which is why our bozo raised his hand and waved at the officer. The same hand that was stained with fluorescent dye. He’s been provided with a nice clean cell with plenty of soap and water.

I would trust Pee Wee Herman sitting behind me in a movie theater, while out on a date with OJ Simpson, after eating dinner at Jeffery Dahmer’s house, and having drinks at Bill Cosby’s Bar with Flint Michigan Ice Cubes, all while Case Anthony was babysitting my children before I would trust the democrats counting votes …

Here’s our problem in a nutshell:  The US Constitution is a document that was written as an instrument to be used to restrain the actions of the government.  For the last 120 years or so, the people in government, especially the liberals, have not agreed that they should be restrained by “We The People” and believe that they should have the free power to restrain “We The People” instead.

We have sat by, as a nation, for all those years and let them slowly misinterpret, dismiss, and rewrite the Constitution to a point where we now just roll over because the power hungry have infiltrated all levels of our government and institutions and are now to the point where they believe they alone are masters of the country and will punish any who disagree …

… AND WE HAVE LET THEM DO IT! …

Thanks to Sasquatch for sending that one along …

The party that believes I should feel guilty based on the color my my skin wants me to “Unite” with them?  I don’t think so!

I had someone ask me the other day, “How do you know which side are the good guys?”  I told her it’s usually the side that doesn’t support burning buildings, erasing history, attacking the police, race baiting, taking away your rights, and silencing free speech.

And there it is Campers!!!!

I do not condone the breaching of the Capitol Building by any means.  It was wrong on many levels.  BUT!!  I you did NOT condemn, AND in fact condoned and encouraged the BLM and ANTIFA Riots, Murders, Lootings, and Destruction of American Cities and Business Owners, AND backed the dropping of charges and release of those responsible for those crimes – YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!

Okay, so this issue is turning out A LOT more political than I thought … but I just publish what I get and I’m trying to put enough together for an issue for tomorrow before I fall asleep …. so …. deal with it.

LOL!

How Can You Tell The Truth Is Being Told?

Well, when …
Facebook blocks it,
Twitter deletes it,
Google hides it,
YouTube bans it,
The Media censors it,
And your Government forbids it.

“Fact Checkers” didn’t exist until the Truth

started getting out.

And to show you how much I am appreciated around the world … there’s this one:

There are two types of Biden supporters:

Billionaires and Idiots … Check your bank account to see which one you are.

All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom.  For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

And this is what happens when you DON’T honor me!!!

Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson and New York Times Magazine’s Nikole Hannah-Jones, who agreed that there is a need for “millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans” to be “deprogrammed” and punished before the country should “move on to reconciliation.“

“There are millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans, who somehow need to be deprogrammed. It’s as if they are members of a cult, the Trumpist cult, and have to be deprogrammed,” Robinson said on MSNBC Tuesday.

Deprogrammed and Punished … come try motherfucker!

And I’m afraid that’s it my friends.  Good Night.  It’s an issue.  It’s not much of an issue, but it’s an issue.

Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon.

 

Well, it’s Thursday, and we’ve made it through most of another week…at least at this point I’m assuming we have made it through most of another week, since I’ve actually started writing this on Sunday afternoon.  So, really, I’m only guessing. 

Yeah, just ‘cause it’s a cool picture.  Sometimes, that’s all the reason that’s needed.

“Um… NASA, we’ve got a problem.”

As a professional caregiver, I help invalids and elderly people with their housework.  One day I remarked to an elderly couple that there never seemed to be any dust in their house.

“No,” replied the husband, sadly, “we don’t move fast enough to stir any up.”

Obviously written by a police officer:  Unless you’ve been a cop all alone with a suspect in the middle of the night in a fight for your life and you’re being punched, kicked, bit, and you’re exhausted … you’re opinion on police use of force means very little to me.  And as a dispatcher who’s had to listen to intermittent radio transmissions of the same and had to sit there and been able to do nothing but try to send help, I agree 100%.  I don’t even want to HEAR your opinion.

Why are armed citizens standing guard over their property called “vigilantes” but rioting anarchists called “peaceful protesters”?  And actual peaceful Protesters called a “rioting mob”?

In my next life I’m coming back with money and looks instead of all this sparkling personality bullshit

“My precious …”

Even as a youngster, I was a good actor.

Someone asked the other day,,,,,,,,,,,,,

‘What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up ?’

‘We didn’t have fast food when I was growing up,’  I informed him,  ‘All the food was slow.’

‘C’mon, seriously. Where did you eat?’

‘It was a place called home,’ I explained!

‘Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn’t like what she put on my plate, I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.’

By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn’t tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.

Here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it:

Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card.

My parents never drove me to school. I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow) .

We didn’t have a television in our house until I was 10. It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at 11, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God. It came back on the air at about 6 a.m. And there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people 

I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn’t know weren’t already using the line.

Pizzas were not delivered to our home… But milk was and so was bread.

All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers —   my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. He had to get up at   5 AM   every morning.

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren. Just don’t blame me if they bust their gut laughing   .

Growing up isn’t what it used to be, is it?

MEMORIES   :

My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother’s house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to ‘sprinkle’ clothes with because we didn’t have steam irons. Man, I am old   .

How many do you remember?
-Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.
-Ignition switches on the dashboard.
-Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
-Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
-Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

Older Than Dirt Quiz:
Count all the ones that you remember, NOT  the ones you were told about!
Ratings at the bottom.

1. Candy cigarettes
2. Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
3. Home milk delivery in glass bottles
4. Party lines on the telephones
5. Newsreels before the movie
6. TV  test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels!! If you had a TV!!
7. Pea-shooters
8. Howdy Doody
9. 45 RPM records
10. 78 rpm records
11. Hi-fi records 33 1/3 rpm
12. Metal ice trays with lever
13. Blue flashbulb
14. Cork popguns
15. Studebakers
16. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-3 = You’re still young
If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older
If you remembered 7-10 = Don’t tell your age, and
If you remembered 11-16   =   You’re older than dirt!!!
I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.

Okay, … yeah … I’m older than dirt.

Linda plays on our company’s Lacrosse team.  Here she is during last year’s final.  And I’ll tell you, there’s none of that bullshit kneeling before one of their matches.  Although there is a ritual sacrifice to the gods… usually a local politician.

Damn!  It’s cold outside!

This next one is truly awesome that the establishment is willing to take care of it’s patrons this way.  This is not the only sign that I have seen like this…

And our dear Stephanie has compiled another great list for us …

Things you learn in Porn films

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy when rooting.

11. People in the 70’s couldn’t shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.

14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum. If there is two of them they “high five” each other. (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)

I’m really curious what happened to #15…

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don’t exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.

19. There’s a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches… or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.

26. Arseholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don’t have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.

Viagra Commercial

The guy comes home, he’s rushing around, he’s cleaning the house, he’s cooking dinner, he’s setting the table, he’s putting flowers and candles out before his wife gets home.

Don’t you think that most women watching that commercial say, “The hell with the sex. Where can I get a pill to make my husband to do all of that?”

Feel like that last one ought to be a header at the top of blog somewhere.

No shit.  There are a million plus Vets that just said, “Fuck you, lady” at the same time.

AMEN!!!  To these athletes thinking we are listening to them:  IF I WANTED ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO CHASES A BALL, I’D ASK MY DOG. 

And one of my absolute favorite and most honest ones…

And if you don’t believe that those two are two of the biggest racist to walk the face of the earth … than you ain’t payin’ attention, Jack!

An oldie but goodie …

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.  He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up tot the balding man and asks him what he is doing.  The mans says, “I’m sending out a thousand Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess Who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

Got this one …

Being a dragon, I am sure that you are aware of your chances of dating.

Three sisters were discussing their boy friend’s tattoos.

The oldest girl said that she loved her man’s three dragons on his chest. 

The middle one was impressed with her guy’s two dragons on his back.

The youngest sister said she adored her lover’s one dragin…… on the ground.

Have a great, safe day.

All the best.

Bill

Thanks Bill … Us dragons are known for our many wondrous things…

Okay, here’s another one sent by our dear Stephanie … not sure where she gets them…but here it is:

Sorely Missed Victorian Slang:

8.  Gigglemug = Always Smiling

7.  Bitch The Pot = Pour the Tea

6.  Got The Morbs = Temporary Sadness

5.  Tight as a Boiled Owl = Drunk

4.  Poked Up = Embarrassed

3.  Sauce-box = The Mouth

2.  Cupid’s Kettle Drums = The Breasts (I especially like this one)

1.  Not Up To Dick = Unwell

Aha!  I figured it out!  Stephanie is a witch!  She sent us one of her spells:

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’
Fire burn and cowboy bootin’
Eye of newt and spicy beans,
Toe of frog and denim jeans,
Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
Tossed into my iron griddle
With the tannin’ of our hides,
Somethin’ wicked this way rides.

Bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called Mommas and Papas.  Can’t eat it because all the leaves are brown.

And again … if you don’t get it, you’re too young.

from the Golden State…
The California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. 
As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant female pussy displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.
The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous mobile pubis and came upon the tracks of a young art student named Nelly Node. Nelly’s passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the enlarged photo on her Volkswagen Beetle.
Nelly was preparing for her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. She was proudly driving her ‘vaginal beetle’ until the CHP arrested the woman. The court ruled that Nelly’s car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads. The girl had to paint over her car’s hood.
Here’s a picture of her VW before she had to repaint it.
She, obviously, “Muffed” her chance at fame … Thank god it got “Snatched” off the road by the “Fuzz” before someone else had a needless “Crack” up…

I’m so poor, I rub cologne from magazines on my shirt.  When people say, “Oh you smell good, what is that?”  I say, “Page 14.”

So, we’ve reached the end of another issue and I’ve purposely waited until the afternoon of the swearing in of Biden to write this.  Thankfully, there was no riot, or assassination attempt, or misfire by a misguided National Guardsman, or anything else of a million other things that could have gone wrong … at least as of 1700 hrs EST or that I’ve heard of.  There have been rumors of horrible things to come.  Biden has already said he’s going to dismantle so many wonderful things that President Trump put into place.  I hope we can survive the next four years.

Well, it probably won’t be four years of Biden.  I still stick by my prediction of Biden getting “sick” or “incapable of serving” or something and us having “president Harris and vice president Pelosi” or someone worse. 

They are going to come for our guns.  They are going to … at the least, stop work on the wall, if not tear it down.  Take away our tax breaks, and probably raise taxes on us poor slobs that are still working to pay for all the free shit that they are going to give to the ones too lazy to work.

Here’s what Hank had to say:

Hank H.

Your rants echo my thoughts precisely. I am within spitting distance of being 80. I worry my children, Grandchildren, and Great children will not live in the America I have loved.

I know Hank.  The same thoughts that I have.  I’m afraid that ship has already sailed.  Our kids are already not having the life that we had when we were kids and now, our grandkids may not have any kind of life at all.

And Stephanie adds:

Stephanie

In reply to Hank H

I have the same fear. Tried to tell my kids about it, they didn’t/don’t believe. God tells us to pray and He will heal our land. We need a revival.

My dearest Steph, I have prayed, we have prayed (I belong to a group) and I know many of you belong to groups and pray on your own.  I’m not saying that we should stop, but maybe all of this is part of God’s plan… or his punishment.  Before I get a million emails telling me God doesn’t punish, I know, I know … we are NOT going to start a religious debate here in Dragon Laffs because many of you will NOT be able to WITHSTAND THIS DRAGON’S BELIEFS.  So, let it be.  But, prayer at this point in time by all of you, and conversations with your Heavenly Father are not out of line.

And it wouldn’t be a comment section without hearing from our dear friend Leah …

Leah D

Trump is slated to be assassinated. Simply impeaching him, takes away what any retiring president receives. However, because of Former Presidents Act of 1958, he will still be protected by the Secret Service. That’s why Nancy is pushing for a vote of Treason, because then he wouldn’t be protected by them. Some say he is rich, he will hire his own body guards. But you, oh divine leader of the dragon cult, know what’s wrong about that . . . the Secret Service has connections to all the information, body guards don’t.
I remember the McCarthy era, a black time! We came out of that. I still have a slim hope for our future.
Which reminds me, fat chance is not the same as slim chance. Fat chance is basically translated as No Way In Hell, whereas Slim chance means, Can’t See It Happening, But Maybe It Will. Anyone who wants to dispute that, must be 73 or older, or you will just be labeled green behind your ears.

Leah, sweets, I see your point.  And see the validity in it.  I also know that the Wicked Witch of the West wants no chance of President Trump coming back in the future, so at a minimum the Bitch Pelosi will not let go of impeachment.  

And as an Ancient Blue Dragon, I do, indeed, know the difference, implied and inferred, between slim chance and fat chance.

And finally, let’s hear from Brian, who offers a much more extreme version of our near future:

Brian T

My sources are saying to make sure all your vehicles are fully gassed, pantry fully stocked, buy as much ammo as you can, get a generator and MANY cans of fuel. Things are about to get real ugly and we may be going back to living like it was 100 years ago. Candles and alternate cooking methods will also help. By the way, I have been reading all your e-zines since at least 2010ish??? I still see some pics or cartoons that I sent (back when I still had some hair). When you have a paid day off don’t call it vacation. Being that we are close to the same age we have a practice retirement!!

Brian, I hope you are wrong … or at least a bit on the pessimistic side.  I’m too old to play those silly games.  I am prepared to fight to the last bullet … which in my case might take quite a friggin’ while as I have a substantial supply, and I am prepared to go out that way as I will NOT surrender my 2nd amendment rights. But, I don’t want to cook squirrel on the damn grill.

Thanks for being such a loyal reader.  I know there are several of you out there who’ve been with me for the long haul.  I hope I haven’t disappointed over the years … and I guess I haven’t or you wouldn’t still be here.  And the paid day off … well, to me, it’s just a deserved day.

My guess is that now we’ll just have to put our heads down for a while and get through this.  American perseverance will win the day, as it always does, and this too will pass.  We will figure out a way for the next election to be a legitimate one and we will get our country back.

So … until next time my dear friends … oh, and by the way I am going to try to make next time this Saturday, but got a couple of shitty days ahead of me, so if it’s not Saturday, don’t freak out and worry about me.  I’ll keep you guys in the loop via phone message like I have in the past, but if I can’t make it Saturday I will be as close behind that as I can be, but I am working and teaching this weekend … so …

Love and happiness to you all.

Good Morning Campers,

Happy Monday!  Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day!  It’s Saturday morning and while you guys are reading the last issue, I’m working on this one.    Really crappy night’s sleep last night, so I find myself this morning chanting to my coffee, “Come on, you sexy bitch.  Do your magic!” 

But, so far … nuthin’.

Anyway, it’s early in the morning.  6 am.  And I crawled out to the living room and there’s Mrs. Dragon, watching her murdery shows, her not being able to sleep again last night.  And she gives me this look, like, they may not have been able to get away with it on TV, but I’ll bet I could.  Like it was a challenge or something.  I really gotta get that channel taken off the TV.

But, it’s the weekend.  Got a darts tournament today, got a couple of days off, and got time to spend with you guys.  All is well with the world.  At least this tiny corner of it.  And at least for now.  And that’s all any of us can really ask for, right?  Live in the moment and live for now.  Enjoy what we have, while we have it, right?  And battle the bullshit with laughter!  WhoooAhhh!!!   So, let’s do this!

Instead of asking me to shut his bedroom door so the hallway nightlight didn’t keep him up last night, my son asked me to shut his door “to let the darkness in.”

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress.  My niece’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

Oh come on!  It’s a math joke.

Okay, we haven’t done these for a while …

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

 

Go ahead.  Try it.  See how that works out for you…

Due to my isolation, I finished 3 books yesterday.  And believe me, that’s a lot of coloring.

And speaking of books, I’m up to 96 since April 1st of last year … let’s see, that’s 96 books in 296 days or 1 book every 3.08 days.  Damn!  I’ve slowed down!  I’m on track to read 118 books in a year.  My original goal was to read 100 books in a year and I was on track to read 120, now it looks like 118, but on April 1st of 2021 I guess we’ll see.

So, It’s not 100% Impish Dragon, I did modify something that was sent to me by someone else, but I did add to it, put it under the picture and the previous person did not put their name to it, so I did.

Guys are starting to line up for their Corona shots …

My sister-in-laws, Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos … also known as the three fates.

4 Things You Can’t Get Back:

The stone after it’s thrown.

The word after it’s said.

The occasion after it’s missed.

The time after it’s gone.

If common sense was lard, most people wouldn’t be able to grease a pan.

I get that one … a lot!

Wife:  Can you stop yawning when I’m talking to you?

Husband:  I’m not yawning, I’m trying to say something!

Ever look at someone and think, “Why has no one hit you with a shovel yet?”

All the fucking time.

OUCH!

And that’s the end of my Motivational Posters…so that means in the near future, I’ll start all over again, for the second time in fifteen years.  That’s a crap load of Motivational Posters.  2,526 of them to be exact.

Okay … and in the category of

And here is the rest of the article … https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/ohio-woman-accused-of-trying-to-steal-a-christmas-tree-by-hiding-it-in-her-vagina/

And okay …. say it with me …

I regularly drive to the pub, but am never guilty of drink driving. The secret is to consume so much alcohol that by closing time you have completely forgotten ever owning a car.

Have you ever worked in an office where someone insisted upon listening to their voice mail using the speakerphone (at full volume, naturally)?

It can be really irritating.  There was this fellow in my office who was the ultimate offender.  I found a fairly easy fix for that, though.

Have a female friend call his desk when he’s not there and leave a message like this:  “Hi, this is Candy from 1-900-HOT-BABE.  You haven’t paid for the ‘toys’ we sent you, you naughty boy.  You wouldn’t want us to come over there and spank you, would you?”

It’s the last time you hear that particular speakerphone, I can assure you.

Smell gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of the escaping gas.

X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You’ll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously “erased.”

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes’ eyes bulge and causes them to swim in an amusing manner.

Don’t waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said in the inside or the outside.  So, he walks out the front door, comes back in and says both.  Moments like this got me wondering if I’m saving too much for college.

This chef on TV just said, “Where there’s fat, there’s flavor.”  I know he was talking about food, but I still took it as a compliment.

I’ve gotten some really interesting comments from you guys, so let’s use those as an impetus into today’s …

TOM H

By the way, that statue of Liberty is not right either, the torch on the true statue is in the right hand, in the picture it shows it in the left hand. Maybe a subtle clue as to who wants an armed march on the capitols?

Yup, there’s a lot of little clues.  It’s like they want us to figure it out…or they are poking fun at us for not figuring it out.  Or even telling us, we know you know who it is, but there’s nothing you can do about it.  Drives me crazy.

Stephanie

In regards to the capitol incident, why were they caught off guard? They, congress, have been doing all they can to split the county for as long as I’ve been alive. It happened. Their plan finally worked. Group A must hate and fight Group B. To make sure the revolution happens, add a few strategically placed paid trouble makers. Voila.
Who opened the capitol does to let them in anyway?

Steph, I don’t think they were caught off guard.  I think they were purposely told to stand down so that exactly what could happen, could happen.  It’s all part of the bigger plan.  Now there are 30,000 troops in our nation’s capital.  There are more damn troops in Washington D.C. then we have in all of the Middle East right now.  All it’s going to take is some trigger happy moron and there’s going to be a blood bath … and I think that’s exactly what the democrats want!  As I heard someone else say … (and I’m paraphrasing here) if you need 25,000 troops to protect your inauguration maybe it’s because you weren’t the person the people actually fucking elected!

Marsha M

Yes I understand your problem…let me share some of my excuses with you…basically when I open my mouth I offend someone…P…..are everywhere..see I mean cats….1. Sorry I’m a jersey girl…that works quiet often…live in Missouri now…2 Sorry I’m from the East it’s in the water there…3. Like everyone else i offend they dont like the current president so i blame him…this 1 works the best when dealing with the zombies…mindless creatures. I have to tell you this too..a while back while talking with my elderly dad I ask him if he remembered how the hippies of the 60s upset him so….he said yes they still do, even more now..He said who do you think is in public office or funding the current mess…Bet he is right. What ya think? I can picture Nancy at a sit in….oh my dont want to picture her at a love fest….can I have a stick to poke out my minds eye…….i need to go bleach my brain….

Oh Dear Marsha!  Now I do, too! 

Yes, indeed.  It is the hippies of the 60s who are now running our country.  Peace, Love, Dope!  Well, I slid right past that time frame myself, but I still know that the damn bills have to be paid and the lights need to stay on.  TANSTAAFL!  As Bob Heinlein used to say.  Anything you get for free, some one else has to pay for.  We’ve got a million man caravan marching up from Central America right now wanting Uncle Joe Biden’s free handouts.  The dumb ass kids want their college loans paid for, everyone wants their stimulus checks, and the Fucking Chinese are just buying up everything they can get their hands on.  WHERE THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE THINK ALL THIS MONEY IS COMING FROM???!!!!  Do you want to pay $10 for a loaf of bread?  Oh, that’s okay, cause Uncle Joe says he’s raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour.  Well, how much of that $15 do you actually think you’re going to keep when they raise taxes to 75%?!? 

READ THE FINE PRINT YOU IDIOTS!  That’s the part that gets me the most … the average person out there can’t add 2 and 2 and come up with 4 a significant amount of times.

See!

SEE!!!

Here I am ranting again!  Dammit! 

I’m a fucking prophet!  A soothsayer!  I predict a future where the idiots have gotten everything they wanted and the rest of us have to pay for it. 

They are talking about a gun buy-back.  And the commentator on Fox News said, “and they haven’t said yet whether it’s going to be voluntary or mandatory.”  Oh trust me campers, it will start out as voluntary … give you a little money to help you pay for that ten dollar bread, help you feed your babies, why do you need guns when we have UN troops in the streets to keep you safe.  Don’t let it bother you that they are all Chinese.  Then it will be a mandatory buy back, but you would have gotten a much better price for that Glock 9 if you had brought it in when it was voluntary…

… then they will come door to door and take the rest of them …

… and shoot the ones who resist.

A fucking prophet… yeah, and they killed Cassandra, too. 

Oh, look it up!

Dammit, now I’m pissed off!

You want mine?  Come and get it.  Like when they asked the truck driver, what would you do if you were going down a steep grade and the brakes suddenly went out?  He said, “I’d wake my partner up in the sleeper, cause he ain’t never seen a crash like this.”

This is ending up being a very scattered Last Word, but that’s the way I’m receiving these emails and my thoughts and for that … I apologize.  Here’s a regular email from another prophet …

I guess being a dragon who can fly and do other things that most of us can only dream of, you also get news sources that some of us don’t. I subscribe to a few conservative news programs and try to get the truth when I can. Some of the truth I get is from being able to see it and some is from simple common sense. I know common sense is almost extinct but some of us still have it. I’ll say what I believe (while I still can) and would like your opinion about it.  

I think President Trump and his supporters were set up and walked right into it at the Wednesday incident at the capital in Washington DC. They blame Trump for causing an “insurrection riot” and causing death, etc. You said it yourself, “This is not who we are”. You are correct and if Trump said anything to incite or cause disorder, why aren’t we hearing his words over and over through the media? If he was the cause, why did trouble start at the capital long before he even made his speech? CNN reported that some people left the Trump speech early and they had climbing gear and ropes in their cars. Who were those people? I think they were Antifa and BLM. Why else would they leave a speech in progress? Part of the set-up! I doubt that the CNN reporter realized what he was saying would backfire like it did.

Now I have another question to ask. If so many voted to elect Joe Biden and the entire country is so happy about a liberal taking office, why are they deploying 25,000 military personal to Washington DC on inauguration day? Five times the number of troops in Iraq and Afghanistan combined!  Here in Oregon we are told that the national guard will be deployed to help distribute the virus vaccine. I say, BULLSHIT! We don’t even have any vaccine left, or have very little. The guard is being sent out because of the expected riots and we aren’t being told the truth…again.

I’m afraid we are being set up again on a much larger scale. I keep reading and hearing that the FBI has been receiving a large number of warnings that there will be massive violence in all capital cities by far right protesters on or near inauguration day. They always stress that these will be “armed” protesters. I think what will happen is, peaceful conservatives will be attacked by left wing nuts and riots will be the outcome. When it’s over the left will be innocent and Trump supporters will be blamed. I can see it as a nationwide set-up and again the republicans are going to walk right into it. Watch it unfold and then tell me I was wrong—if you can. If ever I wanted to be wrong, I do now.

Tom J  

Yup, Tom…we were all set up.  Marvelously.  And I have this horrible feeling we’re going to walk right into it again next week.  Yes, I am privy to information that a lot of other people aren’t, but there is stuff out there, open source, that you can get to if you look for it.  And if you use your head…and think logically. 

No, President Trump didn’t incite anything.  It started before he even started his speech, so how could he incite anything?  But, that matters not to the evil people.  The whole thing with the impeachment isn’t about what happened, it’s about keeping him away from politics in the future.

The American people are being played for fools and we’re letting it happen.  There are so many different aspects of this going on all at the same time …

I really don’t know my friends. 

May God bless you all and keep you until we meet again.