Good Morning Campers,

Well, it’s Friday night and I’m just now getting to start this issue, so I’m not sure when it’s going to be done.  It’s been a tough couple of days for me…personally, professionally, emotionally, you name it and it’s been going on.  AND I have a really long weekend ahead of me work-wise, so … you see what I’m saying here.

Are you pickin’ up what I’m layin’ down?

I actually backed out of a dart tournament tonight … I NEVER back out of a dart tournament.  Especially because I’m the league tournament director.  But, I just can’t do it tonight, not the least of which is because I have to be at work at Oh-dark-hundred in the morning…but mostly because there is just too much going on right now. 

Anyway, you guys don’t want to hear what’s going on with me, so let’s get to the fun stuff, cause there’s enough bullshit going on out there for us to battle that there might not be enough jokes to laugh at in the whole world to hold this crap load at bay.

 

In spite of the brutal hate display by Queen Pelousy and her ilk, this is exactly how I feel about it. One day I hope justice is served to her on a silver platter. 



My days on earth are numbered;  But before I fade away, there is something important I need to say. It may not be important to anyone else; but it’s important to me.

Win, lose or fraud…President Trump. I just want to say thank you for the last four years.

Thank you for making it cool to be an American again.

Thank you for showing us that we don’t need to be under China’s thumb anymore economically, or any other way.

Thank you for one of the strongest economies we’ve ever experienced in my lifetime. Thank you for all you have done for the minority communities, and the outstanding decrease in the unemployment rate you had.

Thank you for making it feel good to love our country and to be a proud patriot again. Thank you for supporting our Nation’s flag and the men and women who fought for the freedom that stands behind that flag.

Thank you for supporting our nation’s law enforcement organizations, and understanding how difficult their job really is.

Thank you for quelling the flood of illegal immigration, and bringing to justice the thousands of criminals that flood brought us.

Thank you for giving corporations a reason to come back to America to make our own products and put Americans back to work.

Thank you for bringing our troops home from endless deployments that presented us with little more than body bags; and for your commitment to strengthen our military.

Thank you for operation warp speed and keeping your promise in bringing the Covid 19 vaccine to us in less than a year.

Thank you for your never-ending attempts at bringing peace to the Middle East and your support for Israel.

Thank you for your Tax relief, and thank you for our energy independence. Most of all though…

THANK YOU for taking a damn rotten job that you never had to take!!

Thank you for caring enough for this country to want to try and make a difference.

Thank you for showing America how little Career Politicians actually work for their constituents; and for showing us how much those politicians despise you for showing America how easy it is to build a great nation, rather than rape her to line their own pockets and stock portfolios.

Thank you for allowing us to experience a President that wasn’t a lifelong politician, but a lifelong American.

THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT….. WE DID OUR BEST…. 

I truly wish I had written this, it is well written and eloquently said.  Thanks to whoever did write it and thanks to Bill E for sending it my way.

Our Aussie buddy Peter writes:

I watch the newscasts about America and find it all hard to believe. 

It’s like I’ve tuned into a movie like ‘LONDON HAS FALLEN’  half-way through, with road-blocks and armed soldiers pouring into cities.

What do you think will happen in a couple of days?

Peter.       

Peter, I wish I had an answer for you.  It’s crazy over here right now.  I understand that ANTIFA is rioting in some cities even though Biden has been elected.  I figured that shit would have quit but apparently, they don’t need a reason to burn down a Starbucks.  The democrats don’t trust the military and things are going to get more crazy before they settle down.  I don’t like to be a fortuneteller, because right now, no one will be happy if I read their palm, but … hang on to your popcorn, this movie is just getting started.

Okay, you guys have to watch this one, it is hilarious.  This poor cop pulls over a guy and finds his own wife cheating on him in the passenger seat: https://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cop-catches-his-own-wife-cheating/86547070/

Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that yu want to spend your whole without them.

Respect the red, white, and blue

We found out recently that President Trump left a letter for Biden, a long tradition between presidents.  Dragon Laffs have exclusively received a copy of the letter and we’re going to share it with you, are faithful campers:

The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.

Bozo criminals for today come from Oxnard, California where four men were arrested for trying to pass counterfeit money. Our bozos, ages18-22, were on a guys night out and decided to visit a gentleman’s club for a little entertainment. To impress the girls, they were passing out the fake bills rather freely. As luck would have it, one of the dancers who received a $100 tip from the bozos works during the day as a bank teller and can spot a phony bill in her sleep. She called the cops who arrested the bozos before they even left the club.

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow, she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house, so I’ve bought her a magazine rack.

Yeah … you’ll be fine.

Many thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who alerted us to this bozo story. From Wilmington, Delaware comes the story of bozo Wayne Jones who held up a bank, getting away with a substantial amount of cash. Moments after leaving the bank with his loot, the red dye pack inside the bozo’s cash sack exploded, spraying dye all over the money and all over the bozo’s hand and arm. A few minutes later, an officer searching for the suspect noticed our bozo standing outside an apartment building. As it happened, the officer and the bozo knew each other, which is why our bozo raised his hand and waved at the officer. The same hand that was stained with fluorescent dye. He’s been provided with a nice clean cell with plenty of soap and water.

I would trust Pee Wee Herman sitting behind me in a movie theater, while out on a date with OJ Simpson, after eating dinner at Jeffery Dahmer’s house, and having drinks at Bill Cosby’s Bar with Flint Michigan Ice Cubes, all while Case Anthony was babysitting my children before I would trust the democrats counting votes …

Here’s our problem in a nutshell:  The US Constitution is a document that was written as an instrument to be used to restrain the actions of the government.  For the last 120 years or so, the people in government, especially the liberals, have not agreed that they should be restrained by “We The People” and believe that they should have the free power to restrain “We The People” instead.

We have sat by, as a nation, for all those years and let them slowly misinterpret, dismiss, and rewrite the Constitution to a point where we now just roll over because the power hungry have infiltrated all levels of our government and institutions and are now to the point where they believe they alone are masters of the country and will punish any who disagree …

… AND WE HAVE LET THEM DO IT! …

Thanks to Sasquatch for sending that one along …

The party that believes I should feel guilty based on the color my my skin wants me to “Unite” with them?  I don’t think so!

I had someone ask me the other day, “How do you know which side are the good guys?”  I told her it’s usually the side that doesn’t support burning buildings, erasing history, attacking the police, race baiting, taking away your rights, and silencing free speech.

And there it is Campers!!!!

I do not condone the breaching of the Capitol Building by any means.  It was wrong on many levels.  BUT!!  I you did NOT condemn, AND in fact condoned and encouraged the BLM and ANTIFA Riots, Murders, Lootings, and Destruction of American Cities and Business Owners, AND backed the dropping of charges and release of those responsible for those crimes – YOU ARE THE PROBLEM!!

Okay, so this issue is turning out A LOT more political than I thought … but I just publish what I get and I’m trying to put enough together for an issue for tomorrow before I fall asleep …. so …. deal with it.

LOL!

How Can You Tell The Truth Is Being Told?

Well, when …
Facebook blocks it,
Twitter deletes it,
Google hides it,
YouTube bans it,
The Media censors it,
And your Government forbids it.

“Fact Checkers” didn’t exist until the Truth

started getting out.

And to show you how much I am appreciated around the world … there’s this one:

There are two types of Biden supporters:

Billionaires and Idiots … Check your bank account to see which one you are.

All my mother told me about sex was that the man goes on top and the woman on the bottom.  For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

And this is what happens when you DON’T honor me!!!

Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson and New York Times Magazine’s Nikole Hannah-Jones, who agreed that there is a need for “millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans” to be “deprogrammed” and punished before the country should “move on to reconciliation.“

“There are millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans, who somehow need to be deprogrammed. It’s as if they are members of a cult, the Trumpist cult, and have to be deprogrammed,” Robinson said on MSNBC Tuesday.

Deprogrammed and Punished … come try motherfucker!

And I’m afraid that’s it my friends.  Good Night.  It’s an issue.  It’s not much of an issue, but it’s an issue.

Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon.