Dragon Laffs

Good Morning Campers,

Not Safe For Work … truer words were never spoken.  It’s becoming dangerous to speak your mind.  I read a headline today that said basically that employers can fire you for not getting a COVID vaccine and if they do, you won’t be entitled to unemployment.  So, where is the freedom of choice in that? 

I am not advocating Not getting the shot, just as I am not advocating getting the shot.  I’m just asking WHY?  WHY are we pushing so hard, so fast, right now?  I told you my thoughts last time.  It’s because of the money the pharmaceutical companies are making off of it.  AND I’m predicting a third round to come.  Come on.  Bet me.  I’m a prophetic dragon.

But to my first point.  How can you be fired, for not getting a shot, that IS NOT FDA APPROVED YET?!?!

Now, I’m not a blind turnip …

 

But, as most of you know, I do have a government job, which is a bit of a different story, which means I signed up under a different set of circumstances.  My oath of office still stands… That I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice.  So help me God. 

Since, to me, the one (my oath) leads to the next (my current job). They walk together  hand-in-hand. 

Let’s take a look at MY position first and then talk about Joe Civilian.  My first level of responsibility is to the Constitution.  Well, no conflict there.  I suppose if I was a lawyer, I might could find a loop hole about my Constitutional Rights being violated or something, but that is not in the spirit of the Oath.  I am defending YOUR Constitutional Rights.  Anyway.  Secondly, bearing true faith and allegiance to the same.  Again, no conflict.  Thirdly, obeying the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me according to the regulations of the UCMJ.  Now, we get to the crux of the issue.  If the President, and through him the officers placed over me in my chain of command, order me to get the shot, then I have two choices.  Comply or quit.  Unlike the uniform members of the service, as a civilian member I have the option of quitting, they do not.  So, because I #1  Need my job, #2  Like my job, #3 Think my job is somewhat important, and #4 did I mention I need my job.  I comply. 

But, let’s talk about Joe Civilian.  What right does an employer have to force an employee to have a medical procedure done, that is NOT FDA approved, under threat of expulsion and threat of no unemployment payment that the company has unemployment insurance for?  How is that legally permissible? 

The bullshit flag has officially been thrown!  Have we forced employees to get flu shots every year under threat of firing?  And those ARE FDA approved.

I had a job once where I had to have the hepatitis vaccine as a job requirement.  Three shots given one month apart.  But those were FDA approved.

And goodness knows that when I was active duty the military stuck me with all kinds of needles.  I can STILL feel that damn yellow fever shot.

But Joe Civilian?

Really?

When did he raise his hand and promise to give up his all or else?  Is conscription next?  Are we bringing back the draft?  Or are they going to start knocking on our doors and start holding us down and forcing us to take the shot?  About the same damn time they try to take away my guns.  LOL. 

Yup…I was right … not safe for work … and sure as hell not safe to speak your mind.

By dragon, it’s time to laugh and chase away the bullshit my camper friends.

 

Okay, anyone else get stuck like that…”Hey honey. let’s watch a movie on Netflix …45 minutes later you’re still scrolling through titles trying to find something to watch.  Yup … me, too.

Question:  I want to be a musician when I become a grownup.  In today’s world is that an insane thing to want to be?

Answer:  Yes, it is an insane thing to want to be.  Becoming a grownup is highly overrated.  Just become a musician, you’ll be much happier that way.

And deserve everything you get!!

Yeah … that’s the answer …

At the risk of repeating myself …

It’s so nice to have friends in life …

Recently, a woman in Fresno, CA, was stopped at a DUI checkpoint for being soused.  Ever helpful, she offered up this info: “My husband’s right behind me, and he’s even drunker than I am.”

I think we’re on a roll here…

Now, that’s one that I need.

It’s time to say thank you … and oh my gawd!  You guys just amazed the crap out of this old dragon!  We are just starting out with this year’s push to pay the bills and you guys blasted me with donations.  I am truly amazed.  From yesterday when the first request went out, and of course the first one from Thursday.  And here’s our list of famous campers:

Richard E.     Dan T.     Daniel W.     Susan W.    

Steven H.     Henry S.     Leah H.     Donald G.

Michael C.     Carlos W.     William E.

So … yeah … Wow!  So, there is still plenty of time for the rest of you guys to send me a cup of coffee.  Every little bit helps and will be recognized.  Thank you ever so much for the help that has been received so far, it is deeply appreciated and touches my heart.  YOU GUYS ARE THE BESTEST!

  

A Target store in Augusta, Georgia, agreed to take back a printer from a dissatisfied customer.  Then the clerk noticed some work the customer forgot to remove from the machine: Counterfeit bills.

And the reason most criminals get caught?  Pure stupidity.

Amazing Art

“Pssst, Lady.  Wanna buy a watch?”

Yup…scary as hell!!

Two machete-wielding men barged into a Sydney, Australia bar demanding money.  They didn’t know the club was hosting a bikers’ meeting at the time.  One of the robbers ended up in the hospital, the other hog-tied with electrical wire.

Definitely detecting a theme here …

The Red And Orange Sections Have Equal Populations

My toddler just spent five minutes explaining that he can’t use his imagination because he traded it to a kid at daycare for some fruit snacks.  Ok, bro.

Why isn’t porn more realistic?  Like why isn’t there one with a husband and wife and the wife chokes violently on her spit and the husband gets alarmed and they spend a good 5 minutes with her coughing and him smacking her on the back and then the mood is gone so they go get donuts?

I don’t want a career, I want to wear a fancy robe covered in stars and dispense confusing and ambiguous advice to passing travelers from a large stone cottage on the edge of the woods where I live with a parliament of owls.

This is what Ice Canyon, Greenland looks like.

Roses are red. Tacos are delicious.

I use paper plates, because I hate doing dishes.

My friend told me she wouldn’t eat beef tongue because it came out of a cow’s mouth.

So I gave her an egg.

Last week my house was on fire.  My wife told the kids, “Be quiet, you’ll wake up daddy.”

And that my friends, is that… for today.  Thanks again for all of you who have made a donation – and thanks to those of you who will help me pay the bills.  Every little bit helps.  You know that.  Get yourself mentioned here at your favorite ezine.

Until next time.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon

Good Morning Campers,

Okay, I just heard it all … on a commercial on TV … on a National channel … for some stupid product and they actually said, “not for use for those people who were assigned female at birth.”   ASSIGNED FEMALE AT BIRTH.  Assigned female at birth?  Um … you mean, women?  Or girls? Or females?  Assigned female at birth…oh for crying out loud. 

Now listen, what someone wants to become when they grow up is completely up to them, but what they are born as is completely up to God.  It’s not an assignment, it’s what you are.

Never mind.  I’m just going to get pissed off about this when there are so many other things to get pissed off at that are happening to me in my every day life.

Biden is going to FORCE the members of the military to get the vaccine … a vaccine that is NOT FDA approved.  Now, I don’t care how you personally feel about this stupid shot, for a disease that has less of a fatality rate then the seasonal flu, that we are, as a country, jumping through our asses over; that is YOUR opinion and you are most certainly entitled to YOUR opinion, but many years ago, back in the 1970’s as a matter of fact, the Supreme Court decided that the President COULD NOT make the military take an injection that was NOT FDA approved.  It’s already been decided.  Done deal.  And now, our current administration is trying it’s best to go AROUND the law to make it happen.  Stating some emergency that doesn’t really exist.

We need to ask WHY!

What is so damn important?

Why are we so damn insistent on doing this now?  Let’s let the FDA do their job.  From what I can see, they are one of the few federal agencies that actually do what they are supposed to do … somewhat.

What is so important now?  Yes, COVID cases are on the rise.  But you know what’s not on the rise?  COVID deaths.  I know.  I track the numbers for Indiana every single day.  So … why are we so excited about this?  I could see if this was killing people, but it’s not.  More people are dying in traffic accidents, are they going to take our cars away next?

IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! 

Or maybe it’s just me … am I the only one asking questions?  Man, I hope not.

I was so drunk last night, the police pulled somebody over on TV and I put my beer under the sofa.

We used to experiment by launching monkeys into space.  Now, we use CEOs.

Progress.

You women may be surprised to learn, that making us sleep on the couch isn’t that bad.

It’s kinda manly.

Makes us feel like we are camping …

With a really angry bear near by.

 

I’m having salad for dinner.

Actually fruit salad.

Well, mostly grapes.

Okay, all grapes.

Fermented grapes.

Wine.

I’m having wine for dinner.

There is always one sure way to keep a dragon calm and friendly … be a good story teller.

My wife left me last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk and never came back.

It’s not too bad.  I’m coping.  I’ve been using that powdered stuff in my coffee …

Wife:  Did I get fat during quarantine?

Husband:  You weren’t really skinny to begin with!

Time of death:  11:00 pm

Cause:  COVID

This is what a snail drinking from a bubble looks like.

It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow, she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house.  So I’ve bought her a magazine rack.

“Hey Dragon Boy, need a ride?”

NICE!!!!

Okay, so like I said last time, it’s time to pay the bills.  I’d appreciate any donations you guys can make to help me with the Word Press bill to keep this ezine free.  I have been getting A LOT of email traffic trying to get me to put Dragon Laffs behind a pay wall or to put advertising on my site and I have resisted for over 15 years.  The advertising or promoting I’ve done, I’ve done for purely personal reasons, like the fine folks from Combat Cookies and things like that.  And I’ve been able to do that because every year when the bills come due, you guys help me out and together we get the bills paid and together we’ve made this site a little better every year … at least, I think it’s become better every year.  Maybe not.  Maybe you may not think so.  But the fact that we raised so much money for the Security Forces lady and you guys helped me out last year … I like to think so.

Anyway, we’ve already had one donation and I’d like to thank Richard E. for the first donation of this season.  Thank you, sir for your very generous and kind gift. 

Every little bit helps.  Give that next cup of coffee to Impish.

Thanks fellow campers and now let’s get back to the laughs.

 

Each Section Has 10% Of The World’s Population

I know we’ve seen this in one form or another many times, but it is worth repeating over and over again until the idiots understand …

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots . 

 
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, timeshares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
 
THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING [Mid-Term] ELECTIONS.  MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION.
 
 
LET’S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
 
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN .
 
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
 
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
 
IF YOU CROSS [INTO] THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET …….
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE, THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
 
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
 
 
IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!

Sadly, I think most of America is sound asleep.

I think now is a good time to jump right into these…

Modern Olympic games were formed to create a common ground of peace without politics!

GOT THAT ACTIVIST GWEN BERRY?

The US government has accidentally lost 32 nuclear weapons since 1950…many of them never even recovered.

Imagine them having the audacity to tell you that you’re not responsible enough to own an AR-15!

Get some roosters for eggs and raise some bulls for milk…

Then you’ll see that gender matters.

Especially at milking time.

Okay, how about this?

No more billionaires.  None.

After you reach $999 million, every red cent after goes to schools and health care.

You get a trophy that says, “I Won Capitalism” and we name a dog park after you.

If you want to understand any problem in America, you need to focus on who profits from that problem, not who suffers from the problem.

Why do we still have a COVID Pandemic?  Because the drug manufacturers are making WAY too much money on unnecessary vaccines.  When you really look at the numbers, COVID has a fatality rate that is FAR lower than the flu.  We haven’t jumped through this many hoops for the flu.  Mark my words when it is decided that we will need a third booster shot for the vaccine…because they made so much money off the first two.  Write it down.  I’m a dragon prophet.

Amen Baby!!!

If you want to know how long the war on COVID will last, just look at the war on drugs and the war on terror.

No kidding…that’s why ain’t nothin’ gonna kill this dragon!!!

And I really, really don’t understand why more people aren’t mad as hell!

Or knell during the playing of our National Anthem.  Why are you representing our country in the Olympics if you are going to protest our country during the Olympics.  You moronic hypocrite!

When I was working 4 jobs to make ends meet (because that’s what a man does to support his family) one of them was working in the county jail as a jailer.  And it annoyed the living SHIT out of me that the inmates in the county jail had better TV cable service than I was able to afford as the one who was watching over them.

And we were authorized WIC for our baby girl (Izzy Dragon) and I turned it down, because we were making ends meet and I felt it should be left for someone who wasn’t able to make ends meet and the WIC lady looked at me like I was committing a mortal sin.  But, I was raised that a man didn’t take things from other people that he didn’t work for if he didn’t need them.

Get your relatives speaking to each other again by sending a heartfelt Christmas card with a picture of your family with an extra child nobody knows.

Dusted once.

It came back.

Not falling for that again.

Pure Genius!

“Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?”

“This is Alexa.”

And that’s it my friends.  Pop up top and drop me a donation.  Then go and have a wonderful day.  I’ll be at work.  My next day off is sometime in September I think … we are doing a big exercise this month.  I’ll take pictures and try to include some in my next issue.

Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon

Good Morning Campers,

Well, I hope it’s a better morning for you, then it is for me.  It’s been a tough week.  Mrs. Dragon has taken a turn … not necessarily for the worse, but a turn, none-the-less and she has kept me a bit busy.

And work…work has been a complete and total pain in the tail.  And you know that dragons have very large tails, so therefore, a very large pain.  Not really in a bad way, just in a “you gots lots and lots of work to do cowboy” way.

And Izzy Dragon … and that’s another whole ball of gnomes.

I need a tall glass of Jameson on the rocks and some time off.  Sadly, the time off won’t come for about three weeks.  And you guys won’t get an issue today.  I’m sorry for that, but this stuff happens.

And worse than all that … and after all you guys have done for me … I just got the warning from Word Press, it’s that time of year again, I’m going to soon ask you guys for donations.  Yeah, with no issue today and you guys just ponying up for our Security Forces Lady, here I am asking again, and if we don’t raise much this year, after everything you guys have done, I’ll completely understand, but … it is that time, so I’ll be asking.

Anyway, a couple of fast memes to send me out this out the door and me off to bed.

If more people would learn that lesson, think how wonderful this world would be!!

 

And this…this is it.  Until Saturday dear friends.

Cheers.

Impish

Good Morning Campers,

Well, we definitely have lots of corn here in Indiana and it is a bumper crop this year!  Lots of rain, lots of sun, I don’t believe I have seen it as high as this, by the first of August.  Now, I’m not a farmer.  I’m a city dragon, but I’ve heard that the corn is supposed to be “knee high by the 4th of July”, but I swear it was over my head by the end of July.

Anyway, I don’t know why I decided to talk about that first thing today, maybe because last night I had a deer jump out in front of me from the corn and it was still on my mind this morning or something else.  But, all is well.  The deer got away safely and I got away with just a mild heart attack.

So, today is going to be mostly about me offering you guys up some laughs in preparation for going back to work tomorrow, so what do you say we just get to that part of the fun, shall we?  I agree, I think that’s a wonderful idea.

I am at the end of one list of pictures, so there is going to be a bit of a … well … you’ll probably see by the end of this issue … issue …

I’ve made some terrible life choices over the years …

Just kidding.  I’m married and not allowed to make decisions.

Okay, I gotta agree with Pete on this one. 

Never mind that it works, I want to know who the guy was that needed to know that……and WHY!!!!!

I’m with ya Pete.  And you know it was probably some government study that threw thousands, if not millions of dollars at it.

The short answer is NO.

The long answer is OH FUCK NO.

Please see the long answer!

A day without coffee is like …

 

Just kidding,     I have no idea!

“You need to quiet down out here!  I’m trying to get some sleep!”

Okay, so here’s a new category that is probably way overdue…

Thanks to Leah D for sending this one in.  And having spent a couple of years as a Mormon I had to include this, even though it is past the date.  Yes, I’ve been about everything religiously, which gives me my unique perspective on things.  Anyway, July 24th is a big celebration in Utah called Pioneer Days with parades and stuff about when the Mormons came west or some such.  But this is the part that I had no idea about …

Pie & Beer Day — a play on “Pioneer Day”

The so-called “counterculture response” to Pioneer Day takes place each July 24. It’s the same day as the state holiday that commemorates the Mormon pioneers’ arrival into the Salt Lake Valley in 1847.

In what’s turning into a Utah summertime staple for a certain segment of the population, Pie & Beer Day pairs many forms of pie — pizza, apple, key lime, quiche, maybe even chicken pot — with beer.

‘Pie and Beer Day’ celebration cancelled due to uptick in Salt Lake’s COVID-19 cases

Well, it’s a real shame it’s been cancelled … but I’ll bet there were a lot of private celebrations going on anyway.

“Does this dress make me look fat?”

Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.

One of them says, “I gotta admit I’m scared out here.”

The other replies, “You’re scared…I gotta walk back alone!”

If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced.  This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.

Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their face, but their character.

The Biggest Non-Government Employer in Each State

This is how Mt. Fuji cuts through the clouds.

And that’s it for this really strange episode my friends.  I hope you had a laugh.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon

Good Morning Campers,

It just occurred to me, that I was supposed to go back and write a beginning to last issue’s start … and didn’t.  So, there’s one sentence to start it, lol.  Let’s see if we can’t do a bit of a better job with this one.

So, I’ve gotten a couple of messages from fellow campers over the last couple of days that we can share.  Here’s one of them:

Stephanie says: 

Thank you for the birthday wishes my dear friend. I made it to 65!!!!!!!!!
I could draw social security, if I wasn’t already, but just a couple years younger than myself are asked to wait till 70 to draw. With the average life span being 78 and you paying taxes since age 18, that gives the thieves, sorry, congressional slugs 52 years of your taxes to squander for votes.

You are quite welcome dear lady and yeah, I could retire but I’m waiting for Social Security and Medicare … a couple of more years.  I can’t wait.  Yeah, we work our asses off for 50 years so we can get our own money back for ten or maybe twenty, if we are lucky.

But, now … it’s time to laugh.

I’m not particularly interested, but it might be for some people…

Yeah … that’s about right.

The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid, because nobody would ever be able to find it.

Did you know that if you put your ear up to a stranger’s leg you can hear them say:

What the fuck are you doing?

We don’t know what the rest of this text is about, and it doesn’t matter because this student automatically deserves an A+.

This student somehow managed to include the lyrics to “Never Gonna Give You Up” in his paper in the most genius way. We hope their teacher noticed when they were grading it. 

This paper could have completely false information, and we wouldn’t even care because it is genius in other ways. Once you see the lyrics, it’s hard to focus on anything else in the essay.

It’s a marvelous night for a moon dance

There was a young fellow from Perth.

Who was born on the day of his birth.

He was married they say,

On his wife’s wedding day,

And he died on his last day on earth.

A giraffe’s coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat.  Ever think about that?  No.  You only think about yourself.

“You can’t hold me, lawman!”

Always make sure SOMEONE in the relationship has good credit.  That’s why it’s called SIGNIFICANT other.

Sign/if/I/can’t.

Follow me for more marriage tips.

You can walk around Walmart eating grapes and nobody will bother you.

But as soon as you pop open a beer … here comes security.

This is what the turquoise ice formations on Lake Baikal, Russia look like.

50 Percent Of Canadians Live South Of The Red Line

I LOVE THAT MUG!

Our dear friend and fellow camper Pete has this to say about wearing MOPP gear.

I’d pretty much be willing to drive up there if you have a suit to fit me…..

Brother Pete, I have suits to fit, every body!

Trish G has a submission in our Florida Man contest:

Florida man:
Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI
He also had condoms strewn throughout the vehicle…and binoculars on the passenger’s seat.

Okay, and we have a contender!  At least for a good laugh!  Thanks Trish.

And Donnie send this one in:

A Florida man has been charged with arson after police say he screamed about vampires before intentionally setting his own house on fire while a woman was inside.

Not anywhere near your league, Imp, but humorous nevertheless.

Thanks Donnie, another good one.  Vampires can be a real pain in the neck.  I know a few nice ones, but mostly they are a bit stuck up.

And that’s it my friends.  Love and happiness to you all.  Be well, and laugh!

Cheers!

Impish Dragon