Dragon Laffs #1923


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Good Morning Campers,

Well, we definitely have lots of corn here in Indiana and it is a bumper crop this year!  Lots of rain, lots of sun, I don’t believe I have seen it as high as this, by the first of August.  Now, I’m not a farmer.  I’m a city dragon, but I’ve heard that the corn is supposed to be “knee high by the 4th of July”, but I swear it was over my head by the end of July.

Anyway, I don’t know why I decided to talk about that first thing today, maybe because last night I had a deer jump out in front of me from the corn and it was still on my mind this morning or something else.  But, all is well.  The deer got away safely and I got away with just a mild heart attack.

So, today is going to be mostly about me offering you guys up some laughs in preparation for going back to work tomorrow, so what do you say we just get to that part of the fun, shall we?  I agree, I think that’s a wonderful idea.

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I am at the end of one list of pictures, so there is going to be a bit of a … well … you’ll probably see by the end of this issue … issue …

I’ve made some terrible life choices over the years …

Just kidding.  I’m married and not allowed to make decisions.

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Okay, I gotta agree with Pete on this one. 

Never mind that it works, I want to know who the guy was that needed to know that……and WHY!!!!!

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I’m with ya Pete.  And you know it was probably some government study that threw thousands, if not millions of dollars at it.

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The short answer is NO.

The long answer is OH FUCK NO.

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Please see the long answer!

A day without coffee is like …

 

Just kidding,     I have no idea!

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“You need to quiet down out here!  I’m trying to get some sleep!”

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Okay, so here’s a new category that is probably way overdue…

I didn't know that

Thanks to Leah D for sending this one in.  And having spent a couple of years as a Mormon I had to include this, even though it is past the date.  Yes, I’ve been about everything religiously, which gives me my unique perspective on things.  Anyway, July 24th is a big celebration in Utah called Pioneer Days with parades and stuff about when the Mormons came west or some such.  But this is the part that I had no idea about …

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Pie & Beer Day — a play on “Pioneer Day”

The so-called “counterculture response” to Pioneer Day takes place each July 24. It’s the same day as the state holiday that commemorates the Mormon pioneers’ arrival into the Salt Lake Valley in 1847.

In what’s turning into a Utah summertime staple for a certain segment of the population, Pie & Beer Day pairs many forms of pie — pizza, apple, key lime, quiche, maybe even chicken pot — with beer.

‘Pie and Beer Day’ celebration cancelled due to uptick in Salt Lake’s COVID-19 cases

Well, it’s a real shame it’s been cancelled … but I’ll bet there were a lot of private celebrations going on anyway.

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“Does this dress make me look fat?”

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Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.

One of them says, “I gotta admit I’m scared out here.”

The other replies, “You’re scared…I gotta walk back alone!”

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If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced.  This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self-importance.

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Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their face, but their character.

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Field Trips

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Figure Skating

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Finally

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Interesting Maps

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The Biggest Non-Government Employer in Each State

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This is how Mt. Fuji cuts through the clouds.

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And that’s it for this really strange episode my friends.  I hope you had a laugh.

Cheers,

Impish Dragon

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