Well, today is Monday and I went back to work this morning after my one day off this weekend and boy did I feel it.  I had a heck of a time staying awake.  I was going to take a sick day and call in this morning until I remembered that both of my guys were already taking the day off, so it was just going to be me there today.  So, I drug myself out of bed and went to work.  But, I think I’m going to take a vacation day or two later on this week and maybe extend my weekend this week.  We’ll see. 

Izzy and I have to take Pepper dragon to the Vet on Thursday for her annual visit, that ought to be fun, and it’s at like 1030 in the morning so it’s not worth going in to work before hand to turn around and come back home to pick Izzy and the dog up and by the time we get done and get back home, there won’t really be enough time left in the day to go back to work, so I’ll end up taking Thursday off anyway…and I might just throw Friday in the mix as well and make it a long weekend. 

Anyway, enough talk about long weekends, let’s talk instead about making some laughter, shall we?

I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed the other day.  Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go.  Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO! 

Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.

Ghetto word of the day:  Bishop.  My girlfriend fell down, so I picked that bishop.

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the whole world and somebody’s still going to hate peaches.

This is an older drawing done of me by one of the art students at Dragon Laffs, Inc.

That’s about the way I was this morning…

When I was young, I was a poor golfer.

But after years of play and practice, I am no longer young.

Mine needs to have its own heartbeat.

Dear Diet,
It’s not me, it’s you.  I just don’t think it’s going to work between us.  You’re boring, tasteless, and I can’t stop cheating on you.

I’m not surprised Jeff Bezoz started seeing a woman who was close with his wife.  That’s classic Amazon, “if you like this, here’s something similar you also might like.”

We spent a lot of money on our front entrance (if you can find it) to our corporate Headquarters

When you dream, one portion of your brain creates the story while another part witnesses the events and is shocked or surprised by the plot twists.

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?

Where do they go?  Well wonder no more.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the penguin family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

“Freeze a jolly good fellow.”

Gotcha! You really didn’t believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

You cannot be a true coffee lover until you’ve tried to suck the spilled coffee off of your shirt.

Get on my level.

My emotional support animal is a chicken.

A four piece.

With a biscuit.

Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

If the FBI waited 18 months to seize “nuclear documents” from a country club, everyone at the agency should be fired.

If Slow Joe really didn’t know that Mar-A-Lago was being raided, that’s a tacit admission that someone else is in charge.

Facebook is a perfect example of socialism.  You get it for free.  You have no say in how it works.  The guy who runs it is rich.  You have no privacy, AND if you say one thing they don’t like, they shut you up…

Had a woman who was in active labor, despite insisting she couldn’t be pregnant.  She said her last period was “like ten months ago” so she’d gone through menopause.  She was 25.

Go ahead…throw out all those mailman jokes you’ve been holding on to this whole time!

I once had a patient tell me he needed his decapitation medicine because he was feeling full of shit.  I had to thing about it for a minute then I realized he was asking for his constipation medication.

I had a patient’s mom ask me if putting a catheter in her 6 year old son would break his hymen and would he still be a virgin.

Our spirts are everywhere.

And that’s it for another issue my dear friends.  May you have nothing but happiness until we meet again on Saturday.

It’s Saturday night and I’ve spent the day teaching CBRN Defense Training to Air Force Reservists.  CBRN stands for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, and Nuclear so put that with the Defense Training and you get me teaching men and women how to stay alive in really crappy environments.  The bad part is that I spent 4 hours on my feet on concrete floors and now I’m a bit achy, the good part is that I got to say, “thank you for your service” to yet another group of young people and explain a few facts of life to them.  Definitely the highlight to my day.  But, now I’m really paying for it.  

So, that’s been my day, how are you guys doing? 

I do have the day off tomorrow.  Church in the morning, football in the afternoon with finishing up with this issue involved in there at scattered points.   

So, I got nothing else to say at this point, so let’s get started with the fun stuff.

I think I need glasses because I keep seeing a lot of people with two faces.

Did you know that Bruce Lee has an older and faster brother?

Sudden Lee

Okay, if you don’t see it at first…look again.

I have friends and relatives hiding EVERYWHERE!

All of the Problems are stuck between Mind and Matter.  If you don’t Mind, It doesn’t Matter.

REALLY?

Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Once I went to a party with my husband, full of people he knew (from work) but I didn’t.  A guy came up to us, turned to me and said, “You must be his wife.”  I turned to my husband and in my most indignant tone said, “You have a WIFE?”  Should’ve seen the guy’s face!

This is so easy.  #15 for me, every time.

I seriously need to do a better job cleaning up my toys.

Well, it seems as though I haven’t published this enough, so here it is again.  My NEW email address:

This is the best and easiest way to get ahold of me…if I can just remember to keep checking it.  LOL!  But, it’s a real nice email box.  It’s got plenty of room, a nice couch, a view…

Remember when all you had to worry about was figuring out how to skip school and how to hide being drunk from your parents?

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR:

PARTNER IN CRIME

MUST BE FLUENT IN SMART-ASS
SARCASM, AND ADULT LANGUAGE

QUESTIONABLE MORALS AND
NUDITY MAY BE REQUIRED

When a gentleman is interested in a lady he looks at her heart. 

It’s her cleavage that always seems to get in the way.

Can’t believe someone broke into my garage and stole the limbo stick.

Seriously, how low can you go?

Not the same as the last “Good Boy”

On her last day, my HR lady printed out an excel list with everyone’s salary on it and left it in the printer tray.

Absolute legend…

And we are supposed to believe that our Federal Investigators are unbiased…

That one really bothers me…was Ayn Rand a modern day Cassandra?

A haiku about being an adult:

I am so tired
Where did all my money go
My back is hurting

There’s no limit to a child’s imagination?  My 2 year old is yelling at me for taking too big of a bite from her pretend sandwich and she can’t make another one because we’re all out of pretend bread.

That is absolutely disgusting

Well, that’s it for another issue my friends.  This is about the last chance to get your name on the great wall of heroes for this year.  Send in a donation to help pay the bills for this website to keep it ad free.  Thanks for all you guys do, every day with sending in your stuff.  Right now I have 1,158 unread emails dating back to August 17th.  That should tell you how prolific you guys are in sending me stuff.  I try like heck to get to them all, so if you are wondering why it’s taking me so long to get to your email…that’s why.  So, here’s the latest copy of the hero wall.

And until next time….

Well, it’s Saturday…again. 

And I’m working…again. 

But the sad part is, that I’ve already taken a day off for working today, so I don’t even have anything to look forward to for working today.

Sigh.

I’m worn out. 

As I’m writing this it’s Thursday evening and I’m having a heck of a time holding my eyes open.  Burning the candle at both ends and in the middle AND trying to hold that sucker up off the ground so it doesn’t start any fires anywhere is starting to drag my dragon butt DOWN!!! 

I actually don’t have anything planned for tonight other than relaxing, writing to you guys, probably taking a nap, and picking Izzy Dragon up after work.  Speaking of which, I better set an alarm so I don’t over sleep and forget her. 

Okay, that’s done.  Now, what do you say we get to some of the laughs, shall we?

There is only so much insanity you can blame on a Full Moon…

Eventually, you have to admit that some people are just Bat Shit Crazy!

You know what the issue is with this world?  Everyone wants a magical solution to their problem, and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

~ Alice in Wonderland

I have question…many, many questions.

“Okay, who wants to play Red Rover, Red Rover?”
“OH!  I Do! I DO!”

Is it still called a Gas Pedal…

on an Electric Car?

They said Noah was crazy.
Then the rain came.
And the fact checkers all drowned.
The End

Yup, that’s EXACTLY what’s wrong in this picture…

Having two incomes is better than one when buying a house so make sure your partner is working two jobs.

Follow me for more real estate advice.

Trick or Treat is a classic on any realm

The farmer was so pleased with his new cornfield that he walked the length of  it, grinning from ear to ear.

I’m taking a Psychoceramic Class and learning a lot about crackpots.

Coincidence?  I think not!

In every relationship there’s the person who falls asleep instantly and the other person who lies awake wondering how that’s even humanly possible.

Not no but HELL NO!

Hard to Believe

A recent survey indicates that the Smartphone is now the number one hand held device.

The penis has slipped to second place.

What do you call a paternity testing facility here in Indiana?

Hoosier Daddy.

A Guide To Why Everything is Getting More Expensive:

1.  Bastards

2.  There may be other reasons but our research leans mainly towards point #1

Just when I’m on the verge of growing cynical about our society I see an old woman smile and give up her seat for a pregnant man.

“Inflation is just like alcoholism.  In both cases, when you start drinking or when you start printing too much money, the good effects come first.  The bad effects only come later.  That’s why in both cases there’s a strong temptation to overdo it.  To drink too much and to print too much money.  When it comes to the cure, it’s the other way around.  When you stop drinking or when you stop printing money, the bad effects come first and the good effects only come later.” 

~ Milton Friedman (1912-2006)

This one is from a good buddy who wishes, because of this joke, to remain anonymous.  

Question:  What is an Amish woman’s favorite fantasy?
Answer: Two Mennonite!

I never finish anything.  
I have a blackbelt in Partial Arts.

Ghosts like to ride in elevators
because it lifts their spirits.

And that’s it again my friends and fellow campers.  We have a couple new additions to our Heroes wall.  One of which just came through as “Home”.  I really like that as a name or as a nickname I suppose.  Thanks to everyone who has donated this year.

Thank you all very, very much.  May you all be blessed with Love and Happiness until we talk again.

It’s Monday morning and the circus that is the Queen’s funeral is coming to a conclusion.  She was truly loved by her people I suppose.  But boy-oh-boy what an incredible to do it’s been for the past week or so. 

As for us here in Dragon Laffs Land (DLL?) it’s been a good weekend.  Although you guys won’t be reading this until Thursday, you’ll be looking forward to next weekend by then and I’ll be thinking about working next weekend, right now I’m still relaxing from this weekend.  I took today, Monday, off since I will be working next Saturday.  But, I have a lot to look forward to this week.

Tuesday is going to be busy, I have a special meeting I’m going to early in the evening to learn about giving Grief counseling and then immediately afterward I am playing my normal Tuesday night darts. 

Wednesday will be my second ever Grief Group on base and I’m really looking forward to that.  Hopefully we’ll have a few new members.  And then Wednesday evening is Bible Study at church. 

And so far, nothing is scheduled for Thursday…well, except for the normal work and stuff.  I have that every day…just like the rest of you.  And our job is to help you get through your day a little bit easier with laughter and smiles.  So, let’s do that.  

I’d like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

DURING THE DAY I DON’T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.

At night I become a bit more open-minded.

The best years to be born in the history of Earth
      TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s and 50’s !!

For those of you who have not seen this yet, something to think about and enjoy!

The best years to be born in the history of Earth & we got to experience it all. Thank God for all the times, the adventures, wars won, technology developed. Generations after future generations will never experience what we did. What a generation we turned out to be.

First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank – While they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, locks on doors or cabinets, and, when we rode our bikes, we had baseball caps, not helmets, on our heads.

As infants and children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, no booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.

Riding in the back of a pick- up truck on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon. We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar.

And we weren’t overweight.  WHY?  Because we were always outside playing..that’s why!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we
were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day and we were OKAY.

We would spend hours building our go-karts out of scraps and then ride
them down the hill, only to find out that we forgot about brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Play Stations, Nintendo and X-boxes. There were No
video games, No 150 channels on cable, No video movies or DVDs, No
surround-sound or CDs, No cell phones, No personal computers, No
Internet and No chat rooms.  WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and lost teeth, and there were no lawsuits from those accidents.

We would get spankings with wooden spoons, switches, ping-pong
paddles, or just a bare hand, and no one would call child services to
report abuse. We ate worms, and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, 22 rifles for our 12th,
rode horses, made up games with sticks and tennis balls, and although we were told it would happen – we did not put out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who
didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment.  Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of
… they actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers, and inventors ever.

 The past 60 to 85 years have seen an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned
how to deal with it all.

If you are one of those born between 1925 &1955, CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.

While you are at it, forward this to your kids so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it ?

Come on Harvey, let’s go home.

I found my first grey pubic hair today.  Normally things like this don’t bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.

That moment when you have something really important to say but you’re waiting for the person who is talking to stop talking, but when they do, you forget what you were going to say.

I just found out the neighborhood had a meeting about the crazy person on the block.  It’s weird that they didn’t invite me.

Building Dragon Laffs, Inc. of the future.

Some girls don’t like to walk in the rain because it puts their face back to factory settings…

There is a husband or a boyfriend who is going to end up in ICU very, very soon.

It’s been a strange day.  First I found a hat full of money.  Then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar…

Yes, I’ve used this one before, but it is so clever and so funny that I had to use it again.

Apparently it doesn’t matter if you breastfeed, bottle-feed, or both. 

Either way, your kid still eventually turns into a teenager.

My husband and I both have the common cold.

He’s requested a priest and his family to be by his bedside.

I’ll get right on that as soon as I finish the laundry, wash the dishes and shovel the driveway.

Hey Tony!  Aren’t you upset that your parents named you after two parts of the human body?

Hey WalMart, don’t get pissed at me if I forget to scan something.

You literally gave me zero training before making me a cashier…

Kamala Harris’s speech writer is leaving after 4 months on the job.  Apparently she’s gotta get going to where she’s gotta go because it’s time to keep doing what she’s been doing and that time is everyday.

STUPIDITY BEGETS STUPIDITY

A license is what you get when the Government steals your rights away from you and then sells them back.

Some people will be able to afford Christmas…the same ones who think that everyone should be able to go out and pay $75,000 for an electric car.  Go ahead.  Just run right out and pick one up.  Get two of them, so the little wife can have one, too.
Morons.

And that “someone” overseas that they are paying pennies to is likely to be some poor 12 year-old child working 16 hours a day.

There’s that perfect picture of our new “America Last” policy.

And his dad did nothing to raise him correctly and now we expect him to do something about Russia threatening to use nuclear weapons in Europe?  Are you kidding me?  He’s useless.  He worse than useless.  If he was JUST useless, then we could at least hope he could be worked around, but he is actively working to get in the friggin’ way!  He is doing everything in his almost unlimited power to sabotage this once fine and upstanding country.  This country that used to be the pinnacle of freedom and liberty.  This country that is now the world’s laughing stock.  And it’s all the fault of the Democratic Party.  And if you are reading this and can’t see that, then you are part of the problem. 

Beauty isn’t about having

A Pretty Face.

It’s about having a pretty
mind, a pretty heart, and 
most importantly,

A Beautiful Soul.

I hate small talk.
I wanna talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, the lies you’ve told, your flaws, your favorite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurity and fears…. I like people with depth, who speak with emotion from a twisted mind.
I don’t want to know “what’s up”.

I really, really like that.  Falls into the category of…

There is only so much insanity you can blame on a full moon…

Eventually, you have to admit that some people are just Bat Shit Crazy!

Here’s our current list of heroes, as late in the game as it is, we are still getting additions to the list.  And there’s still time for YOU to buy ME a cup of coffee! (No, I’m really not going to explain that again.)  Think about throwing me a couple of bucks for the bills.  This is the only time of the year that I ask and it all goes toward keeping the website ad free.  As soon as I don’t get enough to cover the bills, I know that my time doing this is over and I’ll hang it up, until then…I’ll keep going.  You can donate by hitting the donate button on the website (dragonlaffs.com) towards the top of the right hand column.  
Or you can email me (impishdragon@dragonlaffs.com) and get my snail-mail address and send me something in the mail
Or you can send me something by Zelle through your bank to rem.wydock@sbcglobal.net.

And now for our heroes…

May your days be filled joy and happiness.

Well, good morning to all!  I hope you all had a wonderful weekend.  I spent Saturday morning with my Grandson.  I would tell you all about it, but it was private time between a Grandpa and his Grandson, but suffice it to say, it was a good morning.  I was pleased with the way it turned out and we will build on our discussion from there.  Since it is now Saturday afternoon, I can’t tell you about the rest of my weekend, but I have plans.  Plans to write to you guys, to work on things for my dart league, go to church tomorrow morning and mow the lawn tomorrow afternoon (memo to self: check weather and make sure it’s not supposed to rain tomorrow afternoon!).  Since I won’t be able to finish this today, I will continue this through tomorrow and have more to talk about as we go through together.

So…should we continue on with another Dragon Rant this morning? 

Jump up on a soapbox and pontificate to the masses?

Is that a resounding NO! that I hear?  You guys don’t want to hear my opinions?  I’m crushed!  Hurt, even.  Well, I’ll wait for a little while.  Get to some laughter first and then let you guys have it … or … um … ahem … give you some of my well-formed and thought-out opinions.  So, for now…

Want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. 

ABBOTT: Good Subject.  Terrible Times.  It’s 5.6%.  

COSTELLO:  That many people are out of work? 

ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.  

COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.  

ABBOTT:  5.6% Unemployed.  

COSTELLO:  Right 5.6% out of work.  

ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.  

COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s  23% unemployed.  

ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%.  

COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?  

ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed.  23% are out of work.  

COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.  

ABBOTT: No, Biden said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed.  You have to look for work to be unemployed.  

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!  

ABBOTT: No, you miss his point. 

COSTELLO:  What point?  

ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work can’t be counted with those who look for work.  It wouldn’t be fair.  

COSTELLO: To whom?  

ABBOTT: The unemployed.  

COSTELLO: But ALL of them are out of work.  

ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work.  Those who are out of work gave up looking and if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.  

COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles that would count as less unemployment?  

ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!  

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?  

ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how it gets to 5.6%. Otherwise, it would be 23%.  

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number.  

ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.  

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?  

ABBOTT: Correct.  

COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?  

ABBOTT: Bingo.  

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to have people stop looking for work.  

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like a Democrat.  

COSTELLO:  I don’t even know what the hell I just said!  

ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like Biden.  

To My Children:  Never, ever make fun of having to help me with computer stuff!  I had to teach you how to use a spoon!

That is pretty cool…wonder if they make a dragon’s claw…

You know what’s more rare than a unicorn? 

A kid that does something the first time you ask.

Maybe you shouldn’t be ASKING…

HOW TO DRAW A DRAGON:  Quickly and Carefully!

Kids, Cats, and Wives…okay, I ain’t sayin’ nuthin’ else!

When Christmas Gifts really WERE Christmas Gifts!!

What a completely EVIL bit of advertising THIS IS!!!!

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach.  “Ha!  That’s not going to help!” she said.

“Sure, it does,” he replied.  “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

Wow!  And speaking of evil advertising…

Let’s do some Puns from Lynn…

I’ve always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language.  Maybe only when they’re egg-cited.

 An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
 
I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture.
But I stand corrected.
 
I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price.
She called me a cheap skate.
 
Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
 
I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.
 
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
 
My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met.
I’m not buying it.
 
Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow has only 16.
The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
 
I told my carpenter I didn’t want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.
 
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?
Suture self.

Do you ever feel like your body’s “Check Engine” light has been on and you’re still driving it like “nah, it’ll be fine”?

“Come in.  Come in.  Let’s talk.  No need to be hostile.  Bring your little knife with you.  Don’t mind the bones of the other thieves who’ve come into my home uninvited.  I’m inviting you in my home…”

As opposed to what kind of ice?

Grandma once said, “Sometimes you have to hug the people you don’t like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard…”

No…please…explain the math in your universe to me please…

Exercise gives you energy but, you need energy to exercise.

Hey!  I know a pyramid scheme when I see one!

You can change your clothes and powder your nose,
But in the end your Maker knows.

A man can’t be a woman, and a woman can’t be a man,
Pretend all you want, but “you am” what “you am.”

This is a pretty cool Ted Talk like thing that you will find very interesting and only lasts about five minutes…how do touch screens really work.

And another video for you…this little 7 year old Anastasila Tiurina “Valenki” Balalaika is AMAZING!!!

THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!

A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

“Did you smell that food?” she asked. “It’s smells absolutely incredible!”

Being a ‘kind-hearted Scotsman’, he thought, “What the hell…, I’ll treat her!”

So, they walked past it again! 

Ain’t that the truth!

Amen!

Men underestimate a silent female.  Once your girl no longer trips over what you’re doing and no longer tries to talk things out, she’s done.  The silence of a female means she has exhausted herself emotionally trying to get you to listen and you didn’t.  Now she no longer cares.

I am so old…I remember when Chuck went upstairs on Happy Days and never came down again.

That is the absolute honest truth.  It matters not how good a parent you are, each and every child has a demon in them somewhere.  Even this next little guy who appears to be an angel.  I’ll bet that water trick gets old really fast at home on the carpet…but watch, just the same because he is a prodigy and you will see him again someday…

I would love to know what year that is from

And that brings another exciting episode of Dragon Laffs … to a close.  Before we go, we need to say thanks to our heroes.  This is it folks.  The very last week to get your name up in lights, to buy me a cup of coffee, to help  with the bills this year, to become a hero to friends and family alike!  The bills come due at the end of this week.  The time has come.  It’s the last chance to help keep Dragon Laffs ad free for another year.  Remember, you can donate simply by clicking on the donate button near the top on the right column on the web page of dragonlaffs.com OR you can write an email to me and I will send you my snail mail address OR you can Zelle me at rem.wydock@sbcglobal.net and I suppose I will be adding VENMO to that since I just today HAD to add VENMO to my accounts because that’s what we are going to be paying our darts fees by this year (sigh!).  (Why can’t everyone just use ONE!  JUST ONE!!  I don’t even care which ONE it is, just pick ONE and everyone use it!!)  Anyway, we’ll see about that one for next time maybe.  I’m trying to work that one out.  Right now, they verified my phone number once and now they are trying to say that my phone number isn’t mine anymore.  So…not looking good for VENMO if they can’t even get THAT worked out right. 

Anyway, as I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted by the voices in my head, last chance to donate, etc. But the IMPORTANT part is here’s our heroes!

And I’d like to add to that a 

You guys truly are the best campers a dragon could ask for.  So, until next time, may you be blessed with Love and Happiness, until we meet again.