It’s Saturday night and I’ve spent the day teaching CBRN Defense Training to Air Force Reservists.  CBRN stands for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, and Nuclear so put that with the Defense Training and you get me teaching men and women how to stay alive in really crappy environments.  The bad part is that I spent 4 hours on my feet on concrete floors and now I’m a bit achy, the good part is that I got to say, “thank you for your service” to yet another group of young people and explain a few facts of life to them.  Definitely the highlight to my day.  But, now I’m really paying for it.  

So, that’s been my day, how are you guys doing? 

I do have the day off tomorrow.  Church in the morning, football in the afternoon with finishing up with this issue involved in there at scattered points.   

So, I got nothing else to say at this point, so let’s get started with the fun stuff.

I think I need glasses because I keep seeing a lot of people with two faces.

Did you know that Bruce Lee has an older and faster brother?

Sudden Lee

Okay, if you don’t see it at first…look again.

I have friends and relatives hiding EVERYWHERE!

All of the Problems are stuck between Mind and Matter.  If you don’t Mind, It doesn’t Matter.

REALLY?

Sometimes, you just have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you.

Once I went to a party with my husband, full of people he knew (from work) but I didn’t.  A guy came up to us, turned to me and said, “You must be his wife.”  I turned to my husband and in my most indignant tone said, “You have a WIFE?”  Should’ve seen the guy’s face!

This is so easy.  #15 for me, every time.

I seriously need to do a better job cleaning up my toys.

Well, it seems as though I haven’t published this enough, so here it is again.  My NEW email address:

This is the best and easiest way to get ahold of me…if I can just remember to keep checking it.  LOL!  But, it’s a real nice email box.  It’s got plenty of room, a nice couch, a view…

Remember when all you had to worry about was figuring out how to skip school and how to hide being drunk from your parents?

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR:

PARTNER IN CRIME

MUST BE FLUENT IN SMART-ASS
SARCASM, AND ADULT LANGUAGE

QUESTIONABLE MORALS AND
NUDITY MAY BE REQUIRED

When a gentleman is interested in a lady he looks at her heart. 

It’s her cleavage that always seems to get in the way.

Can’t believe someone broke into my garage and stole the limbo stick.

Seriously, how low can you go?

Not the same as the last “Good Boy”

On her last day, my HR lady printed out an excel list with everyone’s salary on it and left it in the printer tray.

Absolute legend…

And we are supposed to believe that our Federal Investigators are unbiased…

That one really bothers me…was Ayn Rand a modern day Cassandra?

A haiku about being an adult:

I am so tired
Where did all my money go
My back is hurting

There’s no limit to a child’s imagination?  My 2 year old is yelling at me for taking too big of a bite from her pretend sandwich and she can’t make another one because we’re all out of pretend bread.

That is absolutely disgusting

Well, that’s it for another issue my friends.  This is about the last chance to get your name on the great wall of heroes for this year.  Send in a donation to help pay the bills for this website to keep it ad free.  Thanks for all you guys do, every day with sending in your stuff.  Right now I have 1,158 unread emails dating back to August 17th.  That should tell you how prolific you guys are in sending me stuff.  I try like heck to get to them all, so if you are wondering why it’s taking me so long to get to your email…that’s why.  So, here’s the latest copy of the hero wall.

And until next time….