Had a GREAT day. Still Saturday and the Whelpling and Daughter-in-law came up and helped me with the wayward tree branch and then we went on a really nice bike ride! Went out across the damn and everything! Set a new speed record on the bike. 73 mph. Then I got a message on the scanner page I pay attention to of the cops chasing a bike on the highway doing 142 mph! No thank you very much! I prefer to stay earthbound. I have fairly decent reaction times … for a 67 year old dragon, but that ain’t sayin’ much!! Especially at 142 mph!!

I also want to take a quick opportunity to thank Joseph H for his very kind donation! Thank you, brother. It was deeply appreciated! You are too kind. I am blessed by your kindness.

I want to see the next picture. The one where they hit the water with those life vests being worn like diapers instead of vests. I can see them bobbing in the water once, maybe twice and then rolling right over.

I agree! 100%! I don’t go through self-checkout. Ever. It annoys Izzy to no end. I tell her, I don’t work here. I also don’t stop on my way out of the store to have my purchases checked, because on my way out of the store, they are my belongings and no longer belong to the store. But, that’s just me. I don’t like being pushed around.

I do remember that! I enjoyed the TV Guide.

Yup. It’s the truth! And if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a hundred times…

It’s funny…Aussie Pete sent me this one and I had read this same one myself and considered copying it and sending it in. It’s a letter to Quora, which I only read and don’t comment on. And I only read for the laughs…like this one:

In a study, the average IQ of gun owners was scientifically proven to be 20-30 points lower than non-gun owners. The average IQ is 100. Why is this?

The question: “In a study, the average IQ of gun owners was scientifically proven to be 20-30 points lower than non-gun owners. The average IQ is 100. Why is this?”

That study was limited in scope and so is flawed. The participants in the study were all attendees of the California State Democratic Convention.

A similar study had been tried at the 2024 National Convention, but everyone approached to participate either instantly sat on the floor and started shrieking incoherently or curled up into a fetal position weeping uncontrollably when it was explained to them that “firearms” means “gunz.” That study was abandoned.

There was a proposal by one of the Bloomberg funded groups to conduct studies in the Chicago neighborhoods of Englewood and West Garfield Park, but none of the WWLWs (Woke White Leftist Women) were willing to conduct the interviews

Yeah…I laughed, too.

No kidding! My dogs are pros at this!

No! NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!

When I was younger I had a job as a shop

window mannequin.

I held that position for a long time.

I LOVED that show. Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In.

No kidding. It is truly an amazing thing to think about.

I’ve reached the age when my obituary will

NOT contain the word “untimely”.

I couldn’t understand why my computer

kept singing …

Then I realized it was a Dell.

How am I supposed to believe that humans are the dominant species when a spider is over there building a house with their butthole?

They say breathing is the most important part

of exercising …

Which is good ’cause it’s really the only part I

do.

The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere

itself.

I paid a clown to deliver flowers to my wife…

I thought it would be a romantic jester.

And that’s it for this one my friends. I hope you had as much fun as I did. Until we meet again, I send you my Love and my happiness …