Well, I’m back. And suddenly, Word Press has changed things around and I can’t do the things I wanted to do or like I did them before with text. So, my writing may look a little different then it has in the past. I may work on it and see if I can get it working correctly again, but in the mean time, what do you say we get right to it, shall we?

I do, too!

The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary.  

She ignored the telephone when it rang.

“You must answer the telephone,” he told her irritably. 

“All right,” she replied, “but it seems so silly.  Nine times out of ten, it’s for you!”

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from the Prime Minister of Israel. 

“Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, Mr.  Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.”

The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand.

“Don’t we have a Cardinal to represent me?” he asked.

“None that plays very well,” a Cardinal replied.  

“But he added,”there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic.  

We can  offer to make him a Cardinal,then ask him to play Mr.  Sharon as your personal representative.  

In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we’ll also win the match.”

Everyone agreed it was a good idea.  The call was made. Ofcourse,Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play.  

The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. 

 “I have some good news and some bad news, your Holiness,” said Nicklaus.

“Tell me the good news first, Cardinal Nicklaus,” said the Pope. 

“Well, your Holiness, I don’t like to brag, but eventhough I’ve played some pretty terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far.  

I must have been inspired from above.  My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect.  With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.”

“There’s bad news?”, the Pope asked.  “Yes,” Nicklaus sighed.  “I lost to Rabbi Tiger Woods by seven strokes….” 

This one is REALLY cute!

Told my doctor:

“I could be a healthy person if you’d stop finding things

wrong with me!”

Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.

Well, interesting day. Today is Saturday, by the way. Had Men’s Breakfast this morning, mowed the lawn, took the second test for this semester’s FBI, and now I’m about worn out!

So, Lynn sent this to me …

This is an Oldie, but I just came across it again and thought of you! 😀😀

And that’s it my friends. I got nothing else for today, but I do need to start the next one, because it’s going to be one of those weeks. Exercises and a special talk on Thursday night, not to mention the regular FBI class (last one of the semester) and Jail Ministry, it should be a real exciting week. So, until the next episode, be very well my dear friends.