Dragon Laffs #2053

It is Saturday!  It has been a week!  Grief Group, Physical Therapy, a real live meeting at the Sherriff’s Office (LEPC meeting, which stands for Local Emergency Planning Committee), more Physical Therapy, Teleworking every day, with a full 8 hours of telework on Thursday … IT’S BEEN A WEEK!  And I’m actually pretty happy about that.

Although, I did have one minor panic attack.  I’m not sure WHY I’m having these things.  They don’t really make much sense.  I’ve never had them before.  It’s gotta be part of my grieving process that’s not making any sense to me.  

Okay, so I just read several articles on line and it turns out that it IS part of the grieving process, just not recognized as such because it doesn’t happen to many people.  So, I’m not alone.  I’ll just bring it up at my next meeting and we’ll take it from there.

Another thing that Izzy has been doing with my help, I bought her a rock tumbler as a gift and we put the first load of rocks through.  It is a four step process.  I’ve never done this before, even as a kid, so I’m having as much fun with it as she is.  You put the rocks in a drum, add a special tumbling grit, which gets finer with each time you put it in, add a little water, and then you tumble it for several days.  The first tumble with the #1 grit was for 6 days.  They started out with a pre-packaged bunch of rocks that came with the kit, we used half of it and threw some of our own stones in there as well.  I put one of mine in, too.  I wish I had taken a picture of the before stones, but they were all just brown rocks.  Here is what they looked like after step one and 6 days of solid tumbling.

The one that’s circled is mine.  The second stage gets tumbled for 6 to 8 days.  So, next Saturday we’ll see what they look like.

Okay, we’ve talked about a bunch of other stuff, so now it’s time to talk about funny stuff, so let’s get there!

Not if you have to ask, dude.

If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

That’s cold blooded.

You’ve already lost because you’re asking.

Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out his window, “I’m gonna make your life a living hell!”

I yelled back, “Thanks, but I’m not looking for a relationship right now.”

Yeah, we all know this person, too.

And every man who has EVER been in a relationship will agree…

The Most Dangerous Animal in the World…

Is a Smiling Woman Sitting in Silence.

Good old cartoons!!!

This one is called Awaiting Santa … and it’s a beautiful picture that always brings a tear to my eye.

Boy, ain’t that the truth!

Sorry I sprayed that WD-40 in your mouth…

But it DID stop that noise you were making.

That is absolutely awesome advertising!!!

Back in my day, it was a game of dodgeball where you found out who really didn’t like you.

This is what Good Grief looks like

Nationwide manhunt for those who stormed the US Capitol!
That’s a good thing.
My question is this:
Why is there no nationwide manhunt for the people who burned and looted Seattle and Portland for over 150 days?
Why no manhunt for the people who burn down federal buildings?
Why no manhunt for people who burned churches?
Why no manhunt for people who threw Molotov cocktails, chemical irritants and explosives at police officers?
Why no manhunt for people who topple statues?
Why no manhunt for people who looted and burned private businesses?
Why no manhunt for people who brutally attacked elderly people merely for trying to defend their livelihood?

Why?  Could there be a hidden agenda?  Not so fucking hidden when you look at it that way, is it?

This is what “I can wait” looks like
This is what a bad mood looks like

I got nuthin’, so it’s just gonna have to be because it’s a cool picture.

That was a long way to go to prove a point…

Although it does kind of emphasize her cheeks.

I’m gonna get smacked around for that one.

The only reason our government would want to disarm us after 243 years is because they are planning on doing something to us that we would shoot them for.

And you know that’s the truth!

Infestation !!! Who do we call for Pest Removal ?

In this crazy political season, a little religion might be appropriate so here is a short Bible study.

Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’ (Matthew 25:33).

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish.

John 21:6 (NIV) … He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.” When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.”

The Origin of Left & Right…often wonder why it is that Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left”?

How about this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” It surely can’t get any simpler than that.

Spelling Lesson:

  1. The last four letters in American……….I Can
  2. The last four letters in Republican…… I Can
  3. The last four letters in Democrats…….. Rats

End of lesson! …Test to follow in November 2022.

Remember, November 2022 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.

Please share this Bible Lesson with all your friends and email buddies to help achieve that goal.

Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.

I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike Bar…but I would probably do some sketchy stuff for a full tank of gas.

Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k, but I don’t think I can run that far.

“A Vodka, Please.”

“Umm, this is McDonald’s…”

“Okay, Whatever, A McVodka, Please.”

Gotta share this comment from our Nursey Camper Friend Marsha ’cause it’s so much fun!

Marsha M

a day ago

Dragon Laffs #2052

Well in just a few words the world has gone crazy. Though I would pay to watch my pencil D..k ex give birth….guys can do that now I hear. The money could be used to pay for more boarder crossers to go to DC and Delaware…Heard that Joe has covid, I will pray for quick recovery…can’t imagine vice and speaker taking over….That Book does say that in the last days women and children will rule you……scary. So I’ll just keep on doing what I do cause if I keep doing what I do than I can keep doing what I do…..Oh my I could be vice president with that last quote….Hot here! …practice???

Marsha, Marsha, Mar… no, not going there.  I’m sure you’ve heard that a million and a half times.  But, anyway, you bring up some interesting points, not the least of which seem to be on the top of your ex’s head.  Yes, I understand that men CAN give birth now.  I, too, would pay good money to watch that one.  It would be considerably interesting to figure out where the baby would come out.  Now, I’ve had 7 kidney stones and they say that passing a kidney stone is the closest thing that a man can equate to a woman having a baby.  Now, maybe a woman can take that much pain voluntarily more than once, but men are wimps when it comes to pain, and if they are going to start having babies, and they hurt anywhere NEAR what a kidney stone hurts like, we got nothing to worry about. 

I heard that the DC mayor is getting really pissed off about the illegals being dumped in their town.  Well, good!  Now you know how the rest of us feel. 

As to Biden getting COVID, you know that he’s not going to survive to see his term to completion.  I’m not saying this is how he’s going out, but Laughing Cow and Drunken Bitch have SOME sort of plan.  And you know that The Wicked Hillary of the West has her hand in there in the background somewhere, also.  Just one Dragon’s opinion.

I wouldn’t mind Women and Children ruling me, that’s not near as scary as the demented and stupid that are ruling us now.  And speaking of heat, and yeah, it might very well be practice for a WHOLE BUNCH of people out there!!!  But, speaking of heat, at my LEPC meeting last night, I was talking to a guy who runs the county electric utility who told us in a little bit of a Q&A that we had, that these wonderful electric cars that are supposed to save us all, when they are charging, use THREE TIMES THE AMOUNT OF ELECTRICITY AS YOUR AIR CONDITIONER DOES.  So, if we can’t keep up with the demand we have now, because we aren’t replacing the coal fired electric plants as they are retired now, how the hell are we supposed to charge all of these hundreds of thousands…if not millions…of electric cars that are supposed to SAVE OUR PLANET, that doesn’t need saving in the first place???  This just goes to prove that NOBODY IN WASHINGTON, D.C. CAN DO SIMPLE MATH!!!!  Yup, demented and stupid. 


I think that slice indicating the amount of time spent doing what they were elected to do is a bit generous…probably extremely generous.

Sadly, there are way too many military members who are beginning to feel the exact same way.

We are hearing very similar sentiments over and over and over again.

If you don’t get it, I’m not going to explain it.

I like this next one, just because it’s something stupid enough that I would say it in real life if I could remember it…

Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

I don’t really have a plan.  I rely on caffeine and weirdness to get me through the day.

I’ve NEVER Seen An Alcohol And Cigarette Shortage…

And that brings us to the conclusion of today’s episode my wonderful friends and family.  I hope you all had as much fun reading as I had writing.  Please have a wonderful weekend filled with love and happiness.  Until we meet again.

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #2053

  1. Marsha Mastrangelo says:

    Arent you in enough pain? Why would you put 1 of your stones in a rock tumbler? Now you can use it as a worry stone…put it deep in your pocket and if you have to rub it folks will think you are adjusting your stones… oh and I cant see the person trying to save the buffalo, but from the hair I can see looks like AOC…… I love your stuff. For a few minutes I forget about the world and my job life in general. Maybe I need stones.

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