Dragon Laffs #2049

Yes, you and your little dog Toto, too.  Anybody else thinks she looks like your 3rd grade teacher?  Gonna start something new today.  Gonna start putting my words in black, in regular print and everything else, the jokes, the laughter, other people’s words will be in some other color.  Mine should be in black, due to the seriousness of my words.  The importance of my words.  The forcefulness of … oh, who am I trying to kid?  I’m doing it this way because it’s easier to keep my train of thought when I’m ranting with this silly Word Press program.  Otherwise, every time I hit a new paragraph I have to reassign the font, and the color and the size.  This way, by using the presets, I don’t have to change anything.

So, anyway, welcome to Thursday.  It’s been an interesting week so far.  

Monday:  Did 4 hours of telework.  Went to the grocery story and walked the WHOLE store while pushing a grocery cart with Izzy.  Izzy kept telling me, “You can wait in the car if this is too much for you.  You can wait in the car if this is too much for you…” But, I wasn’t going to give up.  About half way through the store, the voice in my head started telling me, “You can wait in the FUCKING CAR!!!” But, I hung in for the whole thing.  And boy did I pay for it.  But, I was proud.  Proud and sore.  Dammit!  LOL!  Then Monday night I went to Grief Group, got wound up for Friday.  We talked a lot about forgiveness in all its different forms:

  • Forgiving your loved one for passing (leaving)
  • Forgiving yourself if:
    • You had something to do with the passing
    • You think you had something to do with it
    • You think you could have done something to prevent it
    • Etc.
  • Forgiving someone else if THEY had something to do with your loved one’s passing, (i.e. doctor, drunk driver, shooter, etc.)

The funny thing is that in my Bible study lately one of the main topics has been forgiveness and in the book that I just finish, one of the subtopics/under plot arcs was forgiveness, AND not this past Sunday, but the Sunday before, the preacher at church gave a lesson on forgiveness.  So I’m wondering if God isn’t preparing me to get ready to forgive someone for something.  Ephesians 4:32.  I guess I’ll find out.

Now, let’s get to the good stuff, while we wait for the rest of the week to happen.

Songs will finish.
Gigs will end.

Bands will break up.
But people will NEVER FORGET the MUSIC AND MUSICIANS that touched their heart and soul.

Well, I didn’t get much done before we walked over to Tuesday.  It’s still early on Tuesday, but I won’t have much time to play today, so I’m going to try to get a little bit done before I have to leave.  I went to Physical Therapy this morning where they found out that I walked the grocery store yesterday and beat me up today for it.  I swear I heard them giggling over it behind my back.  Did my 4 hours of telework and tonight I’m going to go and play darts!  I can’t wait!  I haven’t played darts … real darts … well … in a long time.  

Okay, so why am I tearing up over playing darts?  Just because it was something that Mary and I used to love to do, I guess.  Maybe I’ll take some pictures and share them with you guys tomorrow.  

Anyway, back to the fun stuff.

This one is funny as hell.  Thanks to Stephanie for sharing.  This rooster loves his job!  To the point of passing out! https://www.facebook.com/groups/729606971086125/permalink/997057797674373/?sfnsn=mo&ref=share

“You actually ate my jellybeans!!!”

Where can I find a microwave that doesn’t beep so loud and let my whole family know I’m eating again.

Rules For Wearing Animal Print Yoga Pants:

1.  Weigh less than the animals they represent.

Probably closer to a 100 foot radius

It’s okay to talk to yourself…and okay to answer yourself.  But sad when you have to repeat what you said because you weren’t listening!!

Messenger has been sent to headquarters.  Help is on the way.

Well, my darts match didn’t work out so well tonight.  I guess I pushed a little too hard.  I got through the first couple of legs of the first match and had to forfeit.  I was slowing everyone down.  It was a lot harder than I thought it was going to be.  Everyone was very understanding, they do all love me a lot, after all, and would have gladly let me take as much time as I needed, but it was VERY obvious I couldn’t keep up.  I won the first leg and was shooting fairly well for not having shot anything at all this year, but it was too much for me. 

Sounds like an awesome plan to me!


Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them.

God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn.  Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

Wife:  I’m pissed!

Husband:  Again or Still?

I tried a non-alcoholic beer last night and I think I have discovered what my favorite ingredient in beer is.

Be weird.  Be random.  Be who you are.  Because you never know who would love the person you hide.

I’ll spare you the bullshit about my constitutional rights if you just fuck you!

Said no right thinking person anywhere.

When I was young, we didn’t have MTV.  We had to go to rock concerts and take drugs.

Trash cans at Disney Parks are placed 25 feet from hot dog stands.  Walt Disney made up the measurement by walking and eating a hot dog.

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A: Sue!


Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!


Q: Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit?

A: Because it was cultured.


Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.


Q: How do snails fight?

A: They slug it out.


Q: What’s a foot long and slippery?

A: A slipper.


Q: What kind of crackers do firefighters like in their soup?

A: Firecrackers!


Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?

A: The month of March!


Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?

A: The dock.

And that wraps that up for today.  I hope you all had as much fun as I did.  I think I’m going back to painting my words in blue again, I didn’t find this as much fun.  Anyway, Love and Happiness to you all until we meet again.

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2049

  1. Leah D says:

    I live in an area where the power lines are buried. HOWEVER the mighty huge ones that march across our Country are fairly close. Storm lifts trampoline up and lands it on the power line. My computer is dead. Is owning a trampoline covered under the constitution?

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