Dragon Laffs #2043

So, since we’ve talked last, I’ve had my first post-op visit to the surgeon’s office.  I’ve had my first out-patient visit to the physical therapist.  I’ve had my second Grief Group visit since my surgery.  And reading that it sounds like I’m a busy boy.  And I suppose in some respects I am, but in others I’m really not.  I feel like I’m neglecting stuff for not being at work.  And I almost feel like I’m hiding out at home.  I do need to get out more.  And not just going to an appointment.  I hope we have darts tournament soon.  That would be a good thing to get out for. 

But, I need to get out for something. 

So,  I guess that’s my goal for the upcoming week. 

But, for now, since it’s already so late (Wednesday evening) let’s go ahead and get THIS ISSUE working and worry about other issues for later., shall we?

It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.

I miss the old days when billionaires vanity projects were to build public libraries, museums and music venues.

I have always licked my knife when I’ve finished.  This gets some very shocked looks from the other surgeons.

I can’t possibly be the only one who thinks this is crazy?  Kroger, you are really disappointing me here.  And why Swirled red velvet and cheesecake flavored?  Can someone explain THAT ONE?




This one again is from Stephanie (of course) and the only thing I’m going to say about it is the same thing that our dear Stephanie said about it, “And the idiots that design this crap are wealthy.” https://www.facebook.com/groups/1156193134887179/permalink/1377317792774711/?sfnsn=mo&ref=share

Thanks Steph.  Enjoy!

Works for me…NOT!


People with siblings have better survival skills because they’ve had experience in physical combat, psychological warfare, and sensing suspicious activity.

She loves this picture.  LOL!

I can’t believe it’s monkeypox season already.  I still have my Ukraine decorations up.

And you thought you knew the real story of Cinderella?

According to the sender, this chair once belonged to Vincent Price.

I have a pet manatee named Hugh.  I built him a house.  It’s a habitat for Hugh manatee.

That’s just friggin’ weird…

I just bought a crappy car that was made in Prague. 

The Czech engine light keeps coming on.

A daughter is telling her Mother how everything is going wrong. She’s failing algebra, her boyfriend broke up with her, and her best friend is moving away.

Meanwhile, her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack. The daughter says, “Absolutely Mom, I love your cake.”

“Here, have some cooking oil,” her Mother offers.

“Yuck” says her daughter.

“How about a couple raw eggs?”

“Gross, Mom!”

“Would you like some flour then? Or maybe baking soda?”

“Mom, those are all yucky!”

To which the mother replies, “Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves, but when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderfully delicious cake!

God works the same way. Many times, we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times, but God knows that when He puts these things all in His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful!

Hope your day is a “piece of cake!”

Sure…why not?

This is just a friendly reminder:  The planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli.

I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

I’m not saying I’m old and worn out, but I make sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash day.

Hey, that was my nickname.

Let’s do some mail, that’s always a lot of fun!

Marsha Mastrangelo

a day ago

Dragon Laffs #2042

I cant believe it….2 houses built in 1900 still standing… mine needs work, promise and a prayer…but standing. Built before levels were invented. Did not get electric in it till 1952… still only has wood stove for heat. But I love it…

Mine’s doing pretty good.  If I had to make a list, I’d say water heater and fence are two top things I’m concerned with…that and the friggin’ jungle that’s growing out back.  Not sure what to do about that.  I’m thinking either napalm or agent orange.

Leah D

a day ago

Dragon Laffs #2042

By any chance, do you have a tree close enough to your house that the branches can rub against it? That has caused me a loss of sleep many times, because guests staying here get scared.

Yeah, there are branches that scrape against the house, there’s ivy that climbs up one side of the house and I’m about 95% convinced that the house is haunted.  I’ve been in haunted houses before so that’s no big deal.  I know a guy who investigates haunted houses and I’ve thought about having him over to investigate, but it’s really not that big a deal.  The houses I’ve been in before were semi malevolent, this is just … haunted.  I don’t really know how else to describe it.  But the house definitely makes noise.  The noises I heard the other night were different.  I’ve been around long enough that I can tell the difference.  This was an animal … and I live far enough out that there are lots of critters out here.  There’s also a thumping noise going on somewhere that I can’t figure out that’s driving me nuts.  It’s mechanical in nature, doesn’t change and doesn’t stop.  I think it might be an attic vent fan…except I don’t think I have any.  So……… yeah.

Why is it that you don’t value your life more than I value my possessions?

Ancient massive ‘Dragon of Death’ flying reptile dug up in Argentina

BUENOS AIRES, May 23 (Reuters) – Argentine scientists discovered a new species of a huge flying reptile dubbed “The Dragon of Death” that lived 86 millions of years ago alongside dinosaurs, in a find shedding fresh insight on a predator whose body was as long as a yellow school bus.

So, it pisses me off when scientist dig up my relatives.  And despite what they say about him, he really wasn’t that bad.  I wouldn’t really call him the “Dragon of Death” at worst, he was the “Dragon of Mildly Antagonistic.”  But, if you want to read what the humans have to say about the subject, here’s the whole article link.https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/ancient-massive-dragon-death-flying-reptile-dug-up-argentina-2022-05-23/

Well, we made it to the end.  Not all of our issues addressed, but this issue put to bed.  I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had putting it together.  Thanks to all  of you who helped contributing to it.  Love and Happiness to you all.

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5 Responses to Dragon Laffs #2043

  1. TOMMY R. VASSAR SR says:

    I have a home that has been haunted since before I bought it . I bought it in 1971. The young lady
    had left my house and went next door until my wife passed away in 2014. I still miss my wife very much. It will never get better but it will ease enough for you to live. i also lost a grand son sunday night. that hurts also .

  2. Tom Harlander says:

    I was under the impression that “Great Value” brand was the Walmart store brand, not Kroger’s.

  3. Jerry Maxwell says:

    Thanks for these posts. They make a rather dismal exsistance much more tolerable.

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