Good Morning Campers,

Well, it’s Sunday morning and I’m just getting started…buuuttt I’ve got all day to work on this while getting my chores done (Sunday is chores day) and watching TV.  Right now, I just took care of the Willow Dragon who, now that she is fed and has been out is determined that playing fetch in the living room with me is the thing that MUST BE DONE RIGHT NOW!!!  The fact that I’m working on the laptop makes no difference to her at all.  So, if my sentences seem a little distracted, it’s only because I’m multitasking until she wears herself out and falls asleep beside me.  Shouldn’t take more than an hour or six. 

Izzy Dragon and Pepper are both asleep upstairs, well, it is only 0800 hrs.  I’ve got the news on the TV and a fresh cup of coffee beside me, so I guess I’m as content as I can be.  It’s been three weeks. I’m still here. 

Hey!  They just showed the boardwalk at Wildwood, New Jersey completely covered in snow on the news!  Cool!  A little piece of home “As Seen on TV.”  And the Canadians are raising hell, as only the Canadians can…politely.  I’m glad to see they are revolting against their Imperial Overlords, it’s long overdue.  AND our own government says there’s no such thing as secret illegal alien flights while they are showing pictures of them on TV.  And they wonder why their approval percent is at an all time low.  How fucking stupid do they think we are?  Don’t answer that.  I know how stupid they think we are.  It’s evidence every single day in the lies they tell and the policies they enact.  Like Trump said the other day, we need to throw the bums out in November and replace them with good, strong, HONEST leadership. 

Anyway, you guys didn’t come here to listen to me ramble on and on, on this Sunday morning … or maybe you did … and if so, you got your money’s worth.  But, now it’s time to laugh.  For all of us, so…

The perfect explanation as to why you won’t find me on Social Media.  If I didn’t play darts, I wouldn’t even have a Facebook account.  I have a Facebook account, like I said, for darts, and I have a Twitter account that I check for news during emergencies, for my job.  I think that’s it.  I know some guys in my position who have multiple social media accounts and work really well with them, I just never got to it.

Damn, and I thought dragons had it tough.

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there is a small hole in the bag somewhere.

I’m multitasking…

I can Listen, Ignore, and Forget all at the same time.

Of course we are!  All you had to do was ask.

I don’t know how to us TikTok, but I can write in cursive, do long division, drive a stick shift, and tell time on clocks with hands…so there’s that.

“No, I don’t want to renew my car’s warranty!”

Thank goodness “Smoking In The Boys Room” was released in 1973.  Had it been today, we’d have “Vaping In The Gender Neutral Area!”

Okay, I gotta thank Lynn for this one.  I laughed out loud over this one.  Well worth watching whether you are a fan or not.

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready” for bed.  I’m always ready for bed.

 

Some call it multi-tasking, I call it doing something else while trying to remember what I was doing in the first place.

People who ask me what I’m doing tomorrow probably assume that I even know what day of the week it is.

Me:  I am surprised at how winded I am by this exercise.  

Personal Trainer:  This was the tour of the gym.

I made a huge To-Do List for today. 

I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

I used to teach this same technique to my new cooks back when I was managing restaurants.

What do we learn from cows, buffalos, and elephants?

It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.

The process of getting older is just one body part after another saying, “Ha, Ha, you think that’s bad?  Watch this!”

A country that knows how to do things the right way.

Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.

Thanks to Trish for this one.  It means a lot.  Bless you.

Here’s another good one…

My fondest childhood memory is thinking $20 is a lot of money.

And that’s it my friends.  Love and happiness to you all.  Until we meet again.