Good Morning Campers,

Today is Friday, although you are reading this on Saturday if I get this done on time … which … shouldn’t be a problem … but every time I say that, a problem seems to pop up all on its own.  So, we’re not going to go there, because I can’t see any value added to pushing our luck here.  We’ve almost made it to the end of the year, although Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos have done their damnedest to throw something different and annoying and horrible seemingly everyday at us, we have persevered and survived.  As of the publication time of this issue, this lousy year has 12 days and 22 hours left to it.  And for this dragon at least, I will never be so glad to put a year in the rearview mirror as I will with this one.

Not that I am expecting great things out of 2021.  Quite frankly, I expect it will be just as big a piece of crap as 2020 was.  Especially with the political bullshit that I know the democrats are going to pull when they take over.  Taking away our freedoms, selling out to the “One World Order”,  making the sheeple march to the beat of the common drum.  Because most people are just blind turnips and can’t see what’s right in front of their noses… but we gotta get out of this year.  2020 has become synonymous with so many bad things that we don’t stand a chance until this year is over and done with.

Gee, this is really not how I expected, nor planned on starting today’s issue.  We REALLY need to get this moving in the opposite direction and get some fun and sunshine in here!!!   So, without further ado …

   

Okay, mistakes happen…I get it … but I’m just shaking my head here and thinking oh poor Detroit, as if you don’t have enough piled on your plate as it is now.

Undercover Cops Posing as Drug Buyers Arrested by Undercover Cops Posing as Drug Dealers

Silke Jasso, <time datetime="<span class="localtime" data-ltformat="F j, Y" data-lttime="2020-08-21T22:27:36+00:00">August 21, 2020 5:27 pm“>August 21, 2020 6:27 pmDetroit’s 12th Precinct went undercover as drug dealers so they could arrest these buyers that they had gotten information on.
Detroit’s 11th Precinct went undercover as drug buyers so they could arrest these drug dealers that they had gotten information on.The Keystone Kops couldn’t have played it better.  Here’s the article with YouTube video and my most embarrassed apologies to my brothers in the law enforcement community. https://rare.us/rare-humor/cops-undercover-mix-up/ 

You know … every now and then you come across a sign and you think to yourself, “Impish, just turn around and walk the other way.  Don’t ask questions.  Don’t get explanations.  Just leave.  Now!”

Again, I have to say … Why?  Why would you ever…?  And then I remember the Heinlein quote.

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Florida. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, “Say, is this really a healthful place?”
“It sure is,” the cabby replied. “When I came here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed.”
“That’s wonderful!” said the tourist, “How long have you been here?”
“I was born here.”

Another sign of our times … I understand that the woods aren’t always a safe place to be, but if there are predators in there, then I think it’s hunting season fellas!!!

 

Lynn asked me to send out this very special Public Service Announcement for the younger generation … So … please pardon this interruption to your regularly scheduled Dragon Laffs entertainment:

We now return you to your regularly scheduled issue … thank you for your attention during this important interruption.

Last minute addition to everyone’s Christmas list …

Kids???  Heck no!  I want one!!!

Okay, so if I call you guys and ask for bail money … don’t ask too many questions, okay?

My wife just opened my car door for me.

It would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70 mph at the time.

This one just because it’s cool

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems.  Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

But there are so many to choose from … Pelosi, Biden, Hillary, … never mind …

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit!!  So proud of myself.

It was a scarf.  But still … let’s be positive here.

I sold my house this week.  I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

Keep it up, and you will be a strange smell in the attic.

Dear Stephanie sent me this picture with the subject line of: Seriously????

My reply to her was, How about: Blood of the Slow Running Villagers.  It would be perfect for all the fans of Dragons out there.

My daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.

Growing old is hard work… the mind says, “Yes”, but the body says, “What the hell are you thinking?!”

1. Going to bed early.
2. Not leaving my house.
3. Not going to a party.

My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

So, a few months ago I was on my period and my dad kept sneaking bars of chocolate under my bedroom door then ran downstairs shouting, “SATAN HAS BEEN FED …”

I’m just going to put an “Out of Order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding … Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with, “Welcome back everyone.”?

I’m so old, I remember when Multiplication was called “Times Table”

Was never said by any bad guy …

If you need a friend, message me, need a laugh, call me, need a hug, stop by my house, need money, this number is no longer in service.

And let’s finish today’s issue off with a few more Christmas cartoons and then something a little special …

Yes … we truly did.  For me, the 70’s were the best time of my life.  Had the greatest music and my 67 Barracuda was the most bad ass car on the road.  And finally …

Yes … they truly do.  And may Mrs. Dragon and I look as happy when we are as taken care of.  And may all of you be as well.

Until next time dear friends.  Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon.