Good Morning Campers,
Today should be Thursday … if you are reading this on the day this should come out. Lots of ifs in there… but since I’m starting this on Monday and this is a crazy week already, there is no telling how this is going to work out. But, with a little bit of luck and if the sea doesn’t rise, this should all work out so that … yes, today is Thursday. So … Happy Thursday!
Other than that, I got nuttin.
So, my suggestion is that each of you grab your favorite morning beverage, be it coffee or something a wee bit stronger and let’s get the laughter started cause we all know that’s what we all need at this point in time.
Did You Know: There is a word in the dictionary spelled incorrectly. That was terrible!
There is a special place in Stupid Hell for people like you.
Did You Know: Sirius, the dog star, is moving closer to Earth at a rate of nine miles per second. This means someday, we could be in Sirius trouble. That one was worse.
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
“Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.
“Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.
So? How do you spend your Saturday nights?
“Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, Lord,” and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.”
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
“Reverend,” said the young man, “I’m so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip.”
The minister chuckled, “I know what you mean. It’s the same in my business.”
Mother Nature’s family portrait.
From Leah D:
Dear Mother Nature,
Having received my free sample of winter I would like to cancel the remainder of my subscription.
My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ……smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s more than twice a week ! ………..You could learn a lot from him.’
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR
‘My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.’
I looked at her and said,
‘Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.’
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
I’m watching this show for like, 10 minutes and the lady is listing all these really great things to do. Then I realize it’s the Religious Channel and she was listing sins.
And with that bit of stupidity, we’ll end here for the day. I hope you all have had a great laugh or three. Until we meet again.
Take care my friend.