So, today is Monday, the first day of my out of town trip.  I am in Wichita, Kansas, the only place in the entire world that is flatter than Northern Indiana.  And Northern Indiana is flat!  Real Flat!  Flatter than Flat!

How flat is it?

Well, I’ll tell you how flat it is!  It’s flatter than your 10 year-old niece!  It’s flatter than a pancake run over by a steam roller!  It’s flatter than…..okay, so yeah.  It’s kinda flat.

The briefings so far have been boring and the food has been awful, so we’ll have to see how it goes from here.

So, let’s get some of the fun stuff started!

And if you hadn’t figured it out yet, Dragon Laffs contains:

How to stop time: Kiss
How to travel in time: Read
How to escape time: Music
How to feel time: Write
How to waste time: Social Media

 

At Dragon Laffs we start them out pretty young:

 

Here I present, with a thankful nod to Jeannie, a short explanation of the book:

All so very true.

This next one is just so perfect!  Please, please, please let this have actually happened:

And this one I just keep watching over and over and over again.  It’s so hard not to laugh at this person’s discomfort:

And this one too, is just as bad…

A rare photograph of Impish and Diaman as children

It’s Tuesday!  A full day at the Forum…Conference….Seminar…whatever the hell it is.  Ended up being a 13 hour day.  Lethal’s response was that it was about time I worked 1/2 a day.  He’s such a great supporter of mine.

I have a BUNCH of work emails to go through and a BUNCH of personal emails to go through, so why don’t you guys go ahead and continue with the issue while I take care of those.

An old man was a witness in a burglary case in Miami. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.” The lawyer asks Sam again, “Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?” “Yes” says Sam, “I saw him do it.” Then the lawyer asks Sam, “Sam listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?” He quickly replied, “I can see the moon, how far is that?”  

Thanks to Lethal for this one.  That is one hell of a view.  Oh, and mind that first step.

Pretty friggin’ far it seems!

So, today is Wednesday, it’s 830 pm and I JUST got back to my room at the hotel.  It’s been a really busy week so far and I am pretty much exhausted.  Meetings and conferences all day long. I’m really glad I’m  not important or I’d be doing this sort of stuff all the damn time.  I don’t know how they do it!  I guess you’ve got to be a born paper pusher.

Not me.

Well, again, tonight, I have to check my work emails and get caught up on them, so you guys go ahead and keep reading and I’ll catch up with you when I get done.

This is one of the displays from a vendor that came by the mountain and showed Lethal and I these new support drones.  It’s got a really good visual acuity, very fuel efficient and tends to blend in quite well with our environment here at the mountain.  I liked them, but ultimately, the security of our offices is up to No-name and Lethal.  I’m not sure if we got any for around here, but I’m pretty sure that Lethal got some for Keibbler Towers. 

Yeah, yeah, I said I was going to check emails, but I wanted to explain that last one to you when you got to it.  So now, back to work.  Happy reading.

Good Morning!  It’s Thursday morning and I have a few minutes before I head to work…another day in the salt mines of Kansas…so I thought I’d give you guys some great political pictures.

Ain’t that the truth!  Okay, now I gotta go to work, so you guys continue on and I’m going to work.  See you tonight.

Yup, that shit happens to me all the damn time. 

Oh, by the way, I’m back from work.  And, I just figured out, that I have to finish and post this tonight.  I won’t have any time after tonight to work on it, so …. let’s hold on for the final ride my friends. 

Whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So, my dear friends.  It’s now very late (I had to take care of a presentation for tomorrow) so this will be the end for this week.  I’ll be home tomorrow, which for you guys is yesterday, and life will finally be back to normal.

Be well, be happy and laugh.

Until we meet again.

Cheers,

Impish