Good Morning Campers,
I’m kinda going with a new idea this episode, where I’m really going to have opening comments and we will visit Lethal and Impish and the stories of D.R.A.G.O.N. in a minute. Not sure if it will stay this way, but I did want to have some say at the beginning and not just jump right into the frying pan, as it were.
Izzy and her little friends have been gardening the last couple of springs and moving bulbs around the house and this is one of their batches from two years ago. The ones from last year wont look as good this year, but they are all starting to pop up and look great.
I’d like to public thank Lethal Leprechaun for all his help with this issue. See, I’m a little short on time right now. My last day off was April 4th and my next scheduled day off is May 10th…so, he has really been instrumental in this issue not only getting out, but for much of the quality as well. Thanks bro, it’s nice to know you got my back.
Now, let’s see what kind of trouble Impish has gotten himself into this week.
Lethal is escorting Impish through some less than inviting looking definitely institutional halls. Impish does not appear any too pleased about what ever it is Lethal is taking him to do.
“Oh! A wise guy huh? Nuck! Nuck! Nuck!” <Switches to his Sean Connery accent> “Blue. Ice Blue.” He tosses the manila envelope on the table in front of the interrogator.
Q: What’s this? <He reaches for the envelope> Something to be entered into the official record?
A: HULLOOO! Have you ever SEEN Mr. Green in a minimal caffination condition/situation? This was a serious dire emergency!Those that run D.R.A.G.O.N. were in danger of possibly falling asleep at their posts or possibly being kidnapped by hipster liberal loonies working for A.S.S.!
Q: But why did you take Dragon 3 into the WalMart then?
A: Because there is no locking hard top to the side car and because they wouldn’t give me a key to the scooter thingie my first time in there.
The coffee makers are all the way in the back, plus there were no carriages handy and I was going to have a lot of items. I’ve got a question for you now since you’re going to peruse this line of questioning. Why wasn’t I issued some sort of vest of many pockets or between the wings pack or even saddle bags as part basic kitting out?
Q: Why did you throw only $10 at the cashier? You had to know the stuff you were taking and the damages were more than that!
A: You ever try to pull a $100 bill out of your wallet while operating a motorized unicycle w/ side car in a WalMart on a Friday night at 40 mph? No?
Well if you had you wouldn’t be asking me these dumb questions Mr. Flannel suited broom stick someplace the sun won’t ever been seen shining!
Q: Can you explain why you doubled back when you realized you had passed the donuts instead of just going to the Krispy Cream drive thru down the road?
Can I give you a friendly piece of advice?
Don’t ever go up to the drive-through. Okay ? Always walk up to the counter.
You know why? Okay, okay, okay. Let me tell you,
They fuck you at the drive-through, okay?
They fuck you at the drive-through. They’ll give you stale donuts and figure you’ll be too far away when you find out.
They know you’ll be miles away before you find out you got fucked, okay.
They know you’re not gonna turn around and go back.
And they don’t care!
<reverting to Impish’s voice>
Also I knew from my prior expert experience in pastry purloining my shot at finding an Enterman’s truck to steal at that hour as substitute was zilch.
A flaming loogie is hocked at room’s camera and blood a curdling scream is heard before things go momentarily quiet.
Impish can suddenly be heard belching loudly then the sound of his clearing a path (probably through the recently tail smashed broken table’s remains) with his tail.
He can faintly be heard muttering and sounds like he’s mocking the nasal voice of the now deceased interrogator ‘No! NO! I mean how were you armed? Pulease! DRAGON HERE!” Another loud sound, this time of breaking glass as the reinforced one way mirror in the room shatters.
The last thing you hear is Impish roar ‘ANY ONE ELSE in here got any more DUMB TEDIOUS QUESTIONS or are we through? Because truth be told he was pretty scrawny and tasted like vegetables so I’M STILL FEELING PECKISH!
How Experts Ask for a Raise
|An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise.
The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise.
She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?”
Anna: “Well, Madam, there are tree reasons why I wunt the increaze. The 1st is that I do iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Anna: “Your husband he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Anna: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “that’s a lie, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Anna: “Your hozban he did.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Anna: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Anna: “No Madam… The gardener did.”
(A moment of silence passes…)
“So, how much do you want?”
The next time you hear someone bad-mouthing the cops, show them this video!
This one is truly amazing. Even though it’s a jewelry commercial for Mother’s Day, it’s a beautiful video.
Me and my nanny when I was a bitty dragon.
Dragons and Leprechauns most especially operate under the exact same idea.
Sister Mary Punishment. The detention monitor.
This one is from Grumpy. Hi ya Grumpy! You still talk to the other seven dwarves? Anyway, after reading this, I believe that Grumpy is aptly named, and a member of my peer group. Way to go Grumps!
In recent American history, the president of our once-great nation has been identified by the acronym “POTUS”, which of course stands for President Of The United States.
However, during the current presidency, a subtle change in meaning has come about with that term.
The occupant of the Oval Office is still referred to as the POTUS, but the term has become much more descriptive of the man holding this once revered position. POTUS now means:
Piece Of Totally Useless Shit
Ought to really be Plan A.
The stork delivers babies.
And receive they shall! If the government ever gets their heads out of their collective asses and does something!
LOL! There’s more truth to this than you know. And you gotta love the “birth-control-glasses” the dude’s wearing!
Probably flying to a Navy base somewhere…even though it IS an Air Force aircraft.
The “pilot attitude” starts so young.
And lastly, and this is also the last one for the series (unless I get more sent to me, hint! Hint!)
This next one is too good not to share. Thanks to K2 and a warning from me. Those of you out there who think this is just tongue-in-cheek had damn well better think again…
As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus horribilus. The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in Benghazi–in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.
Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the people. For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Mart and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land sharing your poverty and needs with you.
How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor we had to remove thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by.
During those difficult times we had to cut back when our daughter was married. We only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding and I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting. So as I travel across our land to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then when the time for the royal election comes I know you will crown me as your rightful monarch so that we can all live happily ever after.
And now, an important message from Obama
Happy birthday, Hubble!
25 years ago yesterday (Friday), the Hubble Space Telescope was launched aboard the Space Shuttle Discovery. We love the unprecedented perspective on the universe its array of sensors have provided. We love it so much, in fact, that we could hug it. NASA has put together a breathtaking gallery of Hubble’s Top Shots over the years, which you can go visit in a minute. If you go now, I’ll never get you back.
Wow! You really need to click on the link in the above paragraph “breathtaking gallery of Hubble’s Top Shots”. It is awesome!!!
It was reported today that an anti-Hillary website was only be able to raise $12,000.
A man is sitting in a saloon in Paso Robles, California and was far from home when Barack Obama came on TV. The man looked at the TV and said, “Obama is a horse’s ass.”
I’ve seen this article and this listing before and I’ve done research on it when I’ve previously seen it. Not sure this is the EXACT same list, but I’m sure it’s close enough that I’m willing to publish it here. Now listen people. These are all verifiable facts. Mr. Clinton was not just some smiling goof who got a blowjob in the Whitehouse. And his wife, the Benghazi Bitch, is just as bad and I would warrant, even worse. Those of you who still think she would make a good president of our United States need to beware…
This is what happens when you mess with the Clinton’s!!
In case you have forgotten all the other bodies this witch has left in her wake……Just a quick refresher course ‘lest we forget’ what has happened to many “friends” of the Clintons.
1-James McDougal – Clintons convicted Whitewater partner died of an apparent heart attack, while in solitary confinement. He was a key witness in Ken Starr’s investigation.
2 – Mary Mahoney – A former White House intern was murdered July 1997 at a Starbucks Coffee Shop in Georgetown .. The murder happened just after she was to go public with her story of sexual harassment in the White House.
3 – Vince Foster – Former White House councilor, and colleague of Hillary Clinton at Little Rock’s Rose Law firm. Died of a gunshot wound to the head, ruled a suicide.
4 – Ron Brown – Secretary of Commerce and former DNC Chairman. Reported to have died by impact in a plane crash. A pathologist close to the investigation reported that there was a
hole in the top of Brown’s skull resembling a gunshot wound. At the time of his death Brown was being investigated, and spoke publicly of his willingness to cut a deal with prosecutors. The rest of the people on the plane also died. A few days later the air Traffic controller committed suicide.
5 – C. Victor Raiser, II – Raiser, a major player in the Clinton fund raising organization died in a private plane crash in July 1992.
6 – Paul Tulley – Democratic National Committee Political Director found dead in a hotel room in Little Rock , September 1992. Described by Clinton as a “dear friend and trusted advisor”.
7 – Ed Willey – Clinton fundraiser, found dead November 1993 deep in the woods in VA of a gunshot wound to the head. Ruled a suicide. Ed Willey died on the same day his wife Kathleen
Willey claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the oval office in the White House. Ed Willey was involved in several Clinton fund raising events.
8 – Jerry Parks – Head of Clinton’s gubernatorial security team in Little Rock .. Gunned down in his car at a deserted intersection outside Little Rock. Park’s son said his father was building a dossier on Clinton He allegedly threatened to reveal this information. After he died the files were mysteriously removed from his house.
9 – James Bunch – Died from a gunshot suicide. It was reported that he had a “Black Book” of people which contained names of influential people who visited prostitutes in Texas and Arkansas.
10 – James Wilson – Was found dead in May 1993 from an apparent hanging suicide. He was reported to have ties to Whitewater..
11 – Kathy Ferguson – Ex-wife of Arkansas Trooper Danny Ferguson, was found dead in May 1994, in her living room with a gunshot to her head. It was ruled a suicide even though there were several packed suitcases, as if she were going somewhere. Danny Ferguson was a co-defendant along with Bill Clinton in the Paula Jones lawsuit. Kathy Ferguson was a possible corroborating witness for Paula Jones.
12 – Bill Shelton – Arkansas State Trooper and fiancée of Kathy Ferguson. Critical of the suicide ruling of his fiancée, he was found dead in June, 1994 of a gunshot wound also ruled a suicide at the grave site of his fiancée.
13 – Gandy Baugh – Attorney for Clinton’s friend Dan Lassater, died by jumping out a window of a tall building January, 1994. His client was a convicted drug distributor.
14 – Florence Martin – Accountant & sub-contractor for the CIA, was related to the Barry Seal, Mena, Arkansas, airport drug smuggling case. He died of three gunshot wounds.
15 – Suzanne Coleman – Reportedly had an affair with Clinton when he was Arkansas Attorney General. Died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head, ruled a suicide. Was pregnant at the time of her death.
16 – Paula Grober – Clinton’s speech interpreter for the deaf from 1978 until her death December 9, 1992. She died in a one car accident.
17 – Danny Casolaro – Investigative reporter. Investigating Mena Airport and Arkansas Development Finance Authority. He slit his wrists, apparently, in the middle of his investigation.
18 – Paul Wilcher – Attorney investigating corruption at Mena Airport with Casolaro and the 1980 “October Surprise” was found dead on a toilet June 22, 1993, in his Washington DC apartment. Had delivered a report to Janet Reno 3 weeks before his death.
19 – Jon Parnell Walker – Whitewater investigator for Resolution Trust Corp. Jumped to his death from his Arlington , Virginia apartment balcony August 15, 1993. He was investigating the Morgan Guaranty scandal.
20 – Barbara Wise – Commerce Department staffer. Worked closely with Ron Brown and John Huang. Cause of death unknown. Died November 29, 1996. Her bruised, nude body was found locked in her office at the Department of Commerce.
21 – Charles Meissner – Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance, died shortly thereafter in a small plane crash.
22 – Dr. Stanley Heard – Chairman of the National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee died with his attorney Steve Dickson in a small plane crash. Dr. Heard, in addition to serving on Clinton‘s advisory council personally treated Clinton’s mother, stepfather and brother.
23 – Barry Seal – Drug running TWA pilot out of Mena Arkansas, death was no accident.
24 – Johnny Lawhorn, Jr. – Mechanic, found a check made out to Bill Clinton in the trunk of a car left at his repair shop. He was found dead after his car had hit a utility pole.
25 – Stanley Huggins – Investigated Madison Guaranty. His death was a purported suicide and his report was never released.
26 – Hershell Friday – Attorney and Clinton fundraiser died March 1, 1994, when his plane exploded.
27 – Kevin Ives & Don Henry – Known as “The boys on the track” case. Reports say the boys may have stumbled upon the Mena Arkansas airport drug operation. A controversial case, the initial report of death said, due to falling asleep on railroad tracks. Later reports claim the 2 boys had been slain before being placed on the tracks. Many linked to the case died before their testimony could come before a Grand Jury.
THE FOLLOWING PERSONS HAD INFORMATION ON THE IVES/HENRY CASE:
28 – Keith Coney – Died when his motorcycle slammed into the back of a truck, 7/88.
29 – Keith McMaskle – Died, stabbed 113 times, Nov, 1988
30 – Gregory Collins – Died from a gunshot wound January 1989.
31 – Jeff Rhodes – He was shot, mutilated and found burned in a trash dump in April 1989.
32 – James Milan – Found decapitated. However, the Coroner ruled his death was due to natural causes”.
33 – Jordan Kettleson – Was found shot to death in the front seat of his pickup truck in June 1990.
34 – Richard Winters – A suspect in the Ives/Henry deaths. He was killed in a set-up robbery July 1989.
THE FOLLOWING CLINTON BODYGUARDS ARE DEAD
35 – Major William S. Barkley, Jr.
36 – Captain Scott J . Reynolds
37 – Sgt. Brian Hanley
38 – Sgt. Tim Sabel
39 – Major General William Robertson
40 – Col. William Densberger
41 – Col. Robert Kelly
42 – Spec. Gary Rhodes
43 – Steve Willis
44 – Robert Williams
45 – Conway LeBleu
46 – Todd McKeehan
Quite an impressive list!
The public must become aware of what happens to friends of the Clintons!
HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT?
…SURELY YOU JEST!
The part that gets me, is that no official investigation of these coincidences has ever been done? I’m a bit of a paranoid pessimist…it goes with the job of spending all day trying to think of the worst thing that could ever happen and then come up with a plan to defend against that.
But one suicide is sad, two is a tragedy, three is really stretching a coincidence but eleven? One of which supposedly shot herself in the back of the head???
And one decapitation that was ruled natural causes??? Damn! I had no idea that our heads could just fall off! Where’s my duct tape!!!
The ONLY place you’ll read about this list is on the internet. The news articles are easy enough to find, but nobody puts them all together.
People, mind your vote! It’s important!