Leprechaun Laffs for Friday 07/15


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Fred flintstone Happy Friday

Yup its that time of the week again folks! I’m happy to report I finally got rid of that headache that plagued me the later half of Wednesday and made it so hard to concentrate, I simply returned it to Impish…along with interest!

Time grows short for me here and I still need to do a bit of polishing on todays Last Word before I post this so let us skip the chit chat and get right to it shall we?

 

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Before we get down to laughing until we break a rib today, please join with me in wishing my dear friend Impish Dragon and his lovely wife the happiest of 16th Anniversaries.

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OK, NOW Let’s Laugh Until It Hurts!

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According to all the charts on anniversaries I was able to locate there is no traditional special gift for a 16th Anniversary, so I decided to get Impish a new car. Here it is:

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Umm… NAH! Too easy and it IS his anniversary after all.

 

A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a $1,000 bet for anyone to prove them wrong. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice from the lemon would win the money.

Many people tried to win the bet over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could do it.

One day, a scrawny man wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit came in and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, “I’d like to try the bet.”

After the laughter died down, the bartender said, “Okay,” grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. The crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000, and asked the little man, “What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?”

The man replied, “I work for the IRS.”

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Paddy was trapped in a bog and thought himself to be a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly happened to wander by.
“Help! Help me!” Paddy yelled, “Oi’m sinking!”
“Don’t you worry yourself, Paddy,” said Mick assuredly. “Next to the Strong Man Muldoon, Oi’m the strongest lad in Erin, I am. Oi’ll pull ye right out of that mess, I will.”
With that, Big Mick leaned over grabbing Paddy’s hand and he pulled and he pulled, but to no avail.
Two more times, Big Mick pulled, but still no luck. After the last attempt, Mick said to Paddy, “Sure, but Oi cannot do it, Paddy. The Strong Man Muldoon could do it alone, maybe, but Oi’ll have to go get us some help.”
As Mick was preparing to leave to get help, Paddy called out, “Mick! Mick! Do ye think it would help if Oi pulled me feet out of the stirrups?”

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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands are freezing cold.” The mother replied “Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up.” The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, “My hands are freezing cold.” The girl replied, “Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up.” He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, “My nose is cold.” The girl replied “Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up.” He did and warmed his nose.

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, “My penis is frozen solid.”

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, “Have you ever heard of a penis ?” Slightly concerned the mother said, “Why, yes. Why do you ask ?” The daughter replies, “They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don’t they ?”

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Polite Way To Pee

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners to fifth graders asked her students the following question :

“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom ?”

Michael said, “Just a minute , I have to go pee.”

The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite.”

What about you Peter, how would you say it ?

Peter said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I’ll be right back.”

That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners ?

I would say : “Darling , may I please be excused for a moment ? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine , whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner.”

The teacher fainted !

Groaner Alert

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

7. “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.”

“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”

“Is it common?”

“Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” says Dolly.

“It’s true; no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!”The doctor replied, “I know, I amputated your arms!”

13. I went to a seafood disco last week…And pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.

“But why,” they asked, as they moved off.

“Because,” he said. “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named ‘Ahmal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ‘Juan.’ Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

So embarrassed

Me too! I can’t believe I actually posted all those really horrendous puns!

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The political flow chart

No matter what your political views are, this is funny!

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When top level guys look down, they see only shitheads;

When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes.

Never seen a Flow Chart describe it so clearly.

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I was gratified to see that Wednesday’s Last Word garnered 3 responses, even if one didn’t really count because it was from Impish. While he is certainly entitled to comment and welcome to, I really don’t count his comments when I gauge the effectiveness of a Last word by the number of  readers comments. He HAS to read the blog as part owner and besides as the C.O.D. (Chief Operating Dragon) it’s his responsibility to keep tabs on me, what I am up to and do his level best to stop me or barring that bail me out!

But seriously, I’m not gratified because its an ego trip or something that I got responses to an Op Ed I wrote. In the old days of the e-mail issues we had quite a few people who commented on the Last Words very often which we then posted for all to see read and comment on the comments. We had some quite lively and thought provoking three, four, five way discussions and debates on issues some times lasting the course of an entire week.

Sadly, when we converted formats to blog style those exchanges instantly and mysteriously dried up for reasons both unknown and not understood. Both Impish and I dearly miss those discussions and debates dearly. When I see a bunch of comments on a Last Word like Wednesday it stirs a faint flicker of hope within me that we might someday return to that level of reader participation.

4 Responses to Leprechaun Laffs #89 for Wednesday 07/13

cloie says:  [sic]

What about the rights of the young girl , that was killed by is man? You do the crime you pay the price. The Mexician goverment should stay in their country and work on their problems of which there are many. If an American conmitted this crime in their country there would be no questionsd as to what would happen to him. The USA needs to wake-up and stand by the laws of this country, they have worked for a few hundred years so far. Clean out Washington DC in 2012 let them go form a country of their liking elsewhere am tried of the BS.

Jack Daniels says:

Texas should hold an old-fashioned public hanging for Garcia, thus thumbing their nose at Mexico, the U.N. and Obama.

ImpishDragon says:

The part that pissed me off the most…and there was a LOT about this story that pissed me off…is the fact that Obama sided with the rapist/murderer instead of the victim. He is supposed to be our representative to the world. I would’ve felt better had he just kept his fucking mouth shut (although that would’ve been wrong, also) but to openly ask for a stay of execution for a sleez-bag…..I’m ashamed of him…and by extension, us.

lethalleprechaun says:

Cloie you got my point exactly but I realized last night that we are not taking the entire situation regarding Mexico and their butting into sovereign US National and State affairs far enough.
More on what occurred to me after I hit post last night on Friday either in a reader response segment of as a continuation of this Last Word.

Jack~ I say hanging is too good for him…or at least it WAS as was lethal injection he got since it wasn’t DRAINO being pumped in his veins. DO they honestly think his peaceful painless death makes up for 1% of the pain and suffering that girl went through before she died or the pain and suffering of her family for all this time?.

IMHO he should have had his punishment mirror his crime. His victim’s head was bashed with a 30- to 40-pound piece of asphalt and she was raped, strangled, bit and then left nude on a dirt road with a piece of wood stuck in her. Would have been OK with me in view of his “Viva Mexico” last words if that dirt road were actually an open ditch full of raw sewage on the Mexican side of the border.

I like the way you think though, now if we can just get you to convert to real whiskey! LMBO!

Impish~ sadly but respectfully I must disagree with you. Not about being pissed with Obama over selling our National interests and identity out, while having the colossal Chutzpah to  simultaneously ask that we delay the execution so he can in act a law to usurp our state right to render justice to this murdering rapist rat bastard’ even though that is a new low for him. Rather I disagree with your being ashamed of ‘US’ over this.

By and large ‘US’ (the people) are incensed over his actions. Those who are likely did not vote for Obama. We have no cause to be ashamed of these folks who are adding this double effrontery to Obama’s ‘Litany of Sins’ to be trotted out when he runs for reelection to hang him with.

The ones that are incensed over the execution most likely ARE those who voted for him. THOSE are the people to be ashamed of, the illegals who ACORN packed the voter registration in Chicago with, the Looney Liberal who are automatically against anything non-progressive, socialistically utopian or Star Trek futuristic in concept despite the fact that society is not morally developed enough to support these concepts and the entitlement minded, half of which are again illegals. THESE are the ones we should be ashamed of. Fortunately more and more they are appearing to be a minority, for the moment.

As for Obama I’m not ashamed of him, its not a strong enough sentiment to express my feelings towards the man and what he is doing to the country. What IO an is <expletive deleted> disgusted!

In fact I think stewie from Family Guy summed up my Obama feelings best when he said:

Stewie sez You suck

 

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I Resign!
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.
I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer’s day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple;
When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn’t bother you, because you didn’t know what you didn’t know and you didn’t care.
All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible.

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again. I want to live simple again. I don’t want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

I am officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this further, you’ll have to catch me first, cause…….. …..

“Tag! You’re it.”

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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term
exam.
The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk,’
worth 70 points or none at all.
One student who had also partied the night before, was hard put to
think of seven advantages.

He wrote :

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.

2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3.) It is always the right temperature.

4.) It is inexpensive.

5.) It bonds the child to mother , and vice versa.

6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck.
Finally , in desperation , just before the bell indicating the

end of the test rang , he wrote …

7.) It comes in such cute containers.

He got an A !

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A little Celtic+Cajun infusion action going on here with this recipe! I actually first encountered this is a little hole in the wall restaurant sporting a Cajun cook in a place called Shamrock Tx.

CABBAGE JAMBALAYA

1 pound ground beef
1 pound smoked sausage, cut into 1/4 inch slices
1 onion, chopped
3 stalks celery
1 clove chopped garlic
1 medium head cabbage, chopped
1 (14.5 ounce) can stewed tomatoes
14 1/2 fluid ounces water
1 cup uncooked rice
Garlic powder and salt to taste

In a large stock pot over medium high heat, combine ground beef, smoked sausage, onion, celery and garlic. Cook until beef is evenly brown. Stir in cabbage, tomatoes, water and rice. Season with garlic salt. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low. Cover and cook for 35 to 40 minutes, or until rice is done.

 

Personally I like a little shredded carrot in this so I tend to use the Coles slaw mix in the bag. Saves time too You can also use broccoli slaw if you want a change. Should you desire it spicy you can use a Jalapeno smoked sausage, 2 cans of Tomatoes with Green Chilies (they are smaller cans than the tomatoes) or substitute a 16 oz jar of chunky salsa for the diced tomatoes.

 

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Nope you need at least a 15” wide screen in high def 1080p for that!

The Dead Parrot

At dawn the telephone rings. “Hello, Señor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker.”

“Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?”

“Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead”.

“My parrot? Dead? The one that won the international competition?”

“Si, Señor. That’s the one.”

“Damn! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.

What did he die from?”

“From eating the rotten meat, Señor Rod.”

“Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?”

“Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.”

“Dead horse? What dead horse?”

“The thoroughbred, Señor Rod.”

“My prize thoroughbred is dead?”

“Yes, Señor Rod. He died from all that work pulling the water cart.”

“Water cart? What water cart?”

“The one we used to put out the fire, Señor.”

“Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?”

“The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.”

“What the hell?

Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!”

“Yes, Señor Rod.”

“But there’s electricity at the house! What was the candle for?”

“For the funeral, Senor Rod.”

“WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!”

“Your wife’s, Señor Rod”. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the Custom Wenig Exhibition-Grade Stock.

Very long pause. . .

“Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun, you’re in deep shit.”

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That’s why I never swim with or after the dragon!

Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their password and unlock the system for them and they would go on their merry way.
One day I received a call from a young lady who was in just such a predicament. I looked up her password and informed her that it was ‘DOME’ and, just to be playful, told her the price for me being gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was an explanation of the meaning of her password. She became very embarrassed over the phone and pleaded that she could never reveal her secret.
I, of course, replied that I would not give her system access until she did. After negotiating for several minutes she finally acquiesced but made me promise to never reveal her password meaning to any of her colleagues to which I gladly agreed.
“Well, what does it mean?” I asked.
She hesitated and then replied, “It’s two words.”
There was pregnant pause. I unlocked her system and simply said, “Have a nice day.”

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Sounds suspiciously like Dragons!

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the
subject of marriage counseling came up.
“Oh, we’ll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,”
the husband explained. “She was a communications major in college and I
majored in theatre arts.” He continued, “She communicates well and I act
like I’m listening.”

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My Last Word on Wednesday seems to have resonated with a few of you as I have shown earlier. At this time I’d like to continue with that Last Word from Wednesday. As I stated to Cloie in response to her post (see above), I had additional thoughts on the situation, or at least fueled by the situation after hitting post on Wednesday. I’ll continue with those now.

The Mexican government could not run without our continued and never ending financial assistance. It had $11 billion in foreign direct investment and received $23 billion in remittances in 2009.  This does not count charitable disaster relief, food and medical supplies, donations of military equipment, assistance rendered  in wildfire fighting etc., just cold hard US dollars. Most of this assistance is apparently finding its way into the pockets of the corrupt Mexican government officials because it is sure as hell not accomplishing what it is supposed to which is;

  • fight crime– do the Zeta’s look fought? Is the flow of Mexican criminals with a history of violence crossing our borders stemming any? Are U.S. farmers and civilians protected from Zetas firing across the border into the US indiscriminately or from fatal cases of mistaken identity? Are our Diplomats and DEA agents safe to move about in Mexico without being assignation targets? Let me see HOW MANY Mexican police officials have been assassinated sans fear or reprisal?

 

  • justice system reform – Oh please! STOP! Laughing like that gives me a headache and makes coffee spurt from my nose! Mexican law enforcement is so corrupt they are by and large nothing more than crooks with badges. At least the Zetas are honest and upfront about what they are.

 

  • aid in stemming the illegal narcotics industry in Mexico and organized trans border drug trafficking – do the Zetas and other cartels Mexican or Columbian look like they are hurting so badly from drug interdiction raids that they are considering new lines of work?)

 

  • reduce the crushing poverty and  improve the quality of life by improving their infrastructure there thereby by reducing the flow of  illegal immigration. Gee now maybe the Mexican definition of “shithole” differs from mine, but I have yet to see any substantial improvement in the cross border towns let alone an abatement of the tide of illegals

 

  • assist Mexico in better securing both its borders while simultaneously helping them identify terrorists entering Mexico via their southern border whose intention it is to sneak into the USA. Again,
  • please! STOP! Laughing like that gives me a headache and makes coffee spurt from my nose! I’d comment further on the laughability of this but I would need an entire Last Word for that alone. Besides as reader Jack Daniels pointed out last week, I’d only be preaching to the choir

 

  • prevention and control of infectious diseases – We here in Texas are continually treating Illegal Mexican immigrants in our hospitals at our expense for things like HIV/AIDS and Tuberculosis. We are treated by Mexicans like their free clinic. Got a health issue can’t pay? Sneak across the border them stupid Gringos will fix it for free. Once you are better join an anti American protest demanding they give you free welfare programs that are SUPPOSED to be for their citizens only, burn a US flag threaten US citizen on their home soil with a violent illegal immigrant uprising. Better yet commit a violent crime against an American citizen then demand special treatment by the police and immunity from the death penalty because you country does not approve of it.

 

  • support bilateral cooperation – apparently Mexico interprets this as having the caveat “only so long as it is in Mexico’s best interest and screw the Gringos interests” or better yet “as long as it helps us screw the Gringos out of their money period”

Mexico is unmindful, ungrateful and disrespectful with regard to the USA, its sovereignty, its laws, it the rights of the states that border Mexico. In my view point they are the North American land based equivalent of Somali pirates attempting to hold the US hostage with the threat(s) of deliberately making their internal problems our problems via their (IMHO) deliberately ineffectual border control and governmental corruption. I say that attempting to aid Mexico in anyway is pointless since Mexico is not interested in aiding itself .  We are doing nothing but throwing a very expensive box of Rid-x into a vast and bottomless cesspool of greed, corruption, oppression and anti-American sentiment.

Mexico cannot continue to run as a Government without the continued influx of US aid both material and financial. This is not unlike the situation of client states of the former USSR back in the cold war era by comparison so I say we have two choices with regard to Mexico and what future direction to take. Serious consideration needs to be given to taking  one or the other and even more serious consideration needs to be given with regard to taking both options.

1.) Shut off all aid to Mexico immediately. Use the $28 billion to fund US Military and National Guard resources to patrol and close off the Southern border, enlist Security subcontractors such as we do/did in Iran and Afghanistan. Fly armed drone patrols. Issue the US Border Patrol combat gear and armored vehicles. Serve notice at the UN that we intend to defend our sovereignty and our borders. Inform them that those caught attempting to enter at places other than approved check points or sans proper documents will be dealt with as harshly as other countries do. Advise the UN that those who chose to ignore orders from our Border Enforcement Personnel, attempt to evade or open fire on them will be deemed terrorist, enemy combatants and a threat to our National Security and sovereignty and dealt with via lethal forcefully that we have no intention of entertaining much less paying remuneration to the families of those whom lethal force is employed against as they were forewarned as to the consequences and we are not accepting “he didn’t understand and wanted to press 2 for your warning in Spanish” as an excuse for the defense of the actions of those killed. Last time I checked, the business end of a fully automatic weapon pointed at you, hearing that safety click off and curt gestures being made for “down on the ground and kiss dirt” were pretty much a universal language in all countries and practically impossible to misinterpret.

2.) Treat Mexico as the client state it has become. A Client State is defined as: “a country that is economically, politically, or militarily dependent on another country”  this would certainly seem to be the case with Mexico and I for one think its high time we force Mexico to acknowledge this dependency on our continued aid benevolence and good will. strip Mexico of the attitude and notion it is anything BUT our Client Nation and force it to act accordingly. This is not some hideous new or Communist concept I am suggesting. Quite the opposite in fact. One of the fundamental components of U.S. foreign policy has been the acquisition and protection of client states. This aspect of U.S. foreign policy appears to have remained unchanged for over a century.

” At least as far back as ancient Rome, powerful political units have acted through a network of clients. To the patron, the advantages of having clients rather than, say, imperial provinces are twofold: the administrative and political costs of administering clients are considerably less than those occasioned by direct rule; and to have clients (referred to by the Romans as “friends”) is significantly more flattering to one’s self-image as a free political unit than to have subjects. Counterbalancing these benefits, of course, is an obvious disadvantage: clients, by virtue of their formal independence, are often obstreperous and able to manipulate the patron for their own ends.”

Gee, sounds pretty much like our relationship with Mexico doesn’t it?

“Client state networks also require considerable resources to maintain. Frequently, the patron needs to provide economic and military aid; and if the client in question is faced with an insurgency, the patron also needs to move troops and ships to help in stamping out the revolt.”

(cited passages from Was Luce Right? Simulating the Growth of U.S. Client States – A paper prepared for presentation at the 43rd Annual Convention of the International Studies Association, New Orleans, March 24-27, 2002 by  David Sylvan  Graduate Institute of International Studies, Geneva & Stephen Majeski University of Washington   http://faculty.washington.edu/majeski/isa02pap.pdf)

Again sounds a lot like the US/Mexican relationship, especially if you pronounce “insurgency” drug cartels and illegal immigrants doesn’t it?

What does “treat Mexico like the client state it has become” entail? In fact not really much more than we are currently doing. What it DOES mean is Mexico would be forced into to accepting US governmental advisors and over site. All US aid monies and programs would be administered by US officials directly from with in the Mexican government’s infrastructure and the Mexican government would be responsible to account for the expenditure of all US funds to the US. US forced would have the right to go into Mexico and deal with things like the Zeta’s, LA Raza, Human Trafficking, and forcibly stem the tide of illegal immigration without interference and/or protests by Mexico and cries of effrontery over incursions into their sovereignty, the exact same sovereignty which they choose to ignore as it relates to the US on a regular basis. What it WOULD mean is that finally the US would have direct intervention in the Mexican government caused issues that are plaguing it from south of our border as well as far better control over our Southern border and a hard accounting of where how and when our money is getting used plus a cost benefit analysis of its effects of the successes and failures.

In summation, it HIGH TIME our government adopted the attitude if you are going to depend on us for your continued existence as a country you are bloody well going to not bite the hand that is Pouring countless U.S. tax dollars down your gaping maw. NO MORE taking our money telling us to butt out while you squander the money and then condemn us on our internal system of justice because you are philosophically opposed to a portion of it which we would not have even had to invoke if it wasn’t for the fact you cannot police your own criminals!

 

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Untill we meet again closing

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I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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4 Responses to Leprechaun Laffs for Friday 07/15

  1. Dan- NYC says:

    Definitely secure the border as stated above and cages the animals south of it. Then let’s see what’s left to do.

    It’s probably worth remembering that China is in the wings and would gladly take over the role of patron or in the case of Mexico, the John.

  2. Clyde says:

    I enjoy all the post in Dragon Laffs! Thanks for letting me join.

  3. eric says:

    close the borders, remove all illeagles, cut all aid, bring our boys home, let them kill themselves, protect our soil, cut all aid to everyone who is not a legal resident, send mexico or whatever country the bill, freeze all raises for our public servants and force them to follow all the laws they passed, let the people of this country have a say in all the decisions for this great country, right or wrong, if you represent me in washington, i want my voice heard!! back to basics, if not this great experiment of democracy will fail… then where do we go???

    • paul says:

      Eric:
      don’t forget term limits – we desperaly need those – politics was never intended to be a career, but a service to your country

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