You heard it! He put it in writing yesterday! Twice actually. Even if he were to go back and delete the posts, I’ve got it copied now. I have the original! He said it! He said it! He said it! Wooo Wooo! Here it is again, quoted from yesterday’s Dragon Laffs:
“Masterful!” Lethal Leprechaun said it was “masterful”! LOL!
Okay, all kidding aside, the back and forth on this topic between Lethal, myself and you campers has been fantastic. Lots of good comments on- and off-line. This is the way that REAL change is going to happen. People need to get involved.
I’m sorry, what’s that? Why am I using Obama’s catch phrase of change?
I’m not talking about Obama’s change.
I’m talking about the changes that must be made in our country to recover from his “hopes and changes”.
I’m talking about changing our country back to the America we knew, not the United Socialist States of America that so many seem to be trying to make it.
Okay, enough of that!
It’s a LONG weekend (for most of us, anyway)…
Okay, this is an old one, but still funny enough to bring back around…
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
“Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt,” the golfer mumbles to himself.
Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, “Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?”
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, “Sure,” and sinks the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, “Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one.”
The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, “Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?”
Shrugging, the golfer replies, “Okay.” And he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, “Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?”
“Definitely,” the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.
As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, “I haven’t really been fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the Devil, and from this day forward you
will have no sex life.”
“Nice to meet you,” the golfer replies, “I’m Father O’Malley.”
Optical illusion awards
Ahh, the good old days of Dungeons and Dragons. I swear, if I could find a group of people here who would be willing to play once a week, I’d get another party started and play the old fashioned, paper and pencil D&D again. Sigh.
For the longest time, this was “supposedly” the Only Known Picture of our security chief, No-name. But, that’s just not the case. There are no pictures of No-name. This picture is though, a picture of his second or third cousin, on his mother’s side. They are considered the runty side of the family. No real muscle mass. Weaklings.
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
On day three of the corporate conspiracy trial, the star witness began to recant his story. “Were you aware that both the FBI and the IRS intended to investigate this CPA, starting ASAP?” the judge asked.
“Not initially,” was the reply.
I believe we’ve run this one before, but it is so good that it is well worth running again…
Seriously, this Japanese beer ad is like watching an adventure movie.
You’ll be pausing and rewinding to catch things as there is SO much going on.
“Is Fred home?” he asked the woman who answered the door.
“Sorry,” the woman replied. “Fred’s gone for cotton.”
The next day the collector tried again.
“Is Fred here today?”
“No, sir,” she said, “I’m afraid Fred has gone for cotton.”
Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector decided to wait a week and investigate the cemetery himself. But sure enough, there was poor Fred’s tombstone, with this inscription:
LL: Well…I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It’s rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it.”
We’ll come back to more excerpts from that ARMPIT interview later.
Okay, look….even I apologize for this one. It’s rude, crude and socially unacceptable … hey! that’s just how I like my women, too….but I digress….this it truly awful and on behalf of the entire Dragon Laffs staff, I’d like to say, I’m really, really sorry.
Now that you have been warned….
“And what did you tell him?” asked the other.
“I told him I was captured early and spent the duration doing the dishes.”
Today’s Last Word is going to leave the realm of the soapbox shouting political rant and move over to the humorous. At least …. I hope it will be humorous. It’s the weekend, and it’s a long, special weekend and we need a good laugh to round out our morning.
So…..why is it they were stopped by the police?