Leprechaun Laffs # 48


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Mondays Strangle

monkey_type_haikuI had an opening all written based on an anecdote Impish told me about someone who apparently didn’t think I was a separate individual from his household.

Then he proceeded to editorially nitpick it to a politically correct touchy feely death until I felt like our little graphical friend here. So, I guess some would say spitefully, I scrapped it entirely.

So, as you can clearly see, the fact I have no witty opening remarks this morning is all Impish’s fault. Everyone throw your rotten fruit at him.

Now, Let’s all have a laugh!

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BAD DRAGON! NO BACON FLAVORED COFFEE FOR YOU!

 

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Now I’m not normally much of one for e-mails, videos and the like with religious over or undertones but its only a little at the end of this and the rest of the video IS really humorous and well done

Southern Hills Church of Christ, Abilene, Texas. Man finds a stethoscope with unusual powers. He discovers what soundtrack is playing inside him.

Click here to see the video if your not reading on blog:

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You do that to Impish’s chest and you hear “Food Glorious Food” from Oliver

 

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You might be a nerd if….

– If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires
– If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal
– If you have more toys than your kids
– If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
– If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name
– If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work
– If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
– If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you rush up to the front to fix it
– If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
– If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already.

 

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From Nancy Reagan regarding John Hinckley’s release:

We could all learn so much from this elegant and gracious lady. You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980’s.

Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and, in his twisted mind, loved Jodie to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been “rehabilitated”.

Consequently, you will appreciate the following letter from Nancy Reagan to John Hinckley:

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To: John Hinckley

From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how
pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery.
In our country’s spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you
to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooting President
Reagan.

We are fully aware that mental stress and pain could have driven you
to such an act of desperation. We’re confident that you will soon make
a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again
as a healthy and productive man.

Best wishes,

Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging
Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look
into that.

 

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Wonder what the men who first built the railroad would think of this?

This is unbelievable.
Click on the ICI below.

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“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” — Abraham Lincoln

Is it any wonder I dislike Muslims so intently? Aside from their terrorist Anti-American behavior and their attempts to dictate to US citizens what can and cannot be done around them due to Sharia Law within the US borders that is?

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When they can power something with all the methane and hot air that is generated in Washington D.C. call me and I think about buying in.

 

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Donald Trump: April 7, 2011 on the Today Show

I’m not a big fan of “The Donald” but he’s showing some serious promise both in the polls and in his words.  Finally, someone bold enough to call it like it is…. Domestic Policy and aid should be the foremost concern of the US, not Foreign Aid and affairs. We need to take a hard look at each potential conflict and ask what the U.S. is gaining out of it for bankrupting itself while being the world’s policeman and the UN’s drudge boy.

If you did not see the Donald Trump interview on the Today Show, let me help you out. If you’re reading this via e-mail subscription you’ll want to go to the blog at http://dragonlaffs.com to see it.

 

You got someone who you think is an acceptable alternative candidate to Obama OR The Donald send your comments and a link to your candidate’s recent topical comment to: DragonLaffs-owner@Yahoogroups.com and we will review them for possible inclusion on our “Obama 2012 Alternatives List’

 However if you are going to write to complain about our Last Word and their content let me save you some time and give you my answer to your liberal whining right here and now. Hopefully words will not be required.

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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One Response to Leprechaun Laffs # 48

  1. Maude says:

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