Leprechaun Laffs #17


Huh? What? Are you guys back again?! The Dragon took another powder on you guys and its up to me again?

Snow? OH! Snow SHARKS! He’s worried about snow sharks and can’t get to a computer! What idiot sold Mister Gulliable on SNow Sharks?

 Oh…wait…that was me. Damn! I hate it when a great joke backfires like that! Now I DO have to post a Leprechaun Laffs!

OH WELL, LET’S LAUGH (NO, NOT AT THE DRAGON!)

Well ok, maybe just a LITTLE bit, he DOES look pretty silly shivering and dancing  fearfully on that picnic table.

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Ok! I take it back! There IS apparently such a thing as too much Customer Service!

A young boy asks his grandmother how old she is.  She replies “That’s none of your business.”
       He asks her how much she weighs, and again she replies, “That’s none of your business.”
       He asks her why she and Grandpa sleep in separate bedrooms.  Grandma gets angry at this point and sends him off to play.
       The boy goes straight to his Grandpa and explains what happened; his grandpa tells him that Grandmothers are like that, but if he really wants to know, to sneak a peak at her drivers license in her purse.
       Later, the little boy approaches Grandma and says, “I know that you are 64 years old, weigh 147 pounds, and that the reason you don’t sleep with Grandpa is because you got an “F” in sex!!!”

 Wizard662

This almost groaner comes from K-Squared:

THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE. PLEASE DON’T CHEAT!

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are:
A. Apple
B. Banana
C. Strawberry
D. Peach
E. Orange
Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don’t rush into it.

This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!
Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN

 

 

 

 

 

If you have chosen:
A. Apple: That means you are a person who likes apples
B. Banana: That means you are a person who likes bananas
C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who likes strawberries
D. Peach: That means you are a person who likes peaches
E. Orange: That means you are a person who likes oranges
I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself.

May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.
Also, I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick my butt!
Well, you won’t find me….because I am still hunting down the misfit who sent this to me!


 

 Counseling_Center

WOW! And here I always assumed Impish was exaggerating about Mrs. Dragon’s Mood Swings & Irish temper!
Just think! He has a daughter to survive going through this yet whom already seems to possess a temper at 9!

God have mercy on his poor sanity and if not, at least his soul!

Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”
John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”
George: “So what are you looking for?”
John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, – a good cook and house keeper, she’s got to know how to
handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality — and money, she’s got to have
money, and a nice big house wouldn’t hurt either.”
George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”
John: “Oh, it’s okay, if she is crazy.”
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I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear. The lady, who was obviously crying, said, “Pastor, I was born blind, and I’ve been blind all my life. I don’t mind being blind but I have some well meaning friends who tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed.”
The pastor asked her, “Tell me, do you carry one of those white canes?”
“Yes I do,” she replied.
“Then the next time someone says that hit them over the head with the cane,” he said, “then say, ‘If you had more faith that wouldn’t hurt!’”

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 DL Adult Content Warning

STRONG LANGUAGE ADVISORY!

This next video is NOT for those with weak hearts, sensitive ears, young children in the room/area, or who are easily offended by profane language!!

Having given that warning, I suspect that the vast majority of you will be able identify with the lyrical subject matter addressed and how they poor guy expresses his feelings over the wrong he has been done.  (Thanks to my wife Molly for turning me on to this one.)

 

 

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Another of my ‘a picture is worth a thousand words’ Last Word Rants. This one is sure to set fire to your short and curlies

The below photo is real.

Why wasn’t the person with the threatening sign arrested for making terroristic threats??

We are the ones that will have to pay for the welfare of these immigrants!

“Get it Done, Arizona , you are in our prayers” !!

Give Us Free

Boy-oh-Boy, this needs to travel around the U.S.A. Don’t let it die folks!

Hey someone want to do me a favor and tell Impish its ok get get off that picnic table as there is no such thing as snow gators or sharks that Calvin just happened by and was bored so he made a few snow sculptures? I’m going to be very busy making myself scarce and getting ready for the bitter cold that supposed to hit us starting later today.

 

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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