Huh? What? Are you guys back again?! The Dragon took another powder on you guys and its up to me again?
Snow? OH! Snow SHARKS! He’s worried about snow sharks and can’t get to a computer! What idiot sold Mister Gulliable on SNow Sharks?
Oh…wait…that was me. Damn! I hate it when a great joke backfires like that! Now I DO have to post a Leprechaun Laffs!
OH WELL, LET’S LAUGH (NO, NOT AT THE DRAGON!)
Well ok, maybe just a LITTLE bit, he DOES look pretty silly shivering and dancing fearfully on that picnic table.
Ok! I take it back! There IS apparently such a thing as too much Customer Service!
A young boy asks his grandmother how old she is. She replies “That’s none of your business.”
He asks her how much she weighs, and again she replies, “That’s none of your business.”
He asks her why she and Grandpa sleep in separate bedrooms. Grandma gets angry at this point and sends him off to play.
The boy goes straight to his Grandpa and explains what happened; his grandpa tells him that Grandmothers are like that, but if he really wants to know, to sneak a peak at her drivers license in her purse.
Later, the little boy approaches Grandma and says, “I know that you are 64 years old, weigh 147 pounds, and that the reason you don’t sleep with Grandpa is because you got an “F” in sex!!!”
This almost groaner comes from K-Squared:
THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE. PLEASE DON’T CHEAT!
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are:
Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don’t rush into it.
This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you!
Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN
If you have chosen:
A. Apple: That means you are a person who likes apples
B. Banana: That means you are a person who likes bananas
C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who likes strawberries
D. Peach: That means you are a person who likes peaches
E. Orange: That means you are a person who likes oranges
I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself.
May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff.
Also, I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick my butt!
Well, you won’t find me….because I am still hunting down the misfit who sent this to me!
WOW! And here I always assumed Impish was exaggerating about Mrs. Dragon’s Mood Swings & Irish temper!
Just think! He has a daughter to survive going through this yet whom already seems to possess a temper at 9!
God have mercy on his poor sanity and if not, at least his soul!
Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”
John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”
George: “So what are you looking for?”
John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, – a good cook and house keeper, she’s got to know how to
handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality — and money, she’s got to have
money, and a nice big house wouldn’t hurt either.”
George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”
John: “Oh, it’s okay, if she is crazy.”
I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear. The lady, who was obviously crying, said, “Pastor, I was born blind, and I’ve been blind all my life. I don’t mind being blind but I have some well meaning friends who tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed.”
The pastor asked her, “Tell me, do you carry one of those white canes?”
“Yes I do,” she replied.
“Then the next time someone says that hit them over the head with the cane,” he said, “then say, ‘If you had more faith that wouldn’t hurt!’”
STRONG LANGUAGE ADVISORY!
This next video is NOT for those with weak hearts, sensitive ears, young children in the room/area, or who are easily offended by profane language!!
Having given that warning, I suspect that the vast majority of you will be able identify with the lyrical subject matter addressed and how they poor guy expresses his feelings over the wrong he has been done. (Thanks to my wife Molly for turning me on to this one.)
Another of my ‘a picture is worth a thousand words’ Last Word Rants. This one is sure to set fire to your short and curlies
The below photo is real.
Why wasn’t the person with the threatening sign arrested for making terroristic threats??
We are the ones that will have to pay for the welfare of these immigrants!
“Get it Done, Arizona , you are in our prayers” !!
Boy-oh-Boy, this needs to travel around the U.S.A. Don’t let it die folks!
Hey someone want to do me a favor and tell Impish its ok get get off that picnic table as there is no such thing as snow gators or sharks that Calvin just happened by and was bored so he made a few snow sculptures? I’m going to be very busy making myself scarce and getting ready for the bitter cold that supposed to hit us starting later today.