Dragon Laffs #1160


Okay, everyone have a seat please…thank you.
You guys are going to love this trick.
It’s truly amazing!
I am going to make a fairy laugh.  Guaranteed.
First, I’m going to tell you how I’m going to do it and then I’m going to tell you who I did it to, and you’ll understand completely.  But this fairy WILL laugh. 
Now, just a little background information on fairies, just so you know how amazing a trick this is, fairies don’t laugh!  Oh, they’ll titter and giggle with their girl-friend fairies and smile and point at the cute boy fairies, but none of them will ROFL (as they say).  Okay, this is me doing it…
We have an “Urgent – Winter Weather Message….
The National Weather Service in northern Indiana has issued a wind chill advisory, which is in effect from 11 PM EST/10 PM CST this evening to noon EST/11 AM CST Friday.
*Wind Chill values (15 below) to 20 below from late this evening through Friday Morning
*Other Impacts, wind chills at these values may cause frostbite to exposed skin within 30 minutes”
Now for the amazing trick… She is laughing right now….probably not even reading this any further because she lives in Northern Minnesota and they don’t issue warnings until the temperature is at least down to –20 regular with a –40 wind chill.  At our normal 20 to 30 degrees they are romping in shorts and tee shirts. 
Anyway, this was kinda fun, just teasing Ariel.  Good Morning All!!!!!!!

Let’s laugh!

 

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Here’s an oldie but good……never mind.  It’s just an oldie.

Two old women lived way out in the country, only going into town on Sundays for church. One Sunday, there was a strange pastor, a very handsome man, in the pulpit, preaching away quite merrily. One of the women, quite deaf, had to turn her hearing aid up fully.
As the old women were returning home, the pros and cons of the new pastor was their main subject of conversation. “I thought he was lovely,” said one.
“He was, rather, wasn’t he?” said the other.
“He was very loud, wasn’t he?”
“Eh?” said the other, “what cloud?”
“I said he was very loud.”
“Eh?”
“I said, he was very loud,” shouted the other. “Bawls like a bull!”
“Has he?” said the first. “I never noticed. The pulpit was in the way.”

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As some of you know, I used to do the 911/Police dispatch thing.  Honestly, it was the best job I EVER had.  Really felt like I did something everyday when I went home.  This next clip is SO NEAT!  I NEVER had anyone this calm on the phone before.  Everyone needs to watch this clip and to my dispatcher buddies who are still out there…die with envy guys that someone else got this call.  I would’ve loved to have gotten this call:

http://www.maniacworld.com/stay-calm-dad.html 

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Sorry folks, that’s all we have time for this morning.  Have a great day!

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