Before we get on with more true tales of Impish’s exploits , let me just say that the very fact that he took a book written by mischievous Leprechauns that we leave lying around for the gullible to pick up and follow as a sex help aid to keep the low IQ population down as real and gospel just goes to show the truthfulness behind these stories regarding him I keep revealing!
It ALSO goes a LONG way to explaining why he never seems to get any!
And now, more True Tales of the Life of Impish Dragon!
Impish ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 50 yrs. old.
Then Impish found himself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a bit (well more than a bit) they had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked him if I ever had a “Sportsman Double ?”
“What’s that?” Impish asked. “It’s a mother and daughter threesome” she said.
“Oh” Impish said as his mind began to embrace the idea. “No I haven’t.” Impish wondered what this daughter of hers might look like.
They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink “Tonight is your lucky night.” They went back to her place. They walked in.
She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs,” MOM YOU STILL AWAKE?
Impish met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between them and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at his feet.
As they lay making love, Impish thought “These taser guns are well worth the money”.
While shopping for vacation clothes, ImpishDragon & Mrs Dragon passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since Mrs Dragon had even considered buying a bathing suit, so she sought Impish’s advice.
‘What do you think?’ she asked. ‘Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?’
‘Better get a bikini,’ he replied. ‘You’d never get it all in one.’
He’s still in intensive care. Doctor says he should be out in a week (yeah and just long enough for Mrs Dragon to put him back in)
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance…
Impish looked at the pastor and calmly said, ‘Well, my Mother in Law is there and God’s getting what I used to get.’
Foolishly he uttered these words within ear shot of Mrs Dragon.
They immediately buried him (some say alive) right next to his Mother in Law.