Special Request Inside of a Special Issue

Good Morning Campers.

One of the things that I love about this group….and even though we don’t spend much time on yahoo groups anymore, we still are a group; a group of friends…one thing I love about us is the understanding and support that we give to one another.  When one of us needs help, the others rally round in support.  We do that because we are the best damn group of campers on the planet.

I can hear the grumblings in the back right now, “Oh crap.  The dragon wants something.”  “Has anyone seen the Leprechaun?  Does he need bail money?”

You’re right.  I do want something…  (Those of you who aren’t interested in any “humanitarian”, “friend”, “loved-ones” kind of stuff can skip down to the first cartoon.)

but this one is easy…

you’ve given this gift so many times before and it has helped immensely.

We need your prayers for one of our own…

Karl, who is known here best as K squared or K² has been with us for a long time; his wife, Rosa Maria (what a beautiful name!) is in the hospital recovering from MAJOR surgery.  I’ll not go into the details of the surgery or the hospitalization for there is no reason to invade their privacy in this matter, just please pray for this wonderful woman so she can rapidly recover and be healthy.

Thank you my dear, dear friends.  Your love and overwhelming generosity is more deeply appreciated than you can ever imagine.

Now, let’s laugh…just for a short while, because I have very little time and very large issues myself right now, so let’s see what we can get done before time runs out!

Okay, those of you who skipped down can start reading again.

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Ain’t that the truth!  For the longest time I got all my political information from the comics.  And Doonesbury was the primary culprit!

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This one is an awful lot of fun.  Slightly reminiscent of the old “Frogger” game.  Enjoy!

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Dear Cat,
Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever ‘The Circle of Life’ plays.

 

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Today, December 7th, 2010, is the 69th anniversary of the invasion of Pearl Harbor. Countries do strange and insane things sometimes, for what appears to them to be valid and legitimate reasons.  There is no way I can figure out some country’s mindset and their desire to attack the United States and kill Americans.

It doesn’t make any sense to me.

Just like the whole Islamic hatred of America.  Doesn’t make any sense to me at all.

Is it greed?  Is that what it all comes down to?  You have it, I want it, so I’m going to use force to take it away from you?

I’m not a history buff by any stretch of the imagination, so here is Wikipedia’s opening paragraphs:

The attack on Pearl Harbor (called the Hawaii Operation or Operation Z by the Japanese Imperial General Headquarters, and the Battle of Pearl Harbor by some Americans)[6] was a surprise military strike conducted by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii on the morning of December 7, 1941. The next day the United States declared war on Japan resulting in their entry into World War II. The attack was intended as a preventive action in order to keep the U.S. Pacific Fleet from influencing the war that the Empire of Japan was planning in Southeast Asia, against Britain and the Netherlands, as well as the U.S. in the Philippines. The base was attacked by Japanese aircraft (a total of 353, in two waves) launched from six aircraft carriers.[7]

1Four U.S. Navy battleships were sunk (two of which were raised and returned to service later in the war) and all of the four other battleships present were damaged. The Japanese also sank or damaged three cruisers, three destroyers, an anti-aircraft training ship[8] and one minelayer. 188 U.S. aircraft were destroyed, 2,402 personnel were killed[9] and 1,282 were wounded. The power station, shipyard, maintenance, and fuel and torpedo storage facilities, as well as the submarine piers and headquarters building (also home of the intelligence section) were not attacked. Japanese losses were light, with 29 aircraft and five midget submarines lost, and 65 servicemen killed or wounded. One Japanese sailor was captured.

The attack was a major engagement of World War II and came as a profound shock to the American people. Domestic support for isolationism, which had been strong, disappeared. Germany’s ill-considered declaration of war on the U.S., which was not required by any treaty commitment, moved the U.S. from clandestine support of Britain (for example the Neutrality Patrol) into active alliance and full participation in the European Theater. Despite numerous historical precedents for unannounced military action, the lack of any formal warning by Japan, particularly while negotiations were still apparently ongoing, led to President Franklin D. Roosevelt proclaiming December 7, 1941 “a date which will live in infamy“.

Why don’t we try to bring a little peace and laughter into the world.  Pass on the link to Dragon Laffs (http://dragonlaffs.com ) to all your friends and share the laughter!

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How a Christmas Tradition Began

Christmas Tradition
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

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Dragon Laffs #1138

Good Morning!  We got a bit of the white stuff around here this weekend!  I was fortunate enough to have to work during it.

Yes, it is indeed a sense of sarcasm that you detect in the sound of my voice.

Anyway, wasn’t much of a snow as is evidenced by my little friend in our back yard.  But, surprisingly…or not so surprisingly, depending on how you look at it… there were a whole crap load of slide offs on the highway.  It is amazing to me how some people tend to loose brain cells in an inverse-ratio as snow flakes falling to the ground.  The less snow, the more brain cells seem to disappear. 

Ah well…. a wiser man than me once said, never underestimate the power of human stupidity.  And with that in mind…… IMG_1683

Let’s Laugh!

 

 Thanks to Lynn for this one:
 
 
It’s got everything you ever wanted to know about snow. More specifically, it’s all about snow crystals.

There are dozens of close-up snow crystal pictures. You’ll be in awe of how beautiful they are. And there are both natural and designer versions shown.

But that’s not all. The site also explains how snow crystals form. And it deals with some common questions about snow crystals. For example, are no two snowflakes really alike?

If the pictures inspire you to grab your camera, don’t worry. There is even a section on taking your own snow crystal pictures. And it tells you how to make your own snow crystals.

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Time Wasters

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/voyage.htm

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What if Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner were humans?3

 

Watch this hilarious video clip!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ5p9WttVhE

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Sent in by a LOT of you guys…

IF OUR GOVERNMENT REALLY WANTS TO KEEP CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS SECRET, THEY SHOULD BE KEPT IN THE SAME PLACE THAT OBAMA’S COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS AND BIRTH CERTIFICATE ARE KEPT.

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One of my Dad’s retired friends spends nine months a year in Idaho and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was in Florida, he got a call from the police. His neighbor in Idaho, who had a key, had entered his home to check that everything was okay with the house. The house was a shambles and he called the police to report a burglary.
    The police officer reported, “The house appears to have been ransacked.”
    My Dad’s friend immediately bought a plane ticket and flew 2600 miles home to discover that the house looked exactly the way they left it.

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During a conference, I was pleasantly surprised to be seated next to a very handsome man. We flirted casually through dinner, then grew restless as the dignitaries gave speeches.
During one particularly long-winded lecture, my new friend drew a # sign on a cocktail napkin. Excited, I wrote down my phone number.
Looking startled for a moment, he flipped the napkin over and drew another # sign, this time adding an X to the upper-left-hand corner.

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Eager to make her mark in the world of business, the attractive new MBA took a job as executive assistant to the middle aged owner of a fast-growing computer software company.
 
She found the work challenging and the travel interesting, but was extremely annoyed by her boss’s tendency to treat her in public as though she were his girlfriend rather than a professional associate.
 
This was especially irritating in restaurants, where he would insist on ordering for her, and on calling her “dearest” or “darling” within earshot of the waiters.
 
When she told him how much it bothered her, he promised to stop, but the patronizing behavior continued.
 
Finally, as he led her into a four-star restaurant, she took matters into her own hands.
 
“Where would you like to sit, sweetheart?” he asked, with a wink at the maitre’d. “Gee,” she replied, “anywhere you say, Dad.”

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Groaner Zack

4A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do.

“This is a disaster,” the husband answered. I don’t know where I’m going to find another woman of her caliber.”

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Here’s an idea worth strongly considering:

http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/heres-how-to-make-a-strong-passwords/

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I’d be curious to hear what some of you campers have to say about this.  I think Google is a good company doing some great things on line….but some of the stuff I saw on this video made me think twice about how I feel…..

http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/a-video-explananing-why-you-should-fear-google/

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I love this one…so much in the spirit of the season.

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What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?http://www.blogthings.com/whatcrappychristmasgiftareyouquiz/

 

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My own little Izzy playing coy with Santa.  Don’t let her fool you old man, she’s picking your pocket while you aren’t paying attention….and her minions are outside, right now, stripping down your sleigh and making reindeer jerky while she stays inside and keeps you busy!

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I’ve got to add this to my Christmas list.  I wonder if I still have time…

Say Hello To My Little Friend – US Army Unveils ‘Game-Changing’ XM25 Rifle

On 12.1.10, in Government, Military, War, by Sad Hill
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http://sadhillnews.com/2010/12/01/say-hello-to-my-little-friend-us-army-unveils-game-changing-xm25-rifle

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Christmas Story

A little boy returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story. He had learned all about the Wise Men from the East who brought gifts to the Baby Jesus. He was so excited he could hardly wait to tell his parents.

As soon as he arrived home, he immediately began, “I learned all about the very first Christmas in Sunday school today! There wasn’t a Santa Claus way back then, so these three skinny guys on camels had to deliver all the toys!

“And Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with his nose so bright wasn’t there yet, so they had to have this big spotlight in the sky to find their way around!”

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A Little Entertainment For the Ladies

Leprechaun here~

Well now that you have cookies to munch and a new cocktail to wash them down with I think you ladies might appreciate a little entertainment !

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Leprechaun’s Liabations Holiday Libation

Poinsettia Cocktail

Yield: 1 cocktail

Ingredients

* 1/4 cup vodka
* 1/4 cup Champagne
* 1/2 cup cranberry juice
* Crushed ice
* 2 strips orange zest, each about 1/4-inch wide and 2 inches long

Directions:

Combine the vodka, Champagne and juice in a large-stemmed red wine glass. Add crushed ice and stir until the mixture is well chilled. Twist the orange strips over the glass, drop them in, and serve.

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